>>682494360
No.
Also, the north is shit.

>>682494688
Why is this

>>682494360
I live in Manchester

>>682494688
>southern fairies
>relevant

fuckin telfords

>>682494360
I'm from Cheshire. But the shit part

Crewe

why? wanna parrty!

Haslington Here!

>>682494360

Holy fuck. Moved to America about a year ago, and it's fucking tripping me out to see fucking Stockport on /b/

Shrewsbury i.e. shit tip

>>682494688
I love going to London, the girls love my accent and I pull almost 100% of the time.

Outside of that though it's a shit hole: housing far too expensive, cost of living ridiculous, full of arrogant twats.

scrap me in winsford or gtfo

Stockport here people, fuck the south

Knutsford come at me

>>682497464
u go college?

Scouser here. Fancy a pint? Hear you can do a brewery tour

Wirral here

>>682497464
Knutsford lad

>>682494360
I live in west kirby, work in Chester.

>>682498137
What's your exact full name?

>>682498282
And address if possible. I'm in west Kirby now, I've got my PlayStation with me, we can play Fifa at your house? I've got drugs too

Northwich here

That's Lincolnshire town
North is trash

>>682498383
RAPE

>>682498383
Do you ever go to The Tap? I'm by there now, how far is your house? Do you live with your parents?

Did you ever go to the firehouse when it was open?

What's your name again please?

Do you like playing on the PlayStation m8?

>>682498282
Full name is david davidson.

I live close to spoons

>>682494688
Fuck you, you soft souvern puff.

Anyone from Northwich?

>>682498383
Can I come Seacombe lad here I got Alcohol and Weed

>>682497987
plazzy scouser.

>>682498492
No I'm not gay, I dont want to rape you.

Are you a girl though? I'm looking for a girlfriend? How old are you again, what's your full name too please?

Do you take drugs if so which ones?

I'm near Chester, in Wrexham!

>>682498592
The spoons in hoylake? I can run there now if you want? Or do you mean the spoons opposite the concourse place?

I've got drugs and a PlayStation.

>>682496500
Shit man I'm Crewe too !

>>682496500
Shit I'm Crewe too !

>>682498664
I'm from wallasey myself, you'll have to ask David because it's his house we're going to.

>>682498755
But... but my Liverpool bedroom

>>682498623
YES

>>682498623
im from northwich
where u
how old?

>>682496500
Shit I'm Crewe too!

>>682498755
By that I assume you're an actual scouser?

The U.K. hates you and nobody takes you seriously because of your accent.

>>682496500
>>682498971
>>682499035
>>682499173
SHIT I'M CREWE TOO!

>>682498908
Welsh.

>>682499294
Same dude!

>>682494360
Widnes massive

>>682494688

Fuck off, southerners are basically Frenchmen.

>>682498755

Scouse cunt, scum of the north

>>682497247
you don't need to lie on the internet

>>682499558
Fuck off you Tory nonce

>>682498592
Alryt Dave, I'm at spoons in west Kirby now. If I shout your name can you come and get me and we'll go to yours?

I'm the lad with the SnapBack cap, luminous yellow hoody, carrying a PS2 and a bag full of games. I'm Mike btw m8

>>682499085
Kek

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IT'S FUCKING DEVVO TIME

>>682499160
24, near Kingfisher.

You?

Wiltshire

>>682499503
Widnes is a shithole you faggot

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Lizard

>>682499804
LOL 18 and also v near kingfisher

>>682499926
I know

yep Crewe here

>>682499294
Where you boys at? Wistaston here

>>682499789
Alright youn!

>>682499633
Was in Greenwich last December, fucked some student slag in some piece of shit hotel room above a pub.

Been to Harrow about 5 times because my step dad's family lives there, not failed to pull once.

Not everyone's a virgin who can't talk to girls.

Anyone go to scc in Crewe?

>>682500281
Me

>>682499961
That Pete Price shit is fucking annoying. We were pranking his radio show 15 years ago, fucking scouse Twitter starts on it and all of a sudden it's the funniest thing in the world.

>>682500449
Shit what's your name ?

>>682500281
I did

Altrincham man dem reporting in

>>682496828
Why did you move there

>>682500561
Mikey Jones

>>682497247
Ever since GoT came out, pretty much any southerner I meet either asks me to say, or says to me: "you know nothing jon snow."

I'm about ready to start murdering fuckers.

Wilmslow reporting

>>682500549
This meme was made in 2011 mate

>>682500690
Never met ya sorry, I'm doing as atm

I live like 40 mins from Cheshire, Connecticut

>>682499789
Off to see him in Hull soon. Fucking yiss

>>682499804
SAME

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guys can I post in this thread if im a Paki?

>>682500549
The good old days of tastes like chicken

>>682500954
be quiet, intelligent folk are speaking, dumb dumb yankee doodle

Warrington anyone?

>>682501127
Malcolm was the best one

>>682494360
Was there about an hour ago. North Wales REPRASENT.

>>682501156
Widnes

>>682500715
Never watched game of thrones.

I'd just laugh at them, make a passive aggressive comment and watch them shit themselves right in front of your very eyes.

It's easy to pull the girls there because they're used to such faggot lads

>>682494360
TIL britcucks have internet too.

Does anyone else have mixed feelings for metrolink? Like it's useful but way too fucking expensive

>>682500598

Because Stockport is an actual shit hole, the only decently paying jobs are in Manchester city center and the public transport to travel between the two was 50% of my wage every month.

Many more job opportunities here for English/ English speaking white dudes. I've been in the bar scene for a while, I can make $300 a night in tips from girls that dig my accent.

>>682499503
Scouse cunt who went to Halton college.

I remember when I used to get the bus home, there's be kids playing tick rugby in Morrisons car park. Almost every fucking night.

To be fair, they were pretty good at it. But I still thought it was backwards as fuck that you'd play rugby and not footy.

And that fucking smell...

>>682501086
Absolutely.....assuming you're posting to chastise yourself and all your blood relatives.

>>682501086
Sure, Bradford and Birmingham as just as welcome.

>>682501338
close enough

>>682501529
Why didnt you just move to manchester then?
And lets be honest you must of been earning about £500 a month if public transport cost half your wage

Guys my name is Raja im a 18 year old student and my dad owns a curry house .......please kill me

>>682501943
Manchester is too fucking expensive to live. I'd rather commute.

And the people are utter cunts. It's a southern city in the north.

Have you ever tried getting a bus in London?

Walked up to him with 5 quid in my hand, told him where I was going and the cunt looked at me like I'd just told him I'd dug up his Nan and shagged her rotting corpse.

Fucking Oyster card my fucking dick.

>>682502109
Hardly mate, and how is too expensive?
The prices barely differ from the surrounding towns

>>682501305
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SN4icIU1qV4

>>682502015
Let me guess, Butter Chicken right?

>>682502015
Do the curry houses put cat in them?

I heard they do to save on money.

If so, what meat is it in lieu of, so I never order it again.

Anyone from Northwich or surrounding area

>>682500281

Yep. Miss that place

>>682502328
you sound about 14 years old

>>682502331
A mate of mine has a flat in the Northern Quarter. It's too fucking expensive for what he's getting.

Plus, all his workmates are pricks. I just don't dig Manchester.

>>682501943

Rent for anywhere in the city was too high unless I shared a flat with 2/3 other people. Used to work in a big club in town, had to get 2 trains just to get into town at 10pm and another 3 to get home at 6am, usually worked on andoff days so could never benefit from return tickets, ended up costing around £25 just to get to and from work 4 days a week.

I don't regret it, I now live within walking distance of my job, earn upwards of $3k a month and live in a 4 bedroom house, doing exactly the same thing I was doing in Manchester

>>682501338
Where in Widnes?

>>682494688

>Cheshire
>North

Is it?

>>682501582
It's a rugby town, it doesn't smell where I am from in Widnes

>>682502522
We do not use cat but some of the Kebab's and Currys have dog meat in them we ship it from London who get it from India

>>682502724
Farnworth

>>682502828
I've fond memories of Widnes, to be honest.

It's just fun to take the piss out of it because Mel C.

>>682502691
Yeh the northern quarter is expensive, but thats common knowledge really, its full of expensive hipster bars and buildings. It sounds like your experience of manchester was more influenced the fact you didnt like your mates workfriends

>>682502721
Why don't you just share a flat then, why would you want to live on your own? Sounds quite antisocial to me. Plus, if getting two trains was such a big deal, why not just change jobs instead of moving to a different country to do the same job?

>>682497987
fellow wool here, whereabouts you from?

>>682501529
Are you a Full citizen

>>682503441
Seacombe

>>682494360
Fuckin wool

>>682503377
And Kim Cattrall Who denies ever being here

>>682500549
yeah but Pete Price is fucking lizard la

>>682494360
Cheshire? wtf? hahahaha lol what do you think this is? Game of thrones? lol

>>682503750
> Spot the wannabe scouser.

Also see: >>682499251

>>682504020
And Paul Simon writing a song about hating being there.

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>>682499503
Also from Widnes, whats good nigga

>>682503413

Honestly I just didn't care enough for Manchester or England as a whole to stay when the opportunity for me to move opened up.

I didn't share with others because it would have been a 1 bedroom between 2/3 of my co-workers that I really didn't like all that much.

Now I live with two other people in CA in a 4 bedroom house, pay less for rent/ bills/ fuel/ food / life expenses etc etc than I would have for just rent in the middle of Manchester, even If I moved to rough fucking Salford I would have been paying more and making less. Ended up being a no brainer really...

>>682504493
We even have a plaque in the train station about the song fucking hell

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>>682494360
Isle of wight anyone?

>>682504334
M8 I'm from Widnes I'm as scouse as they come la

>>682504532
Age?

What's good

>>682494360
>>682496828

From Stockport as well, moved to New Zealand. Don't regret it at all

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shit wrong one

>>682494360
Yeah, OP. Chester.

Sketched me out seeing the gate just now.

>>682504711
It does sound cool tbf
I'm doing in my masters in manc this september, but I've always liked the city since its close by.

Although when I'm older, maybe just before or after I settle down I do intend to move to the states. How did you get the opportunity to go there?

>>682501156
Waz crew

>>682505125
did it send ur fukin swede west pal?

Bramhall here

>>682504778
Don't worry about it. Every time a scouser older than 40 gets drunk they sing The Leaving of Liverpool.

Which is a song about not giving a fuck about leaving Liverpool.

fuck yeah, chester! anyone got any chester nudes?

Anybody in Widnes wanna suck my dick?

Crewe lad

>>682505133

Don't get me wrong, Manchester is great, It's the best city I've spent time in. Better than LA, SF, anywhere else in the UK. I hope to move back there soon at some point, when I can afford to live comfortably in the City.

Luckily I had family here that own business, I came here on a work visa from them and then applied for a green card, got that a couple months ago.

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sucked this guy's slimy nob the other night
small but tasted good
hes from around northwich

>>682504920
Wool

>>682505524
Meet me at the Morrison's ?

No you posh cunt. Fucking St.Neots Cambs

>>682505633
Fair enough mate, good luck to ya

>>682505248
It freeked my fukin nut out amte

>>682505697
Yeah 10 minutes and ill be there. I'll wait by the cash machine

>>682505955
Love you x

Anyone here heard of Fred the weatherman, the paedo? He was a teacher at my school kek

>>682503560
Liscard

>>682506049
Is yer 'ead in bits?

>>682506049
Lets go Off the Wall now and we will frig some pussy

>>682506158
Fred Talbot is his full name I think

>>682506158
Is he a pedo? Did he get done for it?

Yep. Went to off the wall and cruise just last night. Those bazzalads will kill you

>>682506158
I went on his map in the albert dock when I was like 6.

Good thing he wasn't there at the time. I could've gotten fiddled at 1000:1 scale

>>682506246
I've seen me arse kidder,

>>682494360
bet you live in blacon you twat

who else would bang the black jesus man in chester town?

>>682506365
Yeah it's quite funny tbh, our school was also in the national news last year cause a year 13 creampied a teacher (not the sexual kind) and got expelled

Warrington? Anyone?

>>682506877
don't think he's into that shit fam

>>682506654
Nothing worse than a miniature fiddling

Northwich anyone

>>682506158
>>682506654
didn't he used to jump from britain to ireland or something? and everyone would cheer. then one time he fucked it up and fell in.

>>682507001
>warrington

I'm so sorry

>>682506244
I live up on leyburn road, off Belvidere

>>682507230
I think so, I think he's been put away now though

who would you guys say is the most hated person in chester?

>>682507242
It's not my fault.

Do any of you chester kids ever go out there btw?
I've lived here 2 years now and been out like twice. it's fucking gash. poncey upmarket bars and chain clubs

Fuck wearing dress shoes and a shirt on a night out. Might as well go to fucking work.

>>682507523
that wanker who sits in the camo with his dog pretending to be ex-forces to get cash, lives in blacon ffs

>>682507605
aint nothing like a night out in rosies tho

>>682494360

OMG!!! NO!!!

>>682507785
what kind of dog is this?

>>682507770
rosies till closies

>>682494360
i knew a girl from there. she used to get raped a lot by her bf and now she's a lesbian

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>>682507785
Shiba Inu

>>682507540
actually miss it a bit, RIP Mr Smiths

>>682508111
kek fuck yeah

>>682507230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrNqRVRNa74

Complete with cheers. He doesn't fall in thos sadly

>>682508114
Sounds like Chester...

>>682499689
Mfw from West Kirby but am away

>>682507605
in all seriousness, Havanas is the best bar by far

>>682498908
Wrexham here. Got any drugs pal?

>>682508422
all the fucking school kids turning up being tossers mostly now

>>682508426
Entertaining, but fucking useless if you wanna know what the weather's gonna be like.

>>682507770
Never been. What music they play?

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>>682508860
depends which floor your on

from Wirral

from Wirral!

>>682509021
Where?>>682509021

>>682502793
Yes you inept turd

>>682509160
Heswall

Birkenhead lol

>>682507354
Seaview

>>682509282
You poor bastard

>>682494360
MAN CHEST ERRRR NA NA NAAAA

>>682509018
Indulge me, Gimme the flavor of these floors. Just a spritz of a whiff of what you could expect.

aka will I enjoy it if I intend to chew my face off on pills.

Fukin new brighton m9

>>682509554
Where in NB?

Jesus fucking Christ, there are so many Wirrel fucks in this thread!

>>682500684
That's my home town fuck yeah

Cheshire fags

>>682509718
About fucking time too

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>>682496303
Blacon

>>682509718
We r lejun

>>682509718
Bet there's a Calday lad or two in here...

>>682499503
Yes boyo same

>>682497258
Northwich here I will fuck you up m9

any wirral fags going to share any nudes?

>>682496500
Come down the Georges, I've got something for you.

>>682509465
1st; classic sort of club shit, like britney or ABBA stuff along those lines, at least what i heard last time i was there
2nd: more dubstep kind of club music with a epileptics nightmare for lighting
3rd: more grime/hip hop remixes

>>682503155
I live in Farnworth

Widnes fags share local slags

>>682498623
Unfortunately yes

>>682509718
*Wirral you retard

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>>682500171
Same, you might be my neighbour nigga

>>682509830
definitely

>>682509923
That 's a scary thought...

>>682509465
1st floor plays old pop hits like spice girls and that, full off middle aged women and gays
2nd floor play EDM and house and is full of chavs but is okay
3rd floor plays modern RnB

so all in all, i'd say go to 2nd floor if you wanna chew your face off on pills

>>682509995
go to sleep small dick

>>682499804
Holyshit I live near you fam

>>682510062
Eeeeeeeeeeehhh sounds kinda shite.

Guess I'll keep heading out to Manchester to get my DnB dub and Jungle on then.
Other thing about chester, No queer scene. fucking none. Gay folks don't exist in Chester. there's only Tories and old people.

>>682510194
Ta la.

>>682510191
safe where u in nwi

>>682510462
go Garlands liverpool if youre just looking to get off ya tits on pills mate

Who /Chesteruni/ here?

anyone from Tameside?

>>682510462
lol usually tuesdays are gay nights since they closed bar sixtie-nine

>>682499503
>>682501338
>>682502724
>>682503155
>>682504532
>>682504920
>>682505524

Meet up at the end of Pit Lane in Farnworth for 12:30?

>>682510451
Northwich gang where abouts are you from? how old are ya?

>>682508583
Wrexham here as well, got some MD. Go to the uni but its fucking shit

>>682510348
Should've said ex-Calday really. Left in 2007 myself.I wonder if it's still as pompous and poorly run as it was then?

>>682510671
Which end?

>>682510754
im ex caldy left in 05

>>682510557
Np kid

>>682510804
The end leading to the main road. You'll see a postbox and bin

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>>682510754

>>682510604
's a fucking trek from Chester that. I mean, so's Manc, but I've got mates to stay with out there.

>>682508583
wrexham here also, go to college cambria, it is also shit. Shame no one deals LSD

>>682510922
Near birchfield club?

>>682509926
In education?

>>682510011
>>682509655
>>682509319

Meet up at the clown in NB in 30 minutes? I'll bring the cheese

>>682511126
Yeah thats the place

>>682510671
I live so close to there. Go ed