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>>682493085
Feels good, especially when my ass is being eaten
>>682493387
I couldn't say.
I love to cum when I poop
>>682494373
maybe you can suck me off while i push a big one out :)
>>682494507
nah
well, I'm bored now
>>682495137
You weren't to begin with?
>>682495240
Well, I suppose you're right
I always wanted to be in a threesome and have to have cum pooped into my mouth after someone finishing in someone else. Anyone have stories?
Here we go again
hi boys
this thread has all the right pictures
>>682495510
That's p fuckin grosw fam.
>>682494424
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>>682495725
hello luv
Any boys in minnesota
>>682495851
Love how desperate he looks.
>>682495882
hihi :3
>>682495901
got anything else someone who has been here for more than a day has already seen?
>>682496222
He loves the dick.
>>682496032
Desperate 30 yo permavirgin
An hero
>>682496476
That character seems to as well.
>>682496676
And that one.
>>682492901
you keep posting the same thread with the same fucking image and text. get this shit off the chan, retard, and go back to fingering your uncle. i'm sick of seeing this on the catalog.
Which one of you boys would sex the tailpipe of this gorgeous Nissan
>or are you not man enough
>>682496912
Cry some more subhuman, or hide the threads and move on with your pathetic existence.
>>682496476
I'm not here to impress a faggot
>>682496991
>>682497030
Good, because you'd be failing if you were.
>>682497013
says the guy jerking off to dogs drinking starbucks on the internet
>>682496932
>he doesn't let the Nissan top.
Look at this fag.
>>682497196
>But the nissan always goes in to hard
>>682497190
What, did I upset your delicate sensibilities?
Do you want chicky tendies to calm your nerves anon?
>>682495851
Wish I could feel like that right now...
>>682497666
checked
and same
>>682497666
But Satan, you don't want nissan?
>>682497717
And then he nearly died from blood toxicity. Seriously they use Food-Safe spray silver in the movies. How hard is it to google that shit?
>>682497666
>Cringe
Get AIDS
>>682497377
>implying you're ahead of the curve
>implying jerking off to dogs drinking starbucks on the internet will ever be right and not a mental illness
>>682497971
Nature is a total bastard.
>>682498067
That's my fetish
>>682497666
Same, I wanna hands free cum from getting my butt plowed.
>>682498076
>m-muh sensibilities
>h-how dare you not agree with my mindset
>d-don't you dare like something I don't like
>>682497757
Aw yus, The Prince of Lies needs some dick.
>>682497826
Only if it's a Skyline GT-R.
>>682498236
Maybe thats why your parents avoid eye contact with you
>>682498236
What would you do with the cum that's deep in your ass?
>>682498236
Is that possible? I'm not gay I'm just...curiosu
>every time I see one of these threads
>>682498785
>Aka i'm just a permavirgin who gave up on pussy and is now seeking the approval of furry faggots on 4chan
>>682498464
>muh DOGS DRINKING STARBUCKS ON THE INTERNET PORN
why don't y'all get off the internet and find a nice boy to fuck you in the ass and stop filling up the chan with this shite
>>682498518
Extra spicy for you satan
>>682498785
Yeah, though you need someone big enough to reach your prostate.
>>682499547
You can ring that bell with a finger, unless you've somehow broken you anus.
>>682499735
Your*
>>682499404
Ok Nig nog, I'm not, I was asking...I don't need anyone's approval for sheit...especially not yours
>>682499547
Oh shit wannabe faggot doesn't even know how his asshole works
>>682499547
Ah, ok then, weird....but then again I'm pretty fuckin vanilla and new so yeah
>vanilla but open minded
>>682500407
Big enough usually means fingers.
>>682500579
Who the fuck would have a dick smaller than a finger? In that case anyone right?
>>682499815
This just confirms what i said
I'm also a 20 yo virgin but don't give up nigger don't start roleplaying over 4chan like these retards
It's not to late bro and gatting a dick up your ass will only make you lost every last drop of dignity you had to the eyes of your friend and family
Have a pussy and close this thread dude
Or help me spamming it
>>682501067
>BEING THIS PATHETIC
topkek/10
enjoy being considered the extremist fuckwit by your peers.
>>682501284
Still not gay
>>682501544
The fact that it upsets your delicate sensibilities does not make it wrong.
As much as your mother would have you believe, the world does not revolve around you sperglord.
>>682501790
At least i'm not gay
>>682501067
I haven't given up, never did, I don't even know how to role play bro. But, you make a point
>>682502117
Look at them
>i'd love to have a dick in me mmh
>any boys in minnesota
>wish i could feel like that right now
This is roleplaying and if you reach this point is too late
But there is still hope for you m8
>>682503075
>>682503774
And this is what a faggot who's being put in front of the truth loojs like
Heya boys
>>682503910
My Man!
Could we stop titling threads like this? And could we fucking stop using that one picture, please? I don't know about you, but I am not very welcoming of these hurt fags who think they are defending the sanctity of the world by calling fags gay
>>682504164
This is what a subhuman sperglord trying to damagecontrol looks like.
what even
>>682504732
Ahaha i saved some broanon from being a degenerate like you
You mad faggot?
Here i can fix your gayness
Take 2 of these and set yourself on fire, 94% success rate
>>682505292
Becoming*
>>682505292
I just fared, it smells good, come lick my asshole
>>682504915
>at least i'm not gay
>>682505292
Neat! Don't know if the standard treatment will work for me though, I'm probably doomed to burn in hell.
>>682505292
>M-MUH DEGENERATE
>>682505523
No i'd rather sit here laughing at you
>>682505950
>no i would rather sit here wallowing in my insecurity and self-loathing
FTFY
>>682505950
>implying we're not doing the same
>>682506236
At least i'm not gay
The faggots in here don't just roleplay, they meet in real life, form friendships, some even end up actually dating.
>>682506472
>at least I am living in the delusion that sexuality is not a spectrum
>>682505791
>>682506759
Not gay = immediately better than any gay ever
>>682506749
Its all about love, bby.
>>682506304
Jazz Hands!!!!!
>>682506749
Spread STDs, normal stuff
>>682506749
Can confirm this.
>>682506749
Can confirm this, these threads got me a qt 3.14 bf.
>>682508630
Whos enjoys eating ass? Do you like the smell?
>>682508809
That sentence does not make sense.
you can thank this guy>>682506472
>>682506472
your furfag friend thinks he is funny
>>682509114
>>682509253
>OH BOY THIS NEWFAG-TIER SHIT WILL SURELY SHOW THEM BOY OH BOY I WILL STOP THEM FROM LIKING SOMETHING I DISAPPROVE OF HOW GREAT I AM HURR DURR
So many keks.
Thank you, /b/. You're still so lovably retarded, I can always count on you.
Keep fighting the good fight, mentlegen.
>>682509759
>So many keks.
>Thank you, /b/. You're still so lovably filled with subhuman regressive trash.
>Keep flinging shit at an immovable wall as if it would somehow make furries not furries anymore.
>>682509759
I have do to what must be done
>>682510075
Ow shit you sure are a mad faggot aren't you
>>682510120
What, move beyond your urges to assert dominance by being a cunt and live and let live?
Or will you remain a filthy subhuman to be screenshotted and placed into cringe folders?
>>682510314
Angry?
No. I have no anger left.
Disrespect?
Yes. I have more respect for rabid feminazis than these guys.
>>682509397
what on earth would you have to eat in order to produce a poop like that
We will all die and our memories and endeavours will disappear into the abyss.
>>682507610
Damn it, this one always makes me stop and feel a twinge of joy in my heart.
>>682510334
No nigger i feel amazing i probably saved a confused guy from becoming one of you
I'm so fucking happy i saved one life you can't understand
>>682508536
well a family that stays togethe, dies together i guess
he was an idiot
>>682511025
No.
Chances are, he will realize that he is not straight and the idea of "YOU CAN ONLY BE STRAIGHT OR GAY HURR HURR" was a delusion propagated by simple-minded retards like you.
>>682511306
Lol nobody loves you fag
You're a shame to your family and relatives
Gay is mental illness period
You WISH everybody would accept you as normal
Won't happen faget
>>682511779
That is... Mostly correct.
>>682511931
>PROJECTING THIS HARD
>>682512173
>caps
Hemad.gif
>>682512108
stupid spaghetti man
My job here is done
>>682513909
Its good that workforce services are helping out the impaired.
