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What will you make /b/ros?
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
Self bump
Bamp again
Fuck my life
>>682486593
Fuck, how'd you get like that anon?
>>682486296
Good anon
Bimp
holy shit bro
I agree
>>682487853
>>682488137
Not bad
I can't really complain.
Pretty accurate I guess.
Everything has been good so far except for this guy >>682486593
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life3.html
7.2 things are going well. I know what I can do to make things better. i.e. play the accordion, learn German, run more and what not. It is just going the extra step that still needs some work.
fuck
That sounds about right
Did I pass?
score 6
not giving results because of data miners
>>682485031
feels bad man
I can live with that
Mobile pleb
>>682489570
on a sidenote:
that test is shit
never working out but having no disability rates your body higer than M.Sc. your Mind
my life is great!
>>682489825
yea its very simple and subjective
they rate your "spirit" kek
>>682490234
so your a priest?
>>682490313
just have a stable spirituality.
>>682489658
This guys got it down
>>682490234
kek my love score is 6.9 :3
>>682490234
Hippy
>>682490471
i mean good mind medium body. fair income fair love (choir boys) and high spirit sounds a lot like a priest to me.
great
>>682490633
nah
>>682486593
avg 4chen user
>>682490046
why is my friends and family so high? all but 1 of my grandparents are dead and so is my mom i have zero friends. wtf!
>>682490665
i am a mechatronics student in college kek
life is beautiful
>>682490749
LOL NEWFAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
fucking plebs
Life: 8.2
Mind: 6.3
Body: 8.2
Spirit: 8
Friends/Family: 8.1
Love: 9.1
Finance: 9.4
gosh dont fake the test results, you are nothing poorfags
>>682486593
3.8 here buddy, don't feel too bad.
>love 6.9 :^)
>>682490019
is that a dick in the background ?
Man you guys need some love in your life. Mine is pretty good
i think being divorced brought love down quite a bit
awesome
>>682491119
>>682491124
>>682490800
>>682490234
>>682490066
MAH /b/ROS with love score
This is fine
Here it is.
Did i do good?
feels bad man
at least I got my waifu
>>682485031
uggh too close to home
Welp.
Here I am.
I just want to have money and to be rich... I desire money...
Hmmmm
pretty accurate
How'd I do fam?
>Atheist
>Communes with nature
not that bad
Fuck my (love) life
>>682492792
>Atheist
>Love - 0.8
>Friends/Family - 1.7
Seems pretty accurate to me
mine
ehh
>>682492414
So of you eerr Bill Gates you'd be happy?
Hmm...
Mediocre life.
>>682485031
I really don't think my life is as miserable as this test makes it out to be.
Shit
what the fuck, i have to say one thing im addicted to? im not addicted to anything other than loli porn
>>682492811
good there aren't more dsorders listen, i have ddnos with borderline and i'm randomly switching between strongly sociophoc/autophobic states, also i have nice dubs here
S'ok
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
>>682485031
6.5 on finance when I live with parents and they pay fore everything..
5 on friends/family when I put I got 10+ friends and I can depend on them, love family, have best friends etc.. wtf
>>682488954
You still got me beat bro. Got 1.9 for fam
Fuck
average i guess
3.9, 0 love, 1.9 fam. Life is war
Shit.
I'm OK with this
Is this ok anons?
>>682494223
Thanks for posting. Only one I beat so far
I dont know if it's ok
>>682494720
To me, Anything above four is ok. That's my opinion. Are you OK with that?
>>682485031
7.4;
7
9
6.4
5.9
2.1
8.7
Am I an Elliot Roger ??
not bad
>>682485031
Well that's not good
>>682493250
Yes, I desire money above almost everything.
Do I have the lowest score for mind here? Well fuck me then
does this mean I am an average joe
suicidebro/10
Fuck family. They're just everyday idiots.
Life: 5.7
Mind: 5.7
Body: 5.1
Spirit: 6.7
Friends/Family: 3.8
Love: 3.1
Finance: 5.2
I feel like dying.
>>682485031
Some crazy shit
>>682495594
average Joe would have everything on the average.
>>682492970
It's hard to find decent people. Nothing wrong with that.
>>682496273
if u look closely Love category is mostly red for a lot of people here!
>>682485031
Looks about right.
I dont really have any need for a love life atm. Need to figure out social interaction first...
Op here. I'm about average up all the scores.
I can say I was surprised.
>>682496375
Obviously. We probably wouldn't be here if we had many meaningful relationships.
>>682496375
How am I supposed to fall in love when most women are so terrible?
I answered everything truthfully, but I think the results are highly optimistic.
>>682495043
I don't know anon ;-;
>>682485031
There's the fucking results. Now, please, let the hostages go!
>>682496764
Some people are just unfit for relationships and reproduction. I am one of those people. Maybe you are too.
>>682496765
Or you're pessimistic.
>>682496941
fml
Well it has been worse...
>>682492792
Just took the aspie quiz test five years
You know I was feeling bad about myself, but then I realized I have it a lot better than some of you faggots. Good luck.
Wow ok
My life is not great.
>>682496592
Kudos to you OP
>>682497208
and forgot the fucking picture
Not so bad
>>682490843
Fake
>>682485031
I'm a badmon
Well shit
>>682492792
Spirituality and religion aren't the same thing. But I don't really know how to explain it.
>>682497504
As opposed to what's on the inside not the outside, and vice versa? Something along those lines?
Spirtual
>>682485031
Seems about right. Waiting to hear back from a company I just applied at to see if I can finally move out. If I get it I'd say my life would probably go up to at least a seven.
>>682497990
Let's be friends
>>682496952
Who needs women when you have friends and your right hand works?
I've found that people who always feel the need to be in a relationship often have some pretty fucked up lives.
Hopefuly everything will change for the better in the following months.
Else, it is going to get worst and more suicidal.
does "mind" refer to intelligence?
Life's hard ...
>>682498024
kay
>>682490313
He's actually a druid.
>>682497859
I don't know. I think an appreciation for nature and the cycle of life is a spiritual belief. Even if you don't follow any religion, life is still amazing.
>>682498106
doesn't mind
>>682497504
whats there to explain ?
spirit is you psychological wellbeing
and religion is a fascistoid ideology
>>682496978
I'm a realist. My finances are not a 6. They're, like... -17.
>Your love score is very low, indicating trouble. There is love out there for you. Seek the advice of wise people on how to go about finding it. Do not lose hope.
Already lost hope.
>>682498417
Maybe. I don't feel like it is quite that clear cut. I don't know.
>>682493350
that's just sad
>>682485031
Foreveralone Panicmode
>>682498690
So do we, so do we
Well it's better than i thought
Fuck my life
>>682499929
how can you get 2.4 on body and 7.3 for love ?!
>>682498690
Lol try meetup.com
Lonely rich guys unite! Requirements are love .9 or less and finance 5.0 or more!
>>682500191
love has more to do with your personality than your body.
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Should I kill myself?
>>682500191
I married my high school sweetheart
I've got some physical problems and I'm overweight
mostly because I work non stop and it's taken a toll on my body
>>682500329
yeee lets fap-cry together and drown in champain
I think i'm just going to kill myself
>>682497504
Spiritual is believing because you experience it. Religion is believing because it said so in a book
Life: 7.9
Mind: 7.3
Body: 7.8
Spirit: 8.8
Friends/Family: 4
Love: 8.5
Finance: 7.7
>>682493350
No, no it probably is, you just can't see it. But congrats on deluding yourself
>>682500969
Best explanation I've seen so far.
Oh missing third of my info
>>682485031
I have 15 so i dont have a lot of money and i dont care about girls.
>Took the test
>Thought it was /5
> Thought it meant my life wasn't so bad after all
> came here to post
> realized my life is actually shittier than that of most anons here...
>tfw
>>682497220
I'm sorry, sort of but not really...but if you score a zero in any of these categories you should probably kill yourself
>>682500191
pffft here's your argument
>>682500037
>>682499929
:^)
>>682498743
>>682501154
"Happy the man to whom Heaven has given a morsel of bread for which he is obliged to thank Heaven alone." -- Miguel de Cervantes, _Don Quixote_
I mean I feel like the constant thoughts of suicide and panic attacks really brought me down these past few years.
well fuck
i would kill myself if my parents wouldnt blame themselves
did this a while ago and had better results back then
Not bad for a jobless /b/tard
>>682503336
My score is a lot lower than yours, and I'm pretty satisfied with my life. In fact, I think I have the lowest score anyone has posted so far at 1.8, but I have no suicidal thoughts. This life is supposed to be painful. That's what life is: pain, constant and unremitting. Learning how to live with pain is how you grow as a human being and become strong.
>>682503181
You mind if i take this bait if they aren't gonna take it?
If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Top kek
>>682505736
Not bait. What I'm trying to say is that miserable, painful, and lonely as my life is, it's *my* life. I have very little: I have no friends, no family, no money, no savings, no investments, no car, and I live in a bare, concrete basement in a mold-infested building which used to be a factory, sleeping on an old piece of foam. I have no fridge, no stove, and no shower; I take sponge baths in the sink. I have poorly-controlled diabetes, non-stop pain from neuropathy and Reynaud's syndrome in my hands and feet, and I'm going slowly blind from a rare form of glaucoma. But what I have is entirely mine. I don't work for any boss, I don't have any friends or family I need to impress. It's a hard, lonely, painful life -- but it belongs to me and me alone. And that makes it okay.
