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Post Whatever the Fuck You Want
my kind of thread
>>682484563
i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682486797
fucking cuck cant even down a beer properly
oc
>>682486911
fake as fuck retarded amerifag reenactor fagotism
they are not eben properly aiming
>>682484563
This made me 卍h†卐╠þ today.
>>682487055
Ancient, post more old shite like that.
I think I like it here.
>>682487138
It ain't even WW2 it's WW1
Ooooo a bunny hijab what a qt
>>682486492
Oh shit waddup!
>>682487184
Thanks
>>682487321
so what? ww1 reenactfag
staged as fuck retarded bullshit
the "jew" looks like a 20y.o. hipster
the "germans" look like fags
not a peoper execution place
they wait for a cameraman to take a faggy pic
if You believe this is true You Are literally the dumbest cunt ever
Who makeup here??
>Requesting Nigger Hte Shit
>>682487179
But... They... If... Fuck me niggers are dumb
>>682487715
you took the bait son
>>682487596
Sauce? I remember this is on Youtube some French art video.
Also you just nostalgia'd.
>>682487876
>Hate
im retarded
>>682487715
Yes this is a staged photo done by the communists as propaganda in 1919.
It was taken in Munich
>>682486835
sauce
>>682485812
sauce
>>682488168
Fuck, it does look like her.
>>682487409
moar
sbud tegs
Where were you when /b/ broke 4chan?
I was aborting thread.
>>682488521
no fat girls nigger
>>682488607
I was there, it was great
>>682488607
So close to quints that thread :(
>>682488622
check my dubs and post better shit
>>682488890
its too small to read
>>682487352
Meanwhile, in Turkey...
>>682487352
This fucking guy is always getting himself into trouble...
Sure
>>682488884
Checked... Yeah..
>>682489119
*blushes*
>>682484563
>Post Whatever the Fuck You Want
Implying we wouldn't.
>>682489119
Thats beautiful, Anon, so are you
Jesse James porn star address
>>682488521
Where do you find all this stuff ?
Moar
>>682489672
nasty bananafucker
>>682489353
when yo homie finally does his first school shooting
>>682489969
need more of this
>>682488253
The nazi's had a giant winged Gas Mask Demon? How the fuck did they lose?
>>682487321
>>682487715
>>682488070
>WW1
>Stalhelm
>>682489926
>>682490256
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/497119/95ea7f7618/
happy fapping
>>682490346
Stahlhelm
>>682490346
>>682490346
Stalhelm started production in 1916
>>682485812
Holy shit!
Moby dick !?
>>682490295
>shut up nerd
Every time
nigger
>>682486400
I don't know what this is but I'm glad I saw it.
A centipede protecting her young
yellow race is teh best race
>>682487128
This is fucking awesome.
>>682486482
nice copy faggot
>>682488101
are you really that autistic
>>682490821
I pour isopropanol into the bucket and fill it halfway. Problem solved.
>>682490821
Despite its impressive length...
>>682485812
RickSanchezWhiseringPuffyVagina.wav
Hi!
I identify as unidentifiable.
>>682489119
Oh anon... I-I love you too. *blushes*
>>682487352
i'm gonna need some backstory/sauce here
>>682491604
some turkish midget who hangs around with rich turks, pretty much as their pet, for their amusement. his shtick is getting mad at everyone all the time and trying to attack them in a comical fashion.
>>682491468
I'd get her pregnant and suggest we'd have a happy family together, then just as it's too late to abort I'd leave her with it i the hopes of ruining her life.
>>682489728
is this a Digimon?
>>682488467
Most underated post
/thread
>>682491407
It's a nimble navigator
>>682489672
200% Banana bitch
>>682492623
Maybe not, but I'm beginning to see your point.
>>682489672
horrible scrotum smasher
"She starts calling my children (racial slur) and monkeys, and offers them bananas," neighbor Tanya Saylor told the York Dispatch. "It was a daily thing until she went to prison (last month)."
http://mugshots.com/Current-Events/AMANDA-WARFEL.134299387.html
>>682493114
I really, really don't like this image.
>>682489672
Top Cock God
>>682493225
"Oil me up and shove a lemon up my asshole"
>>682493479
British lion's got a fine ass
>>682491468
Isnt that kimmy
>>682489672
Gay Asshole Deliverer
thats incredible
>>682489119
Y-you too...
>>682493739
hah, you arsehole. ive been on the internets since 1999 and you caught me out with this one. really let my guard down. i feel stupid. if it had sound i really wouldve shit my pants.
>>682493380
Top kek god
>>682491468
muzzy dat u?
>>682493739
The ghost of Hillary is after us!
>>682492099
I think you meant >>682491015
/samefag
>>682489672
Gay Spaghetti Sucker
>>682495401
That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
>>682489672
Dangly Tit Smasher
>>682492536
Oh man I'd love to have this job
How about some Cheese Pizza?
>>682495732
here come dat boi!!!!!!
>>682490645
I'm glad I'm not the only anon more interested in what titles she had in her library.. Not even homo just over it.
>>682495843
nice file name retard
>>682489672
Fucking spaghettiweeaboo
>>682489672
Long Ogre Smasher
>>682491015
He actually solved it 2 separate times before replacing it.
>>682486400
Que fuck!
>>682484563
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-make-a-mold-for-lost-wax-casting/
>>682494322
What kind of goddamn sorcery is this?
>>682495996
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>>682495843 (You)
nice file name retard
no (You)
>>682486492
O shit waddup!!!
>>682491407
Rekt Feminist Videos?
>>682493263
Hulk smash?
>>682490484
Worth the read
>>682496595
chocolate saucery
>>682488975
best filename ever
How you when you the video, /b/?
>>682497152
>when the game is so good it blasts your hair back
>>682496575
Did they die?
>>682497541
I am the video.
>>682489672
>Edgy Schlongsmasher
Kek
>>682484563
>you will never catch the catfish man
>>682489672
Tasty ogre smasher
>>682489672
Long penis sucker
>>682491208
i mean one that doesnt cost 40 quid
>>682489672
Top Bananasmasher
R8 my dong's name.
>>682490295
Kek
Should I drop college and work as an auto-mechanic, /b/?
>>682499179
yea
>>682488168
My Queen!
>>682499179
Sure why not..
>>682494475
That mudslim woman's face is fucking priceless
>>682489672
legendary ass sucker
>>682496333
what the fuck
>>68248
köksal baba
>>682490484
even if it isn't true, he's a hero for telling this epic tale.
i cri evry tim for nerdy gril :'(
>>682490243
>>682490243
These kids are no where near that anti-socail.
>>682487179
i just made me that too
>>682489672
Nasty Anusfaggot.
>>682488185
looks like my boss' mousepad (yes mousepad) and kb
repulsive twat that he is
>>682493479
Good book. I liked it.
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>>682487352
Köksal Baba
>>682487843
a fap need a name
>>682489672
Top Scrotumweeaboo
>>682490295
Buddy? Like from the Incredibles?
>>682496333
oh my god what a beautifull trips of trips.
>>682503283
>THE DOG ABSORBED MY COMMENT
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>WOOF.
>>682490229
don't u say
>>682490821
looks so tasty
>>682504058
what a piece of art.
why isn't there a 4chan board specificly for these works?
there is one for origami
>>682491456
now gimme my fucking enchiladas
>>682489672
Nasty Meme Master
>>682487138
German Communist moments from being executed by German Fascists. He might have been jewish, though.
>>682489672
Nasty tit expander
why am i not in bed right now?!
>>682493479
ha! spain hiding out per usual.
would hide again in late 30s, but only after letting the king of /b cut his teeth on some local commies.
>>682489703
nice
>>682488262
A E S T H E T I C
>>682496034
Oh, man. A classic Simpson's reference.
>>682489672
>Erect Assgod
I think I won
>>682488521
>The Puerto Rican Bailout
>>682489672
Nasty Cock Massacre
>>682492297
Sauce on this?
>>682489672
Edgy pussy expansion pak
>>682489672
Top Tit-Massacre
