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My infant-esque-flexibility

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doing some weeb pose idfk

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>>682477487
Can you sniff your feet please? I have a fetish for that

Like this

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and here u can see my hairy cooter oh boi

>>682477576
This thread isn't for that purpose mi boi it is for getting advice on how to lose weight faster and also opinions on my body as is.

I should also dump things I didn't state in OP here as well so I'll do that in another post.

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>>682477319
You look like you have unfortunate fat distribution. That's genetics, sorry nothing you can do.

But you will lose weight if you eat like you say - it's pretty much a mathematical certainty. As long as there is a calorie deficit then you're on the right track, but it can take a long time.

It is the mainstream opinion that you are disgusting, but that doesn't mean there aren't guys (or girls) who would look past it, if that's what you are worried about. Showing an interest in not ruining your body won't make a difference as long as you look like you do.

Like I can talk, I might not be fat but I'm about the ugliest SOB on the planet. Now I'm rambling.

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OH GOD DISGUSTING

You are a landwhale, fix it by taking in less energy than you use through exercise and you will become less of a disgusting pile of fat. Fix your life and you won't need to ask /b/ whether you are a solar system to yourself.

>>682477958
do this >>682477576
and then I'll provide help

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thank you, moving on then...

any one want the fucks information I saved it from last thread

The things I said in last thread that should be taken into consideration if you are willing to offer legitimate advice:

"I started becoming more physical by walking at least a couple of miles a day to catch the bus/go to visit people about five months ago"

"Started low carb (sugars and starches), high protein and extremely fibrous diet four months ago"

"I've lost ten pounds within this amount of time"

It isn't satisfactory obviously, I'd love to lose weight faster which means I need to work out more vigorously.

From the last thread I know that I need to work out and entirely cut out any crappy sugary foods and breads, which is pretty much all said and done. Now all that matters is keeping up my regimen and increasing the amount of work I do daily. Wish me luck. I am Pigwoman god damn it

>>682477319
you aren't curvy, you are fat. sorry sweety, I'm fat too. you weight literally 2x as much as you should. that isn't 20 lbs over weight. That is 150 lbs over weight.

I'll say this - you are young enough to change your ways... stay heavy for too long and you will be seriously fucked. damage to knees, feet, etc will haunt you in your 30s and 40s and prevent you from losing weight.

i'm betting your calorie count is off somehow. maybe you burn less calories than you think, or you are eating more than you think.

anyway good luck hope you can turn shit around while your skin is still elastic enough.

>>682478850
Please help contribute! I'd love the support in adding context to this thread!

>>682478910
>"I've lost ten pounds within this amount of time"
that is great. restricting calories is a bitch. good luck.

>>682477319
Still wanna hear the story about the 16 year old furry that took you and your friends virginity.

>>682477588
More pussy! Because why not thats why

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>>682479076
katie noble
Port St Joe Florida Area
She is lower right in the picture

>>682479230
she Started getting really defencive when that was posted

>>682479230
>>682479303
You're trying really hard to recruit a personal army.

>>682479174
Lol wut?

>>682478936
It's funny you say that I'm 2x the weight I should be, because my goal weight is actually 150lb! :D

I hate how all the sugarcoating pansies around me say that I'll be too thin at that weight, honestly if I could have it my way I'd be 130. I'm 6'0'' and I just want to look nice. People who say I shouldn't do it because I "Have a wide frame" are the same dumbasses who believe people can legit be "Big boned"

So to any of you who think me referring to myself as "Curvy" at all is an excuse for being fat, no, I know I'm VERY UNHEALTHY.

That being said, I know for a fact I have a small waist compared to my hips and shoulders. I know for a fact I've been blessed with a nice anatomy.

I, however, took that blessing and shit all over it with a very unhealthy childhood.

So, with that being said. I'm still on my.. *ahem*, JOURNEY.


(some people really didn't like that I called it a journey back then but honestly being this big and trying to lose it all is definitely deemable as a journey, IMHO)

I think ur cute

>>682479606
just make sure on your "JOURNEY" you don't cross orbital path with asteroids, comets or other celestial objects your gravitational pull could send towards earth

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>>682479524
lol, which one?

>>682479230
>>682479303
I'm defensive because it's not me you fucking dipshits lmfao. I don't wear glasses and my hair is curlier than that (and longer, too)

My name starts with a J, ends with an E. My state starts with a W.

Work with THAT information if you genuinely want to find me. FFS. Last thing I want is for my thread to end up turning people against an innocent lady.

>>682477319
1 hour of cardio everyday for 1 month on your current diet and you would notice immediate benifits, I joined a gym with a friend of mine who was overweight and he knew it but now he's lost around 16-17 kg in the last few months and still going if you wanna change and get fit then make it happen, not gonna happen doing nothing. Even if your 1 hour is walking on a treadmill just anything.

>>682480113
post your face if it is not you. Its the only way.

It's not something that you can change overnight (as I'm sure you're well aware) but it can definitely be remedied. I would suggest visiting a doctor and have them check you out, blood tests and stuff. You might be suffering from a dysfunctional lymph gland which can cause obesity. There are pills to remedy that. Then of course the other VERY effective remedy is gastric bypass surgery which works well and quick, but it will mean a permanent lifestyle change in terms of your diet. Good luck!

>>682480220
>being this thirsty over something this stupid

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>>682480484

>>682479174
Ahh, that fuck face.

Yeah I just really wanted to get a dick in me. That story isn't anything special believe it or not. And also yes that friend was legit. In fact she's even a regular here. We met in middle school.

>>682480054
*you're

>>682477319

Have you been always eating only 1500 to 2000 calories? Are you sure that it is all you are getting? I counted calories for a while a few times and I estimated my consumption to be above 4000 and I weigh 205lbs and even though I am sedentary I live car free which means I get at least 15000 steps per day sometimes double that.

If you live in the USA I can see why you're sedentary, its impossible to be anything else unless you move to a major major city like New York where you don't need a car.

Do you have diabetes or high A1C levels yet? Have you tried totally abstaining from carbohydrates and sugar and see what you can get from that?

Stop eating sweets, chocolate, crisps and canned drinks/fruit juice. You're likely eating the extra thousands of calories without realising it.

>>682480342
Ahh, I already got checked out for all of that my friend. Unfortunately it's just my unheathy childhood that was never remedied.

Thank you very much for the words of encouragement though!

>>682480220
Do you really think I'd go full retard and let you bait me into not being anonymous? How about you just try harder to actually find me you lazy shit.

>>682480689
Are you interested in being some dudes sounding board and watching him jerk off periodically? I could use someone like you to jerk off for.

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Uhhh... no. Sorry. That simply isn't attractive, and I like "thicker" girls. You appear to be obese, and that isn't really what most guys (except those into BBWs or Feeders) are into.

>>682480689
When your friend was asked she kept saying it was nothing but then kept dropping new info everytime. The thread ended right before she was gonna take it from the top again.

>>682480776
Nah, in an above post I mentioned some context from the last thread describing how I only started this healthier diet plan four months ago, and the exercising five months ago.

I did try to abstain from all carbs completely at some point but it made my hair fall out and I was very groggy. So right now I'm trying to do 20g a day instead of 1~5g

Someday in the future I will post progress pictures. The day I get to 250 some people who will remember this will probably shit themselves because PigWoman is actually managing to lose weight.

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>>682477319

>>682477588
Id fuck the shit out of you, and feed you my cum

>>682480689
You were 12. You wanted the dick that bad that you slept with a 16 year old you met on the Internet?

>>682477319
POST MORE NUDS

>>682477319
>TL;DR Am I still sexy despite being a fat fuck because I show minor interest in not ruining my body and also am lucky to have a decent frame or am I just completely vomit-worthy??? ? ?"
Youre absolutely horrible because you're fat.

>>682481147
if you ACTUALLY want an interesting story, ask her about the condom she saved. she used to b fuckin nuts lmao

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>>682479606
>I know for a fact I've been blessed with a nice anatomy

>>682481600
Woman, I was being serious about providing friendship and fapping on cam.

>>682481600
She's not here anymore

>>682477588
More nudes you slut

>>682477319

>I do eat healthy.

No. No you don't.

You are ignorant and you are making excuses.

You are disgusting, both in mind and body. There is nothing wrong with somebody realizing they fucked up and taking responsibility, but when a dumb bitch makes excuses it just turns being 'overweight' into being 'a fat slob'.

I bet your pussy stinks too, you dumb pig.

>>682481447
Well, yeah.

When your parents worked at night and you got to watch G4 TV back when it was semi-decent and saw tiddy flying across the screen.. I got curious as a smol child and played a lot of hentai-flash games and shit when my parents weren't home. Knew how to delete it from the history and too so my parents wouldn't look too hard for it (they didn't bother with cookies are you kidding me)

so then around twelve I was tired of waiting and just REALLY wanted to experience it for real.

Of course I used protection.

>>682481377
>PigWoman
>trying to force yourself into becoming a meme

Fuck summer

>>682481377

One thing all weight loss diets have in common is "low carb, no sugar". I don't know why you'd lose hair and be groggy with no carbs, then you're looking at calorie restriction to accomplish anything else, you may have other underlying health issues at work you need to have checked out.

Also, most doctors don't know what to tell you to eat so don't take their advice as gold.


If weight loss was easy everyone would do it.

Stay the course, and I wish you the best.

>>682477319

Check out ic4nh4zch4t.com/tog only 4=a we appreciate fatties and many perverts will enjoy you doing disgustingly wonderful things to your genitals.

>>682481760
nono i'm friend u can tell bc i dont give a shit about punctuation. ask OP i mean.
>>682481912
from what i can tell her issue is mostly inactivity and not diet these days. she's always been pretty antisocial so she was never the type to go out n do anything.
>>682482191
she's referencing last thread gg

>>682481912
Nigga, I definitely fucked up from ages 5~19, but in the past five months I've really decided to step up my game by taking better care of myself.


And I fucking bathe daily holY shit

>>682482083
Shit I remember G4 tv. Actually it started as tech tv. The downhill slide started when they changed over but there was a little while before it got super bad.

Also remembering flash games Ganguro girl was the shit back then.

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>>682482191
Nah, that's just what they called me in the last thread.

>>682482381
You seem fun op, when you've lost some weight you'll be a catch

>>682482369
Tits or gtfo

>>682479606

I'm going to be brutally honest with you.

You are morbidly obese and what you are doing right now is not enough. Your body is so mishapen that even if you lose the weight you are going to be left with loose flaps of hanging skin that will likely require surgery to fix.

I highly, HIGHLY suggest you go see a medical professional right now about your weight loss goals, and how you can safely return to a proper weight in a decent time frame. While also discussing issues such as loose skin.

Since you are 19 all I can really say is that you were abused by your parents. They set you up with an incredibly unhealthy lifestyle, and its good that you realize now just how horrific it is.

You really need to step up your game though.

All you need is about 50-60g of protein a day, and you can get that through shakes and a little bit of white meat. The only other things you should be eating are fruits, vegetables, and high-fiber carbs such as granola and some oatmeal in the morning.

Take a multivitamin, eat nothing but greens and fruits, drink a gallon of water a day, and take a protein shake in the morning when you wake up, and before bed at night. 1200 calories is what you should be going for right now, based on how you look.

Good luck, lady.

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>>682482757

You're welcome.

>>682482612
It was all about window girl and those strange enema games. Honestly, those were the times.

I can honestly say it feels really weird associating hentai flash games with my childhood

>>682482757
nah maybe if u asked last year but i'm not doin th whole cheaty thing this time

>>682482369
Gotta be honest you sound more fun anyway.

>>682482989
oh god no i'm a neet wit no job i dont do shit

>>682482989
at least she's a good artist i can't draw for shit

guys I have an idea I'll use my body as a canvas for a strange surreal painting someday. I'll call it "grease in the trap"

>>682479606
Oh, and under no circumstances (NONE), should you get your health advice from:

1) magazines
2) websites that are trying to sell you supplements
3)television shows
4)any of your retarded, fucked up family members that let such a young lady get so fucking fat

There is an enormous amount of misinformation out there, much of it designed to try and get you to buy something.

Weight loss is simple math. You can make it more or less pleasant or more or less extreme with different plans, but you DO need a plan.

You also need your own source of income to support healthy food choices or even a full ketogenic diet (the absolute best way to lose a large amount of body fat quickly).

>>682483357
Oh god I didn't think but that eludes to me being a trap ABORT MISSION I PROMISE YOU I HAVE A VAGINA.

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>>682477319
fatbitchanon. it's really simple. Barring some injury, if you cannot run a mile in 10 minutes, you're fat and out of shape. You are not curvy. Curvy just means hourglass and high estrogen, not fat.

btw: this rule applies to everyone. If you fit this. Get a membership at a gym with free weights and a treadmill. For six months, do starting strength three days a week for half an hour, and the other three days, walk on the treadmill for half an hour. You don't even need to change your diet. The change in your physique will be dramatic.

You hear me fatties?

>>682482951
It's not that weird. we didn't have youporn and redtube back then. It was more tittilating to see cartoon characters boning anyway at that age.

>>682483365
Hey, back when I was in alternative high school, my teacher was on Keto diet. He said it was surprisingly easy. You're giving me wonderful ideas, OP.

And also as abusive as my parents were in the health department, they never meant for it. They just suffered the same lifestyle growing up with parents who didn't care. It's a tough spiral.

For a while my mom did pretty good at it for herself, but my dad would let me cheat and that's why I never got to have any sort of redemption back when I was around 13, 14 maybe?

Basically mom really wanted to be healthy but my dad, despite always crawling on my back about diabetes, would still buy me candy and unhealthy snacks and shit that piled up into the 1000's of calories zone.

It was terrible and I'll never forgive that alcoholic, cheating, hypocritical douchebag.

I would take care of you and love you with my very soul and body, until the candle of our lifes both gets extinguish

>>682483659
Never change /fit/. This thread is reminding me why /b/ is such fucking cancer. Delusional hideous bitches and NEET weeaboo faggots fawning over them.

>>682483670
Especially when Cinematech Nocturnal Emissions made you curious.

That fucking show's title is classic.

>>682483932
Life is hard enough and when you have kids things become impossibly hard, you can't blame your parents for doing the best they can. Sugar is a highly addictive thing, and it doesn't help that humans have evolved to want and seek it to the detriment of our health.

>>682484109
To be fair, the last thread was full of "cyberbullies" as they put it, so both of these threads so far are hilarious. The previous one was definitely full of way more lulz though

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>>682477319
obviously i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

>>682484109

Why do people want to be lied to?

>>682484359
Good. She's a delusional fat bitch. She's not healthy. If it shames her in to doing it, all the better.

>>682481600
Wut? That sounds a bit creepy. Not sexy at all.

>>682483659
Question- should OP focus on cutting or bulking? Can she do both simultaneously? What would be a good daily calorie intake for that plan IYO?

>>682483932
keto isn't a balanced diet and it's not really a good long term plan. medically i'm pretty sure it's meant for diabetics or as a temp solution. but yes, it does work if you do it right, i used to talk to someone who kept trying to push it on me because that diet and his regular gym visits were getting him from chubby to fit pretty fast and easy, and he said he felt great. so maybe keto until the worst of it's been shaved off, then transition into a healthy diet for maintaining longterm.

>>682484571
nope, not sexy, but still funny.

>>682484315
Gotta get that dopamine fix, yo.

Well honestly I can always forgive my mom, but my dad was honestly an asshole, to both me and my mom. He actually has cancer now though so as much as I hate him, it does kind of suck knowing he has something that shitty.

Karma is genuinely a dickhole.

>>682484359
Yeah I know it was. I was one of them. I want to exterminate people like OP. Not for the body, for the attitude.

>>682484628

Assuming this isn't a troll, don't worry about cutting and bulking. Start with the treadmill and weights for 6 months, if anyone can do that, they learn nutrition on their own. It's just how it goes.

>>682477319
its pathetic you care so much. just show tits you whore

>>682484542
You're talking as if you aren't talking to OP. I'm literally taking joy out of all of these replies believe it or not.

>>682484114
Oh jeez. Cinematech. I completely forgot about that show. It was literally just clips from game cinematics. No context. What a weird show.

>>682484954
(You)

Just go.

>>682484899
Thank you!

>>682484911
Lmao, it's funny how people are either like "YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH WTF" or "YOU CARE TOO MUCH JUST SHOW US MOAR NUDITY"

nigga i made this thread for one reason and one reason only, discussion, if you wanna nut, go nut to some fucking lolis idk m8 whatever gets you off

>>682484774
exterminate my mouth maybe i'll get a protein fix, anon.

>>682484702
It wasn't used was it?

>>682484773
Srsly just shut the fuck up about your dad being an asshole. You and your mom were probably both gigantic cunts he probably wanted to put a bullet in his brain every day of his life due to you and your whale of a mother. Be happy he was even there for one minute. Fucking this generation..

>>682484899
Check'd

No I'm not a troll. I was asking for myself actually. I'm 5'10 182 lbs. At the moment I'd rather have low bf% than build muscle so I've been doing cardio and counting calories to ensure daily deficit. Should I incorporate strength training into this? Can I do so without increasing my caloric intake too much?

>>682477319
I'm a guy, I dont exercise much, and I dont eat like cookie monster, so I don't look like you. In fact, I'm only 155 pounds... which is like almost half your weight.

Walk more, use stairs instead of escalators/elevators.

You are not vomit worthy, I would still suck your tits all day 24/7.

>>682484954

Oh, you're OP? You're a delusional bitch wanting validation by a bunch of beta orbiters. You're unhealthy and going to lose your feet by 40 due to diabetes. Your eyesight will be gone by 50. You'll be dead by 60.

Change now, or live a miserable life.

>>682484773
Life has a way of showing us things when its really to late for us to do anything about them. As shitty as you think your dad may have been, if you were in his shoes your actions would probably not be much different. Men don't cheat on their wives if their wives are giving them sex when they need it and that is something you may not understand now you will later.

As far as being alcoholic, it is no different than being a diabetic or fat, if he could have stopped he would, it doesn't make him a bad person because he couldn't.

So your parents couldn't get along, it doesn't mean they didn't care about you, stop acting shitty to your parents, they did the best they could for you and you're acting like a little ingrateful shit.

>>682477319

OP, if you're serious and looking for actual info, go to /fit/ and read the sticky.

Then, after you read it and think you're a special snowflake, go post some questions (which are likely answered in the sticky) and standby to receive a mix of troll suggestions, "read the sticky" all caps, and finally: legitimate, sound advice.

>>682485316
I'm here from /pol/ so believe me when I say I don't like fags. There are still men I'd fuck before you.

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>>682485102
a-anon-chan.. don't intimidate me like that..

pic related, it's me and my offended face, or at least what you're allowed to see of it.

>>682480979
>How about you just try harder to actually find me
Thought about it.
Had dreams of catching the white whale.
Realized I'm not Ahab.
Closed thread.

>>682485462
Yup. You won't get bulky either. Go check the sticky on /fit/ it has a decent faq that will answer most of your questions. It even specifically talks about women and lifting. It dispels some common myths you may have heard.

>>682485705
Jesus fuck you are pure cancer.

>OP thinks they're trolling

>>682485462

>5'10 182 lbs

If this is true, you're delusional also. You and Op are in completely different worlds. Cut out soda and halve your beer intake, then lift and treadmill. If you can do that for six months, you'll figure out the rest while you're doing it.

>>682477319
If you eat healthy you wouldn't be 300 pounds stupid fat fuck

>>682485947
I haven't posted any pics of myself and I'm not OP's cunt friend.

>>682477319
you dont try to eat healthy, shut your god damn mouth, you probably think snickers are great for your diet

you need to stay off shit for years, since you gained weight over years

>>682485362
oh it was. she kept it like a souvenir of sorts it was nasty. also after using it she poured th jizz into her parents drink.
>>682485705
dont b a faggot ur embarrassing everyone.
>>682486137
rood

>>682486137
Catty bitch is catty.

>>682485617
So.. what I've been getting all along here? o _ o;

>>682485592
No, don't get me wrong, I absolutely loved them until my dad hit me :) I still love the schmickles out of my mom and I take care of her every day because she got in a vehicle accident. But honestly that's going to a whole new topic and this thread is supposed to be discussing my unhealthy weight.

I'll leave it at this, the only reason I don't forgive my dad is because he genuinely is a terrible guy. You all might think I have this "young child who is edgy and hates her parents" complex, but no. My dad was genuinely an abusive parent who took advantage of my mother financially, physically, and mentally. And then physically abused me.

Not sexually, but hitting me. I have a scar on my face because of it (one of the most important reasons I can't reveal my face, I have an easily identifiable aspect to my face)

>>682485875
I'm a dude. Increasing muscle mass is long term goal but I wanted to start really going after gains once I lowered my bf to the point where basic definition was visible

spread pussy babe ;)

>>682486216
...that's hard to believe. I think she lied to you to sound cool.

>>682477319
I'm going to be 100% honest with you. You're really fat. Your diet sounds alright, but cut the amount you eat by a lot. Start doing cardio for 1-2 hours a day, no excuses. You weight 110lbs more than I do at the same height, and I'm male.

>>682486216
pfffft laughing hella @ 12yr old me.

My dad drank jizz and didn't even know it. He fucking deserves it. I laugh every time I think about it.

>>682486261
I'm a man, baby.

>>682486464
believe it or not crazy does exist in this world.

>>682486534
Fat, delusional, and edgy. You deserve everything life does to you.

>>682477319
Someone may have suggested this but have your thyroid checked if you haven't already. Also, it's expensive but I know for sure that HGH would help you slim down significantly. Also Also, be more active, get a kettlebell.

>>682486705
I'm so edgy i need to cover linking pork :'^( crawling in my skim this milk it will not drain

>>682486395
Oh. We'll definitely check out /fit/ but read the goddamn sticky before you post. Your question was probably covered in there. The /fit/ sticky is the best part about that board anyway. The rest is all cbt threads, fat hate, and people complaining about women. But since you're on /b/ It might come across as a breath of fresh air.

>>682486537
Still a bitch

>>682487171
I don't know who you think I am in this thread.

>>682487086
Thanks, anon! I've been a pretty regular peruser of /fit/ and I love what they have to say but up until recently I never really took their advice at all.

>>682487004
I got my thyroid checked out when I was sixteen. Unfortunately it's not the case and it's just because I had a shitty lifestyle growing up. Thank you for the suggestion though!

>>682477319
Spread your pussy for meeeeeeeeeee!!

>>682487333
You're the bitch in this thread

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>>682477319
Look I'm not going to bag on you cause at least your trying. If I was I would try and do some core exercises like sit ups push ups you need to do something for like 40 minutes a day that gets your heart pumping that's the best way to lose weight if that's what you intend on doing also you eat more not a lot but eat breakfast lunch and dinner don't skip meals that's not good either.if you can't do that I suggest swimming every day at your local pool that also a goood way get the exercise you need as well good luck to.

>>682486344
There is no such thing as a "genuinely terrible guy" that is something women say to justify their victim label, topic at hand is whatever we want it to be. Sounds like your dad simply has problems, and having problems doesn't make you a bad person it just makes you human. Yeah you are being a edgy child hating on her parents, its a trait of yours that is very explicit through out this thread. No matter what you do, your dad is your dad and your mom is your mom, and no amount of edgyness on your part will change that.

>>682487376
I actually went from a skinnyfat lazy motherfucker to actually having abs and some decent muscle mass in 6 months by following /fit/s advice. I even put together my own home gym

>>682483932
>It was terrible and I'll never forgive that alcoholic, cheating, hypocritical douchebag
Shit, at least he bought you food, my old man starved me.
And it's not like he held you down, shoved it in your gob, then stroked your throat until you swallowed it. You shoved all that junk down your gullet. Own that. He was trying to show you love, in his fucked up way, you fat, ungrateful cunt.

>>682486216
I half expected her to try and impregnate herself with it. I forgot she was only 12 though.

>>682487955
Let me put this straight, I absolutely love my mother, but my father was actually abusive. I don't care what you consider to be abusive or a "justification" as you put it, but when a father hits their kid after knowingly putting a bottle of alcohol to their lips after having a history of being abusive when drunk, that's when things get intolerable. It wasn't a two month thing, it was my whole life.


Don't act like you know me just because I have attitude, I do have a life just like you probably have an imperfect life. Hell, I know my dad had a lot of struggle growing up. but that doesn't justify him to be an absolute child at 55 years old.

I'm pretty sure hitting your child is enough to justify a child not liking the parent. Period.

>>682477319
>You're disgusting
>Just stop eating so much
>There weren't fat people in Auschwitz

>>682484773
>He actually has cancer now
What, did he read your threads?
>Karma is genuinely a dickhole.
Did he abandon you? Did he fuck you? Did he starve you? No. He gave you candy, and you think he deserves to die for that. Fuck you, you fat cunt.

>>682477958
GO ON /FIT/ READ THE FUCKING STICKY YOU FAT LANDWHALE

>>682488177
She can't own up to anything. She's a victim because she's a strong independent woman. I can hear that wheel spinning from here with the justifications she's putting out.

It's not her fault she's fat, but its her dads fault for being a drunk, hmm she can't into logic can she.

>>682487601
>Letting a 12 year old troll you
>butt hurts
Bitch

>>682488620
I'd fuck the shit out of your mouth.

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>>682487333
Dem Trips tho

>>682488983
She does that every day with twinikies as it is. Can you imagine what her breath smells like? Have you ever met a fat person whose breath didn't make everything in a 3 foot radius whither away?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JERK OFF TO THIS TREAD.

>>682487376
No problem. Honestly, I would have it checked again. You're young, diet is decent as of now, you are somewhat active so you should be burning a few lbs per week. Anyway..
This guy gets it >>682487665
Also, it sucks really bad but you can try eating the same small, light meals, consistently e.g white meat turkey, cottage cheese, broccoli. Check out Derek Weida on fb, send him a message or several. He's a good dude and a fitness pro, he'll help you out.

>>682488620
>I'm pretty sure hitting your child is enough to justify a child not liking the parent. Period.

Hitting your child, as imperfect of a tool as it may be, is part of being a parent, and you will see that when you become a parent.

Your fathers knowledge that drinking makes him "abusive" is no different than your knowledge that eating candy makes you gain weight, just because you know it doesn't mean you can stop yourself all the time.

>justify him to be a absolute child at 55 years old

kek, you haven't lived much then, that is how the majority of women i've dated act in their late 40s, like their children, not everyone grows up simply because they get old.

> I'm pretty sure hitting your child is enough to justify a child not liking the parent. Period.

then you are simply ignorant of the world, as rough as you think you had it, there is someone out there who has had it worse and doesn't hate their parents the way you do, you need to grow the fuck up.

>>682489195
I'm pretty sure the rotting children enzymes would probably make it smell better.

>>682488679
And he beat me after drinking half a gallon of whiskey due to being a rampaging alcoholic. Beautiful. Let's stay on topic.

But also that cancer comment was pure glory. Yeah, he definitely read these threads.

Noh.

>>682489195
Yeah. She was diabetic so it smelt like rotten twizzlers instead. TWIZZLERS DONT ROT! It shouldn't be possible to know that sickly sweet smell.

>>682485705
Lol.

Hi Anita

>>682489330
he split her eyebrow, it wasn't just a slap on the face.

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>>682489784

OP why don't you just exercice? Cut down on any snacky foods and just do some running

>>682489469
>And he beat me after drinking half a gallon of whiskey
Let me guess. One smack to the face, right? Shit, my old man used to beat me like a taiko drum. Three cracked ribs, busted jaw, etc. etc. And I still wouldn't wish "karma" cancer on him.
>Let's stay on topic.
OK. You're a goddamn beast. I wouldn't fuck you with a rented dick.

>>682490028
if you intentionally hurt them bad enough to leave a mark, you're not a good parent. it's not hard to understand.

>>682479606
You're fucking fat. End of conversation.
Fucking kill yourself you attention seeking fluid druid.

>>682489330
I'm just going to assume you're absolutely misunderstanding me here.

Accidents happen, yes. Nobody's perfect, I know that more than anybody.

But if your parent, someone who's supposed to give you care and equip you with the tools to get through in life, abused you, you would understand why I don't want to be around him.

You act as if I said he gave me candy and shit throughout all of my life. I'm talking about every week he'd probably buy me a stupid milkshake from jack in the box, not "hey, anon, let's go binge on chocolate and eat a tub of ice cream"

I am very well aware of my privilege, I'm very well off compared to what others have to go through. Hell, I had a friend whose father didn't even want her.

My point is, it doesn't matter if nobody's perfect, accidents can't just be fixed with an apology of an excuse. My dad isn't fucking satan, yeah, but he's an actual dickhole who I just don't want to associate with.


I'm absolutely done with this topic now and anything involving my parents is going to be ignored. Except for if my friend wants to talk about it, idgaf, I'm just tired of talking about it because obviously you can't wrap it around your head. I am a stranger on the internet, after all.

OP is a guy and these pics are his ex that dumped him.

>>682490574
Quick change the subject. How do you maintain a sex life with a body that looks like that?

>>682477319
You fat fuck....you know you're disgustingly obese, atleast you're self aware of the abomination that is your body 1/10 so fucking excercise stop pussyfooting "eating healthy" won't do jack shit unless you put in some physical effort at the gym or however the fuck but you NEED physical excercise....for fuck sake.

>>682490574
>I am very well aware of my privilege

your entire reply shows the complete opposite of that statement.

you are spinning the wheel trying to come up with reasons to justify your victim label, you need that because that is the only thing you have to cling on. If you weren't a special snow flake victim with abusive parents omg you would be just another attention seeking slut on 4chan, which is what you are, if you were serious about the weight issue, you'd go to /fit/.

>>682490788
Not everyone in the world has high standards, but I did manage to fuck one of the most popular guys in public high school.

Unlike girls guys don't need to be hot to get by in popularity though, he was just extremely funny and charming.

And believe it or not I am much more charismatic in person, so I know my way around making people NOT care enough about my weight to not want to put their dick in me.


Either that or people just don't have standards anymore. I don't know.

I'd totally get black out drunk and get a blowjob from you behind a bar when it's closing time and nobody else is interested.

And then I would sober up and pretend it never happened.

>>682489784
If either of you were my daughter I'd have a drinking problem too. You're both garden variety shitty people. You think you're funny, you're not. You ask for advice and make excuses when given answers. Nothing is your fault. The truth is, OP, you aren't going to make it. You're going to stay fat, and probably get fatter. You lack willpower and have a shitty mental attitude. It takes discipline and hard work over years to change a body like yours, there's a reason most people don't succeed. There's a reason you're in this predicament. Just know that when your body inevitably prematurely falls apart the rest of us will be happy to see you wither, and eventually die before your time.

And here's the truth of it: you deserve it. You don't deserve happiness and with your body and attitude I guarantee you won't find much of it. Nobody but other lazy, self pitying morons will ever love you or be attracted to you. In the unlikely event you get married, your husband will be a fat loser. Your kids will be fat losers. Your whole life is going to be a reflection and a product of your own mental and physical deficiencies. Enjoy it. You deserve it.

>>682491270
Holy fuck you actually believe this

>>682491270
So you haven't gotten laid since highschool? That explains things

>>682491344
Lol prepare to be unhappy. You're saying the exact shit that motivates me.

One of the only reasons I ever made it this far in life at this weight is because I had people telling me I still look fine, but with the ammo from here I definitely have motivation to lose weight. To know that you're wrong.

>>682491814
And that one time her and her retarded friend fucked some fur fag they met online when they were 12

>>682492080
That was the best part of this thread.

>>682477319
please buy a decent cam you fat fuck.

>>682491814
Nah, I've been doing the naughty with misc people I know on and off for a while, but I've been laying off of the sex for a while now because I'm in a serious relationship now, but it's long distance. I'm paying for the ticket, unlike the typical "the guy has to go see the girl" scenario. I'm taking matters into my own hands :Y Kind of like my friend did.

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no moar pls

>>682491966
What the fuck do you know about motivation you deluded moron? You lost ten lbs in 5 months? Bravo. Really. Wow that must have taken so much discipline and devotion.

>>682492288
Hitler dubs. Nice.

>I'm in a relationship
>long distance

God this just keeps getting better and better

>>682492288
Are you and your friend actually just the same person? Be honest now.

>>682492273
Well.. it IS just my laptop's built in webcam, and it's a laptop from 2012.. with the priority being the processor.

I don't care lmao. As long as you can see my rolls, you are seeing all that you need to be able to see.

>>682492288
What's doing the naughty mean for you?

>>682477319
Ok well post some pics ass and pussy wide open you fat fucker

>>682492533
>>682491344
sure buddy whatever helps ya sleep at night.

>>682492570
>lmao
>laughing my ass off
>ass off

I doubt that.

>>682492533
Nah, she lives halfway across the country now.

>>682492470
Ye boi except instead of your typical "I'm waiting for him to sweet my away" story, I'm actually buying the ticket to see him myself. Been talking to him since I was twelve.

>>682492335
Nah, not really. Just getting myself used to being more accurate. It's been proven that people my weight could seriously hurt themselves if they did some of the intense workouts that can give you MAJOR results. I know I can do much better now though, so we'll see where it takes me since I've been upping my game. Only time can tell, now.

>>682493078
Is she fat?

>>682492915
sex
>>682493027
m8 no

>>682493078
Get him in this thread OP

>>682493317
What does "sex" mean to you

>>682493078
This isn't the furry is it?

>>682493416
Some hammered guy rustling around her folds looking for that musty cunt before he sobers up, and runs away. Bonus points for avoiding eye contact when he sees her in public later.

Am I close OP?

>>682490788
Yeah change the subject, let's not sugar coat things because she'd eat that to.

>>682493416
Dick in vagina, pumping for 2~30 minutes and climax. Repeat if wanted later?? idk man why

>>682493384
Noooononono
I already told him all about this and he said he doesn't want to see everyone bash me while I laugh in the corner

>>682493702
Oh come on now. She's been on a grueling five month journey of discipline and self discovery. She's gonna be fit in no time, just you wait.

>>682493745
Because you said you were laying off the sex because you were in a relationship but you had been naughty.

In short, you been having sex but telling yourself you're not because you're in a relationship you cunt.

>>682493521
Nooononononono
This is someone I met who lives all the way across the country.

>>682493745
Too vanilla

>>682493745
How is any of this funny to you?

>>682493078
>Nah, not really. Just getting myself used to being more accurate.

huh this thread is still around!

I used to weigh 270 lbs, and got down to 230. back up to 240 now :(

what I did at first to lose weight was get a cheap/free exercise bike from CL. I would sit in front of the TV and bike for 10 miles a day. that way I could still fuck around, watch tv, internet on phone, whatever, but still be exercising. I dropped 30 lbs in about a year without even worry too much about calories.

>>682493919
If he wants to be in the same room as you he'd have to be.

>>682494139
Nice

>>682494068
>I used to weigh 270 lbs, and got down to 230. back up to 240 now :(
only 40 more pounds to go!

>>682493918
You're acting like I gave you specific time frames, I haven't had sex in like, what, half a year? I was pretty promiscuous just before getting into the relationship basically. And he knows and is fine as long as I'm clean now.

It's not like I beat people or something, I just fucked some guys before getting into a relationship with someone.

>>682494346
yeah I've been struggling, bounced back up 250, down to 240... stuck at 240.

>>682494139
Yo one of the best things about these replies are the sick burns keep it up mang

>>682494602
>I fucked some guys

Not

>Got fucked by

Everything here checks out

>>682494602
So is he 2 min or 30

>>682494602
> And he knows and is fine as long as I'm clean now.
> is fine as long as I'm clean now.
> as long as I'm clean

>>682494602
LOL, fat chicks are lucky. Doesn't matter how beastly you are, you can always get the d.
If you're a fat dude, and not rich, you're shit ouf of luck.

>>682494902
Go cry more fatty.

>>682493994
Because I'm aware of the people who go on this site? Fuck I've been lurking since I was smol I /know/ what to expect from you fucks

I EVEN STARTED OUT THE ORIGINAL THREAD WITH "hello fellow fuckfaces" COME ON NOW

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>>682494823

I
can
haz
chat
.com/
thepartyzone

>join dat boi oh shit waddup

>>682494823
u caught me i def secretly have a dick and/or i peg guys.
u genius

>>682494869
idk m8 haven't got to go to the bone zone with em yet

>>682495021
Don't lie. You were never small.

>>682495251
huehuehuehuehuehueheu

>>682494997
LOL, I weigh 180, Pigfucker. I'm just observant.

>>682495245
I meant more like you either badgered them into it or got a pity fuck. Self respecting men don't chase women like you.

>>682495426
Ahh. Then it's a little bizarre that I've been fucked by a couple of people who are pretty popular amongst particular groups of people around where I live, but that's none of your business now is it?

>>682495251
Also this is definitely the winrar of the thread we can all go home now

>>682495934
All that relativity

>>682495934

Not bizarre at all, you're the slut who gets fucked but not brought home to meet the parents, which is why your "relationship" is long distance and you haven't met him yet.

None of the guys you fucked actually wanted anything to do with you other than use you as a cum dumpster.

>>682496058
You didn't see
>>682488679

>>682496200
Yeh. I don't think it's very necessary to be specific because you wouldn't believe me, anyway.I am only Pig woman after all.

>>682496276
LOL, at least she's getting laid. I'll wager you haven't had pussy since pussy had you.

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>>682496276
They probably lied to their friends about it too.

>Hey you left with that fat bitch last night, you didn't fuck her did you dude?
>(nervous laughter) no way man I wouldn't fuck her with your dick
Pic related, it's his face the morning after

>>682496386
Would u peg me with a strapon if we were friends?

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>>682496585
(You)

>>682496276
Yeh, I only wanted them for their cock, too. What of it? It was a mutual agreement.

>>682496386
Woman is a little generous, don't you think?

>>682477319
I'd fuck you, but I basically have no standards

>>682496731
Truth hurts, don't it?

>>682496711
Nah

>>682496829
Keep telling yourself that piggy

>>682477319
Hi.
I won't bother reading all those awful comments up there. Why come here to be humiliated by this shower of dumb fucks? You are a young and beautiful girl. Even if you were skinny and beautiful, this shower of pricks would insult you.

If you want to be skinny, it's 90% diet. 10% exercise. Eat less.

>oh shit waddup!!

>come join /b/ chatroom and cam with dat boi

I
can
haz
chat
.com/
thepartyzone

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>>682497048
>beautiful

>>682497048
Part of what motivates me is being told I can't do it. I always feel like if someone showers me in compliments I'm having my hand held. I like being able to face reality.

But thank you for your kind words and advice, anon.

>>682497048
>If you want to be skinny, it's 90% diet. 10% exercise. Eat less.
LOL, easy as that, huh? That's why obesity isn't a pandemic in every developed nation in the world, right? 'Cause it's just that easy.

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>>682496585
>>682496731

that damage control

>>682497307
What could you possibly know about motivation? If you can't lose weight for yourself you're deluding yourself to think you'll do it because of us.

>>682497307
>Part of what motivates me
I dunno, OP, if you find being abused by fat NEETs motivating, perhaps you should talk to someone. That shit can't be normal.

>>682497307
Make daddy proud baby.

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>>682477958
Try exercising. I heard it makes you lose weight.

>>682496829
They made the decision to fuck you. It wasn't you deciding that you'd let them fuck you because face it, you take what your fat ass can get

>>682497454
>that damage control
>implying i give a fuck what some fat, /b/tard thinks

>>682497340
Actually yes. Because we have an over abundance of cheap food and people let their baser instincts take over and pig out..

>>682497801
Nah, I've had to reject my fair shair of guys.

>>682497632
I don't know. I've wondered what's wrong with me for years now but whatever gets me by, I suppose. I hope that this motivational tactic works.

>>682497845
me during this whole thread

>>682477319
post webm belly dancing yea

>>682477319
Eating healthy itself wont make you lose weight, you need to eat in moderation too. Also walking 30 mins a day can help you.

>>682497930
Congratulations, Doctor! You've fixed the world! :D

>>682485705
Nice lips.

Would let blowjob/10

>>682498194
> fat fuck with daddy issues
> posting nudes on /b/
> claims not to care what fat fucks think

no wonder daddy beat the shit out of you all the time

>>682477576
Well you can change your unfortunate weight but an ugly skinny bitch cant diet her face as nice as yours.

>>682498194
>fair shair
you make typos when you lie

>>682489761
WHO IS ANITA

I'VE SAID IT SO MANY TIMES I'M SAYING IT ONCE MORE

NAME: STARTS WITH J, ENDS WITH E
STATE: STARTS WITH W
godjafdoijF FAFAJDSOFIJ ANITA DOES NOT START WITH J AND END WITH E GDI

>>682498514
She isn't going to fuck you, you pathetic faggot.

OP how many dudes have you fucked? Be honest. >>682498553