Waifu claiming threadBBQ chicken salad editionThe rules are very simple:claim your
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Waifu claiming thread
BBQ chicken salad edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>one waifu per anon
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Frog legs are NOT on the menu!
>Tsuyu Claimed
>>682476360
Don't worry, that's why I go the long way first of talking with therapists about it instead of self medication like most tra(n)s(h) are doing it. I want to get to know me and why I feel like I raped my partner after sex even tough it was consensual and I was the passive part.
>>682476839
Frogger <3
>>682476572
>I think im starting to understand
That's a good start.
There's a lot more understanding to come.
No other game has depth like this.
Best Ass Game Waifu Claim!
>>682476527
I KNOW RIGHT! Go ahead ship it the way you want my friend!
Sadly I don't think its a thing..We need pic with Papi and Aqua!!
>>682476539
Fking kek m8!
That's not really nice but you're right
Means I can ship even moaaar!
Watching Kabeneri and I have to ask, How the does an armored train get infected by zombies?
>>682476268
Please do so I can play with that amazing ass of yours.
>>682476594
How have you been friend??
Can I have some of that salad too?
Rikka claimed!
>>682477007
I am not Frogger
I am BBQ chicken salad
Post the worst image of you're waifu that you have access to.
Remember that she is still beautiful.
For Texas.
Also 1/2 claim.
Go to deviant art nigga. Get ready to cringe.
>>682477141
Woah, woah. You're being very lewd with someone else and then you ask for some of my salad???
>shame fingers
>>682477238
O no
>>682477098
Easy one. By magic doufus.. They just have to wish and their dream will come true!
>>682477141
Already done! And go ahead just pm me i'll be there!
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, banned edition
>>682475916
Its terrible, and it's not useful.
Also, we have fallen.
The base is no more.
we got overrun by ~8-9 people.
But this is not the end of our march on this server.
>>682477091
you know I already did my business this morning but the more you post these images
hmmm
>>682477145
ribbit ;~;
>>682477433
BAAAAAAANNED
>>682477238
>worst
>implying I'm saving shit artwork
Let's see
>Probably this
Akiko claim
>>682476839
Here (You) go Froggo
Has anyone here ever played Cry of Fear?
Is it supposed to make you cry of fear?
>>682477091
I NEED TO GO NOW BECAUSE REASONS
>maybe because pic related
>>682477315
Oh come onnnn its not like youve been lewd with others! I have seen you Tsuyu! I saw you with her!
>>682477370
Thanks man, spread em pls.
>>682477433
See you Ms. Rattle
>>682477238
Never again.
>>682477433
Well rip.
>>682476997
smart. Self medication is never a smart idea.
>>682477141
I have been good. How should i celebrate the end of this school year?
>>682477238
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>>682477262
hello juri
>soon...
>>682477497
Here's a quick sketch I just made
NOT the final colors, I just wanted them to contrast the eyes
>>682474969
Well his proportions are based off of a gorilla. His legs are not that important since he doesn't jump or kick. Didn't think of a name, maybe I should leave him nameless. You guys can come up with some cool ones. I tried to make a simple yet expressive design because I don't have much time to animate. With the ears covering the eyes I save myself some time by avoiding eyebrows. Big ears are very good at showing emotion
>Akiko
>>682477433
RIP me
>mfw
I'll miss you waifus
>>682477433
Mods are pussies
>>682477561
Nope, never played it
>>682477238
Probably this one, there's something really off about the picture, I saved it because more milf Shiki is always good and it isn't that bad.
>>682477433
Rip
>>682477296
I've seen some shit. Some real, honest to god, shit.
>>682477546
Cutest smile waifu!
>>682477598
THAT'S IT YOUNG LADY I AM TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. OUT OF MY THREAD RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
think about what you have done
>>682476839
reminds me of this.
>>682477808
ah i see what's happening now...
>>682477433
You can't get ban?!? I don't want you to leave
>>682477474
Well if you're able to go for an other ride do it! Its healthy and good for your body!
>I know you want to
>>682477582
Kekety kek m8
Its not my faut tho!
>>682477598
I'll just bend a little maybe
Claimed
>>682477635
So many are doing it. I'm ashamed to know most of the trans people I know.
>>682477636
Hmm... vines should have a green colour not brown. Eyes are looking good
>>682477707
Nevermind I found it, from a "I draw your waifu in 2 minutes or less with paint" thread and saved it for laffs.
>>682477296
Why would you save all that though?
>>682477025
I barely understand what is going on but I started a run without touching the wikia yet just for the luls... So many areas I tried to embark had salt, I think this is a warning about how the game will make me feel.
>>682477238
This one, She simply doesn't look like Akiko anymore but the drawing is not that bad
>>682477854
No no no I am here to fight for my right to waifu!
>>682477900
Jesus! Its.....its beautiful....
>>682477808
Brb killing self
>>682478000
welp you got trips and cared enough to post this twice.
Guess i'll save it.
>>682478068
hello moonpie, anything on your mind today?
HOL UP
>>682477437
>>682477521
>>682477598
>>682477900
>>682478059
damn those legs!
>claiming yume
>>682478083
Thanks Rikka! I gotta say...you have a PRETTY NICE BOOTY yourself!
>>682478193
This picture makes me physically angry, no matter how many times I see it.
>>682478295
Heyy Yume how are you doin?
Thanks I do love some nice legs
Rate my Dad
>>682478083
you gon die
Guess i'll just draw beards while my ban inevitably closes in
>Shizuru
>>682478418
>>682477635
How to celebrate the end of a school year?Hmmmmm, i would go to sushi, but thats just me
>>682478295
Thanks Yume, they finally feel loved. How are you today?
>>682478309
Thanks! No where near yours but I shall work on it.
>>682478436
lel fight me frug
>>682478489
>didn't draw one on the baby
>>682478507
A lot of reasons.
>>682478489
I realized a fatal error.
It has been fixed
>Shizuru
>>682478615
Still hungry
>>682478615
Name 1
>>682478170
Hello Fluffy Hair, can't think of anything no.
>>682478489
>Didn't draw one on the baby too
You disappoint me.
>>682478027
RIP your dwarves, but don't worry about it.
It's best to get into the game.
Soon you'll have a town of cavemen brewing alcohol.
>>682478685
>>682478729
But i fixed it!!!
>>682478560
ok riky u r kill
>hops
>>682478560
i'll get chinese food instead. Essentially the same.
>>682478729
well there's always next time.
>>682478833
inexcusable
I couldn't live without the Idubbbz Chrome extension.
Vote for next interactive naval encounter battle?
Either:
Submarine Operation
OR
Landing Invasion
>captcha
>airplanes
>it's a fucking P-51 Mustang
Made my day a little bit better
>>682478560
Np! Yeah keep on shaking them and you'll end up with something nice
>>682478895
>>682478885
My guess is shota porn:
>>682478888
>>682478972
i'd actually feel bad making you do that much work again. i'm out, but hello.
>yuuko
>>682478833
Good.
>>682478885
Yup.
>>682478972
Landing Invasion.
![[ANE] Kara no Kyoukai - 4v0 - The Hollow Shrine [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_37.03_[2016.05.02_12.16.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q2N9DrY.jpg "[ANE] Kara no Kyoukai - 4v0 - The Hollow Shrine [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv snapshot 37.03 [2016.05.02 12.16.36]")
>>682478972
Submarine operation.
>>682478972
Submarines. They deserve to be punished.
>>682479057
Okay.
>>682478871
>frog butt
Hmmm... I like it.
>>682478706
Can see inside nostrils, acne that looks extremely painful, backwards adidas cap, paracord bracelet, and the fact that this is physical proof that people who can't grow facial hair should not.
>>682477437
Fear, the ghosts of auschwitz will return.
>>682478738
Ok screw this... Im going to be studying this from now on, there is no way I can learn anything without external help.
>>682479215
>>682477979
What about this?
>>682479158
Ay in case you missed this one >>682477636
Also should I give him clothes or mabye more tendrils or spikes maybe?
>Akiko
>>682479476
Personally I like it. He seems like some kind of hero. Nice, and always ready to jump in and help.
>>682479325
You seem... disgruntled.
>>682479094
I'm up for the challange.
>>682479158
>>682479144
>>682479130
Submarines it is.
I'll get a few other things done before I work it.
But I'll be back with a setup and stuff.
I won't be too long
>>682478972
Submarine Operation
>sachi claim
>>682479476
I'm not sure I like the colorscheme.
>>682479701
I did say it made me physically angry, did I not?
>>682479476
I liked it more when the character skin was darker. But I agree with Chara, the character feels heroic but nice, kinda like prince of persia protagonists.
So i'm up to about 60 bearded pictures.
I think i need a proper hobby.
>Shizuru
>>682479442
>>682479785
Damn, I would've made you work hard as shit and put your abilities to the test on a landing invasion, so much shit you have to account for during one of those operations.
>>682479933
Almost... upset.
>>682480080
John Dolmayan can't be unseen. I challenge you to give Kyubey a beard.
>>682480080
I still got the one you did for me
>Some good work there
>>682480080
Impressive.
>>682479672
Really just a nameless critter but I tried to give him some sense of personality. I personally really like the tendrils you guys suggested. Of course there are other things besides the main character. For example, one idea I had was replacing the classic spike pits with bobbit worms
http://imgur.com/gallery/4FdNaJK
>link related, it's a bobbit worm
Other environmental hazards are also welcome if you can think of some
>>682479923
Colors aren't final, I just want them to contrast so you can see the most important parts
>>682480049
I was thinking a darker brown for the character and dark red or bordeaux tendrils to contrast the green jungle and his eyes. I'm glad you guys like it.
>>682480240
Sure, why not.
>Shizuru
>>682480669
That's Dio, not me.
>Shizuru
Hello everyone. I'm back
>>682480768
Dio gives the best kisses
>>682480853
smug
>>682480853
Heyy Shinoa my smug nigga how are you doin?
>>682480853
Welcome back Shinoabro.
>>682480901
Hello Yuuko!
The percentage of Americans in the prison system the prison system has doubled since 1985
>>682480538
Go ahead and try it, altho red eyes are something you need to be careful about as they can relate to madness, and the character itself looks a little violent but not mad.
>>682480658
Nice delivar, saved!
>>682480538
>Bobbit worm
That shit is scary...
Well, tell me where you plan on making the levels, then I can tell you some enviromental hazards.
>Maybe make some reference to nuclear waste by having a green glowing lake of nuclear trash
>>682480853
Welcome back Shinoa
You came just in time to give your thought about my character and his colors and so
>>682477636
>>682479476
>>682480538
Yes I know I'm being pushy but this feedback you guys give is actually insanely useful
>>682481081
Does this match an increase in niggers and spics too?
>>682481238
Of course it does
>>682481238
It's a song.
>>682480853
Hey Shinoa.
I found out how to be more smug than you.
>
>Shizuru
Just shoot me.
>>682481017
Hello kyouko how are you?
>>682481081
i wondered where all my slaves were going.
>>682481426
I prefer stabbing. Is that okay too?
>>682477635
>Not soon enough
>I want to commit sudoku
>>682481081
That's a nice number!
Me likyy
>>682481426
Never!
>>682481528
>>682481529
Brain exploded. Thanks for that.
Turns out 4chan skyblock is an horrible idea.
>>682481426
Milk cannons at the ready.
>>682481359
Fuck, I'm not a big music listener, not stuff with lyrics anyway.
>>682481650
Random 4chan bug, sometimes even the imagem gets replaced instead of just thumbnail.
>>682481426
But I don't want to shoot you Galko.
>>682481529
I'm good, what about you?
>>682481529
Lmao Yuuko gg we image swapped
>>682481152
Nah I'm gonna make his eyes either black or glowing yellow like Chara suggested. His tendrils should be a high contrast color like blood red because they have to stand out
>>682481156
I know they are, but they're pit predators so they're perfect for this kind of dont-fall-here thing. I was thinking of a magical forest/jungle theme so lots of green and plants, branches, all that stuff
Wow, I'm getting way into this
>>682481650
You posted at the same time.
The exact same time.
>>682480901
Hello gorgeous. How are you?
>>682480965
Nigga I'm good lol. You, Ms. New booty?
>>682480974
Hello. What's up?
>>682481017
Thanks
>>682481170
Oh?
>>682481392
>
>>682481426
You alright?
>>682481528
It's almost 3 in the afternoon and I already want to sleep.
>>682481541
It's cool.
>>682481594
K.
>>682481650
>chimps out
>>682481710
Do it.
>>682481839
You don't have to if you don't want to.
>>682481951
>Everything is terrible
God dammit.
>>682476839
i had a waifu and i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682481951
Nothing much just watching Kabaneri and getting angry over how retarded it is. You?
>>682481926
Agree with you on the tendrils and am looking forward to see the next sketch.
>Wow, I'm getting way into this
Thats really good.
>>682481851
Yuuko will consume all.
>>682481839
everyone is always good here. I'm GREAT!
>>682481951
>see above
>>682481868
ay
>>682481930
how are you doing today beautiful?
>>682481951
Kind of.
>>682482038
So you want me to stab you just because you want to sleep early?
>>682482229
>I'm GREAT
>Pic shows bored face
You okay?
>>682481951
Sweet thats the way I like you!
Im doin great thanks for asking!
Nothing new tho what about you?
>>682482038
How much sleep did you get last night?
>>682482038
>almost 3
>want to sleep
You need to do something about your sleep schedule ;(
>>682482336
I'm always great beautiful.
>>682482336
I guess.
>>682482653
Too much, then I woke up too early.
>>682482676
Death is always an option.
>>682482931
>Pic and text don't match
And you tell me I'm ambiguos
>>682483095
At least you don't wake up at 11 am or later kek
>Okay, I go to bed at 3 or 4 am but still
>>682482058
What? Dude I love it! Great work. I got this from another anon who does requests on >>/c/
>>682482138
Watching scooby doo mystery inc. Really great series
>>682482229
Fucking awesome!
>>682482315
If anyone can handle it, it's my big sis Galky
>>682482505
But tired but scooby doo mystery inc is too interesting of a show
>>682483243
>But tired
Meant bit
>>682483095
Only as a last resort
>>682483243
Yeah its really addicting can't stop watching it since the day I was born!
>Trying to figure out how the dog can talk without everyone losing their shit
>>682483227
we have a lot in common.
>>682483243
You're still more smug. Even when i try to copy you.
Not actually upset, just messing around lol
I'm glad I made it in time.
>>682483516
I'm with mugi on that
>>682483734
>they're all high as fuck because of shaggy's stoner ass
>>682483955
Hey man you tried
>>682484024
Bit late tho lol
>shinoa bro
>>682483227
I sometimes go to bed around 3 am and have to wake up 2 hours later.
>>682483243
Hopefully.
>>682483516
Yeah.
>>682477561
I would say that it has a great soundtrack, at least. I normally don't find spooky games to be spooky, but that one did it for me, though not to any large extent.
I liked it quite a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GYeCo1zl0c
>>682483734
Come on, Aqua! Everyone knows how the dog can talk! Shaggy is on drugs all the time!
Hello everyone!
> Neptune claimed!
>>682483095
You're not allowed to die, you gotta stay awake until a reasonable time tonight.
>>682484147
That's a good ass answer!
Never thought about this option
>hahaha I kek so hard
>>682484215
NEP! I glad you're finally here
How are you doing?
Hahaha ffs does every one except me knows that Shaggy bitch ass is on drugs all the time?!?
>>682484147
^
>Aqua
>>682483904
>We have a lot in common
Being contradicting and ambiguos apparently kek
Oh yeah, any plans on moving out from your family?
>>682484167
To be fair most of the time I just turn aroudn because crippling depression doesn't want me to deal with my day
>Insomnia is also a symptom for illnesses
Are you sick?
>Chara
New thread plox
>>682484787
oh i had no plans until i finished college. 1 more year, until i fuck up and can't or something.
>yuuko
>>682484703
I'm well rested and ready to hit the forums! All Nepped up for the day! I have yet to reply to Noire, but my phone is charging atm. :<
Come on, you have to consider Scooby Doo is something coming out of Hanna-Barbera, and that there's just no possible way for dogs to speak English other than for an actual human to be high on something. :P
> moar bread pl0x
> Nep <3
