it's for a haunted house

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I'll eat that

>>682447187
No. Fucking. Way.

>>682446556
wtf?

>>682447187
Going to need sauce on this

>>682447540
Never mind, my google-fu skills worked. For any anons interested

spankbang com/fz9e/video/nipplefuck

>>682447006

What the actual fuck am i looking at here?

>>682447006
Story?

pitbull or rotweiller

>>682446638
>>682446764
I can't stand with that kind of shit, why the fuck do you want to do that to your fuckin dick ?

>>682446741
Would have been better if there was someone at the end of the bridge while he was panning around while running to her then disappeared

>>682447919
>>682447954
Dog tore off a women's face.

>>682447954
pitbull ate her face when she was asleep

>>682448038

makes for good banter

>>682447919
>>682447954
Pit bull's lunch.

>>682447919
monkey with a mask

>>682447006
probs attempt suicide with shotgun.

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>>682448275
i love this one

>>682447006
I just can't figure why she's smiling

>>682448173
>>682448152
>>682448173
holy shit. poor woman.

>>682447006

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f6b_1461077661

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>>682448173
>>682448249

No, they're nice dogs, really.

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>>682448701
OH GOD WHAT HAPPEN

>>682448152
>>682448173
>>682448249
No No, pitbulls are good dogs - just misunderstood. Islam is not that bad and Bernie Sanders socialism can succeed just as well as venezuela, cuba, or USSR socialisms. Black lives matter has a point, and feminism has a valid complaint.

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>>682449024
>Bernie Sanders socialism

>>682448498
son of a bitch

>>682448752
sauce?

>>682447006
she has pretty hot legs to be 67

>>682446556
>>682447419
It's fake you retards. A body cant breathe without a head or breathing machine, and that's just a fucking blood transfusion machine or something.

>>682447828
ribbed for her pleasure.

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>>682447006
yeah and why would the paramedic film this? i mean, kinda unprofessional right? the woman is agonizing for god's sake

>>682449219
wtf?

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>>682447006

>>682449367
>paramedic
not necessarily

>>682449024
bernie sanders' democratic socialism will fail like it happened in finland

>>682446620

source behind this?

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>>682449024
>everyone in a group is the same because of what less than 1% of the members do.

>>682447629
>nipplefake

>>682449367
Really unprofessional but every job you get dick heads. I used to work as an ambulance co ordinator, 4 drivers got suspended for fucking each other in the back of an ambulance and filming it. Another got suspended for feeding a horse for 4 hours on shift.

>>682449279
>Level 60 gnome warrior

>>682449136
Socialism is just wonderful and I'm an expert in economics. Free college will reduce college costs and reduce the tax payer burden because the colleges will not be over burdened with students.
Gender studies and black studies degrees are just as useful as STEM degrees.

>>682449541
he's wearing an uniform in the video, he and the other guy

>>682449776
>feeding a horse.
Is that an euphemism?

>>682446895
Story?

>>682449646
sauce!

>>682449580
48% taxes are not that bad

>>682449279
after watching several of these, i conclude that baba has some anger issues

>>682448275
He should put some water down

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>Your name is Dan
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>Your name is Dan
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>Your name is Dan
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>Your name is Dan
NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE NO JOKE
>Your name is Dan
.

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>>682447006

>>682449966
Maybe, she was parked next to a field for 4 hour and her excuse was she was feeding a horse.

>>682449908
did not notice sorry

>>682449010
It's on YouTube somewhere, dude blew his hand up with fireworks

>>682450163
sauce please

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>>682448701
I guess you could say this guys always got a fleshlight on hand

>>682446895
What are you doing Luffy

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>>682449024
penis

>>682450472
asians bro...

>>682446556
OPs mind is blown by animatronics. U watch too much CGI nigger

>>682450472
but why
whats in the syringes? fake snot? real snot? a bit too yellow yizz?

>>682449136
or National Socialism

>>682446741
thats fucking goofy.

>>682450472
hawt

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>>682450670
No shit. I thought it was a headless and limbless torso.

>>682448173
why the face

>>682449279
That last kick literally made me nearly die

>>682448173
You'd think she'd wake up.

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>>682450948
kek

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>>682449639

>>682449799
nice

>>682449580
Bernie's idea of socialism is not like Finland's socialism, which is not really socialism. Bernie's socialism is more like che Guevara's and starts off with vilifying the wealthy. It's an old complaint really, that portends that wealthy are just privileged, not talented or ambitious.

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>>682447006
dear lord this is sad and shocking at the same time

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>>682450935
She was on drugs apparently. Can't be arsed to find sauce though. Here's ariel winter being slutty instead.

>>682449799
kek

>>682449639
Poor thing.

>>682446895
Hang in there!

>>682448705
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f6b_1461077661
>argentina
figures, damn

>>682450652
whats the name of the girl?

>>682446620
>>682449658
ascension
he was such a good cop

Anyone got the medical experiment with the guy who has an arm wherehi leg is?

>>682446895
No blood

>>682446638
Hey I remember this thread

>>682447443
pls tell me this is from a movie

>>682451263
http://m.ashemaletube.com/pics/7321/ladyboy

>>682448275
So this is what hell looks like

>>682451458
bump for this
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>>682449646
Omg, i would die of panic

>>682446741
nicely freaky

>>682450029
lost

>>682447006
I've seen pictures of faceless corpses, but I've never someone faceless to this extent when they're alive.
This is definitely one of the most fucked videos I've ever seen. Crazy.

>>682447006
bath salt ?

>>682446895
Mr. Skabetti

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Ayo hol up, I got dis nyugga
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>>682449024
love this post so much I saved it.
Liberals are progressive, transgenders are the future, caitlyn jenner is mentally sound.

>>682448498
Oh man, I feel sorry for that bee. Bees are bros. Why fuck with a bee like that?

>>682447006
Wipe that shit eating grin of your face or we're gonna have a problem

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>>682451561
Nope, is very much real.
Pic related. The whole thing.

>>682450472
Asians are autistic by nature.
Thus, anime, and fucked up fetishes.

>>682447187
That looks amazing. Nipple fucking, who knew!

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>>682449024
Here's your (You) faggot

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>>682447443
Somebody needs a more granular stepping motor for the camera control, jebus.

>>682446556
Now that's a fleshlight.

Nerve gas

>>682449646
Get that shit straight to /d/

>>682452298
so damn cute

>>682450099
Fuck you, my name really is Dan.

Hey m8s BOREK IS A FAGGOT
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>>682452787
[OCD activated]
but we WUZ kangs, we built pyrimeds an' fli 2 spaec n' sheiiit

>>682452888
Beek peen Lee Lee hands

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>>682447419
It's fake this was exposed in Manchester horror museum

>>682450025
not wtf, guy probably had his penis blown off in war and they're using a free-flap technique to make him a new one.

>>682447919
Nerve gas

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>>682450163
>tranny
at least do it right

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Drank a liter of cum, then vomits it out.

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>>682449279
That's done serious small man syndrome right there.

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>>682452629
at least our women aren't 10 foot tall freaks like yours.
:B

>>682449646
Han Jobbo

>>682446620
so..... what happened here? did they just hit him with a flame-thrower??

>>682451561
It's a real creature. There's shit down in our oceans we don't even want to know about.

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>>682452505
If you don't think Caitlyn Jenner is sexy, if you don't want to make love to caitlyn jenner, you're a mysogenistic bigot. See how it works? :LOL

>>682450025
Instructables on how to build a dick.

>>682453239
The fuck is wrong with those japs?

>>682450472
i boner with that

>>682453715
Almost take over China, get cucked by America instead.
I would go crazy too.

>>682452924
then you know what to do, fag.

>>682446620
Fake, from a tv show.
Either X-files or outer limits, don't remember

>>682449646
source plz

>>682449646
Dis hot as fuck

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>>682453075
Srg. Dan got a new cock

>>682453049
Sauce on pic?

>>682449279
>>682450026
>>682450901
Its fucking staged for internet popularity u faggots.

>>682446620
Looks like the intro to Repo Man

>>682449367
I don't know why people in pants with reflective stripes are recording it instead of treating the patient, but maybe there's a good explanation.

As far as recording things go, it's generally a rule NOT to record a patient, but we do take photos/video of scenes -- particularly auto accidents -- to show to the ER docs so they better understand the mechanism of injury.

It could be that they're EMTs and immediately sent the video to their local online medical direction (e.g. Dr @ hospital) from the scene to get some advice on WTF to do with that patient.

If they were flayed or burned, I'd wrap them in moist or dry dressings respectively and then transport like a motherfucker. If there's chemicals involved, then I might wait for hazmat or have some second guessing.

Just my professional opinion without really knowing dick about the situation other than there are people in reflective pants with some faceless lady.

>>682454467
Maybe the modern ones, but not the older vids.

>>682450099
If you're dan, you'd be a major player in the cowboy scene

>>682446741
is that beetle geuse?

>>682447187
Too bad it's from goddamn arbitrarily-prude Nippon. There might as well be a mafia boss testifying under there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CeP15EAS8

>>682451263
>has penis
>girl

pick one, you fucking mongoloid

>>682454627
Ye I was referring to the new ones.

>>682450824
What's on the trailer behind the little one?

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>>682454613
>It could be that they're EMTs and immediately sent the video to their local online medical direction (e.g. Dr @ hospital) from the scene to get some advice on WTF to do with that patient.

Except I don't think Brazil has that, kek. Or whatever third world country they're in.

>>682447006
Yet another show of affection by a friendly pitbull.

http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/woman-attack-pitbull-sleeping-face-eaten/

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>>682449646
from which year is it?

>>682455269
No No, pitbulls are good dogs - just misunderstood. Islam is not that bad and Bernie Sanders socialism can succeed just as well as venezuela, cuba, or USSR socialisms. Black lives matter has a point, and feminism has a valid complaint.

>>682453418
anon please go easy on the reposts, i only posted that an hour ago

>>682446741
i fukken knew it.

>>682452597
this is real cool knowing that there are still badass monsters on our planet

>>682454214
That's not very sanitary.

>>682449279

Why doesn't someone just kick this stupid fucking midget?

>>682452924
Sainsbury bro

>>682451465
And what? You fucking moron this ain't CSI Miami

>>682455734
because it's funny and if you get mad over a physically and mentally handicapped midget then you're an autistic faggot.
KYS

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>>682455798
I bet you'd be okay if a cripple came into your house, tried to kick your ass and then fucked your girlfriend in the ass with his deformed cock.

>>682453330
That's no woman.

>>682453242
The Bad Touch playing in my ears, lysergamides in my system and this visual display.. I wasn't sure this was gonna be good use of my afternoon but..

>>682452441
Any luck finding it. One more time looking for medical experiment with guy lying on table groaning and has an arm for a leg

>>682449279
<3 KÖKSAL BABA

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>>682449639

Get in >>682452273
OP gonna cut his toe off

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>>682453239
hello virgin airlines i need a flight to japan asap regardless of costs

>>682456039
I'd be okay with that. Just don't leave a mess, alright?

>>682454214
kill me kill me now this can never be unseen

>>682453242

Those classes she took to become a pro olympic gymnastics champion really paid off

>>682456597
see da mafuckin frog too often mayne day offa work down here louisana nigga gotta see dat damn frog again usually just lurkin mah nigga but gotta say something fo once bout that damn frog stop it mayne ya feel me?

>>682451263
Dave

>>682446556
So much life support hardware in that empty box. Don't cue the Metallica song yet.

>>682446741
Extremely weak. Is that what asians find scary?

>>682452787
bottom right is fucking me over right now

This is hella dangerous. That air could be Anoxic. If the car stalls they could suffocate.

>>682447187

Ha ha. Fake nipples.

>>682449344

MODS!
dat face is underaged

>>682447551

Why would anyone do this?

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>>682454301
Photoshop

>>682449646

if she farts, immediately gets freed

>>682447443
half life2?

>>682452924
fuck, me too.
What are we ment to do?

>>682456773
whats your substance of choice this afternoon?

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>>682449279
this is not YLYL
>lost to it though

anyone got the webm where a bunch of guys cum in this asian chicks ass then top off with squirty cream then she tries to fart it into a other girls mouth but its followed by a shit ton off dioreeia
then the a guy throws up on them and they lick it off threre faces

>>682457081
tru

>>682457229

More?

>>682447629
need better source

>>682457294
confirmed

>>682449880

Ha ha ha. Nice troll. You get a cookie.

>>682449279
Fuckin' south pole elves.

>>682457350
cracka it da damn frog I told them stop postin frog that mafucka annoying than hell see that damn frog over an over don't you get you damn ghostface I said no fifty five time mayne

>>682446556
Holy shit. This thread will earn me sweet karma on /r/wtf for months.

>>682457443
...no? But you sell it so well.

>>682450173
More like the horse was feeding her...


>his cock.

>>682448856
your post and image are contradicting, are you sayings pits are good dogs or shit tier dogs? because im not sure

>>682446764
What the fuck must have hit a serious vein?

>>682457164
she's not posing in a sexual way so it's all gravy

>>682446556
Your hotpockets boiling

>>682449880
>baiting this hard

>>682455582

NOOOOOO you cracked it !

>>682446556
GOD IS DEAD

>>682457562
get the fuck out redditfag

>>682446764
>>682457730
Dicks are made of a spongy type substance that holds blood, which makes it "grow" and get hard. Imagine pressure building a spongy with water in a container and then poking a hole. That is that.

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>>682449639
god id lick her folds clean only iff she whould face sit and fart in my mouth after a day of force feedin her out of date stagg dymamite chilli and 2 pounds of raw cabbage
hnnnnnnng

>>682447443
Crazy octopus

>>682447006
I would have shot her between the eyes... nobody should have to go through that. Did she live?

>>682457957
Are you a Japanese TV commercial for something?

>>682449847
anyone who dose this needs to die
although if a fit trap had it
it would be ok as it resembles more of a vage

>>682448752
In shock or on something?

>>682450449
Would still let here suck the dick tho

>>682458191
she died of sepsis interestingly enough, 2 months later.

>>682457920
MAKE ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

>>682458254
Everyone who does this should die unless I find it weirdly hot - then it's ok.

>>682446556
is that a movie prop? has to be a movie prop...

>>682458472
The nice thing is she wouldn't even have to be in the same room as you

>>682457266
Theres a breathing hole

>>682448856
Note that your sarcastic comments don't translate well in text. You lose all pitch, inflection, and tone in text, nigger.

Pitbulls are the niggers of the dog world. They are impulsive, aggressive, and not worth shit to anyone.

>>682449219
looks like the lungs are filled with the white tubes. I think someone who kept this body piece as a trophy probably just has necrophilia in mind