Waifu claiming thread.
Best German Ship edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu/husbando
>talk to other waifu/husbandos
>I still don't get the nap meme
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum for fuck's sake
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly hf
Best German CV Claimed
graf go back to minecraft baka
Claiming before I fuck off to work. You guys should fuck off too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD1SwA5FKQI
>>682443039
Fuck off chen
hubsand claim
Fuck off.
>>682442960
Thanks Graf. Here's a semi-lewd for you - just for you, never posted before.
Claimed
>>682443126
What the fuck.
Chung claimed
>>682443126
3lewd5me
>>682443084
>>682443039
Im in ouer Meincampf
>>682443126
>semi-lewd for you
Noice !
Saber claimed
>claiming yume
still fuckin done with this fuckin bullshit finals
Akiko claim
Hey everyone
>>682443445
This stupid bitch. Why is she putting her hand up like that? What is she blocking she's upsidedown
Well, my painting is off to a running start.
AFK drummer claimed.
>>682443533
The reflection of the sun from the lake.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJQQYUjPUNQ
We still doin this, alright!
Kneesocks claimed
>>682443633
Oh hey Peter, I dodn't know you were an artist
What's your painting's primary subject? What style are you painting in?
karen claim
and off to sleep
seeya all.
>>682443933
Peter is not my name. I prefer the term painter, I produce paintings. I am a landscape painter. Its primary subject is the human condition as I've experienced it.
>>682444072
Fuck off
>>682444072
Good night
So... How're you all doing?
>No idea how to act in this kind of thread
>>682444291
Fuck off Mai.
>>682444134
With that attitude it's easier to call you 'douche.'
Have fun color slapping a piece of thick paper.
>>682444448
I never claimed to be anything but an asshole. It's not paper I'm working on currently, it's canvas.
>>682444330
Tired. I only got about 2 hours of sleep. Probably going to head back on to bed at this rate.
>>682444587
>It's not paper I'm working on currently, it's canvas.
No fedora tip?
What a dooooouuuuuche.
>>682444620
Fuck off Mai.
>>682444728
Already about to.
>>682444620
Oh, thats too bad. You suffering from insomnia?
>>682444728
That was an unnecessarily hurtful thing to say
>>682444846
Always kind of have. Doesn't help either that I'm using bed sheets as a blanket too.
But enough about me, what about you?
>>682445047
Fuck off newfag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q74D6XkRqIM
>>682444330
Just relaxing and listening to music.
Got today and tomorrow off so im tinking about what i should do.
>>682444620
Filthy NEETs...
>>682445201
Nah, just an off day today.
>>682445366
Fuck off avatarfag.
>>682444714
I draw on paper. It's my way of being direct. Painting is indirect, you make a mark, you ruminate, you see what it's saying, you change it, you see what it's saying, does that work, how does this one mark effect the others, etc. With drawing you make a mark and it speaks immediately, they're statements with periods. This is it. Painting is different than that, painting is like writing a book. Each little part goes into the whole.
>>682445095
Eh, dunno about me. I don't suffer from anything too bad besides some light depression that's coming and going all the time.
I deal with it by playing vidya or shitposting on 4chan
>>682445173
Sounds nice. What're you listening to?
I listen to vidya OST
>>682445427
[tipping intensifies]
Whatever you say Picasso.
>>682445141
Leave him alone
>>682445411
Sorry
>>682445471
Both are pretty good ways to do distract yourself. Although I don't shitpost myself. I just watch YouTube videos or listen to vidya OST.
Sorry you have a bit of depression though, but it could always be worse.
>>682445471
About the same.
For example, these are the 3 next things in my playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUc3nJHFmxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY
>>682445471
Give us some examples pls
>>682445691
>Whiteknighting over memes.
>Being this new.
>>682445778
Oh, besides Phoenix wright I don't know them.
>>682445761
Hehe, yeah. No worries here. I live decently.
>>682445855
You mean OST? Sure
https://youtu.be/QBBHF5wou94
>>682445618
I come from Picasso only indirectly. Who I come from are the AbEx artists in general, Guston specifically. Diebenkorn, Kline, Pollock, and Reinhardt all also had a profound influence on my development as a painter.
>>682446213
>he just...
>he just took it off
>he didn't tip it
>he took the fedora completely off and did that bowing hat gesture
I've never been this uncomfortable in my life and I used to sleep sitting up.
>>682445471
>What're you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EWWgc-NrI
But since we're talking about OSTs and I enjoy them too I will leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcIZtREgbsE
>>682446494
I still sleep sitting up sometimes.
>>682446494
This fucking pic... u havin a giggle m8?
>Homu
Boring day claim
>>682446792
I guess.
Hiya guys
froge
>>682447526
Hey~
>>682447526
Wiggity what up froggy
>>682447526
Hey Froggo
The Overwatch beta is actually legit. Team Fortress 2 meets League of Legends, basically.
>
>>682448864
That doesn't make me want to play that game to be honest
>>682448864
Blizzard does TF2 is Overwatch in a nutshell.
Once they start adding pay to win heroes it will crash fast.
>>682443497
Super cute
>>682449007
I wasn't trying to convince anyone. I like playing TF2 when I'm not grinding SFV, so this is fine for me.
>>682449041
Anything p2w crashes, I'm sure it'll happen just like every other MMO or big game out there, but in the meantime I'll dick around on it.
>>682447526
Sup
>shinoa bro
>I'm always here
>Emi, Stocking, Mugi, Akiko, and Tsuyu are the cutest
>>682449488
>forgot pic
I'll go kill myself now.
>>682449488
>>682449333
Those are some cute trips you have there yourself
>>682449488
>checked
Galko?
Best mage claimed~
How are you guys? My abdomen kinda hurts. Probably because of yesterday
>>682448864
><>
>>682449574
Aha, I knew it
>>682449698
>my qt senses are tingling
It's just the cancer from playing vidya with me
Fuck off you weebs 4chan is a place for intelligent discussion and debate not dumb memes and autistic weebs
They did nothing wrong
>>682449680
Too cute 4me
>>682449698
Just woke up. You took any meds my dude?
>>682446515
>>682449577
<3
>>682449680
Yes?
>I included you this time
>>682449885
You should lurk more, interesting shit does happen sometimes
>>682450083
I hadn't seen your post after that when I posted
I noticed, Feels good man
>>682449874
Why would I get cancer for playing with a qt? Doesn't make sense kek
>>682450005
Yeah, took some advil~
>>682449041
I don't have much fate in Blizzard lately either. Hearthstone got pretty successful but the client itself could be improved a lot easily.
They are completely blind towards what the WoW community wants.
>>682450059
Thanks but already had that pic.
>>682450250
>fate
hope
I'm off to buy some snacks, just noticed I'm out of the sweet stuff
>>682450242
Oh, alright.
>it's true
>>682450311
Hello again.
>>682450311
No more skittles?
>>682450083
<3
>>682450243
Was it "explosive" diarrhea?
>>682450311
Can't sleep?
>>682450426
See ya later~
>>682450450
Nah, it happened only once. Might be the food that made me vomit
>or the ship was 3stong5me
>>682450430
Yo
>>682450431
Heh, you remember.
I like that.
>>682450450
Eh, I could sleep if I want to. Just waiting, what about you?
>>682450827
I memorize a lot of useless stuff, but if you like that its not useless anymore.
>>682450827
How are you doing?
>>682450637
Maybe the shipping of the 3 if you gave you so much excitement that you can't help but shit?
>>682450827
I'm good dude. Just here at waiting for next class
>>682450250
>They are completely blind towards what the WoW community wants.
Blizzard stopped caring about WoW the instant they realized that people will buy WoW because it is WoW.
Example: WoW Mist of Kung Fu Panda
They are trying to get NEW players with their Legion update, but in reality they are just milking a long dried out cow.
WoW will be dead within 10 years.
>>682451168
That mad me laugh way much than what it should've kek
>>682451511
>if
Meant of. Lol how are you besides the whole abdomen thing?
>>682451420
>WoW Mist of Kung Fu Panda
topkek
>They are trying to get NEW players
Thats what they have been doing since cata, making the game more newbfriendly and turning end game into facebook games. They don't understand having a player doesn't mean he won't quit.
>>682450974
Heh, I think I do that too, or I just get an insane deja vu and think I know it.
>>682451062
I'm okay, just kinda bored
What about yourself? Do anything today?
>>682451168
Thats nice dude. What class?
>come online dammit
>>682451865
That's good, I hope you find something to do. I'm at work right now but it's really slow.
>>682451633
I'd like to say good, but that would be a lie... Can't train today bc=ecause of the whole abdomen thing. Hopefully I will get better soon
What about you~?
Kirino is a sad faggot who should suicide.
>>682451865
Art and educ (required class to take but super easy that you can't make lower than a 100%). Only only class i had was math. Not really online since I still went to class and discuss about things we did online but most of it was homework. It was pretty nice. I liked it
>>682452185
Where's fran when you need him? Lol Anyways I'm doing good my dude. Just waiting for the time to pass by, go to school and get the day going
>>682451420
But its good to see that they will release demon hunters, that was a trump they the community was asking since TBC and they saved all this time.
>>682451865
I had some weird deja vu where it felt like I was rewatching an entire fight scene and I knew exactly how it would end.
>>682452386
>says the anon insulting anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDx5N1leCJ8
>>682452121
Heh, thanks dude, I also hope you get through work quickly.
>>682452386
To be honest I've actually never been happier in my life, so, you're wrong kiddo.
>>682452528
Sounds really chill dude, why is it easy? Just really simple work or you don't need to do like anything?
>>682452543
Woah. That's creepy and pretty cool
>>682452528
lol, I hope you'll enjoy your day~
>>682447740
>>682447971
>>682448581
>>682449460
Late reply here
I keep falling asleep at work
>Tsuyu
>>682452543
They probably faced the same issues DFO had with one of their classes.
>game crash
>entity lag
>OP/broken
DFO's response was a complete character make over.
Ok I'm back
I don't know how muc shit happens in the world but everytime I go outside something seems to happen
>be me, just now
>got to store that's like 300 feet from my place
>buy suger cubes, grapes, cherry candy, all the sweet shit
>go to counter
>stand behind old turkfag, maybe 40
>Buys cucumbers and olive oil
>only cucumbers and olive oil
>cashier scans items then looks at me
>mfw
>cashier tries to pokerface too but starts to crack up as well
>old tturkfag says something in roach to us both, pays and bolts out of the store
>cashier and I share the biggest kek
>>682452863
Thanks, but it'll probably be a while.
>>682453238
Nice.
>>682451730
I'm not even a player and I quit WoW.
Blizzard makes good games, but they are pretty deaf to their fans.
Right now if it isn't hearthstone or HotS, they don't care.
And once Overwatch gets going...
Lost Vikings remake when?
Kaiser Wilhelm II claimed
>>682452863
Teacher is young and relatable to students and u stead of tests, you do power point presentations and show up for class for attendence
>>682452891
Same with you. Wish I can play overwatch since it seems to be the hype
>>682453188
It's cool dude I get it
>>682453238
We know what he doing lolb thanks for the QOTT
>>682452638
I like this.
>>682453238
>cashier tries to pokerface too but starts to crack up as well
>old tturkfag says something in roach to us both, pays and bolts out of the store
Nice post. Well memed.
>>682453547
They will probably save that too as a trump for an emergency, kinda like square with FF7 remake. They keep putting LV references in all their games tho.
QOTT: what 2 or 3 items would you get to scare the walmart cashier?
Ky jelly
Football
Rope
>>682453762
Well I get you
~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Tsuyu
>>682452638
Hi Chen :3
>>682454072
Oohhhhh kinky ;)
>shinoa bro
>>682453981
>rope
>shovel
>black garbage bags
>>682453981
with 2: rope and the book "how to tie a noose"
with 3: rope, duct tape and sleeping pills of course
If I had more than 3 I would probably say that my weekly purchase of 8 cans of peaches is enough to make most cashier confused
>>682453758
> not claiming Wilhelm I or Bismarck
Why?
>>682453762
>We know what he doing
Making a salad?
>>682453981
Most cashiers don't even look at what they ring up. Source: I was a cashier.
But I would buy
>kitchen knife
>mason jars
>candy
>>682453238
kek, hopefully the cucumber doesn't snap while in use~
>>682453762
I wish I could play it too
>>682453981
childrens book, box of condoms and some bags of candy
>>682454221
Oh you know it
Especially with that cutie patoot waifu of yours
>Tsuyu
>>682449698
Megumin is Megumine!
>>682454373
Have some lewd feet, friend <3
>Tsuyu
>>682453929
>Lost Vikings on next gen
>for whatever reason they are in space
>must find Vikings spread throughout galaxy
>>682454605
>>682454622
woahwoahwoahwoah
>>682454605
>>682454622
>>682454702
<3
>Tsuyu
>>682454622
Cute.
I wish I could get all handsy on them.
>>682454749
<3
>Tsuyu
>>682454605
Find yourself another waifu then
>>682454503
Thank you for the compliment but Im with bunny anon
>>682454382
>childrens book, box of condoms and some bags of candy
Bonus points if you are a retired old man.
>>682454842
You know damn well she's the best there is, I'm not settling for anyone else.
>>682454834
I'm taken bruh
>>682454810
How are you my dear? I was told you said hello. I know we haven't talked much but I missed you!
>>682454957
I'd take this post seriously if it had a face on it
>>682454900
>Bonus points if you are a retired old man.
Kek
>>682455012
Good for you, so am I. What was the point of that.
I suppose it means dont bother me anymore? In which case I wont.
>>682455224
>so am I
By who?
>>682454875
K
You people act like im trying to get with you or some shit
If i wanted real life bs i wouldnt be here
>>682455224
>wew
Twas a joke dude.
>>682454900
>checked and kek'd
Boy i just noticed I have 4800 IP
What champ should I unlock?
>>682455100
Been better. I don't know if you saw what happened these past few days, but I have been better.
You?
>>682455313
Pretty sure you're the one misunderstanding here friend
>>682455492
I don't know what champs you have and neither most of the new champs. But since you like Velzok... what are your thoughts on Brand?
Kyouko claimed.
How's everyone doing?
>>682455313
? Dude we're just having a bit of fun with waifu anons and all. Am I missing something?
>>682455817
Sup, trying to get bored so I can do productive stuff but thats too hard for me.
>>682455625
I haven't seen much, sadly. I hope whatever it was wasn't really all that bad..
I can say the same though, I've been better. I'unno what's up my mood has just been everywhere. It's like being on an emotional roller coster and I just can't understand what's up.
>>682455802
I don't like velkoz in particular, I like all skillshot champs like lux ziggs and xerath because you can make ze plays with them. I consider velkoz pretty strong because of his true damage since we're in the tank meta. I never liked brand since he has that annoying passive and he doesn't seem to have range going for him either. I crush every brand I play against
>>682455868
I want to die. >>682456012
Morning Everyone!
Haruhi claimed.
>>682455817
Good here dude. Just chilling atm you?
>>682456081
>>682456012
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>>682456022
Ah I see, I like brand kit, low ranged mage with nice burst and a stun, kinda like Annie that was the first champ I mained.
If you're into skillshots the obvious choice for me is Nidalee, altho I don't know if she is any good currently, I stopped caring about her when they destroyed AD Nidalee.
So fucking bored.
>>682456273
Yeah, I wish I understood.
Life just has me down in a corner and won't stop kicking me
>>682456081
Oh. Maybe you need a snickers?
>>682456170
Morning my dealing friend
>>682456313
AP nidalee seems to be the way to go these days, two shot the adc with your spears lategame
I already have nidalle but I don't really like her anymore either
Maybe I should just be a fucking prick and unlock fizz
>>682456319
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOW
TO THE WALL
Works only on computer but read some oglaf Web comics. Pretty funny
http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/5//3970/3970473_sprite198.swf
>>682456415
I need to see a doc and straighten up my life or some shit.
I've honestly had thoughts of.. Self harm or worse and it's not something I usually have so it frightens me. Like I honestly was at work the other day, my night job and i wanted to just sit in the middle of the main road and die.
thinking about it, its kinda funny
>>682456370
You asked your 3D about it? How long have you been feeling like this?
>>682456012
Nah, not bad. Just drama. Stupid e-drama.
Sorry for slow replies, on mobile.
Keep your chin up. Can't see what's ahead of you if you are looking at the floor.
>>682456415
Good morning friendo. How are you this lovely day?
>>682456600
>>682456633
>checked
two dub dubs in a row
>>682456313
What about maybe renekton or nocturne or skarner? They look cool
>>682456600
I already know what it is but I'm on mobile.
>>682456662
Psh shes impossible to talk to at times
I love her to bits but i dunno.
Its my own fault, i dont want her to worry so i made it a joke I guess
Its just that
Her life has been hard enough, she even got me through the other point in my life where i was like this and now I dont want her worrying
>>682456731
That's uh.. Pretty good advice actually.
I've never thought of it like that.
>>682456861
Seriously dude, counselling is probably the way to go, both of you, I'd say.
>>682456517
AD nida was a really fun playstyle, your damage wasn't that crazy but you were tanky and could bait forever with cougar, pushing towers was easy with the attack speed from E.
But randomly hitting spears for 1/2 of the enemy hp is fun too I guess.
>>682456831
So you want something more bruiser-ish? I love skarner altho he never shined while I was playing, never played noc because I dislike jungling but I like his kit.
Renek was my biggest nightmare since I was Irelia main for most of my playtime, its such a counter its ridiculous.
Good thing I could just farm and ignore trades completely and pull my weight in teamfights. Do you have Irelia?
>>682457051
I really think part of it will be getting out of New York. Starting over, not drowning in overly expensive living costs and stuff..