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Fluffy thread
Anyone?
There you go that's all I got
>>682438905
Bump
are you fucks trolling or just retarded? this shit is even lamer that the fucking dipshit banana
>>682441082
leave then
My favorite
>>682438905
Double bump
>>682441082
When I first came across these threads I was repulsed but now I lurk these threads more than any other
>>682441395
Same here. Don't know why though
>>682442063
Because autism
>>682442063
yeah, that's autism
>>682442281
Perhaps. I guess its the same kind of thing that draws people to happy tree friends
>>682442199
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH
Driving to work.
Will post more once I'm there
>>682441917
god their front-on faces make me want to fucking punch them .
>>682441082
Cry some more faggot
>>682441166
Holy shit that is good art
>>682443016
Y tho
>>682440664
>SINDROME
>>682443405
furtelolz
>>682442758
Until the captcha stops me, I will post.
Have some part 5 of millie
>>682443705
The captcha is already stopping me.
Fucking mobile shite
>>682443818
Ah cool, is that all thats out?
>>682440664
>brain attack
>>682444107
That's it for now
Hope someone have the added panel of this or the complete page
>>682441917
What's hapanan here
>>682444501
Propably put a chip in it to give him a little zap
>>682444444
>>682445139
> You are the owner of a resteraunt
> It has an old english pub style to it
> oddly being a owner of a successful business is a pussy magnet
> you end up fucking this hot red head
> few days pass and some short, half bald man bursts into your restaurant
> he's really fucking angry
> turns out it was his wife
> You laugh to yourself a little
> Until you recognize he's the health inspector
> The short, half bald man smiles and demands to see your kitchen
> You know it's spotless so you allow him through
> it's still pretty early, only you and the chef are in right now
> as you walk through you hear something
> your eyes lock on the open door, muddy hoof tracks on the floor
> the health inspector mumbles and writes it down
> You follow the tracks to your fridge, someone must have left the door open last night
> the food stinks, it's been left all night in the summer heat
> as you step through the door you hear "Smawty am best smawty, kno ow open doows"
> your blood boils as you see 5 fluffies rummaging through the now off food.
> the health inspector smiles
> "This is enough to have you shut down, a fluffy infestation is nothing to laugh about, do you know how many diseases they can carry?"
> he walks away smiling and laughing to himself, leaving you in your soon to be shut down restaurant
> you blank out and stare at the wall thinking what to do
> your contemplation is interrupted with
> "HUMIN DIS IS SMAWTY WAND! WEAVE OW GET SOWWY POOPIES!"
> you see a vomit green coloured fluffy aiming its rear at you
> "do you realize what you've done? You being here means my business is going to shut down"
> "dummeh humin, dis am smawty food"
> you grab a carrot off the shelf, and ram it up the 'smawties' ass with the fervor of a scorned god
> "DUMMEH HUMIN NO WANT POOPIE PLACE HUWTIES!"
> the cries of anguish are little comfort, but it's better than nothing
> remembering something you read a while ago, ' the fear of pain is worse than pain itself '
> You pick the fluffy up by his scruff, then wrap your hands around his neck
> you lean up to his face, and watch the horror as you scream directly into his face
> Snot runs down his nose, he can't crap himself due to the carrot in his ass
> the fluffies watch him in terror
> you stop screaming slam him against the wall and shout
> "YOU FUCKED UP YOU STUPID SHIT!"
> "I'M GONNA MESS YOU AND YOU FUCKING HEARD UP!"
> he's shaking, blank eyed, you hear a low droning noise coming from him
> You drop him, he slides down the wall and hits the floor with a thud
> You put your foot on his belly and put all your weight on it suddenly
> he groans loudly as you crush his organs, the carrot shoots out his ass from the pressure, along with a torrent of shit
> All the other fluffies are crying "FWUFFY NU AM FOW HUWT! FWUFFY AM FOW HUGGIES!"
> you turn to the mare of the heard next, i pick her up and shove her face into the dead fluffies face forcing her to look
> "KEEP YOUR FUCKING EYES OPEN OR I'LL EAT YOUR BABIES IN FRONT OF YOU!"
> Upon saying this, you hear chirps and panicking behind you, dumb fucks could probably run out of the restaurant
> but they just stand there watching
> You grab hold of the mares back legs
> "Say goodbye to your babies, you're never going to see them again"
> she blubbers "No take babies... no give foweva sweepies"
> you take her over the chip fryer and turn it up
> you grab a cardboard box from the shipment earlier today
> The chef looks at you, realize what you're doing and backs off, he know what you're like when you're angry
> you shove the mare in the box with the lid open, she can't move because she's so obese and useless
> but she can watch you fry her foals one by one
> you walk back and grab the 3 foals and take them to the fryer
> "which is your bestest baby, i couldn't kill them, i'll let them live"
> "Fank ou mistah, is green wingie baby"
> You pick up the 'green wingy baby' and go to hand it to the mother over the fryer
> you drop the baby in "Whoops, i lost my grip"
> SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the baby floats on the top of the oil screaming as it becomes tasty and golden
> You dump the other two babies in, and they all fight to try and climb on top of eachother to get out
> Eventually they fry up perfectly, you fish them out and say
> "if you eat them all, i won't kill you"
> "wan die"
> the cheff pipes in "I think you broke it"
> "we have a recipie for fluffy leg pie if you'd like to try it, it may just save our ass"
> You watch as the cheff takes the mare and pulls her legs off one by one
> "Is easy see? you just pull and POP! leg is gone"
> He collects the legs, pulls the fur off and cuts off the hoof
> he throws them all in a pot with some of the veg that hadn't turned yet, potatoes, carrots, some mint
> "it tastes just like lamb see? try one of the foals with some mint sauce"
> you grab one of the foals, and spread a little mint sauce on it's back before chomping down on it
> it actually tastes pretty nice, need to remove the fur next time
> you manage to get everything cleaned up and keep the mare for breeding so you can make fried foal more often
> the health inspector gets back trying to prove you had a fluffy infestation, you've cleaned the food storage out
> and there is a single fluffy in a box
> "why do you have a fluffy in here? this is a code violation"
> "it won't be here for long, our cheff is a breeder, he brought it in to take it's legs for pie"
> you explain the 'infestation' was made up because he was mad at you
> your resteraunt survives with a new special dish
> that mare saw her babies, skinned, had the crap squeezed out, and fried to death infront of her every day
> she eventually died, she gnawwed her own tongue off and died from infection
>>682446471
>>682446445
>>682446374
>>682446176
Ignore spelling mistakes please, i couldn't be bothered proof reading the last 2
>>682446537
Still good anon
>>682446471
>she eventually died, she gnawwed her own tongue off and died from infection
That was fast
>>682446958
>>682447015
>>682447093
I love these
>>682447148
Unless I'm wrong, gnawing one's tongue off doesn't lead to death by infection so much as it does to bleeding out.
OC here
>>682447557
Might have been better if the ending was the mare accidentally fallen to the fryer or
Fucked by mudslimes
>>682447557
It can also lead to death by choking on blood.
>>682447924
Yeah, that too.
I mean I guess infection is possible. Choking would have been a better ending.
Why is there so much of this stuff? Bronies aren't that offensive they're just autistic man-children..
>>682448122
It's fun to draw these, helps to get rid of stress too.
>>682448122
You obviously never seen the clop threads on /trash/
>>682448122
After a while people realized they liked these things more than they liked trolling bronies.
Let's raid /mlp/ !
>>682448122
I don't think it's entirely directed at Bronies. I mean, it probably was to some extent, but it's obviously evolved away from that by now.
>>682448122
Bronies are pretty offensive. If they know how to restrain themselves and perform like a normal human being, they won't be labeled as your typical Bronies anyway. The offensiveness is one of their defining trait, by now.
As for these stuffs... I personally like seeing things suffer, because it calms me down and lets me function for just a bit longer. And I'd rather see fluffies gore than RL gore stuff, though occasionally I had to swing over there to calm myself down.
So without fluffy gore and abuse I'd have no middle ground.
Lurkers?
>>682445631
that turned into sensless violence real fast, dissapointed/8
>>682451012
moar?
>>682441917
wut
>>682450702
Lurking
>>682450702
This is OP here, lurking still lol
>>682450702
lulrk.
>>682440664
often common in most?
>>682441082
I disagree. I love these threads. If i could and if there was enough material, i would spend all day reading fluffy posts.
>>682447658
nice dood, post em on booru if you havent already
>>682447565
>>682447658
Definitely not OC.
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/31236#search=artist%3ADuckmanDrake
>>682447565
>>682447658
Great artwork. Keep it up.
>>682454327
I've been rused. That might actually be Duckman who posted in this thread though.
>>682451337
Pretty apt.
>>682447557
Gangrene could form on the tongue, and spread to the mouth, and eventually rot thw whole head. I've never seen a fluffy with gangrene, but it certainly isn't impossible.
>>682442981
wtf is the point of a "smell station"?
>>682455470
To punish I assume. Or to see what scent would work best as fluffy repellent
>>682455470
provides stimulation for the fluffy. They can't move their legs to play but they can press buttons with their face.
>>682455470
Entertainment?
>>682455470
Seems like a way to entertain or torture pillowfluffs since they are so immobile
>>682455470
>>682455666
>>682455668
>>682455714
The labels,to me at least,look like names.So it is smelling its dead babies?
>>682455826
No idea, it's almost hugbox territory to me.
>>682455826
There are multiple versions.
Apparently the original had "nice" labels. People did not like that, and "relabeled" them to be bad smell.
>>682442981
and >>682443016
And there are even more "out there".
>>682455826
Never seen a Fluffy named Spagetti. THAT WOULD BE MADNESS!
>>682455470
I believe it is a way of showing the fluffy what it can never have, as it is only fed with bland kibble.The television showing able bodied fluffies and the fluffies quad amputation reflects this also.
Does anyone have the comic where their hooves are melting on the ground in summer heat?
Anyone have the sweep baby?
I lost it some how
>>682456226
ANWON SAI SKETTIS?
These threads should be banned, this is immoral, disgusting, and wrong. You're all the type of people to start killing endangered species.
>>682456623
Well, yes, that one.
However, actually, being NAMED Spagetti would probably have interesting effects.
Also, if you have more weirdbox, post it!
wan battewie!
THIS IS THE BEST TORTURE
>>682456964
,
>>682456801
>You're all the type of people to start killing endangered species.
Shit nigga I just booked a vacation to Africa to hunt the rare Egyptian Condor. 500 left in the wild and I want to kill 200 of them
>>682456801
>yfw I have a bachelors in ecology
>yfw I work for a state fish and wildlife agency in the US
>yfw I help protect endangered species every day
I love animals irl, could never hurt them except for when it's the greater good or in self defense.
These threads just fascinate me
>>682457348
>>682457566
You horrible monsters!
>>682457671
I hate this, when somebody doesn't end a panel story. >>682443705
>>682456801
Are these kind of posts a 'meme' now on fluffy threads? It reaks of bait
>>682457820
and what an excellent panel story it is, some of the most exquisite fluffographic I've had the pleasure to see.
give my regards to the artist
>>682457820
Guy who posted that first page here
Captcha was in an infinite loop everytime I tried to post an image.
Check the second reply on the post.
>>682458792
Artist is ShadySmarty. He's one of the best, when it's about art style.
>>682459055
Oh shit, sorry mate, didn't see the reply - my bad. Take all back and curse the captcha.
Pics for you. One of my favs.
>>682457223
I can understand why wolfram deleted his old stuff, I drew this and even I think it's the dumbest shit.
>>682457566
>could never hurt them except for when it's the greater good
Is a cheesesteak sandwich a greater good?
>>682459571
No offense taken, my dude
Here's mine
>>682460234
Horse shoes! My sides! XD
Thanks a bunch.
>>682441082
>>682441082
banana can at least be clever. these weird animal torture thread are the height of autism. Angry MLP edge fucks.
how much longer till we see these in stores? i want one
>>682460188
as long as it doesn't endanger a species or cause needless pain/suffering
>>682460917
at least 40 years
;_;
Hey guys, this stuff is neat. Keep up the good work.
>>682457223
this cracks me up errytiem
>>682460984
this i can do 65. but i will have my god damn pony
Ehem..
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>682462594
These fluffys look cute, i wouldn't mind having one as a pet.
>>682462896
>>682462663
You're better off with a dog. They're smarter, live longer, and people won't think you're a faggot.>>682462842
>>682463068
Whoops sorry didn't mean to tag that part at the end.
>>682442792
I feel you
>>682463068
But you can't have as much fun tricking and pranking a dog then with a fluffy
SADBOX IS BEST BOX
>>682445631
I LOLed irl. Great comic.
>>682464709
>>682464444
>>682464253
One of the best ones i've read in a while
>>682460054
feel a litlle embarrassed with some works its a natural thing and help you realized
the progress (or not)... but that MAH SAFE SPACE attitude is just to much I think
Is there any infographics about foal hierarchies, smarties , besties, and worst babies and such shit ? I am new here, and I find these concepts intriguing.
Hey, writefag here. Since I need to work on my writing I'm open to suggestions/requests. So go nuts.
>>682449798
She's a Qt
>>682465274
I'm thinking of writing a story as well but I'll give you the general premise and see if your imagination goes in a different direction than mine
>domesticated fluffy gets caught enfing babbehs and owner decides to teach it a lesson
>>682465509
yes, I first saw them in this one. Moar ?
>>682465118
Try the fluffy wiki. That's how I learned of it.
>>682465617
is that a website ?
YEASH!!! More fluffy abuse. Their tears are delicious!
>>682465864
I enjoy the absurdity ..
>>682466201
does this mimic the abusive social transactions the artist suffered from as a child ?
>>682465779
Yeah. It's really helpful to explain things in and off the booru.
>>682465570
I would have that pillowed and neutered. Not really interesting in my route
>>682466309
i think if the artist was abused he would focus on comics hurting the momma's and good babies
>>682465412
that's it? X_X
>>682466509
yep, good ending. this guy is great at comics, his other well known one Gerald is very good too
>>682466309
This is actually the standard for fluffy abuse stuff. Favouritism, neglect of poopy baby, and eating poopy babies to feed good and best babies.
SMOKY WAWA! !
SMOKY WAWA! !
>>682442589
lost
Dancing babbeh?
>>682466643
i wanted fluffy to meet daddy again! very good regardless
>>682447093
>fow da sketti
>>682467232
that's kinda stupid, an add for weapons should warn about how ferals fluffies are shitrats invading street, not sadbox
>>682467625
Agreed.
>>682468171
Disagreed.
>>682468632
Yeah that's why i'm talking about, thank you anon
>>682468746
what*
>>682469285
now u're not so fast
>>682469285
now u're not so fast
>>682442199
i only come to fluffy threads for this.
i come for high quality art
>>682466742
fucking NO! Smoke ON the water...
