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Who would /b/ put instead?
>>682435411
Fdr
>>682435449
That'd be better ! Never thought of it
moot, of course.
Maybe this
OP
Barack!
No not really I think my vote would go toward Mark Twain or Faulkner or something. A writer or artist that wrote some of the great American novels. I think Twain or Faulkner would be great choices because they wrote about the dichotomy of America, the really great social idea uniting a cluster of damaged and deranged people.
franku
>>682435411
Yeah?
An actual human, for starters.
>>682435411
How about this
Bush
>>682435411
>Who
No one. I'd rather each bill look like this with the boxed portion in the middle.
>>682435449
1st person that came to my mind as well.
A cishet white male shitlord.
682435411
Good enough
>>682435957
Op here. Yeah make it extremely simple
>>682435959
Socialism is good
I propose global socialism
NWO
NOW
At least this dood invented the peanut.
>>682435411
who is the cotton picker?
On the 20 Hands down deserves to be there
>>682435959
Fuck that diseased cripple.
Social security is going to pay me less than I put in, I've always made more than the minimum wage because I valued money over working easy jobs as a teenager, and I think the 'fact' he 'ended the depression' is contested. He set a precedent for massive government fiscal spending that cannot be contested.
Hitler should have gassed this cripple like all the other invalids.
>>682436257
This is God's word
>>682436336
shiet, never seen a gadget cosplayer before
>>682435411
I would make every dollar have a screen on it with this video playing forever...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6pSV_WHuzc
>This is self promotion faggotry
>I do feel ashamed
>>682435769
Many countries have famous poets and writers on their bills, this isn't such a bad idea.
>>682436257
>Social security is going to pay me less than I put in
thank the republicans dipshit
>>682436434
Don't feel ashamed lel
>>682436257
>Social security is going to pay me less than I put in
Perfect one for America
>>682436584
It's true. I wouldn't fucking invest any money in a retirement fund telling me I will take a 25% loss on it.
>>682435870
>>682435986
>>682436178
>>682436257
>>682436335
>>682436751
>>682436040
Bullying is wrong... fuck all of you insecure, hateful, shameful, selfless, heartless, piece of shit, cock sucking, lonely, neck bearded, cuck, cheeto ingesting, basement living, tranny loving, fury abusing, Hitler worshipping, cock rating faggots
>>682435411
My waifu tbh
>>682436548
aww really, thanks ;)
>>682437621
but i honestly dont know who that is
>>682436489
>>682436584
>not realizing social security is the biggest money-drainer there is
>>682435883
3 dollar bill for that queer
>>682437621
Hitler didn't do anything wrong though.
>>682436112
>social democracy
>is socialism
Oh hell no, bourgeois college boy
>>682438002
my fellow american
Moon Man
>>682435959
First, his policies aggravated the great depression
Second, his minimum wage was 25 cents, which is 4 dollars in 2016 dollars, not middle class
Third, he did not end elderly poverty - there are still poor old people
Otherwise, he was a racist and a warmonger
>>682435411
Honestly, I'd rather get faces off of the bills. How about American achievements. Science, Aerospace, Medicine, engineering... Throw the Shuttle on the face of the bill, put a DNA strand on the bill. If you wanted to be patriotic, put the eagle on the bill. Honoring a bunch of slave owners, genocidal maniacs and war mongerers... crazy.
>>682435769
This
>2016
still giving a shit which dead person is on your obsolete slips of value-paper.
Kennedy would be a great choice.
>>682437990
You're right, it's the first place congress turns to drain money from.
>Thinks Social Security is a financial drain... forgets Defense budget.
Retard.
>>682437621
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT BULLYING. COCKMUFFIN
>>682436489
Your graphic is so fucking stupid that I have to assume you're a mong.
Revenues are higher today by a trillion dollars compared to where they were before the Bush tax cuts, you cunt.
>>682438397
this pic
>>682436221
>>682438525
Only correct answer. Can't stump the Trump.
>>682438310
Yeah, your point is valid. Think about this, though: what is a nation, the sum of all his people or the sum of what it had accomplished?
>>682437404
>It's true.
No, it isn't. You're forgetting about Medicare, which when you turn 65 covers 80% of your medical expenses. Which will far outweigh anything you paid in.
The Federal Insurance Contributions Act (FICA) is the federal law that requires you to withhold three separate taxes from the wages you pay your employees. FICA is comprised of:
a 6.2 percent Social Security tax;
a 1.45 percent Medicare tax (the “regular” Medicare tax); and
beginning in 2013, a 0.9 percent Medicare surtax when the employee earns over $200,000.
>>682438397
why? just because you know hes a famous president?
Did you know he did horrible fucking things that corrupted the government?
I rather have a giant dick on there than any Kennedy
>>682435411
Only correct answer
Brittany Venti because she is so gucci...
>>682438698
this one?
>>682438310
You were onto something until you became a tumblrina at the end by judging historical figures by contemporary standards, which is contemptible.
>>682438695
> Medicare
Medfag here, I work in Revanue cycle for a major Hospital, and that's horseshit, Medicare doesn't pay for shit Fam.
>>682435411
>old name for bills = greenbacks
>new name for bills = silverbacks
>>682439095
>future name for bills: wetbacks
>I smell a president Ted Cruz bill
>>682435411
Allow companies to pay to use paper money as advertisement so you can get shit like Scrooge McDuck on money. Paint that shit up like NASCAR. Idgaf it just sits in my wallet until I spend it anyways.
>>682435411
I'd rather see a constipated dog struggling to take a shit before wanting to see an ugly old nigger on my money
>>682438809
While this was nicely memed, it should've been a $12 bill
>>682437990
Social security is the nation's largest monetary gain... Nobody lives to collect what they put in... 1.2 trillion was borrowed and it's still self sustainable....
>>682436477
Thanks! That was why I suggested it. Every other country glorifies their past artists and we're like "woo Lincoln!" Harriet Tubman is cool and everything but she isn't someone who we can really get a good look at besides through history books and shit.
4chan should put this guy on the 10
Robert E Lee. Undisputed greatest general in American history and the reason we own Texas, Colorado, California, and Arizona.
>>682440586
Most of Harriet Tubman's history comes from stories that she told herself when she was old and senile. Not only is it all completely irrelevant, but it's mostly untrue.
>>682439041
>>682439041
>I work in Revanue cycle
Can't spell revenue, works in revenue. Nice Try
>>682435411
Reagan
I wouldn't change it.
>>682441828
Made a nice car too.
>>682435411
If we need a black person on a 20 dollar bill, I'd go with MLK Jr.
>>682436177
>invented the peanut
TOP KEK
Should just leave a blank space for us all to draw our own pictures.
Just change it so its A4 paper then it really reflects what US dollars are actually worth.
that nigger needs to be on the 10 billion dollar bill, so in 20 or 10 years she will be the icon of inflation.
< pic related is who should be on the 20 dollar bill
>>682442917
I'm sure 1 piece of A4 paper is worth more than a dollar bill.
>>682443105
Add this chick. Represents the US quite well.
>>682442743
hes going on the back of the 5th doin a i have a dream at the lincoln memorial
I'm going to invest in a watermelon stamp and mark every coon bill i get.
>>682435411
does Aunt Jemaima get kickbacks for this or what? Also this is easily the ugliest animal any country has used on a bill. Can we just use Grape Ape instead?
>>682443386
Are there any other photos of this woman?
>>682435411
this
obama wants to taint everything with the nigger touch, before he has to pack his bags and get the hell out of the White House
![800px-Frederick_Douglass_by_Samuel_J_Miller,_1847-52[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TujCdfm.jpg "800px-Frederick Douglass by Samuel J Miller, 1847-52[1]")
if this was about tossing a bone to blacks and not women and blacks at the same time this guy and mlk jr
>>682435998
Agreed
>>682435779
I mean this
>>682443540
mlk was a dirty man
>>682435411
Prince.
Somebody shop that
Why does Jackson deserve to be kicked?
>>682443648
Look at that gorilla wearing a bathrobe and a handkerchief. It thinks it's people.
>>682443648
I feel they could have chosen a better photo. But then again, she looks like she's disappointed with present day black people.
>>682443837
Apparently he was a jackass.
>>682443837
him and Grant are probably the two least deserving. Toss up.
>>682438473
12 year old fag?
Jared from subway.
jefferson should be the $20 and tubman can have the $2. why not just make $3 so i don't have to look at the ugly bitch when i look into my wallet.
>>682443892
And white people too
>>682444601
forfeit any shit you own that a white person invented.
>>682443892
As she should be. She put real life threatening effort into what she did for them. MLK died so that they could join society and be productive. As did Abe Lincoln. Now look at where they are as a whole. As the majority of their numbers represents them. Sure there's a few that aren't total embarrassments. And those few should be ashamed. Like I, as a white man, am ashamed of meth heads and trailer trash and Bernie supporters. The best I can come up with is to judge based on individuality. If I know you, I'll take you based on your actions. If I don't know you personally then you get lumped in with the rest of your subset.
>>682442258
Maybe not untrue but certainly needs some citations
zone or some other chinese cartoon porn character
>>682438928
Yeah holding these people to modern standards always struck me as really stupid. You can't hold someone from 200 years ago to the same standards we have. By their standards we're pretty shitty people too
>>682436434
Enjoy your downboat.
>>682443965
>Jackson beat the shit out of the guy who tried to assassinate him when his gun wouldn't work
>Gets taken off the 20
Fuck that. The man didn't take shit from anyone and represents the stubborn spirit of America in perfect detail. Fuck the 20 the man deserves his own new bill.
>>682444601
>>682444775
I would say that makes sense considering a majority of white people and the few decent black people left are letting niggers step all over them.
>>682435411
/b/ would put a trap on the front. Degenerates.
>>682436022
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>Put nigger on $20 bill
>Create $40 bill and put Jackson on it
>>682447292
he died because he didn't know how to survive.
>>682447504
Didn't he die because he got shot?
>>682447553
and didn't know how to survive that wound
>>682447687
Depends on where the bullet entered.
>>682447292
The only reason she is getting on the @20 bill is because she's the most "famous" black woman in history and we all know it.
The cucks in charge of the new design only want her to be on there to be as PC and whipped as humanly possible to prove how not racist and not sexist they are. That's why we won't see one of the more infinitely more qualified black men throughout history on the bill instead.
Sad but true, this is the world we live in. Since the PC crowd have a pretty firm grasp on the educational system there isn't much we can do unless anyone feels like becoming a middleschool teacher for the greater good.
This
>>682447879
At least we still have homeschooling in some places. If I ever have a kid, I'm homeschooling him/her.
>>682443505
makes you mad eh? autistic manchild
>>682435411
Stefan Molyneux
>>682448366
gonna mark my 20's
>>682448415
parks was a conspiracy, she wasn't passive
>>682448218
I have a 14mo son. Imma give the school one chance and if they start in with stuff I know is wrong or designed to turn him into a feefee pussy then it's homeschooling for him
Oppenheimer - work led directly to saving countless American lives to end WW2, and the technology has prevented any real large scale war.
>>682448514
stay assmad and mark your 20's like a lil bitch anon
>>682448775
If wherever you are is a liberal hellhole, I'd recommend just homeschooling from the beginning.
>>682438724
Kek
perfect
>>682436434
This has been posted in every fucking thread I've been in. Nobody gives a shit you faggot.
>>682448319
s-story?
Links?
>>682435411
your mom
>>682435986
It's that ugly man became ugly woman and for some reason there are enough retards to give a shit.
Jared Fogle
>>682449319
i wish i did.
>>682449452
>>682435525
/thread
>>682435411
Amrica is getting all pissy because there is a nigger on the 20$ bill now
You gotta think positive
Every time you cough up a 20$ to pay your pizza you're essentially paying with a nigger
Like the good old times all over again
>>682438525
President Fart for the lulz
Choose a face with a crowdfunded auction
The proposal backed with the most money win
>>682435959
He extended the Great Depression with his policies and his economic policy failures were covered up by WWII
>>682450056
SHEEEEIIIIIIIT
>>682450056
Perfect.
>>682435411
Bernie Sanders
>>682450217
>>682450274
Okay so at least one person with autism is a Bernie supporter...?
>>682450114
You're either retarded or your teachers did you an injustice. That is so not true, he lifted the working class out of the shackles of monopoly capitalism.
>>682435411
Any other person throughout history. As long as they were white. I would rather see fucking Charles Manson to be honest
>>682450459
They're all autistic faggots.
>>682435411
Hitler
>>682450596
>>682450647
Fuck off back to /pol/ to prep your bull, Trumpfags.
Baba Booey
>>682435411
At least one Roosevelt. If you could have both, so much the better. Crippled FDR could ride around on Teddy's shoulders like Master Blaster.
Yes I want this printed on money.
>>682450459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLkzrQely5c
>>682435959
get the japs on the camps
I would put a mirror so that everyone can see himself on the bill
>>682450779
>zoooork
>>682435411
Andrew Jackson
>>682450551
>shackles of monopolies and capitalism
Who is Teddy Roosevelt?
What is a Trust Buster?
What is the Anti Sherman law?
The government giving out jobs doesn't do anything for the economy
>>682450996
How odd. The government paying out tons of money (the amount Keynes said the government would need to pay in order to end the depression) to fund WW2 ended the depression.
But don't worry, facts aren't real.
>>682450779
>doesn't like Bernie
>must be a Trumpfag
Sorry to disappoint you, but he's just as useless as Bernie. Fuck, ALL of the candidates are useless. Government is literally telling us to choose our poison.
Ben .l. salomon
read his wiki page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_L._Salomon
>>682450056
How is he going to steal himself?
>>682435411
Harold
>>682448319
Found out she was pregnant
>>682451219
MUCH more deseving
>>682451188
Well usually on 4chan it's either Trump or Bernie. What are you then, some katana wielding libertarian?
>>682451219
rather have him
>>682435411
Patrice oNeal
>>682451170
How did the gov wasting money on WPA improve anything?
China did the same thing. They were having workers build dams using shovels instead of modern equipment so more people would have jobs. According to Roosevelt's and China's logic, having them dig with spoons would be even better for the economy.
>>682449319
no link but she broke up with him. felt bad for the nigga man, he was so into the moment he should've just slept it off
>>682451475
This
boxxy
>>682451655
No shit, spent some time in China a few years ago during the winter. Do you know how they deal with snow on their highways? They have dudes out there with snow shovels every mile or so. No plows or anything. Fucking snow shovels. They do the same thing in cities, but there at least they mass-mobilize, haul everyone out of their jobs/schools to clear the streets, and that takes like 15 minutes.
Efficiency kills jobs: China's national motto.
thunderf00t
>>682438809
Kek
>>682435411
Put Danny DeVito on all of them
>>682451560
Rather have a cactus than a katana, but anyway, I don't think I would call myself a libertarian either. I'm just really disappointed that for this year's elections, we get this shit.
There's Bernie Sanders, a SJW hippie pacifist who thinks money grows on trees. The moron is going to fuck up the economy more than it already is.
Donald Trump, saying what a lot of anti-PC people want to hear, but as a publicity stunt. There's no way he's gonna do the shit he claims he's gonna do. It's all an act.
Hillary Clinton, a compulsive liar and femminazi who's supporters say women will go to hell if they don't vote for this cunt.
Ted Cruz, a spineless Canadian who can't fucking defend his own statements properly. He's whipped as fuck.
Then there's the Kasich or however the fuck it's spelled guy who's running because he has nothing better to do.
Nobody shopped Pepe on the 20? This must exist somewhere
>>682452502
Best I could find
Sanders supporters, i make $15 an hour now; what will my wage be when burger flippers are making $15 an hour?
>>682435449
This! There could be no better choice
>>682451731
That video gets to me all the time. I had that feeling before, got a good feeling.
>>682438063
never read such bullshit. please an hero
>>682452667
Ask your employer. Anything above minimum wage will be at their discretion.
Don't get mad at the government if your employer doesn't think you're worth more than $15/hr.
>>682435769
How's highschool English faggot
>>682453260
where's he supposed to get more money to pay me?
>>682450647
thats the most sorry looking crowd that i have ever scene. looks like a safe place convention
>>682453628
The Bernie answer is that he'd take the money to pay his employees out of the company's obscene profits and executives wages.
The real answer is the burger flippers suddenly making $15/hr can suddenly afford to pay more for the same goods and services, so prices will inflate.
The people at the top will watch the world burn before they give up any of their profits. Any system put in place to raise pay for everyone, will raise cost for everyone to keep the class system intact and unchanged. It'll just drive inflation.
>>682438310
This idea really peaks my interest. Wplould love to see the Space Shuttle one my 20s or 100s
>>682454160
The more money people make the more money they spend. The poor have proven this time and time again. Look at income tax checks. That shit gets spent so fucking fast. The more people spend money, the better the economy is. Though a burger flipper shouldn't be getting 15 an hour. But it's also been proven the more someone makes the more they tend to work harder...
>>682435411
Sally Ride
>hot
>white
>science bitches
>>682452667
Probably $0, since you and half your coworkers will most likely lose their jobs
>>682435411
Sally Field
Here
>>682438698
Because he wanted to put us back on the gold standard and was a pretty cool guy.
>>682454891
I'd better go for the DESU DESU DESU DESU one
>>682454685
Assuming that money is worth something. Inflation is the great equalizer. The more people in unskilled shit jobs get paid, the less that money means. Which means money means less, and buys less. It's be one thing to raise the minimum wage if the value of our currency was fixed to some kind of standard, but variable as it is, an across the board wage increase will accomplish nothing once inflation catches up with it. And that will happen sooner rather than later.
>>682438124
underrated post
>>682454685
the more employer pay for wages the less they have to sales products and personal spending money. price will have to rise to make up for the loss in money. in the prices go up when the wages go up. there will be lay offs and more work load for the employees left. small businesses dies and big businesses out source to where they can pay less for labor.
>>682438608
This
>>682438724
The $22 bill?
>>682454806
something bernie fags can't get in their heads.
>>682435411
Rupert Murdoch
Since Prince just died maybe we should honor Prince. Also he's black so the blacks would be happy. Also most females like Prince so they'd be happy to.
>>682455446
I can't trust any female who doesn't like Prince.
Uncle ben
>>682435644
Op said what would you put instead not put the same picture.
>>682455079
>Kennedy wanted to put us back on the gold standard
>Nixon took us off the gold standard
>Nixon came after Kennedy
>wut
>>682436434
Do you autism? lol xd
>>682455446
Very much agreed
This is what the jew left wants and what the jew left wants the jew left gets so just be prepared. The jew left doesn't like your maleness or your whiteness.
>>682456080
Jenner is white.
>>682435883
has to be dead to be on money
so get shootin
though by 2030 when they said they would make the change in all likelyhood he will be dead since he is a smoker
>>682436178
harriet tubman underground railway n shit
>>682442978
Patton is a cuck and an overrated blowhard. Didn't even cross the Rhein when Zhukov was at the gates of Berlin. Faggot and a weakling. Tired of this aggrandizement of weak asses just bc they're American.
no one suggested this yet?
sorry if i missed it
him or elijah mohammed
>>682450806
Kek old school bababooey
>>682455147
Double edge sword ehh? I personally believe that if 15 becomes the "living wage" these crying bitches will get replaced with robots and technology. Go to any Chili's, Olive Gardens, Applebee's, or any big chain restaurants, they have a virtual waiter at their fingertips. That shit does not get my order incorrect, have me waiting for the bill, interrupt my conversations every 5 minutes. Or bang my gf in the restroom while she goes to "freshen herself." That will replace several jobs per restaurant. If robots were mainstream it would replace a waiter overall as well. My believe is to raise minimum to 9 and that's it. Let the driven thrive and the settlers live in poverty.
>>682457469
>>682455147
Pic related
>>682457469
>Or bang my gf in the restroom while she goes to "freshen herself."
>>682439095
Ahahahahahaha
Ayyyy lmao
>>682438208
>Otherwise, he was a racist and a warmonger
your a fag
>>682435411
Hitler
>>682447879
What about Oprah? I'd put her on the 20
>>682457469
would be cool tho' never having to ever tip some loser waiter and busboy and bartender again...Pay them $15!! I want robots!!
>>682459214
could she fit?
>>682435411
Andrew Jackson because he paid off the national debt so it's perfectly logical to put him on fucking money.
