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Waiting room Germany, Trips decide what i do to this Bitch.


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Waiting room Germany, Trips decide what i do to this Bitch.
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Show her your dick
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wheres your timestamp fam
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>>682405785
Cum on her calves.
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>>682405785
fall asleep in other chair next to her
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Ask her to go get a drink with you
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>>682405870
Reroll
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Ask her to get undressed. Because you are the doctor.
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>>682405870
Rerall
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>>682405937
Most propable.
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Look directly at her and say "you're ugly."
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>>682405785
Cum on her face record it and post that shit
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Bend over and fart in her face. If no gas, force some shit out.
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>>682406333
WINRAR
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>>682406082
I am a massively lonely alcoholic btard, remember?
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>>682406333
how do you "most probable"
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>>682405785
flash penis to her
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>>682406488
Shit, almost, literally.
>>682406490
I guess sleep then.
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Piss sie an
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>>682406532
Newfag
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>>682406532
Sorry, German. I ment that that was most likely to happen.
>>682406799
Wär hart geil gewesen.
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>>682407466
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pee
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get her iphone and punch in pass words till the phone kills itself.
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Give her anal
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>>682405785
Fart in her face
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>>682405785
Tickle her
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>>682408997
Reroll
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Dick I'm hand post it
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>>682408997
Roll
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>>682407466
Cum on her clothes
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>>682408997
Rolling
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Tell her you know where Hitler's hiding out and he gives the best back massages.
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>>682409440
Reroll
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>>682405785
Fap in front of her
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>>682408997
Rollerino
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slap her in the face with your dick
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>>682409566
Yuss
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>>682409355
Rolling
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>>682408997
Do this
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Botkek
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try to steal her glasses. if she wakes up beep like a game of operation.
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Put your dick on her eyeball
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>>682408997
Let it rip!
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Face in thighs
>trips nigga
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>>682409557
Rolling
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Leave her alone like a non-autist.
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>>682409806
Reroll
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>>682409566>>682409566
>>682409566
Roll
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>>682408997
Big nasty sauerkraut fart, please
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>>682409806
Rolling
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>>682409900
WINNNFUCKINGRARRRR
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Kys
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>>682409993
Tripp's got emmmm
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>>682409566
roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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ask if you can sniff her boner
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>>682409900
Rick rollin'
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>>682409993
Face in thighs man
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>>682405785
Force her into ze oven.
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>>682409844
this came first...

so...
>>682409900
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>>682409900
Double dubs=trips???
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>>682410049
Are you retarded?
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>>682405785
sit in her lap
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>>682409993
Trips
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>>682405785
Get her attention and give her a "Heil, Hitler"
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Sniff her feet until she physically harms you
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>>682410713
Fucking newfag
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do the thing with the stuff and the muff
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>>682405785
Huge fart right in her face
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>>682409999
do this, I don't even know what this post is.
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nonchalontly pick up a chair and put it upside down
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Move chair directly in front of her and just stare.
When she asks what you're doing
>wow you really suck at staring contests lady
Then fuck her
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>>682405785
Stick your finger in your butthole, then walk over and wipe your finger under her nose
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take a chair turn in backwards and sit in it like a coolkid and have a heart to heart with here
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>>682411064
Roll
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>>682411194
rolling
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>>682411114
THIS
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>>682411114
Fucking DO EET!
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>>682409806
Reroll
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>>682411114
I like this one
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>>682411114
Dirty Sanchez FTW!
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>>682410550
Lol orman ablo
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>>682405785
do a summer salt calmly in front of her. and then calmly sit back in ur chair like u didnt do anything weird.
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>>682411114
roll
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>>682411114
Re-roll
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>>682410049

So much summer this year. School must be out.
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Become the great cornholio
Sit next to her
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Make her admit black privilge
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Pic related
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>>682405785
kill her
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Punch her in the cooter
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Fuck me, do something. Someone got triple 3s aged ago^^
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fog up her glasses with your hot breath
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>>682411114
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>>682412377
KEK ROLL
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>>682406333
This guy agreed with fall asleep in chair next to her which is lame but better than you attention whoring
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perform an oral mastectomy
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>>682405785
stab her
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Pee on the floor
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>>682411114
roll
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>>682412377
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>>682412610
This
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Cry uncontrollably
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>>682411114
this one pls op
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dropkick her
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Cry and go home.
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>>682412377
Dis
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>>682411114
3 off quints
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>>682411114
This OP don't be a fag
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Stand in front of her. Ask her favourite colour and animal. Film it. Smile. Walk back and sit down.
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Still no trips? Pull your dick out, poke her repeatedly with it until she wakes up. Bonus points if you cum. Then, lay flat face down on the floor and loudly count to 30 before you can get up and leave
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>>682411114
rell
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>>682411114
rerell
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>>682411114
this tiem
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marry her
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888
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..
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rll
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Lick her feet
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flop your dick out next to her
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Ask if coalburner
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Give her all the money in your wallet/pocket and tell her to have a nice day.
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Cum on her without her waking up
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>>682419402
Roll
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>>682411114
Ayy lmao this
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>>682411114
Roll
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>>682411114
Rolling
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OP will not do anything you faggots say. I thought you learned this by now.
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404 thread Modsssssssss
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>>682405870
ReRoll
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ask to sniff her boots
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Scream at her "YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME?" a bunch of times
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Stand infront of her undo your zip and pop your dick out then look down with a shocked face and say oopsie and put it back away
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>>682405785
Heil hitler
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>>682405870
r0ll
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>>682411114
roll
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>>682411114
reroll
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Cum on her
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>>682411114
rip
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>>682420293
Roll for this
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>>682411114
roll
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>>682420573
Reroll
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>>682405870
Roll
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>>682420257
Rolling
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Show her your asshole with cheeks spread.
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>>682405785
Steal her uggs
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Blow your nose on her
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Drag her onto the ground by her hair and do this>>682411114
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>>682420700
Again
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Rape her
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Spit on her hair
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OP is long gone, not going to deliver you mouth breathing faggots!
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>>682411114
Rollercoaster
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Bite her nose off.
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Stare rape her lick lips pasionately(TOO PASSIONATELY)
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Jerk it till it about to come, then run over and bust in her hair.
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>>682420816
Roll for this
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Reroll for above
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Vomit on her.
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OP wont deliver anyway
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Walk up and casually say "S'cuse me miss, wanna fuck?"
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>>682405785
I dare you to steal a kiss and take a pic of her reaction
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Smack her. Hard.
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Steal glasses and RUN
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>>682420700
Roll
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>>682420700
Rerool
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Show bellybutton, then go to bed.
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Piss on her.
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>>682421180
Roll
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Get naked and start jerking off maintaining eye contact with her.
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>>682405785
Literally eat her face. And don't stop even if someone tries to stop you.
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Smack her with chair while screaming "JOHN CENAAAAA"
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PUNCH HER DICK!
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Pull something out of your pocket. Wallet phone coin doesn't matter. Get down on one knee and ask her to marry you while holding said object.
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Show her the d
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Kick her in the face.
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yell heil hitler
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Rawl for that dirty sanchez
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Flip over ever chair except for one next to her, then go and sit next to her.
If she asks what you are doing, sweep your hand over the room slowly, as if you were an Arabian prince showing the white man all of your servants.
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Close 4chan talk to her you faggot
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Steal purse, do a funny dance, then run.
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>>682420700
Rolling
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Stab her
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Drag your nut sack across her face.

Giggitty
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kiss her on the mouth but really ackwardly, like subsume both her lips in your slobbery embrace
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jizz on her leg
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Go stand in front of her, pull pants down, and squat and grunt like you're tryna shit. Bonu points for actual dumpage.
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show her your cp collection
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show her this thread
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Ask to see tits
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>>682420700
This
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>>682422131
lel
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this thread is dead, this fagget will do nothing
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steal her glasses and put your nutsack on the lens and give them back
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kill her
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Ask her out for dinner.
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Ask for back rub.
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bust a nut in her face
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Tell her she's beautiful.
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>>682422131
Kek... Roll for this
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>>682405785
Punch her awake with a chair
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You pull your dick out and asks if she likes what she sees. (remember to film this part)
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Spit on her. Biggest, nastiest loogie you can.
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Op here, I'm a faggot and wont do anything
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>>682405785
Yell at her gaisterbaiter!!! NEIN! NEIN!! NEIN!!!
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take a dump and then throw it at her
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Cum in her eyes
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steal her shoes and shit in them
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recite one of Hitler's speeches
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>>682405785
Talk with her about cats. Even if she stands up, follow her and just talk about cats. Ask the doctor if you can come in with because you want to talk about cats.
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Say this to her:
Hey babe, you know why they call my tongue a spaceship?
>Because tonight it's gonna be exploring Uranus.
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Lick her face violently and moan as you do it and ask her "Who's your ferret?"
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finger her
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Ask her why she ain't in the kitchen.
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Say this to her and record it:

Hey babe, suck my dick while i fuck that ass.
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start reciting hitler at a high volume
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>>682422956
Dude, you made my day
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jizz on her shoes
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Cum in your hand and eat it so she can see
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Ask her if she wants to watch CP with you.
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>>682406445
rollin for this
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>>682405785
Wank , cum in hand , flick cum in her hair but don't wake her up and see how long she goes without noticing.
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>>682420700
This
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>>682405785
Just say "Hallo" and be nice... She might be a nice person.
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I dunno, op probably gone, girl's probably had her appointment and gone home but what the hell, I've got nothing better to do:
>ask her for her number, post it here.
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Wow no trips yet? I'll take a shot then.

Accidently pour water on her. Apologize a lot and while helping clean up make the comment that this isn't how you usually get girls wet. Profit maybe? Idk. Roll.
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fucking slap her
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Ask her for a lock of her hair for your collection.
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>>682423223
Rawl
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>>682411114
Yes, please Hitler her.
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>>682423223
This! Roll
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give her the shitler
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>>682411114
Check em'
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Walk up to her
"If your left leg is Monday and your right leg is Wednesday can I come on tuesday?"
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Caress her arse until she wakes up.
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>>682405785
OP you better wipe something on her , piss , shit , cum one of them at least , come on don't be a faggot.
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Ask if you can rubber her clit with your tornado tongue.
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Walk up to her
"This place is boring. Wanna fuck in the bathroom?"
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lick the bottom of her foot
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give her a kiss
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Talk to her like a normal human being.
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Start punching her.
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JIZZ ON HER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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is somebody gunna get trips in here or not, fuck me
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face in cooch
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>>682424044
yeah that
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Dick her
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Start jerking and hold her foot until she wakes up
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>>682420700
Roll
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>>682424108
reroll
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>>682411479
>summer salt
Summer salt is here early this year.
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OP is a faggot who won't deliver.
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>>682424157
rollerino
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>>682424187
222
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>>682424210
FCK
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Look at her with your eyes wide open without blinking, start shaking your head like crazy then fart the loudest fart you can, then say "oopsie, I made a poopsie"
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Go over to her and caress her hair and tell her you've missed her.
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>>682424052

>Walk over to her, say excuse me, then scream at the top of your lungs for 5 seconds, then go sit back down like nothing happened.
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Do nothing
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Draw hitler symbol and show it to her
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>>682405785
Kill her and rape her, in that order.
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Cum in her purse OP
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http://www.xvideos.com/video537019/cumshot_on_shocked_girl_at_bus_stop Hahaha THIS OMFG THIS Skip to the end.
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Show her your man clitoris
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u fams aint got shit on me fams

ez 666
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>>682424282
>Hitler symbol
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Tell her she's the most gorgeous woman you've ever seen.
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Shit in front of her
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>>682424321

Rollin for this
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Do a 720 piggyflip
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>>682424380
Rerroll
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do the shitler
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say 'you are nearly as majestic as the fuhrer'
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Pull your pants down, take a shit on your hands then throw a turd at her and say "you have been blessed by the turd jesus"
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Bring her a cold can of pop from vending machine.
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>>682424334
rolling for this
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giver her a shitler
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>>682424282
Do you mean the swastika? That's a symbol the nazis used. It's not a "Hitler symbol", you fucking dig muncher.
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>>682405785

>trips decides
>dubs wids
>get

could you please just do whatever you feel like doing and stop being a faggot?

what´s funnier:

do something and share with others or just do what others tell you to do?
fucking pleb, sage giaf
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recite hitler speaches while doing a fullon hitler impression...record for youtube
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>>682424490
I'm still laughing help me
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Offer to wipe her ass for her the next time she shits. Tell her it's your fetish
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>>682424513
Dick muncher
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This isn't Germany. Germans don't wear fugly uggs.
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>>682424619
>youve already failed why try to correct yourself after the fact
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how about you do fucking something pussy op
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OP IS A FAGGOT CUM ON HER NOW and you better share it faggot.
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>>682424684
> makes mistakes in a post critiquing mistakes
> implying you aren't a fag lord
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>>682424814
let the salt flow through you
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>>682424282
>hitler symbol
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Tell her God commands her to bear your child.
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Come on now. Let's see this shit
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>>682424913
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kick her cunt
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Obviously not a get thread.
>sit in her lap
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Cum on her and say don't worry it's ok I'm a Muslim sand nigger so I can do anything I want.
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>>682424814
theres a difference between a typo, and being so fucking retarded you call a swastika a "hitler symbol"
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>>682411114
Roll
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JIIIIIZZZZZZ ONNNN HEERRRRR RECORD ITTT
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>>682425176
Rolling for jizz
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>>682425211
jizzerino
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op is a faggot confirmed
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>>682425100
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Show her this
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1462243162868.webm
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>>682425231
Re Roll for Jizz on her and record it.
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Ask her to shit in your mouth.
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beat her up only using your elbows
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>>682425353
Shit on floor infront of her while she's still asleep and take a picture.
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Scream IM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU BITCH at the top of your lungs and then say you have tourettes.
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Tell her she looks great today, then ask her on a date :3
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Noone can get trips on this shit
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Well op didn't deliver but technically wasn't a fag either
>Offer to buy her dinner.
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>>682425554
>1 off quads
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>>682425554
Good enough 555 now OP needs to stop being a faggot and do somthing
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hawk a lugee and spit it on her face
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>>682425553
>>682425554
>Ask to kiss her
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>>682405785
OP are you even there and is she awake yet. YOU NEED TO JIZZ ON HER
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>>682425643
sure is summer in here

>>682425385
roll
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Tell her you love and run away
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Godamnit men I'm a famous tripfag on multiple boards!
>Just man up and ask her out.
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OP if you don't do something soon I'm gonna start posting spideys.
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>>682425895
Little late for that partner.

> Tell her she's an ugly cunt.
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get naked and throw poop at her
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Tell her your a Navy SEAL with over 300 confirmed kills.
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Ask her if you can buy her dirty panties.
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