Show her your dick

wheres your timestamp fam

>>682405785
Cum on her calves.

>>682405785
fall asleep in other chair next to her

Ask her to go get a drink with you

>>682405870
Reroll

Ask her to get undressed. Because you are the doctor.

>>682405870
Rerall

>>682405937
Most propable.

Look directly at her and say "you're ugly."

>>682405785
Cum on her face record it and post that shit

Bend over and fart in her face. If no gas, force some shit out.

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>>682406333
WINRAR

>>682406082
I am a massively lonely alcoholic btard, remember?

>>682406333
how do you "most probable"

>>682405785
flash penis to her

>>682406488
Shit, almost, literally.
>>682406490
I guess sleep then.

Piss sie an

>>682406532
Newfag

>>682406532
Sorry, German. I ment that that was most likely to happen.
>>682406799
Wär hart geil gewesen.

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>>682407466

pee

get her iphone and punch in pass words till the phone kills itself.

Give her anal

>>682405785
Fart in her face

>>682405785
Tickle her

>>682408997
Reroll

Dick I'm hand post it

>>682408997
Roll

>>682407466
Cum on her clothes

>>682408997
Rolling

Tell her you know where Hitler's hiding out and he gives the best back massages.

>>682409440
Reroll

>>682405785
Fap in front of her

>>682408997
Rollerino

slap her in the face with your dick

>>682409566
Yuss

>>682409355
Rolling

>>682408997
Do this

Botkek

try to steal her glasses. if she wakes up beep like a game of operation.

Put your dick on her eyeball

>>682408997
Let it rip!

Face in thighs
>trips nigga

>>682409557
Rolling

Leave her alone like a non-autist.

>>682409806
Reroll

>>682409566>>682409566
>>682409566
Roll

>>682408997
Big nasty sauerkraut fart, please

>>682409806
Rolling

>>682409900
WINNNFUCKINGRARRRR

Kys

>>682409993
Tripp's got emmmm

>>682409566
roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ask if you can sniff her boner

>>682409900
Rick rollin'

>>682409993
Face in thighs man

>>682405785
Force her into ze oven.

>>682409844
this came first...

so...
>>682409900

>>682409900
Double dubs=trips???

>>682410049
Are you retarded?

>>682405785
sit in her lap

>>682409993
Trips

>>682405785
Get her attention and give her a "Heil, Hitler"

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Sniff her feet until she physically harms you

>>682410713
Fucking newfag

do the thing with the stuff and the muff

>>682405785
Huge fart right in her face

>>682409999
do this, I don't even know what this post is.

nonchalontly pick up a chair and put it upside down

Move chair directly in front of her and just stare.
When she asks what you're doing
>wow you really suck at staring contests lady
Then fuck her

>>682405785
Stick your finger in your butthole, then walk over and wipe your finger under her nose

take a chair turn in backwards and sit in it like a coolkid and have a heart to heart with here

>>682411064
Roll

>>682411194
rolling

>>682411114
THIS

>>682411114
Fucking DO EET!

>>682409806
Reroll

>>682411114
I like this one

>>682411114
Dirty Sanchez FTW!

>>682410550
Lol orman ablo

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>>682405785
do a summer salt calmly in front of her. and then calmly sit back in ur chair like u didnt do anything weird.

>>682411114
roll

>>682411114
Re-roll

>>682410049

So much summer this year. School must be out.

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Become the great cornholio
Sit next to her

Make her admit black privilge

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Pic related

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>>682405785
kill her

Punch her in the cooter

Fuck me, do something. Someone got triple 3s aged ago^^

fog up her glasses with your hot breath

>>682411114

>>682412377
KEK ROLL

>>682406333
This guy agreed with fall asleep in chair next to her which is lame but better than you attention whoring

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perform an oral mastectomy

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>>682405785
stab her

Pee on the floor

>>682411114
roll

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>>682412377

>>682412610
This

Cry uncontrollably

>>682411114
this one pls op

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dropkick her

Cry and go home.

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>>682412377
Dis

>>682411114
3 off quints

>>682411114
This OP don't be a fag

Stand in front of her. Ask her favourite colour and animal. Film it. Smile. Walk back and sit down.

Still no trips? Pull your dick out, poke her repeatedly with it until she wakes up. Bonus points if you cum. Then, lay flat face down on the floor and loudly count to 30 before you can get up and leave

>>682411114
rell

>>682411114
rerell

>>682411114
this tiem

marry her

888

..

rll

Lick her feet

flop your dick out next to her

Ask if coalburner

Give her all the money in your wallet/pocket and tell her to have a nice day.

Cum on her without her waking up

>>682419402
Roll

>>682411114
Ayy lmao this

>>682411114
Roll

>>682411114
Rolling

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OP will not do anything you faggots say. I thought you learned this by now.

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404 thread Modsssssssss

>>682405870
ReRoll

ask to sniff her boots

Scream at her "YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME?" a bunch of times

Stand infront of her undo your zip and pop your dick out then look down with a shocked face and say oopsie and put it back away

>>682405785
Heil hitler

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>>682405870
r0ll

>>682411114
roll

>>682411114
reroll

Cum on her

>>682411114
rip

>>682420293
Roll for this

>>682411114
roll

>>682420573
Reroll

>>682405870
Roll

>>682420257
Rolling

Show her your asshole with cheeks spread.

>>682405785
Steal her uggs

Blow your nose on her

Drag her onto the ground by her hair and do this>>682411114

>>682420700
Again

Rape her

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Spit on her hair

OP is long gone, not going to deliver you mouth breathing faggots!

>>682411114
Rollercoaster

Bite her nose off.

Stare rape her lick lips pasionately(TOO PASSIONATELY)

Jerk it till it about to come, then run over and bust in her hair.

>>682420816
Roll for this

Reroll for above

Vomit on her.

OP wont deliver anyway

Walk up and casually say "S'cuse me miss, wanna fuck?"

>>682405785
I dare you to steal a kiss and take a pic of her reaction

Smack her. Hard.

Steal glasses and RUN

>>682420700
Roll

>>682420700
Rerool

Show bellybutton, then go to bed.

Piss on her.

>>682421180
Roll

Get naked and start jerking off maintaining eye contact with her.

>>682405785
Literally eat her face. And don't stop even if someone tries to stop you.

Smack her with chair while screaming "JOHN CENAAAAA"

PUNCH HER DICK!

Pull something out of your pocket. Wallet phone coin doesn't matter. Get down on one knee and ask her to marry you while holding said object.

Show her the d

Kick her in the face.

yell heil hitler

Rawl for that dirty sanchez

Flip over ever chair except for one next to her, then go and sit next to her.
If she asks what you are doing, sweep your hand over the room slowly, as if you were an Arabian prince showing the white man all of your servants.

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Close 4chan talk to her you faggot

Steal purse, do a funny dance, then run.

>>682420700
Rolling

Stab her

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Drag your nut sack across her face.

Giggitty

kiss her on the mouth but really ackwardly, like subsume both her lips in your slobbery embrace

jizz on her leg

Go stand in front of her, pull pants down, and squat and grunt like you're tryna shit. Bonu points for actual dumpage.

show her your cp collection

show her this thread

Ask to see tits

>>682420700
This

>>682422131
lel

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this thread is dead, this fagget will do nothing

steal her glasses and put your nutsack on the lens and give them back

kill her

Ask her out for dinner.

Ask for back rub.

bust a nut in her face

Tell her she's beautiful.

>>682422131
Kek... Roll for this

>>682405785
Punch her awake with a chair

You pull your dick out and asks if she likes what she sees. (remember to film this part)

Spit on her. Biggest, nastiest loogie you can.

Op here, I'm a faggot and wont do anything

>>682405785
Yell at her gaisterbaiter!!! NEIN! NEIN!! NEIN!!!

take a dump and then throw it at her

Cum in her eyes

steal her shoes and shit in them

recite one of Hitler's speeches

>>682405785
Talk with her about cats. Even if she stands up, follow her and just talk about cats. Ask the doctor if you can come in with because you want to talk about cats.

Say this to her:
Hey babe, you know why they call my tongue a spaceship?
>Because tonight it's gonna be exploring Uranus.

Lick her face violently and moan as you do it and ask her "Who's your ferret?"

finger her

Ask her why she ain't in the kitchen.

Say this to her and record it:

Hey babe, suck my dick while i fuck that ass.

start reciting hitler at a high volume

>>682422956
Dude, you made my day

jizz on her shoes

Cum in your hand and eat it so she can see

Ask her if she wants to watch CP with you.

>>682406445
rollin for this

>>682405785
Wank , cum in hand , flick cum in her hair but don't wake her up and see how long she goes without noticing.

>>682420700
This

>>682405785
Just say "Hallo" and be nice... She might be a nice person.

I dunno, op probably gone, girl's probably had her appointment and gone home but what the hell, I've got nothing better to do:
>ask her for her number, post it here.

Wow no trips yet? I'll take a shot then.

Accidently pour water on her. Apologize a lot and while helping clean up make the comment that this isn't how you usually get girls wet. Profit maybe? Idk. Roll.

fucking slap her

Ask her for a lock of her hair for your collection.

>>682423223
Rawl

>>682411114
Yes, please Hitler her.

>>682423223
This! Roll

give her the shitler

>>682411114
Check em'

Walk up to her
"If your left leg is Monday and your right leg is Wednesday can I come on tuesday?"

Caress her arse until she wakes up.

>>682405785
OP you better wipe something on her , piss , shit , cum one of them at least , come on don't be a faggot.

Ask if you can rubber her clit with your tornado tongue.

Walk up to her
"This place is boring. Wanna fuck in the bathroom?"

lick the bottom of her foot

give her a kiss

Talk to her like a normal human being.

Start punching her.

JIZZ ON HER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

is somebody gunna get trips in here or not, fuck me

face in cooch

>>682424044
yeah that

Dick her

Start jerking and hold her foot until she wakes up

>>682420700
Roll

>>682424108
reroll

>>682411479
>summer salt
Summer salt is here early this year.

OP is a faggot who won't deliver.

>>682424157
rollerino

>>682424187
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