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lol I posted it again
>>682370696
Dude, I know. I'm so excited to see everyone and do con things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imSH7AVyTdc
>>682370722
Hey Eight. What's going on?
>>682370816
State, where do you live?
Checking in.
>>682370550
pew pew
>>682370649
Its all a conspiracy by the feminists to weaken men through nightly cryogenic torture.
I didn't say anything though.
>>682371012
ARE YOU READY FOR CON STUFF?
>>682371192
bang bang bang bang
>>682370823
I don't really know anyone graduating with me.
And suddenly it's gone from just my immediate family coming to commencement to possibly 20 relatives...
Not looking forward to it at all.
>>682370979
Watching Phantom Menace, posting here. You?
>>682371192
This post turned me into a Femenist.
>>682371238
LET'S SHOOT CRAPS!
>>682371273
Are you the first in the family to graduate?
>>682371273
What?
Why not?
I guess if you're not one for the lime light but man I dunno...
They're proud of you and the hard work and whatnot
>>682371294
Do you love ice stimulation or something?
>>682371376
Nope!
>>682371511
I know, I know. I wouldn't even go if it weren't to make them happy.
But ya, I don't even like my birthdays. Too much attention.
>>682371238
*fwoosh*
KA-BOOOOM
>>682371294
One of us, one of us.
>>682371273
Sounds like fun man.
Just the same, finished up all of the stuff for my presentation tomorrow so now it's just smooth sailing.
Doing alright?
>>682371329
Let's do it
>>682371657
>>682371673
Wait, isn't a Femenist the anti-Feminist?
I am confuse.
>>682371670
Then they must just want to celebrate! Enjoy all the cards filled with money!
>>682371697
Yessssss.
>>682371823
Craps and roulette and all the other fun casino things
We're gonna be rich dude
>>682371697
Awesome man! I'm jealous of all you guys finishing soon.
I dunno. I think my body is getting tired of me sleeping all the time so now I'm nursing an on and off headache.
>>682371784
Oh I know! Don't really know if the extended relatives would actually be interested though.
>>682371905
Oh god, roulette is my secret passion despite its dumb.
Protos said hi, but he cant post.
Also he said he really wants to sleep with you hotshot.
>>682371784
I totally didn't even read that lol
>>682372221
Let Protos know that I am absolutely flattered but I'm straight as hell. Sorry!
>>682371670
I sure get uncomfortable in it, but it's good to be off-balance every so often. Keeps ya flexible.
Night guys.
-Iggy don't check the bushes or complain about the electric bill, this is a pretty comfy stalking spot and I'd hate to have to leave.
>>682372472
See ya!
>>682372472
Thanks for posting!
>>682372130
It's pretty nice to finish so early, especially right before BLFC. Not looking forward to having to do normal things again afterwards but it'll be nice to relax for a little bit
Yeah, as much good as sleep does, sometimes you need to do some active things. Have you maybe gone for a walk today or anything like that?
I know its late for you but maybe tomorrow that could help. Hopefully it'll go away soon
>>682372164
It is a ton of fun. I wouldn't call it a passion but its fun to play.
>>682372472
Night
>>682372361
He's heartbroken, but understands.
>>682372472
If you come in, I'll make you dinner or something.
(Night night)
>>682372831
I've crushed many a gay heart in my time. It is the albatross around my neck.
>>682372725
Just to and from class. Thanks though.
I would go out now, but I've been nervous lately after that guy got chloroformed and raped at 10:30PM just a block from me.
Gonna be stroking it to loud music tonight ohhhh yeah
>>682372951
He said he'd wear a wig?
>>682373194
If it you aren't fapping while listening to pornogrind then I will be largely unimpressed.
>>682373070
Yeah, I saw that... It's probably best that you don't go out this late if you don't want to.
Maybe tomorrow morning if you feel like it.
but I hope you'll feel better regardless.
>>682373378
No dice, Ms. Jenner.
>>682373436
Ya, thanks. Maybe after work.
>>682373484
Oops, I think I crossed a line.
>>682371012
Your suit is adorable, who made it? Was considering getting a partial myself.
>>682373579
Lines were meant to be crossed. Cross ALL the lines. But make sure to not cross the streams.
Thank you, Iggy. I can take it from here. I don't need help embarrassing myself, thank you.
>>682373484
>>682373731
No probs.
>>682373686
Mischief Makers! I highly recommend them.
>>682373722
I only cross them in the name of humor.
>>682373731
Heya Prot. Sorry about turning ya down man. But you know, I got the whole hetero thing going on, it just wouldn't work.
>>682373944
I understand, I knew it wouldn't work out in the end anyway. I'm just going to go cry by myself for a minute.
I'm a nimbly bimbly weed smoking carazy nigga bent on world stonification. Get at me non bong addicted reefer lacking smokless faggots. Har har har look at the way me balls blow in the gusty sea breeze with the grace Of a seagull, don't ye be caught down wind cuz they be saltier than the briney depths, twice as damp, and three times as dark.
But lend me an ear ,ye smokless faggots and downtrodden bilge rats,
And I'll tell you the story of how I got my peg leg caught in the port hole of a mermaid, I will, if you catch my DRIFT. Aye it was on the longest night of the year... and I was sailing west from 74 latitude and 69 longitude on up to dead man persnikets island. Named that to scare away the weaklings and pole Fancy's it was. But an odd breeze blew thrue the hair on my exposed genitals... And carried with it the siren song of the horrid, sea... whore.
Unable to stop my drug addled mind from refusing pussy no matter what sorts of creature it was attached too, me and my crew took sail (upon the agreement they would get sloppy seconds you see) headed straight into the clutches of the ham wallet of the sea whore... Anyways lads, upon arrival my sea cucumber was at twice as much as half mast and ready to poke some seastar, if you catch my DRIFT. As I bound from the starboard side, fully erect, the sea whores sea star puckered at the sight of me mighty might, and as she bent over to except my bargain, I cut her head off and threw it to my men, "the rest is mine I said!" And began pillaging her village, if you catch my DRIFT. Swabbing her poopdeck, if you catch my DRIFT. banging on her aft side with my cannon balls, if you catch my DRIFT.
Oh aye, but her star fish was far to tight lads, sucked my balls in too im afraid. But the force of the vacume of space sucking me into her only made the final spout of sea spray all the more frothy and sweet... The next morning after the crew had finished with the severed head it took the lot to dislodge my DRIFTwood...
>>682374190
TL;DR
>>682374169
Let it out, there ya go champ. Let it all out.
>>682374169
Hey I just got dumped too, wanna have a girls night?
Eat ice-cream and moan about boys and stuff!
>>682374311
Sniff... Y'know, I think maybe in the end it worked out anyway. You're a better shoulder to lean on than dick in my ass.
>>682374431
How could I trust you, when you couldn't even get Hotshot to love me?
>>682374431
Toughen up, boys. There's an amazon present.
>>682374764
How about I take you up on that offer? ;)
>>682374775
Iggy is an *actual* female.
>>682374775
im an amazon btw
>>682374764
Heartfelt.
And you're right, Iggy is the one to blame. She could have seduced me into an amicable setting and then pulled a switcharoo with the lights out and I may have been none the wiser. Amateurs
>>682374966
So am I.
Now I have someone who understands my problems!
>>682375218
Prove it.
>>682374764
Shh girl, its okay.
Hotshot just doesn't know what you're worth is all!
>>682375083
I could still do that if you want.
>>682375324
The jig is already up. “There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
Iggy, I'm Draka, by the way.
>>682375631
Oh, and I'm a faggot who posts shitty art that no one wants to see, and pretends to be an amazon woman.
>>682375576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcygSFgKu9I
>>682375324
A girls night out sounds nice. Dinner, a movie, then we go back to your place and get drunk, my dick falls out and we both stare awkwardly at each other, then you call the cops and I run away like a certain hedgehog.
>>682375576
Its fine, I'd have to be in the same room as you anyways. /shudders
>>682375631
suh dude
>>682375631
Draka the self proclaimed shemale(Actually Male)
>>682375868
>merely pretending
>>682376062
With your ice hands *I* would be the one shuddering.
>>682376157
Nice swap, 8.
>>682375976
Made America Great Already.
>>682376157
what?
>>682376263
>>682376157
?
There's no swap on my end...
>>682376046
Aww... I thought we were gonna fuck.
>>682376201
Wouldn't be the only reason
>>682376399
Whoa, weird. Because me and
>>682376311
def saw it.
>>682376406
Whoa whoa whoa, slow down girl, at least buy me a drink first.
/R/ Judy
Let's not get to rough here
>>682370816
anyone got more like this?
>>682376666
Aren't there threads for that these days?
>>682376531
Wow... so I guess the swaps happen on a CDN level. That's terrible.
What was it?
Dont be stupid be a smarty, come and join the nazi party
>>682376742
A clothed white teen with blonde hair facing the camera, staring up into the sunlight laughing with her eyes closed, perched on a black metal rail of a balcony.
>>682376531
Oh boy, does that make me the guy in this relationship.
I'm down.
>>682376885
k
>>682376742
It was a girl leaning over a balcony in a swimsuit
>>682376072
i literally met a guy last week who used that exact argument on why being gay is a myth. they all just imagine its a girl. thats why he wasnt gay, just wants dicks instead of vaginas on his women
>>682376970
Thank you for the eloquent description, ha.
>>682376999
I sub hard for upside down Satan.
>>682376885
Way ahead of ya, m8, did that long ago.
>>682377127
I always knew Australians were evil.
>>682377059
Interesting
Anyone else ever play that pod-racing game at an arcade?
>>682377411
I don't think so, no.
>>682377411
Hell yes I did
That was probably the best thing about the Phantom Menace
>>682377411
I played it once when I was younger. Couldn't figure out how to move, so it was me sitting there for 3 minutes.
...was still fun tho.
>>682377411
Fuck yes I did!
Gimm3 da possy
>>682377611
God I miss arcades...
We had (maybe still do) this huge multi-level one called GameWorks out in the suburbs. They had like a whole row of just star wars games.
>>682377612
It's an experience!
>>682377736
Woo!
>>682377411
>At an arcade
You mean on the n64 yes
>>682377773
So your place or mine?
Keep in mind I live in an igloo.
>>682377064
Are they mentally ill? Everyone knows that if it involves a dick it's still gay.
It's just like saying that pizza of cheese below the age of school clock is okay if you pretend that she is over a 24 hour standard clock.
You faggots will do anything for sex
Sometimes u just gotta take matters into your own hand
>>682378165
I'll dress in sealskin and come over to yours. God forbid you melt in the heat of southern CA desert.
>>682378173
funny thing is it was still only the 2nd weirdest thing to happen to me while waiting to get coffee and donuts for the office
>>682377834
Dude I know exactly what you're talking about. We had one in downtown Seattle. No row of Star Wars games, at least not that I remember but man I remember playing the podracing one at a theater a few times.
Man I haven't been to an arcade in a long time.
>>682378306
Much thanks, I'll make sure to keep my polar bear chained out back too.
>>682378617
Much obliged.
>>682378572
Oh! That reminds me they have a pretty moderate sized one at BLFC!
Last year we somehow broke the Time Crisis and had unlimited lives, haha.
>>682378775
Duuuuuuuude we are gonna have to hit it up, that sounds like so much fun.
Speaking of Star Wars, its still in cinemas here
Image cap is cumming close :(
>>682379635
No worries dawg, I can always make a new one.
There was one game there at the arcade that sounded like a furry pun but I can't remember who took a picture of it...
>>682379755
I kno but damn its almost 6am and an appointment tomorrow so ofc i cant seem to rub it out
>>682379764
Then we'll have to look out for it this time
>>682380185
Ah well. I'm sure they'll be one when you get back.
Nevermind, found it. :^)
>>682380304
Once u commit u cant quit
>>682380457
pfffff
>>682380457
>dog pounder
Fucking kek.
>>682380538
Don't know about you, but I sure can.
>>682380457
Oh my sweet lord in heaven
Its beautiful
>>682380457
Mein gott.
Alrighty gents, I'm out for the night. Happy posting!
>>682380895
Night, Hotshot!
>>682380895
Night Hot
>>682380895
See you soon man
Last thread I can make tonight, gonna go to bed soon.
>>682381251
>>682380895
Nighty night!
