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>>682370663
Anyone here find farts sexy?
>>682367760 (Snarf)
b-but then you'll just post it here
>>682370803
Not exactly, no.
>>682371009
Post it in secret and I won't.
>>682371216
But what about all the other people's pics you post? ;_;
>>682371303
They posted it in public instead of in private.
So how is everyone doing tonight, anyhow?
>>682371645
Doing well, how're you?
>>682371849
Can't complain. Reading the D&D 5e DM manual.
>>682371849
Do you enjoy licking ass? You ever do it even if it smells a little?
>>682372038
Oh yeah, and Dark Souls 3 keeps crashing on me, when I die. And considering how shit I am, that's happening a lot...
>>682372542
Sucks. The Dancer is fucking me up.
>>682372045
I eat out my BF's ass when he cleans it out.
>>682373106
>The Dancer is fucking me up
Damn, I haven't even made it there yet. Pontiff Sulyvane I'm ignoring for right now, and I can't figure out the mechanic of Yhorm. And when Yhorm kills me, the game just infinitely loads...
>>682373106
There's always a little poop smell. I find it sexy :)
>>682373427
>There's always a little poop smell
There's some shit I just can't handle. But to each their own.
>>682373388
Run to the throne and grab the Storm Ruler. The sword art can be charged while dodging Yhorm, and use it against him, does huge damage.
>>682374187
Oh shit, is that the item at the front of the room? Fuck, I was thinking I should grab it and see what it was last time I died!
I love a smelly butt hole
stop.
>>682378352
Give Eddy's dick.
Fuck, finally got the Dancer.
>>682378699
I demand a non-publicly posted picture as collateral
This thread seems kinda gay
>>682380076
Personal or otherwise?
Just send all your dick pics to me instead Eddy~
Better him than me
>>682380646
personal... >>682380831 but this offer is looking mighty tempting too...
Why is everyone talking dick pics?
because they are whores
>>682381247
I'm not a whore/slut confirmed. Thanks
I like to tease
that's inverse fallacy
Heyoo!
>>682381030
Very well. Snarf dick for Eddy dick.
>>682380646
Besides pursuing Eddy's dick pics what're you up to this fine night?
come play with us
neeheehee
>>682381868
>non-publicly posted picture
>>682381896
Finally killed the Dancer.
>>682382174
Then there is nothing, its all been posted.
>>682382500
Not into vore, but that's kinda cool.
>>682382641
Taking a new picture is always an option. And not posting it here.
>>682382641
You're shit, uninstall.
>>682382672
where do i go to do this
>>682382800
But then how will you get it?
>>682382641
Not a name that evokes any sense of threat
>>682383034
I tried looking for you on steam but no such luck
ha ha ha
>>682383416
I don't think I've ever given you my Steam name.
>>682384227
What about skype
Nibi, I have to ask: are you okay?
>>682384918
He's fine, leave him alone.
>>682384496
Pretty sure you've deleted me. Re-add: BES0052
>>682384918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-qv8SSGa8c
>>682385203
Would you care to talk about it?
>>682385203
You're not me you stupid faggot.
>>682385307
hahaha ha
>>682385307
I'd like to talk to you sometime if you don't mind. I lurk these threads often, and you seem like an alright guy, and I appreciate what you post.
>>682370134
remember when you got banned for being such a faggot
>>682385619
Id enjoy hearing your bones snap stomping on your neck, kunt.
>>682385647
Shut up, mlp bitch.
>>682386022
I can see right through you, you know. I know that you post this kind of stuff because you're hurting on the inside. I really would like to talk to you if you want, I like you.
-toots-
>>682387343
im sad that this artist is all about castration bc they draws really hot characters
>>682387814
Shut up bitch
Frrrrt
>>682388168
butts
BARK BARK BARK
>>682387814
yeah, indeed. seems like a waste of talent.
i actually found this one today. totally hot. I love rapey dragons. but wtf is with all the cock & balls rip-off-ery?
>>682388228
ok
Pixel booty.
>>682388605
Where's the fun in that?
>>682388299
wtf is this shit
>>682388430
No, you don't understand!
>>682390045
Classic
>>682390276
>>682390438
whoever finds this shit attractive is mentally retarded
>>682390535
welcome back to the world of the living
>>682390677
I don't like it.
the fuck is with all the gore
>>682390535
d'AWWW
>>682391081
My rolls in games are always bullshit.
>>682390590
I don't judge. Some people like gore, you like fat, ugly men.
>>682390865
Being alive isn't so bad
>>682391262
just do what my players do, weed out the bad rolls first then start playing. It usually works...except for this session when my players rolled 4 nat 20's before the game started.
>>682391383
says the one posting them
>>682389272
Uh...pixels have feelings too.
>>682391531
Maybe that.
>>682391405
If you say so.
>>682391516
Ur ilk
>>682391548
Its all for you, bby.
>>682386198
Any more like this?
>>682391531
What game system rolls d20s to determine initial stats?
>>682391908
It's not all bad. You get to meet interesting people along the way
>>682392373
Am I still an object to you, or have I graduated?
>>682392610
And then kill them right? Are you trying to get me to join the Army?
>>682392610
I meant before each session.
>>682392610
You're an object to life.
Beat Yhorn. That sword by his throne makes it fucking easy.
>>682392710
If I were I'd take a more direct approach.
>>682392789
Ah, I was about to say
>>682393090
I'd like to think I'm the subject
I love it when things work.
>>682393196
It and Siegfried make the fight a joke.
>>682394593
Well if you insist...
kinda wish this thread didn't suck
>>682396312
PROTIP: Most of these threads suck
>>682396457
that neither contradicts nor impacts in any way the statement I made
>>682396312
Agreed. Too much fellatio. Not enough butt-fucking.
tfw vive scheduled to arrive wednesday
>>682396578
...well you got me there. At least we're in agreement.
>>682396712
Nice. Friend of mine just ordered one. Bunch of us are begging for a chance to try it out before he uses it for VR porn.
My HHKB should be here Wednesday. I can't wait.
>>682396628
shut up
>>682396719
mhm
Is it safe to come back
safer than it was
>>682396845
If he just preordered then he wont get one until like june.
HHKB is meh, I prefer having a numpad. Corsair K70 w/ brown switches.
>>682397012
Rude!
It is okay Freklz I am here to improve the quality.
>>682397305
>I prefer having a numpad
Numpad is garbage. 60% for life. Excited to change up from the Poker II's I have at home and work. I have a Planck kit coming in July as well. The HHKB was a pretty impulsive buy, oh well.
why would you not want a numpad
they make things so much easier
>>682397223
No.
>>682397775
Eh, to each their own ultimately. I don't like em. The number of times I've thought "I could really use a numpad right now" is way lower than the number of times I've thought "Having arrows under WASD and modifier", or just the smaller footprint.
Buy what you like. Congrats on the Vive by the way, Scales.
>>682398594
I think "I could really use a numpad right now" every time I don't have one and needed to write a number with more than 2 digits
