Waifu claiming thread.The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifu/husbando post
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>avoid bans
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio-sama...
I'm hurt...
https://youtu.be/nagI_slIviA
Megumin claimed~
>>682346515
best girl claimed!
warning
post hypnotic suggestions
running the ships ashore
>>682346515
kagami claimed
>tie or no tie??
>Shizuru
>>682345431
If you like those you could introduce me to the genres... I don't really know much, give me a random psych rock song that you like.
Every single time I see that .png I get mixed emotions... I get sad because its not my favourite .gif on whole thread and I also feel happy because I might be close to see it.
>>682345635
If anything those who like it are the edgelords. I don't enjoy alcohol either but I smoke weed daily for enjoyment and because I know its not really that bad for you, as long as you are responsible and know when not to smoke.
Claiming before leaving niggas!
Big love to Poi,Nep and Noire
> Love ya
>>682346597
You deserve to be.
Hello, Queen.
I'll try my best to please you.
>>682346515
>avoid bans
but what if i was never banned
>sachi claim
Captcha almost claimed me there.
Claiming best girlie!
How is everyone?
are they still pruning our threads?
>>682346597
Don't listen to them qt
The Moogster > All y'all niggas.
>Kms
>>682346698
I will fight you with my chibis.
>>682346627
the orange light that follows
will soon proclaim itself a god
>>682346712
you glorious bastard you
>>682346741
happy to not be banned
>>682346698
I love that picture
>>682346741
great! my flu symptoms have subsided and i'm almost done with finals!
Akiko not here?
>>682346741
Hey best scientist~ Doing pretty meh, what about you?
>>682346515
Mafuya claimed here
>>682346688
Holy fucking shit
>>682346645
I guess, anyway, not something I'll ever be into.
Meme
New meme 2016
QOTT: given the chance to live in an apartment room full of roaches for $75 million for a full 24, would you do it?
Fuck yeah I would. I'd get to know all of the roach like "dude, careful with Benjamin ok joey? He got asthma bruh"
>>682346821
>Kms
That's a nice unit you have there
>The ERP queen has arrived.
Let's see your lewdest hugs!
>>682346509
Is otay, Ill be here as long as Im not banned!
>>682346519
Uh, I love your taste!
QOTT
What do you listen to for a guilty pleasure?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgcYGgtf8M
>>682346645
awww....im sorry!!! here!!
mmm here's a really famous psychedelic rock song....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LFNUr3vw
>>682347184
I love you.
>>682346789
<3
>>682346688
;-;
>>682347152
Sure, aslong as I have a flamethrower with me.
>>682347152
75 million dollars for a 24 hour long roach killing spree?
I don't see why anyone would say no.
>>682346597
What happened?
>>682347214
>Cries more
>Misses my kneesocks
>>682347184
>*hugs*
Hello, Stocks!
>>682347214
I don't feel guilt over what I enjoy.
>>682346950
if you point your questions
the fog will surely chew you up
>>682346950
I missed it last night. What the fuck happened?
>>682346953
Fuckin' glorious holmes!
>>682346995
Can't complain.
>>682347011
Never say never! But I won't be your bad influence.
>>682347152
Sounds way too easy, I will just take a flamethrower with me.
>>682347214
I guess this works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ATFedwjnk
>>682347152
Monster Kill by me, yup, definetly doing that!
>>682347415
Bullying...
>>682347415
We gave her a lesson about what happens when you're a disgusting whore.
>>682347184
Fuck it nothing else to do
>>682346953
Next week, and finals are over for me!
>>682347184
As the queen, I trust that you understand that it cannot get any lewder than Hand-holding.
Akiko claim
Shit I was out for a sec
Thanks to everyone *cough*chara*cough* for your contributions to my pun reservoir
>>682347575
Hope you get better!
Woah, hey guise
>>682347674
Yo that's way too lewd
>>682347666
BEGONE SATAN
>>682347184
>lewd hugs
>>682347152
definitely
>>682346950
indeed
>>682347602
i think that's slightly too harsh i'd say thats what happens when your a disgusting failed cowtits
>>682347767
welcome to EB games
>>682347250
I love you too Galko<3
I hope you're doing okay.
>>682347445
>Hugs back.
Good to see you Ruri!
>>682347602
I'm gonna need one too!
>>682347663
Hi hi!
Your lewds are highly appreciated.
>>682347674
Vigil! So so lewd..
There's a reason I appointed you as first in command!
>>682347152
Fuck yeah I would, just thinking about the reward would be enough to go through hell~
>>682347518
Do complaint if you want do~
>>682347184
never!!!! my hugs aren't for you lewd queen!!!
>>682347184
contextually lewd
>>682347575
Was it the flatties again?
>>682347602
>>682347849
>these niggers
>>682347908
EQUIISSSPROOOZIIIOONNN
>>682347184
Maybe just this once.
>>682347733
I hope you also got the last ones
I saved them anyway
>So you got hooked on the game at long last
>Well, as long as you buy it we couldn't care less, no grapping your money back now
>I'm sure I wasn't the only one who liked the tendrils the most... hehehe
>You liked the Grappling Hook more? How boring. Who wouldn't want some nice long things looping around their body, moving with you... Tendrils are just better.
>Let's just hope no one is going to enforce Rule 34 on us... Even tough the Tenrils would work pretty well with that. Hehehe
>Just because it loops around something doesn't mean you should let go of it immediately.
>Just swing or hang around a bit
Tutorial guy or sign hangning from the ceiling
>Don't mind me, just... hanging around a bit...
>These tendrils are all over my body <3
>Might helping me get them off me? ... Not now tough, I'm enjoying this way too much
>I'm sure the Producer would like that too
>He should've removed the thorns tough
>It's really hurting me now
>Also tell that Pun guy she should stop, nobody likes those grappy puns
>She did it again
>Just... help me [Pllayer]
>>682347767
Welcome to EB Games
>>682347009
take this pic as a present
>>682347214
I love yours as well!
it's so refreshing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AbeALNVkk
>>682347986
Way to lewd!
>>682347184
>>682347889
>
>>682347518
hand-bro, mayu and a few others got banned I think
Threads were getting pruned. I think a total of five threads were pruned in a row. After the prunings stopped there were like 3-4 thread spammers just shitting up the thread for a while.
>>682347464
But if you want the answers...
YOU BETTER GIVE A PIECE OF ASS
>>682347849
your bravery is something to be noted though. making the thread and ready to do it again after all those bans lol
top saachi
>>682347518
thanks i'm really fucking happy about it
>>682347666
>666
looks like satan supports your desire to pass
>>682347889
<3?
>>682347663
I don't like seeing you like this...
>>682347734
Thank you.
>>682347889
I'm just okay, I guess.
>>682347969
Yes...
>;-;
>>682347908
I haven't a thing to complain about though. I'm keeping busy with editing my bud's vidya. Listening to the RWBY OST. It's a good day holmes. You got any complaints to lay on me?
>>682347674
>
Where's your shame?
>>682347908
>qt detected
Ey Megumin lemme know when you wanna play some more Depth or whatever, I'm almost always available
Mirai lunch claim.
High protein diet confirmed.
This thread is sanic fast...
>>682347227
I slightly recognize that, and like it!
You can post more... pretty much all I know is Pink Floyd and Tame Impala.
>>682348153
forgot the image like an idiot >.<
>>682347849
>too harsh
No such thing.
>>682347889
I mean, if you're into that...
>>682346820
this is true
>Karen
>>682348117
I blame Stocking.
>>682348173
G-Galko.. I'm sorry beautiful.
I love you..!
>>682348173
>Yes
k...
>>682347969
>>682348173
Actually I believe in JTTF but Galko is fucking garbage
>>682347889
Speaking of that, how goes the testing? We're getting recruits at a surprising rate.
>>682347986
>just this once
>>682348119
Oh shit no... not hand-kun. Did Koko get banned too?
What is the late-night mod's problem with these threads? I mean, we're all just having fun. Getting along pretty well I like to think.
>>682348236
i love pink floyd, im listening to them right now lol, this song is a little long though...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiaF4kuxJco
>>682347214
forgot to post guilty pleasure
can't remember any noteworthy
-Ibuki
>>682348292
Well Stocking is from a way more Ecchi than you are Tatsumaki.
>>682348173
You should know by now their spiteful opinion doesn't matter, they're just jealous about their own inferiority.
>>682348401
there was another reason but it's stopped now so we should be ok.
>Karen
>>682348004
I actually did save them but now I only need one screenshot instead of 2
Just my luck
>>682348403
>second best tsun
>>682348403
>Pubes
ew no
>>682347428
>hugs lightly, pats head softly
>>682347461
Hmm, fair.
Im more embarrased than guilty with Billy.
Ill never be caught listening to him in public, even if hes my number three all time favorite
>>682347537
Taking it literally huh. I can dig it!
>>682348078
Damn straight!
T ₩isted Sister is fuckin great!
>>682348153
Got medical field goals
>>682348218
Get dem gainz!
>>682348401
Hey kurisu and I'm not sure about koko. Maybe dude is studying does finals,
>>682348505
>they're just jealous about their own inferiority.
Fucking weeeewwwwww
>>682348359
Says you.
you are all going too fast for me, it might be time for me to stop posting
>>682348565
I hate to pry, but what was said reason?
>>682348311
It's okay...
<3
>>682348315
You aren't like the others...
>>682348359
;-;
>>682348505
I know...
It's just been a little much...
>>682348378
>>682348403
>>682348446
Oh boy. People are getting up my ass again.
I'll stop.
>>682348673
Says the great Dio anon.
>>682347984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGeUBC7hCDE
>>682348186
Noice. Yeah I do, Can't train today because of bad weather outside and my local gym is closed. That's pretty much it lol
>>682348191
Let's do it qt!
>>682348427
Nice taste~ My favourite from this album is this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOqblSqx_VI
>>682348378
Hey, Mikan!
What do I do? I've already hugged my partner about four or five times...
I'm probably bad at this.
>>682348588
and then you also get dubs~
Great!
What are you gonna call your game by the way?
>>682348657
oh wow thats awesome! my fiance wants to be a child psychiatrist. what field do you want to go into?
>>682348700
Will you be back next thread?
>shinoa bro
>>682348427
Haha when you said long I expected it to be like 10 mins... thats even longer than I thought!
But I like songs like these, its like a long epic journey. Listening and loving so far.
>>682348700
try to post more text only replies
try to reply to multiple people in one post, helps a lot to slow the threads down.
>>682348739
I'm sorry I can't say without hurting people's feelings. point being is that we stopped doing it so there shouldn't be any more than the regular prunings
>>682348119
Mako got banned as well
That's the things we endure for /waifu/
I wasn't there in time for the pruning of the phoenix but I did witness some pretty bad shitposting
You think maybe there's just one specific mod that fucking hates our guts? Could explain the timeframe of extreme pruning
>>682348657
Helloo~
Here's hoping. I have him added on steam, when he gets on I'll ask. How're you holding up?
>>682347889
>not even noticed by ERP queen
>>682348119
i did it for /waifu/
>>682348505
DFC just speaks the truth
>>682348974
And he does it for free.
>>682348751
>you wish
>>682348974
Well that would make sense, sense so many anons who come here now hate us weebs.
sooo... i dont understand the whole waifu thing.
>>682348748
You know I love you ya big beauty <3
>>682348751
I only posted a picture of your waifu cause I thought you would like it...
I failed....
>>682348191
>shame
There's none to find. Not when it comes to that.
>>682348505
>they're just jealous about their own inferiority.
Don't even start with that nonsense.
>>682348751
I don't mind it, Tats.
In fact, I kinda' wish that Sanya and Miho were in the same thread for a decent amount of time. We could all make the place melt together~
>>682348852
I'm sorry? Please elaborate. What is wrong?
>>682348938
>Karen
>>682348974
no there was something going on but we stopped so it should be all gucci now
I'm glad you joined in during the shitposting time though cause a lot of people were leaving so it would be hard to keep threads alive alone
>>682349057
bravesoul.jpg
>>682349159
pick an avatar and post
>Karen
>>682348905
Surgical technician. If I dont make that, I'm going into the navy for corpsman. After I come back as a civilian, I'll go back to school for a higher position in the medical field and get a masters there
>>682348786
What game?
>>682348899
>dub dubs
Look who's talking?
Well develpoment started this morning so I don't have a name yet. Not for the character or the game. All doors are still open
QOTT: What is a good name for a puzzle platformer where you use tendrils to solve puzzles and get around?
>>682348748
Just ignore their shit talking and focus on the people you care about, I'm not gonna be here for much longer since I need to go workout but if there's anything you want to talk about I'm here.
Booby brother's for life.
>>682348923
dunno, I blink and 10-15 posts appear, I'm not used to this
>>682348938
thanks, I'll do that
is it always this fast?
-Ibuki
>>682349159
Hello and welcome~
What do you not understand?
>>682348657
>gettin' swole
Trying to bulk up so I can start working out. Tired of feeling terrible (AND drinking). I'd like to feel good AND drink.
Shinoa, I saw another thread by you. But it died. What happened?
>>682349103
Jesus what a cuck
>inb4 banned.
>>682347915
Come on! Just one!
>>682347935
Cute~
>>682347986
You say just once, but you know you'll come back!
>>682348119
Hi Karen!
I missed you!
>>682348160
Oh my.. So lewd~
I like it<3
We could use with a recruit like you..
>>682348173
>tight hugs
I love You Galko!<3
>>682348258
If Galko gets bullied then so do I!
>>682347849
>Lewd hugs
You need to be tested yet!
>>682348292
Here to save you from your innocence.
>>682348378
The testing is going very well.
We need more recruits though, most are very willing.
I still need to contact you though.
>>682349057
You're always noticed, you need to be tested though!
>>682348786
Then it be a good day to stay inside and be lazy. Eh?
>>682348930
i feel the same....kinda difficult if you just want something quick though lol, which song do you like from pink floyd???
>>682349303
I can go lewder but I don't wanna do it her just yet.
>I know where to find you
>I'm gonna lewd you
>>682349251
oh thats cool! my mo used to run a surg tech program at a college. how far along are you in the program?
>>682349231
Ehh, I just kind of got stuck after hugging Stocks a bunch of times, I'm not sure what to do next.
Got any advice?
>>682349280
i guess everything about the whole waifu term in general. i have a friend whose waifu is peach.
>>682349272
no just at nighttime. lots of people posting 1 image-1 reply so thread shits up fast. day threads are slow and comfy though
>>682349303
ohayo erp shitter
at least you dont spam replies though, I appreciate that.
>>682349303
<3<3<3
>>682349264
Breast friend.
>Thank you
>>682349211
I know...
>>682349303
is this lewd enough???
>>682349552
>Karen
>>682349380
I need to do something otherwise I'll feel like poop. It's a curse, really lol
>>682349253
It's been a while since I last played TF2, wanna play that?
>>682349573
What can I do to gain your affections?
>>682348748
Don't worry, no need to fix it now, I'll see my way out... I'll go with the other flat chested bad waifus...
>>682349303
i-its not like i wanted you to notice me or anything!
>>682349594
This is LEWD!
>>682349539
I don't know how others do it, but we just pick someone we like or identify with from the other gender.
In my case Chara cuz they look nice.
And then we just keep on avatarfagging. It's nice to get to know new people even when it's just online
>After all, you never leave 4chan
Might as well make it a nice time
>>682349231
Oh, why thank you. I do wish that Miho and Sanya's visits coincided too.
Maybe I'd actually try to get it if that ever happens
>>682349159
This helps.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ
>>682349594
How dare you post that shit here?
>>682348991
Hopefully good cause all this studying for finals has my brain a bit fried
>>682349272
Wait for the last night threads if you're in the US
>>682349291
Oh that? This was the first thread that came up and I forgot to delte the other one lol. Happened before to all of us
>>682349233
>checked
My pleasure but with all that shitposting the thread was kept nice and bumped
I personally didn't mind. I find great satisfaction in seeing them get tired and give up
>>682349690
Sure I'm down. Anyone else joining us?
>>682349573
I'm always here for you man, I've got something in the works that I think you'll like.
>>682349715
You know you're one of the bros and one of the best posters in these threads so get back in here and don't put yourself down like that bestbro.
>>682349552
I'll post earlier then, thanks Karen
-Ibuki
>>682349878
sorry, not me
AND HOW DO YOU WANNA CALL YOUR GAME?!
>>682349707
You already have them <3
>just not in a great mood, I'm sorry
>>682349715
But I love you...
