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Send this to your girlfriend, post results.

Don't tell her it's for 4chan.

And if you don't have a girlfriend, sister or mother, do it faget.
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>>682341645
best
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>>682341645
fucking kek
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>>682342285
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>>682342608
Actually, rather than post this one after another, I'm putting the series all together.
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>>682343375
pls do
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>>682340738
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016>
>>682329304
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Why you insist in creating more cucks
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>>682341263
She's cheating on you homie.
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>>682340738
what's the point behind sending these ? i'm fine with interracial but why do you have to promote it so much ?
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>>682342608
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This thread is diabolical.

At least if these bitches cuck you they wont be putting up with this sort of faggotry.
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>>682344366
It's a combination of doing it for the lols, being hot, and others misfortune.

I wouldn't fucking do it, but I'll fap to others ruining their lives for the hell of it.
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>>682344393
ow, hopefully anon was being serious and wasn't lying to find out the truth
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>>682344393
daaamn. mind sharing some pics of your gf? sounds hot as hell
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>>682344393
fake and gay
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>>682344393
Omfg
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>>682344393
Hot
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>>682344393
Wish it was my gf!!
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>>682344900
Ask what she thinks
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>>682344681
you like the fact that some girls buy into this ? this can really fuck with relationships
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>>682344393
faker than me mums tits
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>>682344886
I like to hold judgement before I say that but it seems pretty obvious.
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>>682344954
>>682344867
>>682344393

Haha I know that girl
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>>682345071
If this fucks with the relationship, then it was doomed to fail from the beginning
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>>682344393
Off yourself
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>>682345071
People doing this already fucked up, their relationships cant be much better.
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>>682345145

Me too. She goes to my school.
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>>682344900
>>682345034
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>>682344393
>>682345145
>>682345386

Samefag
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>>682345224
not these specifically but you see this kinda stuff promoting girls to fuck black guys all the time. over time that can do damage. it's more dangerous than you think
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>>682344393
lol gotta be fake
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>>682345386
She doesn't go to school mate she works
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>>682345451
Fagot

And ask how big, and if she'd like to be in that position.
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>>682345463
Nope
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>>682340738
"I know! I know! Lemme guess...
radiator hoses?"
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>>682344393
your gf is fking hot
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>>682344393
>fake and gay
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>>682345773
Ask how big she thinks they are, and if she'd want to worship them.
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I remember when everyone got baited hard by the last thread. Ultimate cuckdom
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>>682345507
It is. Thats like a week old
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>>682344393

This is her, she's a friend I've fucked before
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>>682341263
yeah, right. she saw that and needed to go get dicked for real.
gg shithead
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>>682340738
its obviously false but funny how people put so much effort in it
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>>682341645
kekekekekekekek
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Lmao what a bunch of fucking losers holy shit. So glad my girlfriend thinks niggers are pig disgusting
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this
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I posted this in an older thread like this.
She's not my gf but we are fucking.
Red is her
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jokes
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>>682346351
2/2
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>>682346279
>the fuck is this fucked up malarkey the shit where the hell did this come from this is just what the hell ewgfhrjkrioj5uyg

>kek
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>>682346384
Ask how it was.
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>>682344014
dem guy best meme 2016
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>>682344393
would kick out/10
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>>682344014
DEM GUY BEST MEME
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>>682344014
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
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>>682344014
Dem guy best meme
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>>682344393
Kik is rebeccafromdahood if anyone is interested
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>>682345485
so triggered. and it's not "dangerous" it just opens their eyes to what they're missing out on. if this ends up making someone leave it's the dudes faults
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>>682346647
Say that she'd love getting slowly stretched out, and send this.
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>>682346912
She isn't into black cock really. Give me a big white cock, and she will bite.
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>>682346722

I hope to god your beard length isn't on purpose. Grow it out or shave it off man
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>>682347133

Does she hate you or something? Wow
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>>682347126
Wanted it to look nice, it's normally pretty long but she had prom so i shaved
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>>682347133
You gotta reciprocate oral faggot
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>>682347133
God damn she's perfect.

Ask if she'd like to relive it.
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>>682347133
Jesus Christ, savage.
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>>682346906
that's BS, i'm in a situation where i might lose my gf to a black dude and i partly blame stupid propaganda posts like this.
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>>682347395
>>682347369
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>>682347310
Pretty sure she's joking... hopefully
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>>682347489
Situation where your girl is leaving you for another guy, blame it on race and propaganda. Kinda see why the relationship is failing?
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>>682341263
>"get some extra credit"
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>>682340738
you faggots fell for this again, lol. You all make op's job easier for him, delivering interracial pics right to the women you know. He probably makes extra money from his organization when he shows these screen shot of how he trick all you good goys into sending nigger dicks to white women
fucking retarded faggots
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Anyone got sauce on this pic we're sending? If I get sauce I'll do my entire contact list, including family, work, and a couple of teachers I had
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>>682347682
>>682347369
Ask

>>682347576
Say yes and ask what she thinks
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>>682347133
>okay.bmp
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>>682346912
The guy in this photo looks like a black guy who swam next to Deepwater Horizon
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>>682347369
>perfect
>fucks niggers
Mmmmm nah
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>>682347247
I wondered why there's no synthol left in the whole west coast
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>>682347923
the fuck are you going on about
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>>682347133
>deepthroating two dicks at once
seems legit
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>>682347787
relationship has always been good, it only started a few weeks after i showed her 4chan and she saw stupid shit like this
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>>682347576
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>>682348241
pls tell me this is fake

oh boy would I fucking stab my girlfriend her heart out of this were mine
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>>682348335
get rekt
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>>682344393
If this was real, then that last part sounded like she made all that up just to make him happy since she kinda figured at that pint it was his fetish so she might as well make up some shit
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>>>/reddit/
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>>682348109
don't act like you don't know, fucking jew faced cunt. Not everyone around here is as dumb as you look, fucking kike
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>>682348241

Oh fuck, here we go again
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>>682348241
Tell her you are into that, and send her this
>>682346912
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>>682348335
Ask, what about this then?
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>>682348596
Alright, Mr. Troll. Make sure not to cut yourself on that edge, by the way.
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nice balls chimpo
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>gf
>cuck shit
double cancer
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HHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CUCKS? DO NONE OF YOU ACTUALLY CARE??
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>>682348208
don't come crying to us just because your gf discovered the wonders of BBC
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>>682348944
>Mr. Troll.
>cut yourself on that edge
hello mr. reddit
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>>682340738
>>682340738
ā–²
ā–²ā–²
faggot
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>>682349083
Caring is for beta fags.
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>>682348335
Say you love her dude
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Bunch of losers. Holy shit. This is prime cringe thread shit right here. You can't justify to me in ANY WAY how this fetish is normal
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>>682344014
dem guy best meme 2016
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>>682346384
staged and not funny
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>>682349431
So something like this?
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All the girls in these conversations are massive whores. If you're gf is OK with this shit and down to fuck niggers that casually, then she's a massive whore
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>>682344014
DEM GUY BEST MEME
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>>682349180
discovered ? being lead to more like. why do you want this to happen to people ?

>>682349431
in the chance that this isn't fake, please do'nt do it dude, you'll regret it so much
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>>682349772
>>682349625
I think I'm gonna stop now before I here more disgusting shit
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>>682344014
dem guy best meme 2016
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>>682349431
This girl is a sickening whore. You'd be smart to break it off with her and let her go her own way. she already sounds like she thinks you are holding her back from being the full blown gutter whore she was born to be. just let her strap a mattress to her back and let go. If this is real, she is truly a disgusting person
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>>682349376
And being a cuck fag is alpha? kek
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>>682349893
ha your girlfriend fucks niggers
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>>682349772
Why? Did you do this to a girl? What happened?
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>>682349893
Do it. You know you want to.
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I need to bleach my fucking brain after realizing how many cucks this board has
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I actually can't fathom how you wouldn't consider dumping your girlfriend after this shit.
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>>682340738
>pasta is stale faggot
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>>682350159
>this
Your gf is gross. I wouldn't even be friends with her let alone date the dirty cunt
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If your girl is about to cuck you, you've got two choices. Choose not to be a cuck and dump her. Or actually dump in front of a train
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>>682349431
go deeper, you have to see how big of a slut she is, then dump her and get checked nigga
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Send her a pic of my real 8.5" cock
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>>682349625
sauce plz god. For some reason i want to kiss this girl's feet now :o
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>>682349893
JUST do it.
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>>682349893
Please fucking dump her right now and show screens. Please. For the love of fucking god do it right now. She doesn't respect you. Do it or you'll be a cuck for the rest of your life.
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>>682350673
kill yourself, seriously
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>>682344393
Bullshit, stop texting your self you beta perma virgin,
Not even bait
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>>682349893
Dump her and call her a whore. Its the only way you can regain your honor.
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>>682350673
>:o
>cuck
>plz
fuck off newfaggot
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>>682349893
ur girl is nasty fam, cuck her in return and say you've cheated on her. Post results
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>>682350187
not this exactly, a few weeks after i showed her 4chan.she suggested maybe we tried an open relationship thing kinda she knew there was one of their friends i thought was hot so she said i could fuck her if she could could pick someone aswell. she only wanted to try a black guy.

the evening we each left to have our fun my girl backed out, i couldn't reach her and she went thought with it. i even only had 1 rule "no anal" and she ended up breaking it. now i'm looking fora a girl to fuck and every time he fucks her she's too sore or whatever for me to to fuck her so i'm left with nothing
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>>682350880
>thinking that cuck faggot ever had any honor
top kek
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>>682351173
He can at the very fucking least turn it around and redeem whatever shred of dignity he has. Knowing people actually go through with that and sit there like a cuck bothers me
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>>682342285
You're gonna get cucked now
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My gf is sleeping next to me wat do?
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This thread made me sick to my stomach
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>>682351004
I literally made a cringe face reading this. congratulations, it's the first time I noticed the distortion in my face from the strength of the cringe. you are a faggot
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>>682351319
It bothers me too but I think that gets queers like him even harder over the situation
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>>682351846
Right??? How could this faggot even agree to that sort of shit? How the fuck has he not dumped her yet? What the fuck is wrong with him??
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>>682351836
me too, especially this guy>>682349431
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>>682351956
Like I'm actually sick to my stomach, and that faggot is getting hard over it. Needs to be sterilized
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>>682350994
This.
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>>682351956
>>682351983
i agreed because we'd both fuck someone else. i haven't dumped her yet because she asked me o just look for a girl i'd like to fuck for a few more days longer and she'll stop if i don't find one. i'm here to try and warn others to not be an idiot like me
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>>682344014
dem guy best meme 2016
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>>682351834
Post pics of her ass and feet
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>>682351834
Push finger in her ass dry
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>>682351834
spread her butthole and post pics
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>>682352213
just end your relationship. It's already over.
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>>682341263
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>>682348335
Who is this Kirsten chick?
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>>682352448
it's not looking good but it's not over yet. and she did promise to stop if i didn't find anyone. was still stupid
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>>682348241
Why the fuck is everyone here a cuck?
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>>682352679
Cause they're all fucking losers. And that's a main characteristic in cucks
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>>682352213
Look I'm sorry but its over. I'ts gonna be hard but just fucking dump her right now and explicitly state that you've cheated on her before. Shes a whore man. If she stops shes going to crave it, and she'll never be satisfied by you. She'll end up doing it behind your back. Your relationships over. End it right now. I'm sorry /b/rother, but you cucked yourself. It's not too late to turn back
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>>682352747
Makes me not want to be on 4chan anymore. Makes me wounder how many cucks are sharing thoughts and words around this place
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>>682352634
She won't stop. She'll do it behind your back, it's obvious. She broke her promise not to do anal, and she did. What makes you think shell keep the promise to not fuck other people? Do I even need to be explaining it to you for fuck sake
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>>682352857
this.

>>682352213
she won't stop you can't fill her up anymore, probably wouldn't touch the walls of either her holes anymore.
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>>682353019
>/b/ is 4chan
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>>682353220
she said it wasn't on purpose, it just kinda happened. and it's still worth a shot i'll jsut have to keep an eye on her for a few weeks after she stops to make sure.
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>>682353496
HHAHAHA IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE, IT JUST KIND OF HAPPENED? HAHAHAH I felt bad for you at first, because it seems like you were desperate and made a huge life mistake. Now I know you're a fucking idiot and deserve whatever's coming to you
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>>682353694
This
>It just sort of happened
Is the fucking biggest pile of bullshit a woman can utter as an excuse. As soon as one says this gtfo, the bitch is a hoe and the relationship is kill.
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People actually go through the trouble making up all these fake conersations? Fucking sad.
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>>682353694
>>682353934
don't have to be an asshole about it. i know there's a chance it might not work but i'm willing to give it some time
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>>682353934
I'm out of this fucking thread. Guy made a huge life mistake, ended up a cuck, and he won't even dump her and move on with the shred of dignity he would have had left. I actually feel nauseous
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>people replying to roleplaying cucks
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Itt: SJW attempt to derail the confidence of /b/weeaboos
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Why does this make me hard
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>>682354060
well they are lonely and crave attention and the hopes people will reply to them
most of the people here are like that now
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>>682354266
Because you're gay
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>>682354182

Rape the nigger.
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>>682349625
>DANG
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>>682349209
ĀĀ Ā ā–²
ā–² ā–²

lel
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>>682354874
Uh, that says "bang", dude...
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Keep posting cucks
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>>682355054
Fun's over I guess....
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pls keep posting, this shit is the best
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>>682355542
it is not.don't let people make this mistake , they'll regret it.
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>>682347310
Hahaaaa! Good one
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Bump. Seriously at least this isn't the same shit we see everyday...only just once a wee
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>>682344014
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
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>>682349180

looks like that chick has gills or something in the thumbnail. Or like a predator mouth.
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>>682346279
>malarkey

Your gf is a bro
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>>682344014
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
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>>682356067
except it is
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>>682352531
My gf?
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>>682356545
does she come from new jersey ?
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>>682356545
Yea kik me norseman90 I'll explain
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>>682356601
No
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>>682344393
Fucking cuck
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>>682348241
Boyfriend of the year.
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>>682356827
>>>/tumblr/
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>>682355766

I can see both sides of it.

On one hand, it's hot to see your girl from the outside, getting fucked by someone who does it better than you.

On the other, you're getting 100% of her usual female bullshit but you're getting a fraction of her pussy. You're sharing it with guys who fuck her and go.

Add to that, women are generally wired to "trade up" if the opportunity arises, so you can bet she'll leave you for Chad Thundercock and Tyrone Giganigga. Why would she keep you around if you're that outclassed by other men on her menu of options?

I wish I could just turn off my sex drive and subsume it into intellect and strength and shit, like a monk or something.
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>>682348596
They are a bunch of losers cukcs, Dont expect any kind of intelligence from them
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>>682345987
Say hi to Becca for me.
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>>682350673
>Being this sad
please just end yourself
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>>682344014
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
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>>682344393
Holy fuck you are the luckiest man on earth! Do you have any more pics of your girl?
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>>682356944
i never get to fuck her anymore. i can't actually be mad at her she's gotten home pretty bruised up before. so it would hurt for her to fuck again;. i'm just relieved right now she's uses a condom every time
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>>682345987
That looks very much like a trap
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as a black dude

u white dudes can be weird fucks.
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>>682357641
AY YO HOL UP
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>>682340738
you save a lot of dick pics dont you...
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>>682356944
>Chad Thundercock and Tyrone Giganigga
top kek
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>>682357641
Not all of us, even the thought of my girl kissing another man fills me with rage. Our society is fucking doomed
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>>682344014
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
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>>682344014
dem guy best meme 2016
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>>682350886

>Canada
>President
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Should be worried that she's hardly even phased.
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>>682356944

>Chad Thundercock and Tyrone Giganigga

8/10 still feel baited
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>>682344014
>DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
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>>682358052
u should be worried about that battery level.

im physically irritated by that level
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>>682358026
Do Americans think that Australia has a poor Army?
Australia wouldn't last against a Russian, Chinese or American invasion, but the last place you want to fight is in Australia.

Special forces units from around the world go there to train in the conditions their regular military trains at frequently.
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>>682358052
Ask what about blowjobs?
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>>682344393
Beta faggot lets girl fuck other dudes without his say so.
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>>682358598
Here ya go
>>682358297
See that charging symbol ;)
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Sleep tight, dicker>>682344014
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
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>>682340738
i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>682359190
shes covering her true feelings as not to scare you bro
sorry, but she a ho like the rest
>bigger the better
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my gf is a party pooper
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>>682344014
Dem guy best meme 2016
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>>682359190
Ask if she'd at least kiss all over them.
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>>682360061
see
>>682360002
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>>682341645
ask if her mom likes it
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>>682360202
bro that WAS her mom!
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>>682360061
Ask what about this? >>682347247
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>>682360061
>>682359190
hard to tell because you never know with women, but if they're sincere, you found good girls anons, keep 'em.
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>>682360061
Good taste.
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>>682360061

>I don't like black guys
>my gf is a party pooper

No, your gf is doing the right thing. Marry her, you stupid fuck.
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>>682344393
>>682344393
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>>682360061

>plus mushroom dick
kekĀ“d
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>>682360061
Girl knows her dicks
"mushroom" shape proven to be the most satisfying of cocks
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>>682360526
>marry her because of her taste in men and unwillingness to admit she lieks giant cock
Good one you fucking sperg.
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I called someone a cuck on CSGO and they instantly started talking about 4chan.

Why is cuck a huge thing now on here? I love being a bull tho


This shits gold too.
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>>682360944
>lieks
my guy please don't
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>>682360061
Your girl friend is a fucking angel. Marry her you fucking cuck
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>>682344014
Dem guy best meme
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>>682360944
>marry a girl because she likes niggers.
The REAL cringe here
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ITT white boyz hoping their small pricks are enough for their girlz
stop being such insecure pussies jesus
its not a good look
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>>682361596
Spell correctly. Faggot fucker
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I wish my girl was half as interesting as anyone else's on here. She's the least sexual person. Her only response, "Looks like snakes."
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>>682361728
Learn to punctuate properly, faggot-ass bitch.
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