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>>682322597
File name, I kek'd
>>682323430
jazz hands!
>>682324283
Should've worn a hard hat.
What's a rekt thread with out Le Bagman? I'm sirprised I've never seen Le Bagman in any rekt thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXcGzSlghZg
>>682324496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXcGzSlghZg
>>682323298
That filename kek
ZGEG
>>682324701
damn i bet he got laid
>>682324701
fuckin niggers
>>682324390
I love watching RPG's because the rockets always look se nervous
>>682325529
if only it was actually an RPG
>>682325436
mate im all for kicking a nigger but that was a class 1 cheeky arse move and dont kick someone who is down.
>>682325872
rekt
>>682323553
jesus christ...
>>682324420
Do hard hats actually prevent any traumatic damage even but a,little but?
>>682324701
nigger level 9000
>>682322597
i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682324092
story?
>>682322597
anyone got the video of the riot horses charging, with the guy at the front twirling his baton in the air
>>682322597
I may have lost face but I haven't lost heart
>>682322597
That pic in the corner always makes me think that this is a gameplay gif from GTA
>>682325973
Story?.
>>682324701
is he hitting females? what a pig
>>682323553
Haven't laughed that much in a long time.
Thanks anon
>>682326521
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
>>682324701
>knock out his friend and his bitch just for good measure
Where are the ching chong webms? They always find a way to kill a child in it
>>682324701
what is this gta 6?
>>682323553
Actually kill yourself
>>682325659
niggers. again.
>>682325659
>let his guard down around niggers, hands in pocket even
and what did he fucking expect?
>>682325872
>white people cant fight worth shit
>>682325986
>arse
what is this?
>>682327138
Cause we didn't grow up in violent environments.
>>682322597
Did he dieded?
>>682323298
ahhh I would love to murder her.
>>682323553
You ever wanna just kill someone to death?
>>682326760
edgy newfag detected. go lose virginity and stop trying so hard phantom phaggot
>>682327396
Then you are just food waiting to be unwrapped.
>>682327411
Well it looks like bits of his head face flew off and he doesn't seem to be in an area with a hospital. So I'd say yes he died.
>>682327082
I love how they just never give a shit
>>682325659
Niggers are mistake
I m so happy thay in my country every nigger (not plack person that work and live normal) is bullied
>>682323893
Ah he's fine. I came to see dead people.
Allah my teez
>>682327766
I always wondered why they didnt have more people over to the obviously dangerous side.
>>682327215
AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
FUCKING KEK
>>682327766
ohhhh hellll noo.OMG
>>682322597
Explanation? Was he shot in the face? Or was it a rocket blast from the wall blowing the skin off his face?
>>682327766
Source?
>>682326366
He walked in and shot him. End of story.
>>682327916
Remember faggots, when a fire starts like that dont pull out the hose itll only spread.
>>682323298
>>682324908
>>682327481
Did you know that dogs can actually swim? So they probably swam to shore.
>>682327766
they had it coming. didn't put much thought into that did they. They're probably all drunk
>>682324358
Riding on the Brokeback trail.
>>682323298
I remember when this got uploaded on liveleak.
She was identified, but I don't remember if the consequences were the same back then
>>682328159
bro those are puppies.
>>682323213
Nice nuggets!
>>682323553
>has kid
>can't read manual
>decides to toss his shit
>>682327916
She almost walked away unharmed, but quick thinking saved his day and the insurance money.
What do you mean it really was an accident? Nobody is that stupid!
>>682326508
underated
>>682328030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uBFwqI4TlM
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/09/world/asia/russia-zorb-death/
>>682325154
Which plane crash is this?
>>682328297
She was on a farm in the middle of czech republic or croatia. The animals would have starved to death, so this was a more humane way of ending it. Nothing happened to her because that's how you handle things in the boonies.>>682328405
>>682328159
Yeah. 4 week old puppies. They swim about as far as a brick.
>>682324832
That's what you get for riding a scooter, faggot.
>>682326521
You too?
>>682323553
Niggers.webm
>>682325529
>>682325529
>I love watching RPG's because the rockets always look se nervous
You mean ATGM right?
>>682326672
Looks like he's smiling
>>682323553
I bet it wouldn't shut up. Just finished crying throughout the night and no hugging, talking, soothing, or pacifiers would shut it up.... Completely justified last resort. I would want to kill it too.
>>682323231
thanks anon, always wanted to know what balls look like
>>682328916
dont care what theyre called. But i have been brought up with them being called rocket propelled grenades
>>682326586
IIRC that is a palestinian attacking israeli soldiers
>>682328892
dem skills
>>682324536
black on black crime
>>682324536
love watching monkeys fight
>>682328548
Afghanistan - US Military craft with improperly secured cargo.
>>682326586
Muslim terrorist in Israel was about to stub Jewish people in the street (happened like 40-50 times as a part of a terror wave during the last few months - a lot of people got injured and like a dozen jewish killed but in most of the cases only the terrorist died)
he got stopped by the police but tried to do his best before he die
>>682323213
imagine getting your foot in there
>>682326181
No, Jesus was already a baby. He's grown up now.
>>682323553
She is just trying to abort it late term
>>682325154
>>682328548
>>682329562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lksDISvCmNI
>>682329733
man in the pink shirt is a new fag, confirmed.
>>682325872
when you go down brick lane
>>682329860
source?
>>682323553
i am sure this niglet is going to grow up into a valuable member of society
>>682324701
You can almost hear the hamplanet saying "don't hit me I'm a woman"
PUSSY PASS STATUS : DENIED
>>682329733
I cant stop fucking laughing
>>682328159
All but one were saved by people down stream
>>682326070
story?
>>682329818
thank you, for the clarity of the video.
>>682328576
the more humane way would have been breaking their necks and she is obviously enjoying it.
>>682328548
747 in Afghanistan transporting MRAP'S. Restraints failed and shifted center of gravity causing the aircraft to stall and crash.
>>682326777
Fucking Greek bastards.
>>682330167
story
>>682324005
Beat that dead nigger
>>682330014
it's that stadium fire in england i think, just google stadium fire
>>682329441
looks like that guy that was fighting a bunch of women in a restaurant. he is back to kick some ass at any cost
>>682326956
Probably voted for Bernie.
>>682330377
The fuck, how was this allowed
>>682327322
>what is this?
This is the Queen's English, peasant.
>>682326070
fuckin campers bruh kek
>>682329245
>dont care what theyre called
why dont you call your hands feet and your head ass? Well that would be pretty accurate for you have shit for brains
>>682325872
What the fuck kind of nigger/sand nigger breed fucking punches an old lady in the face
>>682330167
allah hu akbar?
>>682324701
Beating up on a bunch of assholes who don't know how to fight lol
>>682325528
That's all it took to kill her? And they want equal pay to men? fucking lol
>>682329245
Anti tanks missiles that are guided. Looka like dis
>durka durka not included
>>682330585
she hit him with a fucking shoe, cunt deserved it.
>>682329501
>>682329510
>edgy fags
>>682324536
monkeys are not cute they are cheeky little cunts.
>>682330585
it doesn't ned to be allowed
>>682330377
Slav niggers.
>>682328194
Oh no. I am exposed!
>>682331266
lol
>>682330396
If you read the NTSB report, it's stated even with the vehicles shifted all the way to the back it was within the CG limits of the aircraft. But the Cougar (if I recall the name) rolled back and severed the tails control linkages, and they lost elevator control. Bad luck.
>>682331245
well theyre basically niggers
>>682323893
That team will do whatever it takes to win.
>>682329286
vegetable.exe
Best reKt thread in a while.
More missiles/fights plzz
>>682328297
The consequences will never be the same.
>>682325872
>loosing against manlets
they should be denied to enter europe again
R E K T
E
K
T
>>682327905
can'T tell if
fake and gay or gay and fake
>>682331923
they're an old british couple
>>682330167
I really want to know what happened here but google isnt helping
>>682328428
Holy fuck, my sides!
>>682327410
Drops the child, Niggers really are sub human aren't they?
>>682332104
Can't tell if you're fucking retared or mentally challenged.
>>682329100
Keked on file name
>>682331484
extreme acupuncture?
>>682332462
Tazer
>>682330782
I would've loved to see if the driver would've stepped out of the car with an automatic rifle
>>682329066
That edge so sharp, you're cutting diamonds bro.
>>682331618
Yeah. Loadmaster's fault though. The only reason I knew of this crash was because my dad built MRAPS (cat1, cat2, and cougar IIRC). I'm actually in school to investigate plane crashes
>>682332426
aftermatch pictures?
>>682332557
........
>>682332528
I've always seen this around, but i never got any story on it?
Anyone got any news articles or some shit?
>>682332222
NICE QUADS
>>682330711
hands are touchy feelies
feet are walkie flats
i wouldnt call your mum an ass
(btw the internet thinks you're a hard ass for talking like that ;) )
>>682332799
this shit's fuckin epic
>>682330987
yeah her spine wasnt destroyed or anything
fucking teenagers man
>>682327215
all them punches didn't even phase her
>>682322597
wherever the little edgelords hang out i guess. Hot Topic?
>>682332996
cool does that means someone will link me to a news article related to that webm? looks like the guy lost all skin
>>682332767
Yes, loadmaster fucked them. Pilots even on the CVR are heard talking about being nervous because on the previous leg the gear all shifted back a few inches. RIP.
>>682330782
Typical palestinian
SAW EVERY SINGLE POST
UPLOAD SOME NEW SHIT
>>682332853
Yeah I know, your joke sucked ass.
>>682329100
Congratulations. One I hadn't seen before
>>682330711
burnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>682333402
>the last 2 boulders
what the fuck has the hulk got a problem with this guy for??
>>682324536
Who won
>>682333550
why?
>>682333469
I cringed so hard at this one...
>>682329441
filename top kek
>>682331266
can the nigger in the orange shirt not fight for himself
>>682332684
Fucking deserves it
>>682324496
thats some real autistic shit right there buddy
>>682328892
Whites can't fight for shit
>>682327410
poll position, good strat.
>>682333863
it's a woman... and she probably fucked around and got caught...
>>682328892
don't have to look cool to win I guess
>>682326672
Look at that motherfucker!! He's as cool as a cucumber..well not literally but figuratively.
>>682324170
Yes I love that one!
>>682329100
+1 internet, and CHECK'D!
>>682333006
>hands are touchy feelies
>feet are walkie flats
>i wouldnt call your mum an ass
oh you silly willy :3
>>682327766
1 survived, the other died
>>682333718
He took that dude in the water. Dudes defiantly dead now
>>682327766
dewey will be happy, his hamster has been found at last
>>682327410
>niggers are people too
>>682335007
he is alive and only his hand was injured https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/24414152/crocodile-attacks-handler-at-australian-zoo-video-pictures/
>>682323553
so thats why niggers are retarded?
>>682327215
satisfying as fuck
>>682333189
she's a land-whale what do you expect
why you faggots post car crashes and nigger fights , its damn boring
>>682330377
I wish equality still existed today like this.. Fucking women man.
>>682335007
he threw himself on the crocodile to startle it and it worked
>>682327410
Holy shit did she just drop her baby to continue fighting? Britney would be proud
>>682327766
1 of them died - 1 injured
>>682335274
If anything they should blame their retarded gangsta culture that make stupid young niggers think this is all a game.
>>682334363
That's why it's so great!
>>682330377
hahahhahahha fucking love how he walks back and puts his hand on the car
>>682327411
He'll be fine. Salafist Muslims never use their brains.
>>682325369
>what it's like chewing 5 gum
>>682335246
One lucky bastard
>>682324170
BLYAT
>>682333863
topkek
please moar
>>682326366
He burned his patch
>>682322597
right here. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
I like da one where da guy get hurt
>>682334860
dont be a roodey poo
>>682334576
>>its a woman
i cant tell the difference. they all look the same to me
>>682330377
Love his facial expression, likes its just a normal day.
>>682324092
That's new. Sauce?
>>682327854
And what country is it that you live in my friend?
>>682325659
I would have fucking rekt that nigger
>>682327410
i can already hear the "dayuuuuuuuuuuuuum !!"
fucking niggers
>>682331057
This makes my blood boil becuase that woman looks like my mother, getting her shit beaten.
>>682328548
the one with all the nerve gas
>>682326278
almost... should have stayed in truck
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>682336378
Hahaha
>>682333208
I think something with sewer and gasses.. and a spark.
This guy died by being a cannonball propelled by human farts. Beat that
>>682324420
>>682326328
99.9% broken neck/spine in this case anyways
>>682326543
and my internet you nigger
>>682330618
So you're admitting that the Queen's English is arse....
>>682323553
That filename kek
>>682333641
THAT SHIT IS MUSTARD YELLOW HOW?!
>>682324205
Oh shit, got some flames on me. Better wipe em off. Ok guys, let's go.
>>682323893
weight reduction
>>682326070
>filename
There are so many disgusting people on this God's forsaken planet.
>>682329286
Retard kids never wearing helmets...
>>682331484
copppppping feeeeelllssss
>>682332799
story?
