>>682303363
what if my wish is to sit on it ?

>>682303676
well you've got yourself a win-win there haven't you.

>>682303750
do i get 2 wish then ?

>>682303836
Well no, all you get is the 1 wish, plus a sore arse.

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this is now a futa thread

I get 50 wishes

>>682304020
you don't get a sore arse from just sitting on it, you need to get a good fucking

>>682303363
Yes. I just took bigger dildos without getting anything other than pleasure.

>>682303363
>wish is to keep her as a filthy fuck pet

YEP

>>682303956
Wow this is cool as fuck any more like this?

What if I wish for more wishes?

>>682304404
>bigger

you have no idea how big this demon is.

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>>682305068
you get dicked some more

Is it just sit on it, or can I get fucked by it and still have a wish?

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>dfw no demon waifu

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I would wish to be a sex slave

>>682305104
That's true. I took for granted that she would not be any taller than 5'5". But I just took few dildos that were over 3" in diameter.

Your initial premise is that a genie can grant you exactly three wishes, and that he cannot grant you the wish of more wishes. I would presume that the heart of what is meant by the latter restriction is that you cannot wish anything that would alter the structure of the wishing system itself. This, however, is easily bypassed if you wish for more genies of the type in our premise.

Tradition brings us two more rules regarding wishes, however. Here are all three:

You cannot wish for more wishes.
You cannot wish to kill or bring back from the dead.
You cannot wish for anyone to fall in love with you.
Again, these rules seem to have more generic rules at the heart of them:

You cannot wish anything that would alter the structure of the wishing system itself.
You cannot wish to bring anything into existence which is not already in existence nor remove anything from existence.
You cannot wish to alter someone's emotions/desires/feelings.
To elaborate on number 2, obviously the genie could rearrange matter to produce many things, but reproducing a person would make an indistinguishable replica but not the original--which for some reason the genie refuses to do on principle. Also, technically killing is a transition of states, but the genie likely refuses to do this on principle as well.

Assuming that there are already more genies of the type in our premise out there, wishing for more genies should still work, but eventually you will run out of genies (unless there are already an infinite number of genies out there).

I'd wish for the ability to travel through time to any time or place that I want, you people really have no idea how valuable of a wish that is

I would sit on it and wish for all homeofsexuals to be kill

>>682305915
3 wishes is all I need.
1: Become a cute girl with a tiny penis
2: Become filthy rich
3: Less money to the poor
Deal with it

>>682303363
I would fucking pound that thing

>>682306259
Why not wish for the ability to switch genders at any given time? I'm not talking about trans, but being an attractive woman with a real vagina, or a dude with a schlong

>>682304020
sore ass? from a dick that small?

>>682306522
Because you would fuck that up sooner or later.

>>682303363
>sit on a cock in order to become a gir to sit on cocks.

Win-win

>>682306134
>wishes for homeofsexuals to be killed
>homeofsexuals

No one dies.

I'd sit even if I didn't get a wish

>>682307632
+1
I would not only sit on it, I would do a lot more

>>682307329
ha, double team

No. Wishes are guaranteed to be ironically twisted against you.

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>tfw no futa to fuck me

>>682303363
This isn't an ultimatum, it's two-for-one wish granting.

>>682303363
literally any kind of wish? along with "gimme 1024 wishes" and "the first out of 1024 is for this whole sitting on a dick thing to have never happened"

then i'd consider.

>>682308654
Why play the game if you're just going to avoid the consequences? Clearly you want to sit on a cock or you wouldn't be here.

>>682309061
I would wish for her. MY GOD I WANT THAT COCK

Never said it had to penetrate so yea I would

>>682309565
faggot

>>682309786
I'm a faggot for not wanting a dick in my ass?

>>682309319
>beauties like that will never exist in our time

Why even live?

>>682303363
Wish to be able to gender swap at any time
Wish to be able to go through time and space
Wish to be a god of viyda gaems

>>682303363
That's a drawing.

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>>682306683

>>682303363
I'd sit on it, then wish my anus was full of teeth.

>>682311078
Is it just me or are horsecocks hotter than regular?

>>682311308
Not just you m8

>>682307359
>not wanting to fuck your homie

nigga you gay

>>682303363
only if I get to face her or it or whatever.

Wish, become a girl
Then wish for a week more of 24/7 dickings

>>682304966
Good god. Incase draws some fantastic stuff

anal penetration for immortality is a bretty gud deal. An eternity to lament the tearing of your anus seems like a fun time

>>682303363

If taking it up the ass would grant me any wish, of course I would do it.

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>>682303363
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope. Got a simpler method.

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>>682306683
2/10 made me reply

>make forgetting what happened part of the wish
>It's like i never got buttfucked

>>682303363
yes

i dont have to be naked and i dont have to get it into my butthole right?

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>>682311185
I love futa lolis

>>682312196
potatoface

>>682310583
kek
For revenge, she also gives you taste buds in your ass

>>682311313

>>cock sock
>>Just

>>682303363
>sit on lap with my clothes on
>wish for more wishes
>wish that i liked dick
>wish that anal converted pain into pleasure
>get fucked
>enjoy it
>???
>profit

>>682303363
Of course. And I'd wish for the power of painless molecular manipulation.

>>682303363
my wish is to sit on it, so...

>>682314185
You already have those, that's why spicy foods burn when you shit. So....

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>>682306016

>>682308900
that's a good point, however there's always someone who wants to "avoid the consequences" and enjoys finding out a way to do it to annoy OP.

i wouldnt mind my 1023 wishes, could make the world better with those.

>>682306016
When you realize the shadow of her right foot is just her left foot in shadowform

>>682311308
it is scientifically proven

>>682316029
Why limit yourself? Why not wish for the ability to grant your own wishes?

>>682315694
so that is why it hurts when i get chili in my eye, i have taste buds in there

>>682313836
this guy gets it

>>682309991
thats what its like these days

>>682303363

Yes, but only if she tells me I'm a good girl and promises to stick around.

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last one from me, captcha is giving me a headache

>>682317264
And I thought I had everything by rajii

>>682317951
there's a couple more variants of that, want them? i think i got them off of a /d/ color/edit thread

>>682318100
...MOAR!

>>682318331
Hell yeah!

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>>682318402
all I had

Hell yes.

>>682318331
Yes please

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>>682318453

>>682317017
The eye is a sensitive membrane.

>>682303363
yes, i wished i had a sexy feminine trap with a big dick for a girlfriend

>>682304936
Tarakanovich

>>682303363
It would be worth it without the wish.

>>682303363
What if my wish is to have unlimited wishes

god I love futa

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>>682316486

>>682303363
I wish for a blessed fixed +3 GDSM

>>682303363
Op only said that I need to sit on it, not saying specifically sit on what, if clothed, and I if I need to put that up my ass.
Sit on it anywhere, no but sex, wish granted.
ITT a bunch of mentally ill faggots

>>682315072

Ai papi i need the sauce!

>>682310905
More futa with onaholes