Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus - Declared by Tats c:
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Tats claimed.
>>682293747
kagami claimed!
>>682293777
Trips thread wins.
Other thread is a shit
Thanks, Tats.
Thanks for the new thread!
God tier waifu ass claimed!
hey thats pretty good
>>682293919
fuck off you werent even around
>Rattle
>>682293882
heeey kyo, how are you doing??
Shiki claimed.
>>682293969
No.
I was.
Best mage claimed mobile edition~
>Kagami, Akiko, Milinda and Kurisu are qt's
>>682293932
We barely talk as well.
And it's more you talk to me, I rarely have anything to say to anyone anymore.
Thanks Mikan.
>>682293907
Was made earlier, was linked earlier.
>>682294060
Make your own thread then asswipe.
>>682294089
megumin!!! how's your day going cutie???
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>682293070
>Well...if you put it like this...
>I'm not always shy ufufu
>>682293086
Hmph...
Only with persons that gained my trust.
>>682293278
I thought you were talking about someone in the thread...
I really can't guess who if you say that...
>Only one person...
W-well...
>>682293417
Oh now I want to know...
>>682294175
Absurd. Can't do it, I'm afraid.
>>682294104
>we barely talk
well then i guess its the other Tomoko that's been showing up for a while that I've been talking to a majority of the time
C.C. Claim
>claiming yume
>>682294025
Hey Kagami, I'm doing good, what about you?
>>682294267
Ill gain your trust Noire.
Ill even claim a waifu if I have to.
>>682294104
Lewd
>>682294312
Probably.
My file names are pretty unique, they are a dead give away as to who I am.
>>682293769
Awwww but yeah its true. Atleast you're really good at fighting the evil goddess! You cannot have everything
>>682294089
Megumin im happy to see you again! How are you doin?
>>682294434
Yeah. I'm feeling slutty because Ruri hates me now.
>>682294390
just on lumch...gettin ready to do some briefs lol, anything going on for you??
For the feet god
>>682293747
Neptune claimed!
>>682294267
K-Sha! Don't you remember her?! How could you?!
>>682294473
Yeah! I Nep up my game whenever I have to fight a threat to Gamindustri!
OOH~ More waifus appeared!
>>682293668
C'mon Anon, I like you.
Maybe. Depends on your identity really.
>>682294229
Pretty good, people are paying the money they owed me some I'm currently filthy rich ~
>>682294538
Nothing much at the moment sadly.
>Kyouko
>>682294633
Eh?
I'm that stupid Tomoko who likes ananas.
Also the longest returning Tomoko in these threads.
>>682294639
whaaaaa, are you in the underground music smuggling industry???
what'cha gonna buy??
>>682294827
Ananas is goat tier
>>682294429
Oh I see...
I think It isn't only because I chose Noire as my waifu...
>>682294576
Sorry Nep-Nep...I don't own a Ps4 so...
I have to wait for compile heart to port it to PC...
>>682294534
Wew...
Never saw you go that far...
>>682294576
Yeahhh that's the Nep that I like!
>I love your puns! Keep em coming!
>>682294639
>Some
>meant so I'm
Megumin
>>682294827
Yeah, I know.
I was talking about Ten actually. I rarely talk with him.
Ananas is pretty alright in my eyes.
>>682294996
Ill claim someone and be your friend :)
Akiko claim, I'm back from the store
Kinda disappoint at the market because they really almost fucked me over but i only spent 14 bucks for 4 days worth of food, which is nice
>only eat twice a day
>>682295183
He's busy being tsundere about wog and recreating the third reich in minecraft.
>>682295221
i never eat breakfast as well lol, just dinner, it's the most important meal!!!
>>682294867
Nah, people were always borrowing some money from me, so I decided to put some interest~
>>682295221
I used to eat once a day...
>>682295387
nothin wrong with that lol, you got anything goin on today??
AFK kuudere claimed.
>>682295352
I skip breakfast far too often, more because I'm terrible with getting up in the morning.
>>682294827
I won't forget the vibrator episode. It's probably Tomoko's only solution to get out of loneliness, aside from the guy who is friends with her younger brother.
>>682294996
Aww... You know, you can still read or watch the stuff as a gameplay! I'm also waiting for it to come to PC. You need not to worry!
Also, do you see, Noire? This is how you make friends! You can't just possibly Nep around at home all the time if you wish to make real friends, if you know what I mean!
>>682294997
WOOHOO! Aqua likes me! I'll take that as an accomplishment!
>>682295217
Whoa, you'll actually be her friend? I'm impressed at what is happening here!
>>682295221
That's a good deal imo. Don't let 'em Nep you for your money!
>>682295352
> dinner is the most important meal
You CAN'T be Nepping serious! It's breakfast! You get up, start your day, and power through! How do you think cyclists stay that fit by cycling?
>>682295576
You shouldn't skip breakfast! I also hate waking up early, but breakfast is your first meal of the day, after you wake up, and that's the most important meal!
>>682295183
Oh. Well say hi to Tenryuu for me if they show up.
Tsuyu and Yuuko too please.
I'm out.>>682295009
im home really early
>>682295576
yeah....im bad with it too, and i never felt hungry in the morning, i don't like to force myself to eat...
>>682295746
well they're cyclists lol, i don't burn 6000 calories a day, maybe once upon a time, but not anymore
>>682295778
Stupid phone.
I'm out.>>682295131
Sorry Megumin.
>>682295950
Love you.
>>682295335
>third
Perhaps following the footsteps of a failed predecessor, may not be the greatest of decisions.
I recommend that the Fourth Reich be officially announced.
>>682295778
I will.
Don't worry about it.
I know why you linked that other post. Still on mobile it seems then.
>>682295535
If I don't get called to do some firefighters action, I got nothing except for my usual routine~ what about you?
>running low on pics
>>682295950
It's alright
>>682295950
Goodbye Tomo.
>>682295919
Heyo Mugi, how's it going?
>>682295576
> I'm terrible with getting up in the morning.
I second this.
>>682295746
C-Can I be your friend too, Neppy?
>>682295217
Wew that's quite...something...
>>682295746
I just prefer to play it myself first.
But I already made a lot of friends in this two months...
Well...someone is actually more than a friend...
>>682295335
>wog
WG*
>>682295352
Nah I eat breakfast and then usually somewhere around 10 pm I get hungry again
>>682295387
Fellow poorfag?
Anyway the store almost robed me of my precious 9,99 bucks
>be in store
>buying all the good food
>chicken, celery, grenade apple, strawberries, the good shit
>walk past dranks aisle
>see some deals, check it out
>see cocktails
>see fruit cocktails
>see peach cocktail
>2+1 for 9,99
>OhMyLawdYes.jpg
>check bottle
>alcohol free
>mfw
>WhatHeresyIsThis.png
>don't buy peach dranks
>go to fish aisle, look at lobster
>I see my sadness in their eyes
>>682296152
Would you.. Rather I just leave you alone? :(
I'm sorry, I jerked around too much.
>>682296092
i forgot about that!!! wow...that must be awesome being a firefighter...after i ets im looking into emt, should be fun
not much lol, just gotta do some briefings....
>>682296263
ohhhhhh i see, also non-alcoholic cocktails??? what?!?!?
>>682295778
>>682295950
Take care, Tomoko!
>>682295919
So lucky! I wish I had it THAT easy!
>>682295943
Yes, they're cyclists, but it's a good way to stay in shape even if you don't do cycling!
>>682296106
Of course! Let's all be friends!
>>682296152
NOIRE MADE FRIENDS?!
>>682296263
I'm also poor... Histy gives me an allowance...
>>682296208
>WG
Stands for?
>>682296263
>usually somewhere around 10 pm I get hungry again
Me too, I always have either some kind of bar or fruit for a 10pm snack.
Arturia Pendragon (King Arthur) claimed.
>>682295746
It really is an accomplishment!!
For now on, you and me will protect the waifus/husbandos of people!
>>682296276
N-no don't worry about it...
Just...make sure that I can identify you as someone next time ^^
>>682296633
Why are you so impressed?
I'm the ultradimension one, you know...
>I guess I'll be waiting for Aqua tonight...
>Hehe
>>682296263
Ex-poorfag
>I knew your pain
>go to fish aisle, look at lobster
>I see my sadness in their eyes
I kek'd hard
>>682296314
You gonna be a medic? That's awesome! And no, being a firefighter sucks lol
>Megumin
>>682296641
Wargaming, the company behind World of Tanks and World of warships, games Tenryuu plays a lot but can't stop complaining about.
waking up at 6pm is cool
>sachi claim
>>682296850
You know that i'll come for you..
>Already excited
>hehehe
>>682296868
i-it does??? im sorry....im gonna try!! it's something i really wanna do!
>>682296692
A bit more kawaii image
>>682296850
>>682296633
Well if I'm gonna claim anywaifu, it'll have to be my robotwaif, Ashlotte.
H-Hiya guys...
>>682296102
nothing much boi
>>682296907
>Rattle
>>682296850
Psh. Plutia is your only friend.
>>682296907
Totally agreed!
>>682297009
We could gang up on her~
>>682297058
Hey there, Ashlotte!
>>682296888
Nice digits.
I seriously need to start gaming a bit more. The only gaming I've done these past few months is Isaac.
I need to get back into the swing of things, maybe play Dark Souls 3. I don't know.
>>682297045
Have with the shittiest briefs like "rape is bad"~
I'm sure you're gonna succeed in whatever you wan't to do!!
>>682297058
Welcome, you're here forever now~
>>682297236
That a good idea! Can't believe I didn't thought about this first!
>Im down..!
>>682296479
I consider it heresy
Someone took the time and effort to make a drink and then remove the good part of it. If you're that concerned about being drunk just go drink grape juice for fuck's sake
>>682296647
Nah, I eat a little bit in the morning, then usually small bites throughout the day and then I gorge myself at night.
>>682296868
I'm not as poorfag as I used to be, but back then I didn't realize I was poorfag so it didn't bother me that much either.
>>682297009
I-I guess so...
>Hah...
>>682297058
Nice one u.u
>>682297236
Yeah, believe what you want to believe...
I-have-friends <3
>We could gang up on her
H-hey!
What are you thinking Nep!?
>>682297538
A-are you serious!?
>>682297518
oh im already used to that stuff lol, the military drills the stuff into your head like no tomorrow....
holo the wise wolf claimed
>>682297828
hello holo, how are you doing today???
>>682297452
Well I can heartily recommend das3, though as a poorfag I would suggest trying out DaS1 first.
I never could get that into Isaac, maybe 50 hours in each game at most while my friends are 500-1000.
>>682297609
You don't learn well on an empty stomach.
>>682297236
>>682297518
>>682297651
You guys are too kind ;^;
>>682297651
You can't run away now that I have your consent!
>;)
And of course im serious! Me and Nep are like sisters now, you'll have to deal with it!
Anyways it will be more fun if she comes..
>>682297538
> time to gang up on the Ultradimension Noire~
>>682297651
Okay, guys. This is Noire being Tsundere again. She has friends, u-huh. Not even you believe that lie. You can't Nep with me!
I'm thinking many naughty things, of course~<3
>>682297828
Hello hello! How are you doing?
>>682298034
Aww! Do you want in on the "ganging up on Noire" game~? Come on, join join!
> dragging you in
>>682297756
I would punch my DS if he got to my face
>just kidding
>they are scary motherfuckers~
>>682298034
Just wait for Syndra, he's the kindest!
Brb, gotta take a quick shower~
>>682297959
I can't remember if I ever had to learn something in the morning
>>682297828
Hello Holo
>>682298203
Vidya after shower fgt
>>682297121
>soft rattle
>>682297058
>>682296692
>>682297828
hey, whats up? doing anything interesting?
Glorious vandalism!
>Shizuru
>>682298203
i bet you could take one on lol, once they actually talk to you like humans they're pretty cool!
Claiming the tiniest alan that could.
Good morning everyone~
>Barry
>>682298436
oh god....lol, that's all sorts of wrong hahahah
>>682297959
Last time I checked Isaac was at about 700 hours.
I actually started with Demon Souls. Then I moved on to DaS and after that nothing.
Didn't play DaS 2 or Bloodborne.
>>682298180
>Lets go Nep! Lead the way i'll be right behind you!
>>682298034
I think I'm just a nice person ^^
>>682298169
W-well I gave you the consent...
B-but I didn't approve two persons to gang up on me!
>>682298180
Sheesh...
You're so stubborn...
I don't care if you don't believe me~
And...s-stop thinking naughty things on me!
>>682298376
>Rattle rattle
How're you this morning?
>>682298498
Good morning Barry, how're you?
I can't find it anywhere in the archive but close enough.
>>682298203
I cant wait to meet him then!
>>682298180
>>682298603
...
>Should I hold her down?
>>682298498
Best girl
Alien > Dumpire > Sensei > Demon > Megane > Futawolf
>>682298633
Tried falling back asleep, got too hot, was forced to get up. Other than that, good, glad that things here seem to have calmed down from last night. How're you?
>>682298603
Well...once we'll be there you can't refuse the two of us!
Don't worry Nep dosen't bite...well I think she dosen't.
>Nice pic
From the Hit
to the Ler
gas the jews
mah nigger
>I caused multiple deaths with my rhyming skills before. I'm sorry.
>>682298571
> pouncing on Noire
WOOHOO! You're ours now, Noire~<3
>>682298603
Come on, you've thought of naughty things too. If you don't accept it, should I bring Histy's hacker friend on a pink suit with the heart of a pure maiden? You can't possibly Nep to that!
>>682298824
YES! Hold her down with the both of us!
>>682298917
Mmmm... I bite boobies. I wanna bite Noire's boobies~
> pic related
> this is one of the many things Noire does besides her work when she's alone in her room
>>682298824
In the worst case scenario you'll have to...
Im really sorry noire but that's the way it is
>Thanks
>>682298847
Idk man I like Shiragami a little more than Aizawa, just because I have a thing for moe fangs. But she's taken soooo
>>682298917
BOOTY
alright...i gotta go back to work....ill talk to you guys later
>>682298927
hey tsuzu, hope your day is going great
>>682298854
I'm good. Just entertaining myself with various forms of stupidity, as you can see.
>Shizuru
>>682298363
Sure scrub!
>>682298441
>i bet you could take one on
You want me ded or what?
> once they actually talk to you like humans they're pretty cool!
Well, they're still human after all~
>>682298824
He's probably tell you to kys~
Back from the quick shower~
>>682299181
It is, Kagami. I hope we see later! Take care. <3
>>682298436
>>682298526
At least you got a beard.. I got this instead
>
>>682299069
Yeahhh can't stop wont stop!
>Hope you're liking it~
I guess you're not really lucky cause she does bite.. too bad!!
>>682299164
Got any BOOTY pic my friend?
>>682299237
Hey whatever makes you happy haha
>>682299181
Have a good day Kagami!
>>682298436
>>682298526
>>682299402
And this
>
>>682299069
>>682299075
>Grabs Noire's wrists in one hand and holds her arms back
D-Does that help?
>>682299512
I can't take credit for those masterpieces. That was Dio
>>682299164
>Moe fang
It's a snaggletooth in most situations and I see where you are coming from. I'm not a big fan of it, but it has a pretty solid fan base.
Really I just loved how Alien was more into her feminine side than Vampire (I forgot their names).
The Festival episode sealed the fucking deal on Alien being best girl. Even if she was trying to help Vampire win MC, she played her cards so well she accidentally won muh heart.
nui harime claimed
>>682299564
Yeah you're doing an awesome job! Thanks for tagging along with us! It was a good idea
>>682299432
>>682299164
So you two enjoy the almighty booty too? :^)
>>682298824
W-what!?
You too?~
>>682298917
I-I don't care if Neo bites or not!
I don't want to!
>>682299069
I'm not thinking naughty things!
And no!
Don't bring here that...filthy nerd!~
>>682299075
>Wines
Everyone is so mean today!
I don't want to!
I'm going to hide on telegram with my beautiful wife Stocking!
Let me go!
>>682299621
Oh okay, it still was pretty funny
>choked on Dr.Pepper
>>682299825
Nep*
>>682299773
I always prefer the booty! Lets praise it
What about you friend? ;)
>>682299765
>>682299825
>Jams pole arm into ground
>Ties Noire to it by her wrists
So.. Now what?
Sanya Claimed
>>682299432
I won't stop either! Teasing Noire is like the cherry on top of any dessert that does well with that!
> I hope you're liking it too, Noire~
>>682299512
Viva Mexico, cabrones?!
>>682299564
Yes! That helps~!
> kissing Noire's lower abdomen
MMMM~
>>682299773
I enjoy the almighty booty as well, you know?! Don't Neppin' forget about me!
>>682299825
Noire, Noire, my Lonely Heart... We're not letting you go for anything in the world!
> hugging, kissing Noire's special places
OOOH~ MOAR WAIFUS COMING IN! <3
> I'm Neptune.
>typical late claim
How goes things?
>>682299825
Im really sorry noire its already started!
Look at you now: >>682299973 there's no going back.
>>682300132
Buncha sluts being sluts.
>>682299432
>
>>682299773
praise be my nigga
>>682299633
>it's a snaggletooth
Yeah irl it's fucking weird but in 2d it looks cute af imo. And yeah I can get behind that, I guess it just really pissed me off when she tried so desperately to stop the MC from confessing, to the point of trying to hurt him. She's still a qt though and tied for first on my list.
In Tat's thread?
>>682300015
Well, suddenly the idea doesn't seem so terrible.
Hey, hey. <3
Asa Shigure <3
>>682300208
So... the ERP is strong.
>ima just leave this here
>>682300118
>Viva Mexico, cabrones?!
>
>>682300118
Glad to hear that! You're so right I couldn't think of a better way to say it!
>She likes it for sure...
>>682300132
Heyy Rory!! Nothing much, just playing with Noire. What about you?
>>682300232
Nice booty!
>>682300234
Hello there cutie~ <3
>>682300445
Woke up too early. Dont know what to do now
.
>>682299973
Nyaa!
S-stop!
>>682300118
N-no stop!
Ahh!~
Don't kiss me t-there!
>>682300183
I-I don't want to!
Let me go!
Vandalism!
>Shizuru
>Tats's thread
It would be quite hypocritical of me to condemn the practice, seeing as though I do indulge in it from time to time.
>>682300350
Rory!
>>682300633
Hmmm try to go back to sleep?
Or stay with us! Anyways you're stuck here like all of us :)
>>682300331
Awooo~
>>682300708
>seeing as though I do indulge in it from time to time
>>682300634
I wanna do stuff too!
>Breaks Noire's neck
...wait, shit.
Why wont a waifu chose me. I only watch anime and sleep. Can i not just be slightly more happy..