>>682284500
Give us a link to the set and then we can help you.

>>682284500
Machinegun

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>>682284570
Hang on

>>682284631
great idea

>>682284500
Grow up, you stupid animal.

>>682284500
>calls other people edgy
>thinks that fighting will prove anything
Grow up and handle your problems like an adult.

bring a knife or gun. let them know your about shit, seriously tho if they dont run after you pull it out then be prepared to go rambo and do years,

People don't remember how you win just the fact that you won.

>>682284500
>edgy cunt
>nigger

>>682284918
> high school cunts
> handling ANYTHING like an adult

I would if I could anon

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You'd be able to take 3-4 of the little shits but not 7-8, too many to stop at the same time. You'd need a weapon, something that would one shot them. Like a baseball bat. So you can just smash it over 6 of their heads then beat down the remainder. Once you've hit 2 with the bat the others may even run off... This is all considering you're a grown man and these are your average 14-16 year Olds. 17+ you'd need the baseball bat regardless of how many.

videotape it all then file some lawsuits lol

posting here is an obvious part of the plan

i got your back anon, fighting does solve problems look at Hitler. When the war starts stand tall and control the situation

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>>682284570
http://s300.photobucket.com/user/jcarsonbohrer/library/?sort=3&page=5

>>682284500
If it's preppy whites, just walk up to the first one without saying a work and smash her nose across her face. There'll be so much blood the rest will just lose their shit.

If negroid, latino, or white trash. Just walk away fam. They are like bull dogs. Once they bite, they don't fucking let go.

>>682285044
Why are you caught up in high school drama?

>>682285128
>http://s300.photobucket.com/user/jcarsonbohrer/library/?sort=3&page=5
all glory to OP!

Good luck in your fight.

Be unexpected and quickly punch the leader and take him out before anyone can react. That'll scare them.

>>682285163
I'm not , I'm 19 , but they occasionally talk shit when i walk through that alley and it's getting on my nerves.

>>682285044
But you can. Just don't agree to fight with hormonally enraged teenagers. If they decide they want to jump you, press charges.

>>682284500
1.)Just find out the adress of one of them.
2.)Dress as a member of the cathlic church.
3.)Now visit him during schooltime when he isnt home
4.)Wait for one of his family members and stab them after you said you want to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ.

Repeast this in different costumes! Therefore they cant fight because they are on a funeral

1 v 7 is not possible unless you go complete savage. You gonna need brass knuckles or something discrete to one punch these guys. No holds barred go all out. You are still gonna lose but at least you will have some respect for taking a few out

Cough in his direction and then say you got a very bad cold

>>682285434
Do you have steel toe boots on?

>>682285434
I'm just curious. What do they say to you?

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If you're a half decent human being, and want to wreck them, you don't need strength, just walk through the cunts. Just walk up, swing, if you kiss, keep walking, and keep going, don't swing wildly, don't back off, if you want a decent result, then that's gonna do it.

>>682285572
I think if I'll smash ones nose the others will back off like
>>682285159 mentioned.

That being said , I'm not sure if they'll back off ..

Grab a sturdy frying pan and swing that shit toward their head

get the jump and hit the biggest kid first

>>682284500
Don't. Survive to fight another day.

>>682284500
Don't wait. Walk up and take the first swing. Aim for the jaw, or side of the neck. Instant ko

OP , do it like this guy.

> https://youtu.be/lOoCQ8sr85g

If they manage to make you lose balance and fall on the ground, you are dead. They will beat the shit out of you and you won't be able to do shit. Unless you are actually dealing with kids you won't be able to do shit. Change alley

kiss him you fag

If you are like full grown and not a skinny fag and they are 14yo kids maybe you have a chance.

>>682286623
fucking gay ass music

>>682285434
HAHAHA

You reacting like that, asking on the Internet how to fuck them up, is exactly what they sense in you that makes them want to talk shit to you.

Protip : you can't beat 7 people on your own, not even if they're teens. Any martial arts instructor would tell you that when you're outnumbered, you run.
Your best best is to frighten them, and a handful of teenage boys is very hard to scare off - particularly when they've coined you as an adult that can be bullied.

What you need to do is change your demeanor so you don't like someone they want to fuck with - whether it's through sympathy, respect, fear or indifference.
Of course, you're here asking advice on /b/ 'cause you're being bullied by teens.

tl;dr : you're fucked.

>>682285159
Lmao

>>682286480
>Aim for the jaw

Terrible advice.
Nose, eyes, throat or crotch.
Jaws are not particularly sensitive to pain, nor do they break easily.

get a gun or machete

Springfield Armory XD 40 holds 12 + 1 in chamber. If you ain't willing to spend life in prison over the result, the fight ain't worth it bud.

>>682284500
ITT
> I'm a pisces but I'd rather be a killa whale

Pull out a shotgun and scare the shit out of them. If you fight them even if you beat them they'll look for revenge. Good luck managing an ambush from 7 people.

>>682287201

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
> CAN'T WAKE UP

Bring friends
Change alley

These are your options.

>>682285822
no if you hurt one, the others will want to avenge their comrade you fool. if you had friends you were understand this basic instinct

>>682284500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14uWPEYJT8s

Bring your brother.

>>682284500
Against that many? The odds are forever in their favour.
Knives are useless. They can be turned on you.
You need lethal ranged weapons.
Sword. Baseball bat. Assault rifle.
You will even the odds with these.
You will go to jail. Accept this.

Walk away from the fight. If you cannot: warn the local authorities that the fight will take place.
Take video. Take friends. Or just leave town.

The only way to win is to cuck the leader's girl and jump him before the fight. Nobody will follow a conquered beta fag. Post the nudes here for extra credit.

Declare yourself as a drug lord. Your parents handed you down the family business and you'll chop their dicks off should they keep their talk up. If the talk keeps on; pay a "Tyrone" to bring his African American friends (aka squad) to do the dirty work for you.

As has been suggested before, (unless you somehow know none of them have ever fought before) a fucking mma master wouldn't take this fight. Wouldn't take a fight 1v3. It is extraordinarily difficult to win a fight outnumbered even against untrained opponents, unless you're specifically trained for that.

But bottom line, fighting is petty and doesn't solve shit. As someone said, maybe this is arguable in the case of fascism, yes, but this isn't fascism, it's basic bullying and fighting won't do fuckall to fix the roots of it.

Forgetting morality: if they're lame preps their parents will call cops, if they're hard they'll fuck you up the first time or jump you later.

>>682289255
Dubs speaks truth fam, btw, who's these girls from that set? Seen them around the Internet from time to time.

>>682284500
Gun
Magdump
Go home
Watch Local News
Realize crime never actually get solved
Sleep like baby

>>682284500
>Any tips?
Kill yourself.

>>682284500
My advice to you is to stop fighting edgy cunts in alleys, mostly because it makes YOU look like an edgy cunt.

>>682284500
Walk up to one up front acting tough and punch him in the face. 95% of the time he's the ringleader, but doesn't do any actual work because he's a pussy. That's why he always has shitlords following him around. Knock him on his ass, turn to the others, tell them to fuck off, kick the asshole in the gut, turn and walk away. Even if you can't fight, they most likely can't either.
Source: Been kicking faggot ass since '94

>>682284500
All the other kids

With the pumped up kicks

Better run better run

Out run my gun

>>682287432
But jaw hits got high ko chance

>>682284500
Don't fight them, be the more mature one and destroy something precious they each have.

> bleach in the gas tank, springs in a steak and feed it to their dog, flood or burn down their house, impregnate their sister, mother or girlfriend, spread fake nudes, get their dad's arrested, slip them acid during a school day and then tell the teachers they tried to give you drugs.

Comon' anon, stop being a pussy and fight them like a real boy.

>>682284500
Kill them and then make it look like an inside job. Then spend the rest of your life softly chuckling at how you got away with it during the quiet parts of your peaceful days.

>>682285128
Girls are so fucking stupid. "hey what should we do today?" "I know, let's take 1200 pictures of ourselves and post them online" "omg so fun"

God bless the Internet tho.

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>>682289716
Don't fucking turn your back on a group of people when you assaulted their friend.

>>682285434
Oh, that's just retarded. Grow the fuck up dipshit.
>>682289716
I'm all for a fight, this is me, but you're just a fucking faggot OP

>>682290425
It's all they have going for them anon.

>>682284500
Hey OP check this quote from mushroom head

"the mind is a sponge absorbing your secrets, the body is at one exploiting your weakness"

Now go

>>682284500
Kick him in the shin, then punch/headbutt to the mouth, then kick him a little if he drops

Okay op most theese comments are from neckbeards who never been outside
You got two on choices fight on their terms hs kids believe fights should be fair so just 1 on1 a few til you cant fight eventualy they will think your cool for some fucked up reason
Option 2 bring a small knife and stab 1 of them the rest will run guaranteed but it must be a knife cuz no one wants to get stabbed next and its unreasonabl they can get it away from you then either tell the cops immediately and claim self defense or go home and hope they dont find you but after you stab 1 they will back off your shit

>>682290529
Lol nigger you think I haven't been attacked from behind before? I don't have the awareness of Helen Keller. Open up your eyes and ears shitlord. A bunch of pussy ass faggots aren't coming after you once you knock their ring leader on his ass. Don't talk about shit you know nothing about. Go back to mlp.

Where a gay pride shirt so that when you lose you can cry HATE CRIME/DISCRIMINATION. They will all be arrested and prosecuted but you will get millions of shekels for your suffering.

You can ride the gravy train as far as you want friend...

>>682284500

"remove the head of the snake, and the body goes limp"

>>682285822
yeah avoid that, for sure bring some friends if you have some, that or invest in firearms. otherwise they more then likely will rape/kill you

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>>682290809
>ring leader

top kek

HEY BOYS WE GOT A TOUGH GUY OVA HERE

if somebody didn't...

http://www.wifecv.info/Gallery/5929424/sexy_girls_in_bikini

>>682290529
depends on how fast you can run

Get help from nacho libre

>>682290809
This is bait

>>682284500
really, only way to do it is stalk them and corner one on one, you get them all together and try to square off without a gun you're going to be beaten, badly doesn't matter if their 14, they will stomp the ever living fuck out of you, Just pick them apart one on one tactics or do a hit and run, (throw a brick at one of them and bolt) then everytime you see them repeat.) either way beating up teenagers you never win.

Op do you even have a single friend? The first and most obvious thing that comes to mind in situations like this is to grab 3-4 pals and even the fight out.

Are you just a beta neet

>>682290894
Irrelevant

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>>682284500
Go to the battle in a mix match of modern clothes that look Link (The Legend Of Zelda)
and tribute appropriately with a meme of physical complete victory.. in case video.

>>682284500
You know they have something called bear mace, use it whip out a beating stick and smash the fuck out of them while they are all blind, it shows them not to fuck with strangers

>>682290842
Finally some good advice. Only way to win in 2016

>>682290842
you might have to suck a dick op

>>682291025
>hurr durr
>"top kek"
>you've never been in a fight in your life
>>yes, faggots follow one louder faggot
>>social interaction anon, get some

>>682285434
reason, acquired.
Listen dude, 7-8 is a lot. lets take 8. the max. They obviously have 1-2 guys that are the ringleader the rest are "just there" and there is propably one shit that want's to prove his worth. so that's worst case scenario 4 that will initiate the shit.
You need something long to keep distance, baseball bats work but they break.
2 things. one, if they see you coming with a bat you go from 4 to 8. two, if the bat breaks use it to stab or hit. Don't phase .
NOW, if YOU bring something to a fight like a bat, and you lose it, you are going to have that used against you times 10. So either be careful what you bring , don't bring anything , conceal-hide on you or near by.
Taking 8 dudes it's tuff, expect to get hit. Depending on who-what-where you and they are. Don't get stabbed. Your advantage is that they won't expect 1 vs lot. Takings a first hit sometimes helps with your own adrenaline getting off. My advice? I know it's hard and you want the to shut up and just stop "being". But try to avoid, avoiding does not mean that you are a coward, you talk about an alley, so i take it you are kinda worked out and you kiinda go there on purpose subconsciously to feed your fire for "justice" . Avoid until it's unavoidable. Then fuck them up. Aim for neck, nose, jaw kidneys knees.

>>682291715

If you want to murder 8 teens might aswell show up with a gun
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081129230617AAtKEvQ

>>682291955
see
>>682291715
just add a bat instead of a stick or one of those riot wands

>>682292175
bear mace wont kill them, just hit them in the legs with the stick/bat, then they wont be hanging in that alley again, although you will have to keep a can of mace on your person if they come after you again

ITT: Shitlords that have never been in a fight.
OP, listen to this guy.
>>682289716
Most high school kids haven't ever been in a fight either, they're just showing off trying to come off as tough so people don't fuck with them. Because if they ever actually had to fight someone, they'd probably lay on the ground and cry.
Source: MMA instructor. I get hundreds of high school shits a month. They have literally no idea what they're doing.

>>682284500
shoot up their school and line them all up
this way you have the element of suprise

>>682291926
Friends are not organizations
Not knowing what it is like to have friends 2016

Wp anon, you made a fool of yourself once again. Or this might aswell be bait

>>682291955
Exactly. Find the ringleader, knock his ass out. The other faggots won't fuck with you.

Have fun in prison for attacking minors you retarded faggot?

>>682292380
this, also yell "I'm Rick James bitch!"

>>682292396
wtf are you even talking about
>literally spouting giberish
>"made a fool of yourself"
>congrats, you're retarded

>>682292466
or get swarmed by 7 other people

>>682291955
I don't really care ,if they do initiate physical contact I'll probably do >>682286623

>>682287432
I see you have never been hit in the chin.

>>682284500
>>682285055
Road spike. Fuck baseball bat.
Break legs in one easy swing. Smash rib cages.

>>682292598
95% of the time that doesn't happen. If it does, fight them. Likely that they're scared shitless and have never fought before. If they have, then maybe you shouldn't be fighting faggots in an alley because "they hurt my feelz".

>>682291955
or you could just get a trench coat and an assault rifle

>>682286623
Mike V is a bad motherfucker.

>>682285434
If your in the US, flash a pistol. They'll fuck off.

Load it with blanks. If they decide to try take you, forget trigger control.

Bring a weapon and immediate escalate the situation to potential serious bodily harm sort of level
hopefully they'll think you're mental and back off

>>682284500
Get you a pair of knucks, hit the first one as hard as you can, watch the others run as he spits his teeth out

>>682284500
>1 vs 8
Bad odds. Anything over 4 makes your chances of surviving slim

Best advice: smash the ring leader, go up like you want to talk and just uppper cut that mother fucker like your in mortal kombat. Either that or head butt him and break his nose. If you can't do that, knee of balls and then smash his face into your knee. Just make sure whatever you do to him, he won't be recovering from quick. Also bring an impact baton. Whip that sucker out and see who's got balls. It's small and concealable but once that suckers out ...no one wants to get hit with it. Last thing: try to get your back wall of they try to rush you, at least you can get surrounded. However that will cut off your chances of escape. Which means you dont stop hurting them. If possible, bring friends.

>>682286623
YO RETARDS
Watch the video and look at how scared EVERY SINGLE ONE of the faggots are when a fight actually starts. OP, knock the ringleader out, and the rest will be scared shitless.

>>682287237
Also, This.

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>>682286623
or like this nigger

>>682293171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw
listen to this while watching it

>>682293171
God damn. Straight savage.

>>682293171
yeah hire some people to fight you in front of them and beat them all up good idea anon

>>682285536
top jej

>unsheat your katana
>teleport behind them
>???
>profit

>>682293171
If you believe that's real....

I feel so sorry for your parents, they're stuck with a retard for a son.

>>682293171
sauce please

>>682285612
Lel

>>682288666
Are we all just going to ignore this????

>>682285055
>thinks he can swing his bat when 2 or more people fight him at the same time

You are a faggot and never fought ever.
You need a big swing to crack their heads open and also need precision to actually hit their heads. Most likely they will even try to dodge or block so your first hit does nothing and 2 seconds later they disarmed you, grabbed your arms and one is beating you in the stomach.


Just kill yourself, OP or get a machete or a similar CUTTING weapon, a firearm or whatever.
If you got 7 to 8 people on you, you have to either be in a gang or a massive turdsack.

>>682292661
Hey man if you really don't care , work out your anger, go fight. Just remember, dont bring anything you can lose, and fuck em up. Have no expectations , just go apeshit.

>>682284866
/thread

4Chan is for grownups. Run along outside and play now, sonny.

The grown-ups are trying to talk.

Anyways op use bear mace, fuck this non-sense of knocking out the ring leader because chances are your not jacked enough to do a one hit tko, also pray non of them are carrying

Anyone saying bat is fucking retarded. I carry an axe handle. Just the wooden part. Its treated, light, long stiff wood and I can break bones with it. A bat is too big, its heavy, takes effort. An axe handle will have them all down within a minute as long as you know how to use it.

>>682294096
or they have guns

>>682284500

1911 .45 7+1

>>682288666
Satanic trips has spoken the truth

Have you tried not having the mentality of a 12 year old and going to jail for assault?

HURR DURR HE SAID SOMETHING MEAN I HAVE TO FIGHT

Shut the fuck up. If you ever move out of your parents and get a job, you'll have to deal with abusive retarded assholes all day.

>>682292588
There is no "snake head" mentality among friends. If you punch my friend in the face, unless there is a bouncer ready to kick your ass rest assured that the one kicking your ass it's gonna be me. You generally don't expect to be able to casually run into a pack of people and beat the shit randomly to one of them while watching the others flee. But on this case it should work. Ok, got it. Great advice fam

Combat sambo is the only street fight / multiple opponents martial art, go to Russia and train OP.

>>682293778
Lmao@those black dudes punching like two feet over that chinsmans head

>>682294185
I highly doubt it.

>>682284500
You want a good advice? maybe the only one you will ever need?
aim to the balls. No regrets. Straight and with all your power.
Dont be afraid to squeeze them if you feel trapped. It will save your life.

>>682294367
In high school, most faggots aren't friends. In a group of shitlords, there's always a ringleader.

OP its simple psychology. One of the kids leads the others. There is always a leader for a group of idiots. He will say something to you before the fight. Of all the stupid kids the one who starts talking first is their leader. So just punch him in the throat and knock his out the second he opens his mouth. The other kids will get scared and run

>>682294367
You're 20+ years old acting like high school faggots are a group of bar buddies.
>retard

>>682284500
Hide weapon(s) in said location since you obvi don't have 7 friends anyway

>>682294590
confirmed 300%

>>682294426
Yeah op just run up and grab their balls and keep yelling "I'l suck all your dicks" but say no homo first

>>682294590
I second that.
Former ringleader reporting in. The group broke when we got older, especially because me and my actual friends in the group started smoking weed and insulting the others hard.

>>682284570
There is an idea itd be fun to have 50 people show up just like "we are from the internet"

>>682294741
Exactly. Look at all this retarded shit.
>>682294367
>>682292396
>>682291025
>>682290529

>>682284500
Just mimic the sound of their school bell. And they will all run

Try to act like a maniac, that's the only way they will stop fucking with you, maybe bring a hammer and run after them.

>>682293628
LOL!!

>>682284918
"Adult" is a weird way to spell little bitch.

>>682294803
/b/ just isn't the same anymore. It's fucking tumblr now. It was always a bunch of edgy faggots acting like they're wise, but now these dipshits don't even research or try. Just spout a bunch of bullshit. At least back in the day the insults were intelligent and had motivation behind them.

>>682284500
call the police 5 minutes before the fight happens, cut your wrists when the cops show up, explain how they tried to kill you to make it look like a suicide.

>>682295203
the fuck are you on about?

Fight fast
Fight hard
Fight dirty
Triage your threats deal with most threatening first.
Try to keep as many opponents in view as possible.
Use the environment to your advantage (slam faces into the edge's of dumpsters or kick their skulls while it's against wall)
Try to inflict maximum damage with minimum effort. Ie. Punch to the neck and throat not skull or face, if grabbed break fingers or wrists, if swarmed just start biting out chunks of flesh on their face, gouge eyes like you want to take them out of the orbital sockets.
Once you handle the most dangerous with extreme aggression the little guys tend to back down.

>grew up white in an all black neighborhood
>got jumped through elementary school
>started fighting like a wild animal in middle school
>by end of high school no one touched me
>can still go back to hood and no one try sit with me
> left a kid paralyzed from throwing him over a balcony at the mall

>>682294252
13381.15???

>>682295438
emeniem?

>>682284500
Call the cops from some public place and say you believe these guys are selling dope and you saw at least one of them carry a firearm. Put a chair at the end of the alley, make popcorn and enjoy the show.

>>682295597
Lost hard

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>>682284570
>Raid Hornet Spray (20ft range) in one hand. (go for faces)
>Base Ball Bat with apoxy on broken glass in the other.
>Back up side arm, padlock in a long sock

>>682295438
>no one tried to sit with me
I feel your pain anon

>>682295438
what's your weight? What if OP is a skinny bitch ?

a mace is needed.

>>682295753
yeah man for sure mace is the way to go, if hes comming here for advice then he should have mace, that shit will even out the fight to the fuckers who can see

>>682294772
18 olds are worse than bar buddies because they are retarded and full of hormones and often you see them picking fights with older or bigger people out of sheer stupudity. Ringleader out or not, pack mechanics make it so that if they are 7 strong they are not gonna be scared of one single autist fag whom they are already bullying. If he pulls out a weapon or sonething now thats a different matter, but unless he can make the "ringleader" head explode with a single punch showering everyone in blood, if they see him beat their guy they are not gonna let him take advantage of him out of a sucker punch.

>>682294802
This

>>682287237
this they pick on you for a reason because they see you as weak and you probably are if you post this on 4chan op please dont do dumbshit thats gonna end you in the hospital.

>>682295597
Nope just a nerd white dude that got tired of getting beat up every single day while walking home from the bus stop. Mom's only advice was tell teachers or other adults, that just made it worse.

One day uncle visits and tells me fuck that fight back. He spent 3 days showing me how to punch, kick, and keep my guard up.

Fought every time after that, lost all the time starting out but after a while it made sense. Stopped getting angry and boo hooing about poor me and started looking at it as a necessary task, I notice I fight better when I don't get mad.

Now life is good and I live in a white neighborhood and no one tries to chimp out.

I think op left

>>682295753
At the time in middle school about 80lbs by end of high school 130-ish.

>>682296408
>>682296254
samefag?

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>>682288666
Satan has been in a few scraps...I say go for it!

>>682296254
Your uncle taught you good, violence is the only answer to violence, some people don't behave until they get smacked.

>>682296408
And you're telling me you fought 3~4 niggers erry day ?

Okay

>>682296533
Yes.

>>682284500
Find a different route home. You're not Batman, you're not Daredevil.

>>682295944
retarded, full of hormones, and still can't fight for shit.
>keep proving my point anon

>>682284500
>best way to approach the situation
Nude
>any tips
Only your raging erection, you show those children what fear is.

>>682296686
Yes but before that it was getting jumped every day... then like I said starting sophomore year I'd only have to fight once or twice a week and usually only one person. But in middle school I'd go all out with 4-6 chimps.

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>>682287237
>> Buy 3 clay bricks
>> Wrap in black duct tape
>> Glue wires and a timer and stick wires in clay
>>Dress up in some Allahu Snackbar shit
>> Next time the edgelords fuck with you, drop it in the alley or hold it and run towards them
Or wait it out like an adult and ignore it, some fights aren't worth the risk.

>>682296693
my fucking word you hit my friend he would laugh and throw you accross the room, even if you connected and put your weight into it, let alone the group I was hanging around with bullying people, 6 guys all over 180 pounds.
I weigh 210 now, and throw around lobster traps and fish trays for oysters for a living, I doubt no amount of karate classes would help you if someone who wasn't 10 grappled you

>>682287625
This

>>682284500
>>682292037
Ok here's what you need to do.
Go to McDonald's and order a double cheeseburger or two.
When you get home get naked and slowly slide your cock in between the 2 beef patties. You will notice the warm tender all beef patties and gooey cheese feels exactly like a real vagina.
Make sure you don't get mustard because it can burn if it gets inside your dickhole.
You can eat the burger afterwards but watch out because it's gonna feel so good that you might question reality and take your own life. Kiss the flavor, embrace the new evolution of man. Praise burger praise burger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSypTh0HjI8

Really though to win any fight against any foe, no matter what the numbers are, fill a tube sock full of your shit literal human excrement and then start swinging it while yodaling folk tunes
it's how I got through prison

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>>682287432
Thats how you knock some one out you fucking tard

>walk into 8 people, i instantly detect the ringleader as he is sitting in a throne snorting meth.
> they split in a kings guards like manner, i make my way into this group of guys and walk up to their leader.
>he gets off the throne and removes his zhebra colored pimp coat, one of his servants immediatly takes it
>his jimmies are incredibly rustled, but i am a master of martial arts from the countless hours spent watching anime
>with the speed of lighting i king punch him, my blow lands with shattering precision and strenght only a real weeb could show.
>the ringleader ia defeated, the 7 people on my sides immediatly flee in horror, some of them faint.
>i walk out as an alpha, i am the master of all the arts and no gang can ever intimidate me
Reality

>>682297027
Look here son. I don't fight karate, I fought every single day for 3 years. I don't care about you or your friend.
What can your friend do when his ankle is broken and he takes a bottle to the face? Also what can he do when he takes a lock in a sock to the fucking temple?

What can your friend do when he has a ruptured liver and he's bleeding internally cause I don't stop kicking the cunt even after he is down?

>>682296978
top fucking kekers

>>682296865
>implying a fist only hurts if an mma master trows it
>implying a 19 year old beta who asks advice on b knows how to fight
>implying getting jumped on by 7 people is "fighting"
Bro you are getting our anon to the hospital

>walk into group of 8 that have been catcalling me
>see the ring leader, yell KYS HISS
>he seems upset, whips out a switchblade
>Courage
>I reach for my bear mace its inside my fannypack
>my spaghetti drops everywhere
>follow this
>>682295438
>Not emeniem
>get ass beat
>sit crying with a tubesock full of shit
>Wish I brought my katana

>>682297539
from a little 130 pounds man, id grab the thing right out of your hand and shove it up your ass, then duck tape you to a fucking circus you wiener fucking acting hard...

>>682284500
fuel can and zippo
and water bottle

fill fuel can with water
put fuel in water bottle and add water
run towards enemy pouring water from fuel can over you.
throw bottle wih small amout of fuel in it towards them so that they smell the fuel
wave zippo around challenging any cunt to come near you.
have screwdriver in pocket
any cunt comes near stab him in the face once with screwdriver
after retrieving screwdriver
run like fuck
win

Dude just avoid the alley. They're cunts like you said and the odds are too steep. Not worth getting jumped over. Let life kick their asses in it's own time.

>>682284500
If you're really letting a bunch of kids get to you maybe you should take a hard look at your insecurities and reevaluate why you haven't killed yourself yet because it's starting to look like a pretty good option.

>>682297937
Lol that was when I was in high school. I weight in at 250 now. Also I'd like to see the look on your face when I rupture one of your testicles, and then kick your teeth in and make you swallow them.

>>682298075
or don't be a faggot

>>682297539
>what can your friend do when im fighting him using weapons?
Kek

>>682298151
pfft, id make you look foolish

>>682285754
Underrated post. Do this op. You'll win everytime

>>682298201
Maybe you didn't read the fight dirty part.....

Niggers don't fight fair why should i?

>>682298075
This. If you lose, and you will, it'll just become a regular thing.

>>682298201
130 pound man with a beer bottle vs 230 pound man with riot wand, wonder how well that would go

>>682298151
But can you really defeat madara uchiha?
And im not talking about edo tensei madara uchiha, im not talking about edo rinne tensei gedo maso uchiha madar...

>>682298427
Because you're living a made up life, its make belief and you weigh 130 pounds and act like everyone respects you because of how tough you are. Your short aren't you?

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>>682298492
The real important question is how would the 200+ man stand up to the kinetic energy of a 45ACP hollow point.

Yeah ops gone, and this thread is a cancer

>>682298624
Not short nor do I weight 130 any more. People respect me cause I stood up for my self unlike you cucks.

>>682295438
>I'm a white man who was born in niggerest parts of the darkest blackness ghetto, so now i browse 4chan

>>682298919
yeah it shows

>>682299019
>only white man there

>>682296978
what the actual fuck

>>682299019
Actually was born in Dallas.
Mom moved to Detroit for boyfriend that left her as soon as we moved there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_z4IuxAqpE

>>682298792
Fuck yeah .357

Accuracy & stopping power

>>682285434
Find a different route to your boyfriend's house.

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>>682299283

>>682286107
THIS , all the ones saying "take a weapon" are Murican/faggots , smack the biggest guy , a few of them will back-off (not fighters) , if you get a beating , take it like a man. Move on

>>682299283
Jej

side steps- make sure they are in a group in front of yo and not around you.

hit them in the eyes so they cant see you

kick their knees so they cant walk

slam their head in the ground

punch them in the throat

kick em in the balls/

spit in their eyes

dont grapple or go to the ground

hit one person one time then check the net guy

>>682284500
Straight strikes to temples or eyes/groins. Kick them right above the knee on the outer side of the leg and proceed to hit them. Don't get into a clinch when there are multiple attackers, keep your distance and strike once then back out.

bring a gun.

>>682297737
Dipshit I told him not to fight. Read the thread retard.
>>682290598
You still have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>682299457

>>682296874
This all the way, intimidation begets fighting.

>>682300919
kek

>>682296264
I'm here

>>682301144
any thoughts

stand your ground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnHz9hh9ZB4

>>682298792
depending if the guy firing it can aim or even hold onto the gun while firing it without flying off into space

>>682301250
I'll switch routes and won't let that bother me , if they do go out of their way and initiate physical contact I'll just fuck up the first guy I lay my hands on and expect the best to happen.

>>682301437
there yah go

>>682301144
where do you live?

>>682301144

Good luck OP I root for you!
Theres nothing a man cant do if he has a just cause and sets his mind to it, remember that.

Dont forget your insurance card.

>>682295438
My fucking god what a faggot

>>682301581
Downtown LA

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>>682284500
>go to chipotle
>eat as many burritos with extra beans and hot sauce as you can
>swallow a whole bottle of laxatives before fight
>pull pants down and spray them in the eyes with your bile
>the hot sauce in your shit will sting their eyes

>>682301978
then why don't you get a gun?

>>682302056
Because I'm not OP , I just decided to answer.

>>682302056
Can't get a gun in Europe .

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Shout out Xena's Battlecry before the fight.

Thread gonna die , please don't.

>>682287432
KO them by hard uppercut to knock the brain around

>>682303195
Where do you hit ? The nose ?

Always aim for the jaw, when you rock the jaw from a side hit, it wracks the brain and disorients.

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>>682303470
aim for the nose bone

>>682304320
Bait

>>682304320
This will, most likely, kill them if done right. Bone shoots straight into the brain.

>>682284500
hit em in the throat

>>682304320
Do this if you wanna go to jail .

>>682304663
you know you are retarded, right? How many boxers or MMA fighters have had their their "nose bone" (ugh) driven into their brains? How about none? I hope you were trolling.

>>682305274
There is a difference between being punched straight into the nose and having it break sideways, than from being upper cunt into the nose and having it driven into your brain. If you drive it upward with the base of your palm it is lethal, once again, if done correctly.

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1. Wait til they are all in the alley waiting for you to arrive
2. make sure they are in the middle of the alley with high walls around them hard to climb over
3. Drive a car as fast as you can throgh the alley and hit anyone that came to see one person get beat by a group, they are all guilty.
4.?????
5.fucking profit

>>682305603
Well done

Why not just wear some protective eyegear, and pepperspray the whole group up?

Or bear mace, to fuck more shit up

>>682305582
that's bait

Bit late to the party, but what drug(s) would be best for situations like this?

Fights, warfare, and the like

To concentrate your emotions into fight mode, control hand shaking and so forth

>>682306303
or tear gas

where are you from? maybe a /b/rother can jump in and help.

>>682306789
Cocaine

>>682306789
Aderall

>>682306836
or nerve gas

>>682306789
jet