Waifu claiming thread
Pun edition
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus - Declared by Tats c:
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Give all your puns to Akiko
>Most important: Have fun!
>Akiko Claimed
>>682280895
Well, grappling hooks are pretty much a universal concept. If you have a way to make it fresh I'm always here listening
>>682280921
I'm probably going to go 2D gameplay
Don't have time to implement a story and I don't think it would be much of an improvement since it will only be a short demo with 2 weeks development time. My ultimate goal is to make it fun of course. So much fun you'll want to give me money for it
SURVEY: If I'm gonna be punny in my tutorials I'm gonna need all your grapple/tendril puns right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKgw_bDiba8
I'm really really bored.
Best Ass Game Waifu Claimed
kinda sucks mines fuckin dead though
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>>682281621
Did Christmas come early this year?
>>682281537
Hope you're having fun with your older bro!
Nothing much studying for finals.. it sucks..
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>682281630
Then lets find something to do~
>>682281621
Chen up in this thread
Heya Chen
Claiming, then falling asleep.
>>682281779
fking kek m8
>>682281887
Ok only demi-goddess night! Love you
>>682281803
I was gonna say that baking the bread was good enough for your redemption but you didn't make it in time...
>>682281887
Sleep tight!
>>682281887
>off by one
You'll have nightmares if you go to sleep now
>>682281793
i guess. is pretty better than a Christmas present. you didn't listened it yet?
>>682281811
hi
>>682281795
I'm actually bringing on my thesis for finals if you want to know...
Plus I have a mock test tomorrow.
>>682281887
Goodnight~ ^^
>>682281619
2D it is then! Great
>What a grappy tutorial
>The tendrills are not used for drilling some sense in this game
>The Developer also doesn't seem to tendril to explain any more of this game
>You should've a tight grap on the basic mechanics
>Now the advanced mechanics should also be in your graps
I know they're shit...
>just typing whatever, use what you see fit
>>682281705
That's not very convincing.
>>682281630
How can you be bored when there are many things you can do?
>>682281619
Of course they're universal, but think of the aesthetics! It's seen everywhere. Wouldn't you like to have tendrils coming out of the back of your character? Tendrils are also simpler in design. You can look at Squid Girl or at Seras Victoria, for example.
>>682281803
Lonely Heart is back again, guys!
>>682281887
Good night?
>>682281795
Good luck with finals!
>>682281793
I guess so! Nepsanta is here!
>>682282060
forgot pic
>>682282056
T-then what are you going to do...
Mine tbh
>I'm always here
>>682282268
Im afraid you're beyond redemption... unless you show me your favourite Noire pic.
>>682282289
!!!
>>682282066
Oh crap! Good job this isn't easy work. I wish you luck with that test tomorrow! What are you studying?
>>682282241
Thanks Nepsanta big fan, with you on my side im sure to do just fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIzXkfYcCD8
>>682281803
Sure, I'm just gonna sit back and watch.
>>682282060
Been quite busy these past weeks, drove half-way across the country. I'll listen to it more thoroughly when I have time.
Thanks anyways.
>>682282243
Hello Chen-chan.
>>682282384
??!?
>>682282058
Peaches!
And Hello everybody else.
>>682282241
Ugh...
Stop with that lonely...
I'm not lonely anymore since the first day I came here~
>>682282384
W-well...
I hope you like it...
>
>>682282389
Thanks!~
The thesis is about tea and I'm attending cooking school, so the main subjects are food health, cooking, customer welcoming and ingredients.
>>682282419
As you wish~
>>682281619
>>682282224
>The Developer wanted to get you hooked on this game
>360 no scope grappling mechanics
>Ten drills a day keep the lazy soldier away
>Are you getting hooked now?
>I knew you'd have a tight grap on the situation
>Sadly, you cannot whip the developer with your tendrils... He would probably enjoy it
>Developer got help from a third party to get these shitty puns...
>>682282411
Thank you anon.
Now kys.
>>682282419
no problem.
tell me what do you think of it when you'll finish it.
i was really happy when I found its out too
>>682282534
hey there, how are you?
>>682282224
kek, some of those are pretty nice
screenshot
>>682282241
I was thinking of having the tendril come out of his shoulder, wrapped around his arm and then lashing out from his wrist. I'd really only have to animate the wrist section like that
>sketch incoming
>>682282382
>
>>682282534
What's up Hatsu? Got some tendril puns or grapple puns?
>>682282534
!!!!11!11!!?!?!??
>>682282721
I... love it... And you had no problems posting the lewd just for my apology, we're cool again.
>>682282382
We all are... now and forever.
>>682282735
You deserve an honorable mention
>Sadly, you cannot whip the developer with your tendrils... He would probably enjoy it
busted
>>682282721
Woahh this looks awesome! Do you want to open your own restaurent?
>Already getting undress, you're quick!
>>682282856
>no more lurking pics
>>682282937
The ride never ends.
>>682282735
>The Developer wanted to get you hooked on this game
Genius/10
>>682283006
>Already getting undress, you're quick!
Im curious on how fast you are.
>>682283148
Not even when you get banned.
>Homura
>>682282937
T-thanks...
That's my favourite though~
>That nosebleed
>>682283006
Maybe yes, but I want to learn more and more about other cooking cultures first~
>I-I didn't do it for you!
Alah akbar.
>>682282996
>>682282856
>GET OVER HE- oh wait, wrong game. Yes, you can pull yourself closer to objects by using the grappling hook. Sadly you cannot pull other people to you
Mortal Kombat reference when using a grapplling hook would be nice too kek
>You deserve an honorable mention
I'd be happy to see an honorable mention. Plus I'd buy the game and get to the credits for this shit... if you're really wanna mention me then use "Chara Yume" Yume so you don't get shit from Toby fox copyright kek
>Picture are puns
>>682283285
hehe, thanks
>>682283458
I've screenshotted this and I promise I will keep my end up
Finished a real quick sketch of the character, tell me what you guys think
>>682283285
Really not that quick. It takes a little bit of time. A piece at a time
>>682283327
Sounds great and you seem passionate! Well if you want to know about the Poutine here in Quebec feel free to ask kek
>Yeahh yeahh..im sure you didn't ;)
>>682283327
You have great taste anon. And since you mention the nosebleed whats the logic behind it after all? Why is the blood going into the nostrils instead of the penor?
>>682283458
Don't mention it, just gimme more of those puns.
>>682283807
I think it looks good, is he going to be naked or what? I think some sort of unique detail could give him more flavour.
>>682283985
>]
Well this was the first sketch ever made so he's probably gonna go through an entire rework process but this is pretty much his basic template for now
Going home from uni now, back in 10
>>682283807
It's a furry!
No, I think it's okay really. Looking forward to see more of it.
And when it's more or less a funny game with no enemies don't let him look he's ready to fuck bad guys.
Make him look a bit more quirky or nice.
>>682283985
More puns? They're hard to think of
Especially tendril puns. Grappling hook puns are easier
>There are some nice grapplings on the ground, pick them up.
>>682282241
Bitch.
>>682283944
Hehe~
I'm actually kind of busy right now, can't write down what you'll write.
I'll remember to ask the next time~
>A-at least I hope you don't want to do lewd stuff w-with me...
>>682283985
Uhu~
Probably because the penor is already full and the blood needs to lower the pressure in one way or another~
Breasts.
>>682283944
I enjoy the slow pace.
>and that pic too
>>682284186
Ah I see, even if its just the first sketch it looks great and I like the expression on his face, its the kind of character I would like to play as.
>>682284215
kek
>>682284436
Thats one way to explain it, but wouldn't the penor just explode?
>>682284482
Legs and underwear.
>>682284436
Its fine no biggies haha!
>Really not in my mind! B-but maybe if you don't mind or I don't know...
>>682281718
10/10 want to shove my face into and eat
>>682284717
hehe thanks.
I know you liked it slowly!
>Love your pic too, just for that i'll give you the rest
>>682284806
Who wouldn't but hanks? kek
>>682284717
If you don't nosebleed then yes, it would explode.
>>682284736
Heh~
Nice to know~
>W-well...I wouldn't mind if you say so...
>
>>682285066
Dubs and i eat that ass
>>682282840
Kinda sleepy already, but good!
>>682282856
Grasping at straws here.
>>682282937
1010010001001010102
>>682285067
Yeah people often come here just to eat that haha!
>In this case I think its settle... no?
>>682285305
Check em and go ahead
>>682282840
Hey Chen :3
>>682285378
Oh yeah, the invisible character is now 0129.
I found that out yesterday.
>claiming yume
The most legaddicted person to be alive returned to /waifu/
How is everyone doing?
>>682285667
Heyy Yume! Glad to see you again!
I'm doin great thanks for asking, you?
>>682285066
10/10... this sucks cause I don't want to scale into lewds but would love to see more...
>>682285067
Fair enough.
>>682285378
00111100 00110011
>>682285667
Doing good, did you get through those exams yet?
>>682285667
I did a thing, but I'm lurking on mobile right now so check the thread or ask the others
>>682285667
Okay, just this once.
>>682285387
But I'll make it myself instead~
>Y-yeah I think so...
>Y-you know where you can find me though...
>>682285848
Yup~
You know the deal guys.
I'm gonna get some dubs, then I'm gonna trade 'em for one fine waifu ass to eat.
>>682285631
You're right, that one should work!
>>682285848
Cute!
>>682286138
>this still works as well
>>682285848
Thanks for the rating! You know the drills, you have to share to get some.
>>682285958
Ofc! Its really easy haha
>Okayyy..I think i'll come say Hi when you will sleep
>>682286062
>dubs
What a worthless old shit you are. Only going for dubs.
>>682286138
What else did you expect from me? :<
>>682286280
>am I doing this right?
>>682286465
Looks like someone else is doing the dirty work of sharing for me.
>>682285852
>get tats legs
>bestdayever.gif
>>682285830
quite good try to calm my mind for tomorrow when I'm going to write my finals
>>682285851
tell me I didn't saw it
>>682286465
Nice!
Then I'm sure it will come out good~
>But that means that I won't be able to reply to you...
>
>>682286818
Akiko is making a game in two weeks.
A puzzle game with grapling hook mechanics.
I'm trying to get as many grappling hook and tendril puns as possible for the tutorial.
>Also legs
>>682286776
Yeah you're getting lucky I guess..but this wont happen everytime TRUST!
>>682286818
A lot of people got their finals tomorrow! Hope it will go well i'm sure you'll be fine!
Mines are thursday
>>682286818
I'm in a giving mood today.
>>682286776
A-maze-in
https://youtu.be/esnAta6mHYk
>>682286818
please refer to
>>682281619
>>682282224
>>682282735
>>682283458
>>682283807
So basically I'm making a puzzle platformer game from scratch. I let the waifus in the thread help me by suggesting ideas and some of them turned out pretty useful. I've made this quick sheet depicting some of the puzzles I've designed thus far
>pic related
>Akiko
>>682287020
Im sure everyone can do it!
>Or maybe it will wake you up..?
>>682286554
It's because of that.. Anything more ambitious and I might break my hip
>>682286818
Here are some legs to make up for the lack of them in the last post
kek
>>682287399
Heh~
Right <3
>W-well it depends on what you do...
>>682287543
>>682287616
>>682287708
>>682287762
>?
>>682287353
Oh, I like the level design so far. Some nice ideas.
Aight, I'm off to buy some food
Being a poorfag I have to ration a bit so I only have 30 bucks to spend on food this week
Any suggestions
I still have enough cans of peaches to last me until wednesday
>>682287911
what, you can't see the posts?
I guess you don't have a gold 4chan account bought, lel.
>>682287353
I approve of this sketch! Sorry for leaving all of a sudden, guys! I was switching to my PC.
>>682285958
Ooh, Sexy Heart is here.
>>682286062
You can't have Neptune! Ever!
>>682285066
That's a nice ass! I wanna Nep it all up!
>>682284352
Come on, open up to us! Don't be like Lonely Heart~!
>>682282721
Uhm... Is this the Noire that isn't Noire?
>>682282389
You better do well, you hear me?! I'll be Nepping you all up if you don't do well enough!
Mmmm.. 0129 is also the secret behind the triforce now.
0129 space 0129 space 30
30 space 30
>>682287911
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>>682288136
I want Chara to eat Akiko's poop!
Lewd claim
Best girl.
>>682288060
Dubs and i steal you're waifu
>>682288041
Nono, I have the platinum account. Normally those posts aren't even shown to me since they're just using space. I guess it's buggy
>Implying I'm this new
>>682288105
Queen! IT'S QUEEN!
>>682288002
30 bucks... no idea really, sorry akiko
>>682287341
>A-maze-in
that reminds me of this: http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/
>>682287221
I will force you to show me the goods if there is no one else to echange them with you.
>>682287977
Not me etc, but there is an even lewder version of that.
>>682288002
Can you cook?
>>682288060
H-huh?
W-what do you mean?
>Uhm...
>>682288271
I think this is accurate. I remember seeing this picture back in 2007, and upon thinking heavily about it, it changed my entire life, and the way I saw love.
> Neptune here
>>682288375
Holy shit, I have spend way too much time in there.
Have you seen this?
http://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/
>>682287763
>I'll simply sneak in and i'll slowly take a bit of that chocolate..Hope you'll let me finish the bar
>>682288647
what kind of retarded ass edit
>>682288271
hi hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi fam
>>682288585
Didn't know that one, but it looks even more fucked up and nonsense since the other one was to promote some guy paintings or something. Time to explore this...
Kyouko claimed.
How's everyone doing?
>>682288271
what kidda a fucking shit
>>682288060
I'll let you nep for all you want!
>>682288375
Awww you're so kind always there for me! Go ahead I don't mind!
>>682288735
Hey fuck you nigger I did it in 2mins do better kek
Claimed
waifus stfu bitch
>>682288457
The poorfag life has left me with reasonable cooking and improvising skills
I'm off now. Back in 20 or something
>>682288647
>O-oh...
>I'm sure you won't eat anything else...I think...
>Though I'll surely wake up...if you do that...
>>682288880
Heyo~
Doing fine thanks, you?
>>682288880
Morning! Im doing fine and looks like the ultra try hards have ranked up in HS, I can finally start playing again. What about you?
>mwaha this time its me who posts this pic
>>682288271
>Just saw that
>
>>682288880
Heya Kyouko! Been doing fine today~ will go to a library tomorrow and learn a bit~
>>682289041
Maybe buy some cheap ingredients like Rice or Pasta. You can always make something with Rice or Pasta and it's easy and fast to make
>>682288878
I found a hub area of links at some point.
I think one directed me to a weird video of a man fucking a doll, and another one got me to Sub-Pop's official site.
I have no idea what that even is, but nonetheless, it's pretty interesting.
Kind of reminds me of exploring the Dank Web.
>>682288923
Ooh~ I'm down to Nep that all up!
>>682288880
Nepping around, of course! How about you?
>>682288457
The Ultradimension Noire is slightly different from the Hyperdimension Noire, of course!
>>682288349
Eromanga Sensei! Please speak loudly enough so all of us can hear you, please! She only likes one guy though (her own stepbrother), so... I don't know how that can be your waifu at all.
>>682288363
*your, you illiterate fag. You still won't ever steal Nep. It doesn't matter how hard you try.
>>682288271
>>682289097
>I wouldn't be too sure if I was you...
>I love late night snack
>I-i might go further if im still hungry
Boutta steal all the waifus.
>>682289453
Omelette du fromage
>>682289097
I'm doing pretty good, thanks for asking!
>>682289144
>looks like the ultra try hards have ranked up in HS
Sounds good, I should start playing aswell soon.
>
>>682289170
Sounds good, what are you learning?
>>682289373
Just woke up, just chilling at the moment.
>>682289373
Then go ahead, don't be shy, i'll be waiting here
>>682287341
are you going for a kill?
>>682287353
nice
>>682287475
more legs
>>682287977
nice legs!
weird position
>>682289373
W-well...I am...
It's just that...Plutia gave me some hints...
Hehe~
>>682289428
>O-okay...
>Nice to know~
>I-I wouldn't dislike that...Y-you know....
>>682289685
You're welcome~ c:
>>682289041
>>682289170
I second this, pasta + tuna or sausages and whatever you can shove there is a great dish, cheap and easy to make.
Just don't be a fucktard like me who broke the opening ring from the only sausage can I had here.
>>682289272
>weird video of a man fucking a doll
Interesting. What was the most fucked up thing you found on the dank web?
I found a website that was selling legless russian hookers. No idea if it was legit tho.
>>682289685
What decks are you planning to run? Im really enjoying the Reno N'zoth roge, and its performing great against everything except shaman and druids if I can't get a good african american knight.
claiming nui harime
>>682289685
School pedagogics aka teaching science
Ya know basic shit like Behaviorism or cognitive learning theory
>>682289834
>>682285066
>lewd
I want this :(
>>682289373
Bruh
http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/107978-your-waifu-is-shit
Fucktard
>>682289834
>In this case i'll go all in
>Hope you'll wake up and continue with me...
>Could be a great night.
>>682289995
Maybe a little?
clmd
>>682289901
I came across an IRC where people were talking about the experiments on humans thing, that was taken down not too long ago.
Eventually I got them to give me a link.
I don't know if it was legit or not, but I guess it was pretty out there.
>>682289823
Yes
>>682289901
>What decks are you planning to run?
Aggro Shaman
: ^ )
Jokes apart, I still need to decide, aggro shaman is pretty boring.
>I found a website that was selling legless russian hookers.
What the fuck.
>>682289995
Ah I see, sounds good!
I want Yume to lick Sydra's foot!
>>682290375
>I think I'll do...
>Y-yeah it will be...for sure....
just noticed this when i was browsing catalog
>>682289834
I approve if it's from Plutie!
>>682289453
You'd wish.
>>682289685
Enjoy your Nepping time! :D
>>682289783
> kiss?
>>682289995
What's wrong with that kind of lewd? More like erotic.
>>682290193
More like you're shit. Go on, at least support that claim!
>>682290767
>>682290816
>>682290869
>>682290896
That's fanart. The story doesn't go this way. Tell me, because someone noncanon draws your waifu, does that mean it happened?
Baking so might be slow with replies.
>>682290503
Oh I heard about that but never witnessed it. There could be hoax sites like that but I don't think its too unlikely if some are real.
The human being has experimented on other humans a lot in the past, if governments did why cant fucked up organizations do it too?
>>682290608
I actually think the evolve thingy can make it enjoyable, but yeah randomly throwing damaging spells at the oponente face ain't fun.
>>682291081
That's basically asking if doujin are canon.
The answer: Sometimes.
>>682290475
but just a bit
>>682291081
Oh, that kinda lewd is okay
>>682290608
it is~ it's fun
>>682291248
Headcanon best canon.
>Homu
>>682291081
Your waifu isnt shit Neppy.
I just know tue difference between your and you're. That was really bad support lol my bad.
It was a meme thats all, ya know?
>You're waifu
Instead of
>your waifu
You have an adorable waifu and I know I can't steal her but does that mean I can't dream big? Like right now I'm gonna get dubs and eat some waifu ass. Maybe not Neppys but still.. A waifu ass is a waifu ass. I can dream.
Claimed and better than rosaline and peach