YLYL
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dubs thread
>>682273642
Peter Sellers/10
Check
>>682273884
He sure looks different
>>682273642
Briefcase wanker
Fuck you Michael.
>>682275404
really need to be shooting gay dumbledore in the background
>>682275395
Fuck, I laughed at this
>>682275938
i kekked more than i should have
>>682275606
lost
appreciate the dump of non-cancer ylyl pics
>>682275492
who has a purse full of crap?
>>682272528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHMQV-Bluc8
>>682276187
ah the bread rajah
it is i the blue rajah
>>682276445
> women can't be raped, because a vagina is designed for a penis to go into it
>>682276282
Have you never seen in a girls bag? They are full of shit
>>682274914
Why do I feel like that shit belongs in something like a feels thread? Am I autist?
>>682275518
HEY INBETWEENERS XDDDDDDDD
>>682276888
check'd
>>682275486
WAT
>>682275492
Wouldnt he be calling himself premature ejaculator?
>>682277323
Lost
>>682277323
>that single tire rolling out of the mess
>>682278644
they found it weeks later in a weapons raid in england. hope the guy gets the chair
>>682277323
I feel bad because I would hate it if that happened to me, but I can picture myself doing that.
>>682275101
That dog was sent buy the patriarchy.
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>>682272528
Greetings, Joel.
>>682276240
She needs to kill herself and so do you.
>>682274939
Looost
>>682275638
What sort of retard wears a watch on their right arm?
>>682277323
Take that you lycra wearing cunts.
>>682280072
i think it's a growing trend. i know several people who do it and i don;t think they understand why it's retarded
>>682275395
>fam flipping out
i really really like this
>>682275125
Oh my god
>>682277323
this happened at the red hook crit, the motorcycle didnt start and got stuck in the middle of the track, the guys are riding trackbikes so breaking wasnt an option
>>682276364
Gold
>>682276430
Lol
>>682280284
Because you drink with your left hand.
>>682280072
People who've lost their left arm
>>682276305
fuck i cant breathe.
>>682283759
>Catalog
>>682283759
you still there?
>>682283912
KEK
>>682274971
That wouldn't do shit though.
>>682284307
anyone got that one long text about the girl who broke up with her boyfriend and then later found out he was rich so she felt like she was entitled to some of the money. I dont quite remember, pls help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SQz4TB5-0c
>>682276305
can someone please translate what she is really trying to say? Just to make it funny for the rest of non English speakers, thanks for your time
daily dose
>>682275284
Damn, this early
>>682275780
This is just depressing
>>682274914
I want to believe
>>682275675
that's from that de sade movie
>>682276034
Almost lost
>>682275780
this is one of the weirdest things I've seen in my life on this site, and I've been here a long time.
>>682272528
españolitoo
>>682277323
...I should get a motorcycle
>>682275912
No wedding ring but nice try.
>>682275780
its the highest level of passive agrresive behavior
>>682274939
Fucking kek
>>682276712
Does that news article actually admit to making it all up at the end?
>>682276115
Fucking lost
>>682275143
Lost.
>>682276053
Sanders vs Trump
>>682275726
>Not called monkeyseemonkeydo.gif
>being this new
>>682287228
no, sanders would just cut his computer in half and give it to the guy in the second panel.
>>682283912
and lost
>>682280072
Well, a left handed soldier for one
>>682276687
You can also get something called water intoxication from drinking too much water, basically you end up "drunk" because your blood thins out too much and then you die
>>682276867
sauce
>>682287631
>filename
>>682287633
you got that from that ncis episode, didn't you
>>682274971
lost
>>682273642
You look like gay posh spice.
>>682272528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKtoRg4qpE4
>>682277323
god fuck i lost
>>682275698
I really like this image.
>>682287633
You're an idiot. Drinking too much water doesn't thin out your blood. Water intoxication is when you drink too much water which throws off osmotic balance. Not to mention drinking straight water will throw off the essentials like calcium potassium etc. When calcium gets over diluted your muscles cannot contract correctly including your diaphragm so you could stop breathing.
>>682278990
>buy
>>682288134
No, a friend of mine got it when he was super poor and basically drank water to keep himself feeling full. A week of that and his electrolytes got thrown completely out of whack and he ended up in the hospital.
>>682280072
left handed ppl?
>>682280072
When I wore a watch I'd wear it on my right arm. Am right handed. Why wouldn't I?
>>682288790
You're an idiot. Drinking too much water doesn't throw calcium out of wack.
There are too many fucking 12 year olds on /b/ and I didn't want to use big words like sodium or potassium when describing what is essentially correct in lay terms.
It has nothing to do with the osmotic balance and everything to do with the pH balance faggot.
>>682280072
Left handed people like myself
>>682276687
Water intoxication is a real and can be deadly. This is not a funny post and not a very good post at all.
>>682289029
how big is this fucking pic?
>>682289374
10000x7075
it says it right there
>>682289374
3.43 MB
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrOsZXuFPWY
>>682289374
about 10000x7075
>>682273884
who's that?
>>682289815
Sarah Silverman
>>682289695
'cause moot thought it'd be fun to tell you?
>>682289695
Because you asked
>>682290000
checked
>>682275531
Lost hard.
>>682275458
is this out of Acidhouse?
>>682276187
This guy has crust issues.
>>682280072
retard detected
>>682289211
ewww
>>682274729
He's gotten fatter with age. Which isn't inherently bad. He was crazy skinny before.
>>682289815
Trevor Moore, guy who started WKUK
>>682290189
>filename
>be me playing tf2
>set name to President Donald Trump
>talk to the guys on my team saying "We need to build a wall"
>we fortify the ever loving shit out of our Intel room with sentries
>I was the top player on my team
>we vote kicked a kid who said he was Mexican
>>682292928
Seen that b4. Good one tho
>>682292928
capped
>>682292928
screen capping that because it made me fucking piss myself in laughter hahaha
>>682293399
Thanks, Phil Collins.
>>682289115
Medfag here. You are 100% wrong here. You might want to read up on kidney function and pathophysiology. Osmotic balance has everything to do with how your body regulates organ function and blood pressure. Over hydration kills you because of this imbalance exactly has that other anon said. Educate yourself please.
>>682293585
what a washed up old fag
>>682273642
Kike nose/10
>>682276282
Ameritards call a handbag a purse
>>682277323
Illuminati at the 11th second
>>682293892
Kidney here, can confirm you're full of shit
>>682293804
I know this blowjob.
>>682275101
Good pupper.
>be me
>on my deathbed
>entire family gathers around me
>watch my life flash before my eyes
>50 years of top tier porn all at once
>can't hold it in
>cum all over myself one last time
>>682294223
Colon here, I take offence to that
>>682291049
first god is not a human and by that not a halo, second you are not supposed to make yourself a picture of god
>be me
>9 years old
>I played sick to get out of school
>home alone while parents are at work
>decide to get on the computer
>look up naked girls
>start falling
>haven't hit puberty yet so I don't cum
>pee all over my parents fucking computer while porn is playing
>whole house smells like piss
>watch the girl eat the guys jizz
>lick up my own urine
>throw up
>>682295321
Pretty sure you meant Fapping anon
>>682275565
Simba misunderstood. Dead lions aren't supposed to move.
>>682294223
>>682294548
you guys are retarded
>>682289257
fag
>>682294338
> not "I recognize that gay blowjob!"
an attempt was made
>>682293585
You really should stop posting because you suck and everybody hates you
>>682295635
Oh yeah? so then what are you? faggot
>>682295736
yeah and he failed, just like you
>>682295885
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>682296036
>lost
>>682296036
bring it on tough guy
>>682295736
We can't all make it to wizard..
>>682296036
Nice copy pasta
>>682275638
Is this some kind of hidden Three Fiddy joke?
oh shit whaddup
>>682296094
>>682296165
>>682296279
Are we really at such a point of newfaggotry that people don't even recognize the navy seal copypasta?
>>682275044
why did i lose to this?
>>682296688
well I may be new but I recognize faggots and you are one
>>682296851
because you suck
seriously, how the fuck could you lose to that?
>>682280072
Oh, I don't know... Maybe... Left-handed people?
>>682295495
If I had meant fapping I would have written fapping dipshit
>>682297346
trying to save the thread here
>>682287961
>type stackenblochen into google
>get results
you don't deserve an answer, you fucking retard
>>682287961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7QEXveZme4
>>682297425
Don't bother. Image limit is almost reached.
>>682297601
thanks, Lori.
