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God-tier creepshot thread
>>682266724
Jesus holy tittyfucking christ!
>>682266724
wow
Come on /b/ don't let me down
>>682267596
>God-tier
nope
>>682266724
Lol, killed your own thread OP
Asking for god-tier...
>>682268126
This
>>682268390
Got moar?
>>682266724
op certainly delivers GOD FUCKING TIER
>>682267596
Nope.
Contributing.
>>682266724
wtfs with the right leg shoop
>>682269288
I'm glad my dick and tongue don't have eyes
>>682266724
zero nudity
right leg shooped
>god tier
>nigga pls
>>682269322
are you fucking dumb?
>>682269322
>>682269520
You both must be dumb as fuck
>>682269520
Nigga please?
Instead of complaining, you should contribute
>>682269805
I wish I was as clever as you
>>682269805
yep dumb as fuck. One butt cheek is the size of a water melon and the other belongs to a flat assed white girl.
Its a shoop you melon
>>682266724
Now I know why Adam partook of the apple.
>>682269962
Anon, I shit you not... you really are in desperate need of either a pair of glasses lr a functioning brain
>>682269962
Yeah, at least we can agree on something. It's the angle in which she's facing is why you see one buttcheek over the other. Also, based on angle things can be perceived as smaller or bigger in photos.
>>682270241
More like this
>>682266724
Poor anon..
- be asking for a god-tier creep thread..
- gets nothing but faggots who aren't contributing or arguing about a damn leg...
>>682270191
>>682270193
so we're also ignoring the lack of crease where the cheek meets the thigh?? the completely different skin tones? The obvious use of patch heal/clone tool on the thigh/hip?
Have you dweebs even seen a woman?
>>682270490
Do you think she got that confederate flag on her ass?
>>682270565
hopefully
>>682270339
Or like this if you prefer (Same girl)
lets make this thread closer to god-tier
1
>>682270831
*came*
>>682270517
Nah dude, that's just her lifting leg.
>>682271229
Mooar
>>682266724
Why do women fucking do this
>>682271319
>creepshot bread
>posts nudes
>>682271334
so men will approach them. you are a man, right? they don't do it to torture people. the people this tortures dont even enter into their minds. the only people on their minds are the men with the balls to act on their attraction.
24 y/o http://www.imagebam.com/image/192fc8478166179
>>682269288
You must be so sneeky. How you get in there without being seen?
>>682271513
i fucking hate this game
>>682271286
silly mobile users
>>682271513
Pretty sure it's also because it's hot in their country and it gives them more power. A bit like someone stepping out with a rolex
>>682271684
quit masturbating, bro! stop looking at hot girls, and start making yourself worth their time. itll happen. make me proud
>>682267596
This is what a creep shot should be
>>682271571
nice pawg, so meaty
>>682271777
I've owned a few and found it got me more shit than power. People get uncomfortable about it and tend to avoid me for the show off.
Being more down to earth and connecting w/ them while still being confident did loads more for me.
>>682271887
what is she sitting at?
>>682271840
seriously? I have a friend who constantly asks me to do a nofap with him. all the fucking time.
i mean, i don't look bad, but im super super bad with the ladies, is THAT wrong to give my treat myself alone at home? that's the sole reason i'm not good at talking to girls?
>>682271840
Keep masturbating, but don't finish.
Start your day with a good rustle of the jimmies. Nice and slow, build it up until you're really cranking that shit. Then stop. Get dressed, go find a female to dominate. You'll be much more confident, and your goal will be to bust a nut, so find a whore to receive said nut.
>>682272086
it kinda looks like the black afro dude is looking at her ass
fkng kek
someone link / describe for me how to make a webm from video i've captured ( mp4 ) and i'll share some epic OC creep shots i've been collecting for a couple years, never shared before.
>>682271887
>>682272086
Holy bodacious booty Batman
>>682272237
someone help this double dubs /b/ro
>>682270241
>>682270830
10 bro!
>>682272237
are you on mobile?
if not, download "Webm for retards" and set the maximum filesize to 3mb
it removes sound per default
>>682272424
thanks
>>682272378
Hnnnng
also, perfect pic...
>>682272533
Doing Gods work!
>>682271513
Ok, fair enough, but I don't want to see every bitches ass when I'm trying to look for some god dammed celery.
>go to store with child
>hehe daddy I can see that ladies butt
>oh thats because she's hot
>can I wear shorts like that when its hot.
>no
>why not!
>because I'm here for fucking celery, and its hard enough dealing with sluts McGee making my kielbasa into steel beams. I don't have time for you future slut daughter, I'm busy trying to be faithful.
>>682271698
one of these has the shoes of the photographer in the foreground and it is obviously a pair of teacher's shoes. can't blame the man
>>682272501
thanks, i captured them on my mobile but i ftpd them to my desktop ( windows ) .. i'm downloading xmediarecode now, but i'll look into that as well lol
http://www.xmedia-recode.de/en/download.html
there's this one video i took of this teen / grill who was clearly flirting with me, while i was waiting in line to get food, she had a banging booty and was definitely working it. lol will post the win if i can get this figured out before the thread 404s
>>682272894
What a good neighbor.
>>682272894
Yeah
>>682270818
Yum
/b/ is so great sometimes.
>>682272677
Is that considered sexual assault?
>>682273660
is she picking her nose? trashy
>>682274045
Sauce?
>>682274045
Now I'm happy! :)
>>682266724
Still not asking for it
>>682271719
more please
>>682270831
Kek
>>682274514
Score!
>>682268390
Fuck
>>682274979
>DSC_4891.jpg
Source: http://www.showzones.com/view/topic.cfm?key_or=1269146&lenta_type=1&type=0
>>682274979
Captain Fuckin Morgan Rum. The best
https://youtu.be/oEfhUJvn5rM
>>682272533
>sitting like that
>lighter for cigarettes
oh she a sloot
Do we have any guides or tips on how to get good creepshots without getting caught? I'd imagine it's really simple but it'd be good to just confirm.
>>682275443
Get an app meant to take creepshots with and always save files outside of your photos.
Any Android users creeping? What are you using to take these. I'm able to get god tier shots, but I'm way too worried about what could happen if I get caught.
My employees are retarded hot.
Contributing bump
>>682275349
??
Where's the dick?
>>682275349
What the Shit ???
>>682275597
As tempting as it may be, don't creep on employees or at people at work. The embarrassment and loss of income are not worth whatever pictures you may end up with, unless you work at a strip club.
>>682271698
the screen
>>682272119
NO
FAP
I'm telling you m8. After a few weeks of abstaining that urge you get when you see a 10 online will turn from "oh shit I have to wank it" to "fuck yeah...gotta get me some of that". you can't trick your brain to think you're breeding with a pic. you have to stop the fapping and it will turn into sex. don't fap and you will get laid. Try it maybe?
>>682275628
No dick... Pillow
>>682276025
Must be a lesbian
>>682276160
I really hope this is bait.
If not...shouldn't you be in school?
>>682276160
She isn't a lesbian girl ! she took photos for her boyfriend !
>>682272071
If girl, you literally have to do nothing to get guys to want to talk to you. Just dress like a decent human being.
>>682275817
I'm not gonna lie, I'm doing no fap and still have a cheeky peek at some of the pics I've got saved on my phone.
>>682276641
Good girl then!
>>682276641
how are you getting these wise one?
>>682274460
This one looks like it's on it's way to the shitter
What is going on with the deleted pictures? Is this /b/ or candyland?
>>682277099
what deleted pics?
>>682277298
The one in the post above you, for example
>>682277393
Oh, yea, right.. because we can magically see the deleted post.
Daughter's ass
>>682277646
Top fucking kek
>>682271234
rofl at that fucking stupid tattoo
>>682268390
>dat filename
fucking underrated kek
>>682270831
>god-tier
finally someone delivers
>>682278198
4/10
>>682271319
>>682271234
Please more of her!
Im guessing hotel sneak shot?
>>682268390
lel gz
i imagine him coming home that day-...that fap mustve been furious
>>682277046
Or to her liposuction appointment.
> dat cottage cheese ass
>>682278736
Ingrown hairs suck! :)
>>682278736
More pls based Anon
>>682278154
>>682278198
buy your "daughter" a gym membership
>>682266724
https://www.instagram.com/juliagilas/
Her instagram.
The OP's pic should be in there too so it isn't really a creepshot and it looks like she has a professional photographer editing all her pictures.
>>682279287
Nice finger!
>>682279287
>get changed out in public
>be upset that someone is filming it
dumb cunt.
>>682278736
I name you creepiest guy in this thread!
>>682268390
>chemistry 12
Highschool chemistry.
confirmed underage or anon is a pedo teacher.
>>682279517
You know that number doesn't stand for their age, right?
>>682275932
The hair is bothering me.
>>682279517
>that body
>pedo
>>682279517
hnnnnnng dat bait so delicious holy fuck
>>682279469
lol at pretending to be just a professional doing his job
>>682271698
topkek well played
>>682271698
I SWEAR she is rubbing her clit on the edge of that table! girls do this and think nobody notice it...
>>682275612
how are thses shots taken? i want to create some there are sooo many girls in skirts in my school. can any one help?
>>682275932
>>682271229
hs kids are awesome
>>682272751
Moar!!!
Is that a new photo?!? I've only seen the ones of her lying on the wooden dock. 10/10 would flog my dolphin again
Sister
>>682280279
More?
>>682279517
God. Even your post is bait you're so fucking gay.
>>682281032
aliens lol
>>682281032
Do you live in a spaceship?
>>682272086
Ooh. Very nice!
>>682269131
>>682272173
>>682271118
underrated
>>682273691
Dager faggot
>>682274337
Are you fucking kidding me?
Suspect number 1
Suspect number 2
Suspect number 3
>>682281385
moarrrrrrrrrrr
>>682281515
Schwing!
>>682281737
Leasssss
>>682266724
God that thing is just asking to be bitten. I wonder how shed react?
>>682281737
What would you do to her?
>>682281917
she'd probably buy a different one then
>>682281951
Take pictures while she's putting on clothes
>>682281917
Probably by ensuring you receive jail time.
She's asking to have her ass slapped, no doubt, and for that I bet she just curses and slaps you back if you're still in arm's reach.
>>682282006
kek
>>682282088
worth it
>>682281917
i think the shed would just stand there.
>>682281776
Yeeeeeeah! Alfa Romeo! :D
>>682280279
>>682280839
>>682281385
>>682281951
What have you done with you? and what do you want to do to your sister... how did you get these pics of her?
>>682282006
Yeah, he must work out.
>>682281864
that's some next-level attention whoring
>>682272086
Dat Razr
>>682282174
A slap? sure. Jail time? if you are already a registered sexual offender, I guess.
made a webm but getting error "imbedded file" .. the webm i made definitely has no audio ... pic related...
>>682282572
You wouldnt get jail time anyway, most likely a fine and a few years on the register, maybe a suspended sentence. All worth it to taste that cake.
>>682282492
Or she's a competitive gymnast on a trip to a city she's never been to with her family for a tournament, and this is the first time she's been on public transportation.
>>682279469
Jerry Seinfeld???
>>682282737
And to be honest, youd only get that if you were too fat to run afterwards.
>>682282330
I dont get the first question, I want to fuck her hard in the ass.We live in a small joint and my room got the whole families wardrobe. She prolly thought i was asleep in bed :)
>>682282832
you don't do shit like that on public transport and not expect everyone to be looking at you.
she might be all those things you said, but she's also an attention whore.
>>682282732
moar oc..
>>682270831
'
Pure Gold
>>682283528
holy fuck those long toes
>>682283514
>>682283622
OP said God tier not shit tier.
>>682283177
busted by the uggo
>>682283839
I want to drive my nose into her ass
>>682266724
Am I the only one that doesn't find girls like op's pic related attractive in the slightest?
She looks like a prostitute. I think imagining what their ass looks like is way better than seeing it hang out of their shorts.
>tfw no more conservative classy grills left
>>682278606
>
any moar?
>>682284228
ooo any more?
>>682279994
This. In college I sat next to this girl who would sit on her foot in class and just rub one out after another.
