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hey bro, another one of these threads, ayy?
>>682265455
Quit putting *fart*
>>682266087
yeah this i hate that word
>>682265455
Gotcha ya good bitch
am I too late?
Sweet. Post MORE LIONS
>>682268498
Yes
>>682266087
Bro it's an acronym.
Furry
Ass
Repost
Thread
Fart!
>>682268648
oh, ok
>>682268752
How're you doing oh late one
>>682268751
It's not "furry arse rape train"?
*fart*
>>682268839
I am doing worse than last time we talked. how about you?
>>682268981
I'm doing fine. Why are you doing worse?
So that GoT's episode eh?
>>682269061
overworked from uni, I think I'm getting an ear infection and this burn on my finger is not getting better
>>682269164
yes, yes it is
fags
>>682269340
homo
I've had this thing on my mind fur almost 24 hours now... Is mew here? I know I need to get the ns thing. I know....
>>682269164
It's so unfortunate that cowards would use poison to kill such a great man.
>>682269254
Problems that can't be solved with guns. This is a first
>>682269340
I'm not gay I just like dick.
>>682269408
maybe just a lot
>>682269525
none of my problems can be solved with guns
>>682269535
is that your shower?
>>682269542
I knew it
>>682269535
im not gay either my GF is just a cute boy
>>682269623
no you didn't there's literally no proof of my faggotry
>>682269729
you got me there
More like this
where did every body go?
>>682269846
yup
just got fucked up with FACTS mate
anyway sup
yall got anymore them comics
>>682270179
ran away from my memes
its ok bro ill stay with you
>>682269623
Gonna go to bed. Catch you later
>>682270185
nothing much, slowly dying, and you?
>>682270268
your memes are too dank for everyone to handle
>>682269623
Nah. My shower would be a lot cleaner. And with more dildos.
>>682269729
It's not gay if he is wearing a skirt.
>>682270298
see ya around
>>682270325
all of them dragon?
>>682270298
bed is gay
night
>>682270314
just woke up
being /smooth/ as fuck and wearing a collar
cos no homo
>your memes are too dank for everyone to handle
yep
my memes fuck up the whole retirement home
>>682270325
but if i wear one too then its lesbian
and that's still gay.
and i will be wearing one.
>>682270417
that image triggers me so much
got a busy day of no homo ahead?
I'd fuck a guy...
But only if he was a fur...
>>682270298
Goodnight Franku
>>682270405
No. I do not have a dragon fetish. I am not Kaiba.
>>682270417
That's ok though. Lesbians are more socially accepted.
>>682270528
yea
busy day of not being a homo.
just gonna be chill as fuck.
will probably wear some no homo outfits because i might as well make the most of being shaved
fun shit.
>>682270666
yea but its still wrong and you will go to hell
but you'd know all about that wouldn't you satan.
>>682270666
satanic trips get
what about horse dildoes?
>>682270737
no homo outfits, like skirts?
>>682270982
yup
and all the rest of the stuff
>>682271107
what kind of other stuff we talking about?
>>682270737
The bible never once mentions Hell. It is a social construct. Historical texts also don't mention Jesus. Religion is a meme. [1]
[1] ~What some stupid Anonymous facebook page keeps posting. No references.
>>682270753
Horse dicks are ew. They are too big to be practical.
>>682271188
long socks
cute panties
arm warmers
collars
puttplugs
garters n shit
ordered a tail plug too so hype for that
>>682271291
well ok if ur sure but i dont wana go to hell for being gay
>Horse dicks are ew
i have always loved them.
i want a medium chance
wouldn't even take much of it but damn its hot
>>682271291
what dildoes would you fill your shower with then?
>>682271411
I'm jealous of the tail, what's it look like?
>>682271411
I forgive you
>>682271411
I got one... its nice :0 so soft
>>682271291
"Biblical names
Abaddon
The Hebrew word abaddon, meaning "destruction", is sometimes interpreted as a synonym of "hell".[25]
Gehenna
In the New Testament, both early (i.e., the KJV) and modern translations often translate Gehenna as "hell".[26] Young's Literal Translation and New World Translation are notable exceptions, simply using "Gehenna".
Hades
Hades is the Greek word traditionally used for the Hebrew word Sheol in works such as the Septuagint, the Greek translations of the Hebrew Bible. Like other first-century Jews literate in Greek, Christian writers of the New Testament employed this usage. While earlier translations most often translated Hades as "hell", as does the King James Version, modern translations use the transliteration "Hades",[27] or render the word as allusions "to the grave",[28] "among the dead",[29] "place of the dead"[30] or similar statements. In Latin, Hades could be translated as Purgatorium (Purgatory) after about 1200 AD,[31] but no modern English translations render Hades as Purgatory.
Sheol
In the King James Bible, the Old Testament term Sheol is translated as "hell" 31 times,[32] and as "the grave" 31 times.[33] Sheol is also translated as "the pit" three times.[34]
Modern translations typically render Sheol as "the grave", "the pit", or "death".
Tartarus
Appearing only in 2 Peter 2:4 in the New Testament, both early and modern translations usually translate Tartarus as "hell", though a few render it as "Tartarus". "
>>682271589
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Long-White-Fox-Anal-Tail-Sex-Anal-Plug-Products-For-Women-Men-Anal-Tube-Butt-Plugs/32628620113.html
white could look really cute
especially with my pink/white outfit
>>682271670
ugh not you
filtered
>>682271726
yup
heard good things.
>>682271811
that seems incredibly cheap
>>682271883
well yea
china.
they are the same as most of the less cheap ones tho.
unless you get some really fancy one
>>682271992
when it arrives tell me about the quality of it, I'd be interested in ordering one for myself if it's good
>>682269535
be careful not to slip
>>682272096
will do man.
when it finally comes.. shit takes a while.
>>682271811
Shh
it's okay
>>682272201
Also add to that, the size, I can't make any sense of their sizing for the other styles they have
how long ago did you order it?
>>682271411
>medium chance
Just looked that up. Doesn;t look too big. Found a good read where a guy ordered whilst he was at work and his mum got the delivery at home. She texted him: "Your horse penis toy came in the mail," and proceeded to send him a photo of it.
>>682271589
That's confidential.
>>682271745
Don't try and to use evidence to debate what my 9gag meme-mask facebook/reddit meme-group posted.
>>682272127
There's plenty to grab onto. You could put an elderly person in there safely.
>>682272375
>elderly shower safety designer grips
>>682271811
Aliexpress are legit. Underrated site. A lot of the stuff I buy from there I can't even tell is fake.
If you buy dildos be careful about chemical burns, however.
>>682272375
:( fine fine
sorry, I don't have much to talk about at the moment, I'm not too good today
>>682268906
I wanna get my ass raped :3
>>682272336
like the other day or something
a lot of the listings are in engrish since its basicly chinese ebay
>>682272375
sounds like something my mum would do kek
but yea
i really want one. always liked horse cocks.
>>682272552
yea im not gonna buy dildos from there i think
just buttplugs. cant really go wrong with metal especially if you clean it all first.
aliexpress is cheap as fuck. its a crossdressers dream.
but you still gotta get socks from sockdreams. premium socks.
>>682272719
yeah, I know about the site, never bought anything from there before though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH9MbAApBpg
does anyone have more recent stuff from meesh?
love his art
>>682272839
you should. its so good
i usually just buy girl clothes and soldering supplies and shit
and other good china shit like cheap flash lights and earphones
>>682272567
You don't have to force yourself to talk or to entertain me haha.....just in case you were worried :P
Overworked I take it???
>>682273079
I don't even know what to look for to be honest, there's nothing I want to purchase at the moment
>>682273171
I'm just... not feeling too good I guess, it's a number of things
>>682273196
yea i guess so
only downside is the shipping time. but other than that shits so good.
>>682272646
You don't really. Get yourself a comfortable income and settle down with a nice guy.
>>682273424
I wonder how long shipping would be to here, seeing as we're closer to China
>>682273301
You sound like you need a long-warm bath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwEPk8tJdps
>>682273523
that won't help
>>682273512
yea it might not be as bad
but idk. the toilet crocs might get the packages first
>>682273812
they'll try, but I won't let em
>>682273616
Damn....might need to up your dosage.....you need a hug pronto. Maybe even a cuddle with the other whispering "everything is ok" into your ear until you fall asleep.
Enjoy
https://youtu.be/oEfhUJvn5rM
>>682273871
ooooh are you one of those crocodile dundees?
>>682273961
I dunno, I wanna say that'd help but I very much doubt it
>>682274054
you learn a thing or two living here for your whole life
>>682274211
yea i guess you do
can i be one of the war boys too?
>>682274211
Do you wanna chat about it?? I will be online/skype for another half an hour or so.
>>682274340
depends
>>682274377
I don't really think there's much to say, we can talk about if you really want to hear it though
fuck this, I can't remember what gfur I've already posted, dumping random shit until I leave the thread
>>682274662
I'm all ears. Go ahead if you want to get it out ^_^
>>682274783
righty, give me a minute first
>>682274662
pls i wana be one of the cool kids too
>>682274947
ok, maybe
>>682275317
let it go man
a random charr appears
>>682275935
I said, let it go
>>682276384
let the thread die, do not reply
>>682276478
okay, will do
>>682277021
fuck you
We can rebuild it. We have the technology.
morning euros
xannies makes a happy doge
>>682277521
ayo badger how's it goin?
I'm off to bed. Goodnight people!
>>682277809
Not too bad, just got a little headache. You?
>>682277964
Night
>>682265455
> user was banned for this post
Mhm
>>682278642
alright, hanging out, watching sneaky stream from korea, gonna buy a new pc today so that's pretty hype
>>682277293
dirty dirty badger
>>682279094
Nice, something wrong with your old one or was it just time for an upgrade?
>>682279156
?
>>682279357
that's better
badg is pretty dirty to be honest
>>682277278
have you been awake all night?
self sux
>>682279660
he like the p00pz
>>682279660
>>682279860
do not bully
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>682279970
describe your latest dirty escapade
demo also sux
>>682279970
p00p00 mahn. pic is me bullying u. tender nips
I'm watching youtube vids though.
>>682279357
my heatsink broke or something, because my cpu was getting stupid hot, so I'm buying this one off my friend for cheap and sending my old one to league
>>682280441
hi demos
>>682280397
Ah, I see.
demosux
>>682280536
hi gr0den
>>682280808
actually my name on steam is demossmells
get it right
steam sux too tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgAMyliw5aU
agreed
>>682280606
yeah, funny thing is this friend is like super rich, so the pc I'm getting is insane, all it's missing is a gpu, it has like 32 gb of ram and some high tier i7 from like 2 years ago
>>682281033
hi doomooos
I'm just a dog
>>682281423
Whoa, how cheap you getting it?
>>682279695
No.
>>682281554
$400
>>682281670
oh okay
>>682281686
Wow, nice. Wish I had money to buy a new computer.
i like where this thread is going
to page 10?
Same.
>>682284122
don't you just hate it when it's raining but the sun is still shining bright?
>>682284301
no
sunshowers are cool
>>682284301
i do
fuck the sun
demos enjoys a golden shower
>>682284463
it looks and feels so wrong. Like nature is sending mixed signals
>>682284518
sun is cool though. Not with rain
GROSS
ROSSG
OSSGR
SSGRO
SGROS
GROSS
>>682284604
it's a pretty normal occurrence is florida
a lot of kids like to play in sunshowers because they get wet but it's still hot outside and it feels nice.
what you said
sux
uxs
xsu
>>682284740
but being wet and warm feels terrible
>>682285275
idunno
i like warm showers and baths
I don't know if I like where this thread is going
>>682285380
but you get to be naked in those and not in soaked clothes
>>682285486
wear a swimsuit
>>682285653
thats taking it too far
>>682285731
you just don't like to have fun
you downer
>>682285871
I had fun once and it was terrible
>>682286112
well maybe you could have fun with me
my body is like a playground
