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>>682260063
wtf is going on
Lol that shit is funny as fuck.
>>682260331
Guy fighting monkey or baboon
>>682260436
What is she taking afternthat shot?
>>682260255
im gonna go fuck an asian now brb
>>682260644
I'd assume a dab. The tip of what she holds up to her mouth was heated up and she vaporized the dab with that.
>>682260436
Another one.
>>682260939
Technically not porn.
>>682260725
The fuck lmao
>>682260644
Dab from a nectar collector, nigger
>>682261047
Looks like this may be the last one I have.
>>682261205
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCKS COCKS.
>>682261111
czecked
>>682261304
Fucking forgot the file.
I need to go to sleep.
>>682260986
>tinfoil bowls
enjoy brain cancer
>>682261339
Holy shit quads here, dumping
>>682261205
topkek anon. fucking hate scooterfags.
>inb4 I lost money
>>682261438
Last one I have. I looked through the rest of my download folder.
>>682261596
a hammer??
>>682261519
it's just a brah prank!
>>682261596
wasn't ready for that. talking about quick escalation
>>682261661
You can take a battery onto a plane and poke a hole in it with a plastic fork to achieve this same result. Fucking ban Muslims from planes, I don't want one of those sand niggers blowing me out of the air with a battery
>>682261111
kek and checked
>>682260300
i like this
>>682260436
a very complex ritual
>>682261596
Captain hammer out of fucking nowhere.
>>682260637
>dat filename
>>682261596
I need a confirmed story on this.
>>682260637
the filename tho
>>682261596
Fucking deserved it
>>682261596
NOBODY EXPECTS THE MONGOLIAN INQUISITION!
>>682260725
a fucking t-rex fight
>>682261882
Right? That's what's always confused me, I can only take 3oz of fluid on a plane, but some psycho could breach a laptop battery and do more damage than I could with a laptop's weight in most liquids.
>>682261950
http://earhustle411.com/china-man-attacks-train-passenger-with-hammer-for-spitting-seeds-on-the-train-refusing-to-pick-them-up/
>yw
>>682262025
WTF!
>>682262025
Both.
>>682261596
fake.
>>682260637
Give me back my knife bro
>>682262025
>>682262075
>*OP as Himself
>>682261438
Fuck Yeah!
>>682261950
filename checked and keked
>>682262344
>anarchism in pair with communism
Is this the joke or this guy know nothing about politics?
>>682260644
Hotrailing meth.
>>682261596
>chingchonglongpow Thor
>>682262517
Anarchism is a state of transition, and if you believe otherwise, you can probably find yourself in that drawing.
>>682261882
If you think that can take down a plane you should just stay in whatever hick town you live in
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>>682262517
Anarchists tend to be liberal fuckboys.
>>682262517
>cherry picking small details to completly disregard the big picture with
Classic 4chan
>>682262517
obviously not
>>682262025
>Just proving we deserve equality, we are just reivindicating our rights!
and then they wonder why some people don't like them.
>>682261438
what is that stuff?
>>682262699
nice dubs faggot
>>682262675
>>682262623
>conservatives/republicans is a state of transition.
Fixed for you.
>>682262675
most of they tends to be racist without the state police intervention.
>>682262655
i knew what it was just by looking at the thumbnail. because of the tabby pattern on the trunk
>>682262655
is that cat?
>>682261519
PRANK'D
>>682262169
thanks man
>>682262841
Conservatives and republicans have always been there as reactonaries to put brakes in the whole thing.
How the hell are they "a state of transition" ? It doesn't make any sense
>>682262799
http://gothamist.com/2015/05/29/raclette_east_village.php
>>682262837
Please tell me that's fake and I can go back to eating shitty food without fear of that ever happening to me
>>682262169
How the hell did that matress knew that he is going to fall?????
>>682262169
>was it too much or not, u decide :)
Holy fuck, nowaday's journalism is utter crap
>>682262861
Yep
>>682262699
Because it is, probably, the joke.
Most of anarchist don't even know what this means. And also most of communist partys are against homosexualism. Putting everthing on same boat is like putting Hittler, Jews and Jesus holding hands.
>>682262566
Is that why Mike Uyama was on mysterious sick leave for ages?
>>682261596
>Solaire invades the subway.webm
>>682263164
There's no joke here, it's just pointing out the absurdism of all these movement, always fighting with eachothers unless they have something in common to fight for.
>>682260436
fucking hell granny
>>682262638
Are you the kind of dumb cunt who thinks a FIRE ON A PLANE is not a big deal?
>>682261111
TOP ZOZZLE
>>682260255
kingsley coman gets knocked down
>>682260436
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK granny.
>>682262075
mfw I saw a hamster deep throating a water dripper
>>682263287
Jokes on you, they are fighting against another absurd movement.
The world is dommed.
>>682263083
Agreed. Too many dumb fucks get paid $0.13 per article to feed their rice babies
>>682261596
He's not the hero Beijing wants, but he's the hero Beijing needs.
>>682260591
Love how the other Coach just casual grabs his boxer and leads him to his corner. Don't worry mate I think you just won.
>>682262172
lol same thought>>682262025
>>682262169
Nice clickbait bro
>>682263011
Sveiks Latvieti
>>682263506
not in a cabin filled with fire retardants, dumbass.
a few folks could get burned, sure, but that's it's.
>>682262837
what the fuck is that
>>682263686
There is no hope for the civilization.
Leave while you can.
>>682262025
fucking disgusting
>>682263287
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>>682263164
You fuckwits really do not see the message in that cartoon? Seriously?
>>682262861
no it's a elephant
Get yor ahss too maahs
>>682261596
I knew this shit was going to go anime
>>682260725
unarmed kek this is why i go to /b/
>>682263271
How fucking stupid. I wonder how fucked his mouth was. I guess the luckiest thing was he had his mouth open when it went off.
>>682264339
Pretty sure he got cerebral damages from that.
>>682263506
Planes have systems in place to knock down/put out fires...to a certain extent. Sure they'll be forced to make an emergency landing if someone were to set off a cell phone battery like that, but it's not going to take down a plane. Idiot.
>>682260338
That'll teach you to not have exact change bitch!
>>682263083
It's not crap. You just don't know what real journalism is.
>>682263696
>nailed the landing
>>682262799
Cheese.
>>682260063
>Throws a shoe at the monkey.
>Kicks it while it's down.
>Throws a fist full of dirt into its face.
mfw the human fights dirty as fuck.
>>682261633
He looks like gus from psych
>>682262655
took me way too long to understand that it was a cat
>>682261519
What happens when your prank channel forgets to fake the prank.
>>682262837
out of medical curiosity, what is this???
>>682264610
what is this i do not even
>>682264656
this is what makes us human, we're smart enough to use our surroundings and tools
>>682263985
>>682263277
Wow! Whoever added le epic meem text did a great job xD xD xD
>>682264839
what do you mean
>>682264552
And how is that not crap ? The whole article is literally an explication of what happens in the video, and the guy aint even fucking sure if it's fake or not. You call that real journalism ? Do you just keep to clickbaits and your highschool's newspapper ?
And that fucking end, "you chose if he's guilty or not", there's a reason we don't hand juridical power to the people, something the writer apparently did not see.
When you've reached the point of just shitting out an article just to say " this happened as you can see in that video" and that's all, there is a problem. Journalism is about documentation, data gathering and getting rid of ignorance. Not just "lol this happened".
>>682264894
inflatable bodysuit
>>682264894
A really bad hernia (his stomach muscles have split open), then he coughs.
>>682260255
Got a youtube on this?
>>682260300
Stop it anakin! i have the higher ground!
You underestimate my power!!!!!
>>682265172
I wonder what that feels like
>>682260986
Weed smoking is dumb to begin with, this takes it to new levels
>>682264842
what is happening
>>682261519
was that red pants guy just a random nigger who saw a change to hit someone and went for it?
>>682265760
No idea
>>682263696
kek
>>682264894
mustard gas
>>682260637
KEEEEK i lost it at the filename
Orange season
>>682265796
>>682265655
>>682265474
>>682265377
>>682265221
#BlackLivesAFuck
>>682264842
so cute. i want to merry her
>>682265945
did a google search and found it on imgur, someone's explanation was 'It's likely a vasovagal reaction from a blood draw. Semi-common. It's the body over reacting to the pressure change in the vascular system.'
I think it could just be a phobia of needles though
>>682260436
God damn! I wanna party with this bitch
>>682265760
pretty sure its a heroin addict at a clinic and they gave her something
>>682266259
shut up virgin
>>682265760
>>682266269
The fuck? Just a bitch passing out. Some people can't stand needles.
>>682266129
Thanks for the explanation Anon
>>682265221
>>682265050
>>682265474
>>682265655
Prank channels are cringe.
>>682265836
Well... No one discredits niggers for being a "community" So naturally if you're fighting a nigger, expect niggers who they don't even know to come to their aid. It isn't just niggers too, it's all non-whites. Well, even some whites. I'll jump the shit out of someone.
>>682260331
police brutality
>>682265474
love these cunts getting what they deserve
>>682265760
Just fear of needles.
That's why you are sited usually with armed chairs so the people don't collapse hard on the floor.
>>682266730
They are fake though.
>>682260063
is that a monkey?
>>682266810
No it's a nigger.
>>682266533
And fake
>>682265760
The nurse accidently injected her with nerve gas.
>>682266788
disappointing if they are, I know most shitty pranks are staged but I really hoped they would be dumb enough to try that shit for real
>>682262025
jews said this is not child molestation, absolutely acceptable! listen your masters. >>682262344
>>682265694
poor bitch
>>682260338
Is this the cdta in Troy? This is definitely something that would happen there.
>>682265796
vids fake as fuck he turn his head before the punch hits him wrestler or stuntmen like
>>682265760
>>682265945
>>682266129
It's called Trypanophobia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_of_needles
My dad has it. He passes out whenever he has an injection. His doctor knows, and he always lies down before a shot cos he'll pass out. Every time.
We take the piss out of him for it.
>>682261406
Fucking niggers
>>682265694
women can't do anything right
>>682267493
I'd batter that little shit, the cat did nothing wrong
>>682260882
top. fucking. kek.
>>682267595
tell your dad from me that he's a faggot
>>682260939
Watch one get its legs broken when it gets crushed
>>682260986
Brainnnn Damage
>>682267835
I will.
>>682261111
The power of quads compels you
>>682261950
What a coincident everyone had the same day off of work
>>682262799
retarded american thinks cheese is a sauce that comes out of squeeze bottles.
>>682261882
This is gonna burn someone at the worst
>>682261519
COCK TV
>>682268435
some of our cheese comes in blocks though!
>>682262169
No more legit than 4chan
>>682261596
BASED CAPTAIN HAMMER
>>682266005
>>682264292
>stop pointing out filenames faggot
>>682265358
kek
>>682262517
> not yet realising that SJWs are the masters of contrradiction
>>682269129
>Filename not "A Man with Two Bitches".
Come on, anon.
>>682260591
I lost track of who was fighting who.
>>682261406
the downie is trying to fuck her literally. lookat him thrust his hips on her ass
>>682262683
Was that a tooth?
>>682269515
No, that was a leaf.
>>682263595
Underrated comment.
>>682260338
WE ALL WANT TO DO THAT
>>682262169
at least he had a soft landing
>>682263985
You're a piece of shit anon
>>682263375
Granny?? She's only 26!
>>682269056
They've resorted to stuffing the passengers into planes now.
>>682269714
smash bros melee is still the best fighter game. That shit is so dank.
>>682260255
hory shitsu
>>682264610
I'll put a hole in my hand by using this gun so I know it fires
>>682269083
Putin says 2 thumbs up
>>682269452
sauce, also what the fuck are the freaks even doing?
>>682264610
DUDE NO
>>682260436
she must sucked at least 1000 cocks in her life.
>>682267479
jesus
>>682268946
that looks like pudding
>>682270369
actually is headache
>>682261438
This is what happens to Swiss cheese in America
>>682270369
Cluster headaches :( they get so bad people kill themselves
>>682260255
I had to watch that 5 times before I figured out where that fist came from
>>682270276
>[Over-Time]_Kamen_Rider_Fourze_-_01_[7FCDEA0B]
Come on man
>>682270590
Yup won't be to long before she beats you.
>>682270276
I'm pretty sure it is a tv adaptation of prison school.
>>682261596
thought that was a rubber hammer until I saw the blood
>>682270750
>Cluster headaches :( they get so bad people kill themselves
nah. it's all in their heads.
>>682268435
it does you fuckin moran
>>682261438
I was screaming for him not to touch the molten metal then I WTF'd.
what's going on here
>>682270797
Does he swing his right arm behind himself into the black dudes face? Im having trouble seeng this too.
>>682271139
>squeeze bottled everything
>why im ashamed to be an american
>>682271210
It's gouda, i think. they're just melting the surface for a deli sandwich
>>682269837
hoooooly fuck
>>682265998
ew they're eating a nigger, that's disgusting.
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>>682261205
this is why scooters are shit, one slip and your wheel can turn 90 degrees haha
>>682269233
dayum, who's she ?
>>682270449
wtf
>>682271644
How the fuck?!
>>682260591
all of my lolz
>>682270593
It's butter
>>682270750
How does hitting help?
>>682265377
That first black dude was considerably lenient.
Though can't call them niggers, even white people would beat the shit out the first asshole to take their phone.
>>682263001
What kind of dog is this?
>>682272330
they're gonna need a bigger boat
>>682271922
foreplay
>>682272115
wait, didn't you/he say it's cheese?
>>682272468
It's cheese. Butter would liquify under the heat. This is browning
>>682268435
is it so hard for you to grasp that not every person has seen every way to prepare every kind of cheese? I've never seen this method of preparation either. I'm rather curious why which kind of cheese is being prepared that way.
>>682268946
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>>682272468
I mean this
>>682261950
Filename
>>682272115
its a block of velveeta
processed cheese
>>682272183
The first nigger didn't attack because he didn't have anyone to back him up, so he was afraid to get his shit kicked in.
science
>>682272420
>that flip tho
>>682272750
Lel engineering is not science
>>682260255
Fair play to him, that backfist was fucking lightning, it would've been an helluva fighter who could even see it coming, let alone shift his guard in time.
>>682272750
wtf is this for?
>>682272575
>>682272688
seriously? the yellow block in the picture is cheese?
I could believe if you said butter, but cheese?
oh god, it looks horrible
I'm not Swiss or from any of the neighbour countries, so I don't have a high standard for cheese, but lord that block looks awfull
>>682268946
>>682273190
disgusting
>>682271925
This looks like a spaceship. Sauce?
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checkem newfags ;^)
>>682273087
it IS horrible
even mold doesnt want to have anything to do with it. it will literally dry out long before mold will ever grow on it
>>682269515
No, broke the shit out of her nose though
>>682261596
hey , you can't bleed on the train , wipe it up , or it gets the hammer again
>>682273336
StarTrek DS9
>>682261596
Its fake. Google "hammer seeds train" and youll see its a publicity stunt to raise awareness of good train behaviour.
>>682273447
I've seen the series,i don't remember that scene.
not taking the b8/10
>>682273549
youre right.
not cadasian
not bajoran
not federation
not klingon
not romulan
not ferengi
star wars maybe
>>682264954
>>682270149
its apparent he was checking the guns laser sight to see if it was working by pointing it at his hand, instead of the floor or somewhere else not dangerous. but its ok, he got what he deserved for being a dumbfuck
>>682260882
kek'd
>>682269612
lol
>>682260178
> Tyrone came from the projects and was a good black person, for he didn't let whites become niggers
> be like Tyrone, even wiggers should be told to q up
>>682273782
Well, the laser sight worked
>>682271055
Shietttttt
>>682267491
>vids fake as fuck he turn his head before the punch hits him wrestler or stuntmen like
NO SHIT? havent you been reading along? its from prank sites or prank youtube chans or shit.. of course its fake. fucking newfag
>>682261596
Kek.
>>682267595
I don't have that at all.
I always demand they show me the needle first, because if they don't, i can't relax properly.
>>682270637
Still, that must feel so good to get removed.
>>682267595
Your dad sounds like a fucking asshole
>>682260255
why niggers always lose when 1vs1 and their opponent is male?
>>682269884
This is amazing
>>682261596
STOP, HAMMER TIME
>>682273336
its the millenial falcon
>non-porn thread
LOL. you cant stop me
Here you go fam
https://youtu.be/oEfhUJvn5rM
>>682261596
intolerant captain hammer - he only attacked him because of his skin dolor damned racist, where was captain sweden to save the day?
>>682265221
Kill all niggers, only solution for this.
>>682260063
There was one webm with a nigga and a white guy sparring, and the nigga gets a seizure after a punch. Post that
