Dick rate thread
I'll start
>>682246130
third thumb/10
JUST/10
>>682246130
1/10
>>682246809
2/10
>>682246834
3/10
>>682246130
2
>>682246809
7
>>682246834
9 would suck
>>682246834
yummy could we see those balls hang?
there goes
>>682247471
gross, show it erect.
>>682247471
Cancer/10
>>682247714
it is erect
>>682247836
oh my god I'm so sorry
>>682246130
i rate 2/10 wound not suck or fuck.i also have a larger dong. get blocked faggot
>>682247830
4/10
Kik: LongD696
>>682248125
wash that you shitskin
7/10 because uncut
would be 4/10 if cut
>>682247830
3/10 would be 5/10 if shaved
>>682246130
weird dick, man.
>>682247471
age?
>>682248125
>name references length
>not even above average
Rating for each category you can think of
>>682247471
want to see more.
>>682249972
8/10. Please daddy force me to gag on it.
>>682246130
4/10
>>682247471
I feel bad for you/10
>>682247471
MODS
Yeah, why not.
>>682246130
Wish i was thicker
>>682251162
>>682251086 here, be careful what you wish for, shit ain't as fun as it sounds.
Sure why not.
>>682249246
Holy shit perfect
R8 pls
R8?
>>682252386
No.682249246 here; thank you so much for the love, I've found a new confidence because of you
>>682252945
Want to suck so bad
Any of you guys want to jerkoff with each other?
https://kageshi.com/rooms/penis
>>682254097
Here are two pics cuz im bad with angles
on a scale of 1-10 what do u guys think about people seeing yours irl? 1 is dont give a fuck, 10 being plz god no!
>>682254424
I have a very nercous bladder because if someone sees my peepee i get a boner
>>682254424
about 3, used to be 9 when i was younger(<10yo ish) and insecure.
>>682254424
Depends on the context, if I'm just going about my business (toilets and change rooms) I'm not that comfortable. But socially? Any reason to pull it out. So 2 and 9 respectively.
>>682255494
any particular reason(s) its uncomfortable?
>>682255555
Hey /s/ is this any good? Disregard the lyric fuck up at the end. I'm super high. Pic not related.
http://vocaroo(.)com/i/s0HVcM2LbJ9m
Acapella Roadside by Rise Against. Also general singing thread.
R8 pls and ty
>>682257226
No rate?
Would anyone fuck me?
>>682258572
my dog barked, so he would fuck you
>>682258572
To shreds
>>682255920
Would succ
Who likes to suck?
Rate? Thoughts?
>>682255896
Weird social anxieties I guess? Maybe something to do with being a swimmer and having to see a lot of old man junk in change rooms.
What do u think about mine
>>682252945
This one looks like it tastes like skin but that's not a bad thing
>>682252509
7/10 good enough that I would want to suck it u til completely dry
>>682259757
what about around guys your age instead?
>>682260759
Change rooms still wig me out, but if it's getting changed en mass somewhere else I'm fine with it.
>>682261250
I see.
Letr try
>>682261892
Average
>>682261473
I thank project chanology for breaking down most of that barrier, haha.
rate pls
Mine
please rate, first dick post eva
>>682267892
whoops
Rate
Coming from a femanon I'll be brutally honest
>>682246130 icky. Kinda like a burns victim.
>>682246834 not too bad. Personally not a fan of circumsized becuase of the weird colour change but that's just me
>>682247471 such sad
>>682247830 average. In a good way
>>682248125 too racist to comment
>>682249246 kinda goes wider at the end? Not a bad thing but thicker and the base is nice. Makes it easier to fit.
>>682249972 pretty much perfect. Need to shave a bit better though
>>682250267 short & stocky. Can't really tell how long but pretty satisfactory.
>>682250638 ew ew too close. Dicks are nice from a distance.
>>682250734 literal 10/10
>>682251086 nice!! Things are improving in the thread
>>682251162 longer is better than thicker. You rarely go too deep but you can definitely stretch it out too much.
ANYWAYS imho here's what I like (bear in mind it's a personal taste):
>white, not too veiny, but a little is perfectly fine. I like that one big long vein that runs along it.
>Uncircumcised just becuase of how the colour changes and how the tip looks like a big purple mushroom.
>No purple should be involved. Strawberries and cream coloured with some blue/red.
>Average-long length (though if you hit the g spot it's OK no matter what length). >Obviously not pencil thin but not too thick that shit hurts
> sounds cliché but it's more about how you use it. Touching a girls clit, using a vibrator, butting something up her ass (whatever works) in addition is awesome
> don't be self conscious it's a bigger turn off than anything
> If you want blowjobs at least have a good diet so it doesn't taste like shit
>if you are a great guy sex isn't the be all end all
> just be nice! Buy her flowers. Treat her good. She will love you no matter what your dick rates as
....questions?
>>682269975
rate me?
>>682255920
>>682269975
rate also me
>>682268411
>>682269975
Just one question
What's your snap chat?
r8?
>>682246130
>>682269975
she likes em big
Please rate
>>682269975
what’s your length limit?
mine
>>682269975 PART 2
>>682270057 great!! I love when the foreskin doesn't go back all the way. Btw do you smoke?
>>682270112 also good :3 you seem healthy too. I don't expect guys to be gym rats or anything but basic hygiene and health is nice.
>>682270177 looks the same? Hey do you have that thing? I can't remember the name? Really tight foreskin that hurts to pull back?
>>682270212 I had a Snapchat but it stopped working for me so nothing
>>682270352 no not too big. A bit below average- a bit above is all good. But owchies too big cab really, really hurt.
>>682270656 I don't know tbh. I'm pretty sure most guys aren't so long that it's painful. Width is what hurts more.
>>682270760
thanks. No, I can pull it all the way back. it just looks better like that I think.
Posted the 2nd pic because of visibility of the long vein ;)
I do smoke when I drink...
>>682270760
>>682269975
and me please>>682267937
Rate?
Rate
>>682271407
Beautiful cock. Would worship for hours
>>682249972
>>682269975
I'll settle for 'pretty much perfect.' I normally get a closer shave, but opted to leave some at the top for a change. Thanks for the review, you look cute
>>682271035 ohhh. Yes it does look better that way. And ahhh my inner medic cringes. Please give up. For me? Please anon? I don't want you to die like that. Sure you could get lucky and have a stroke but cancer and emphasima are shitty ways to die.
>>682271128 perfect example of what I meant about getting thicker at the base. Also you look fimilair? Ever added a girl from 4chan on Snapchat?
>>682269975
Pls rate
Straight anon reporting in, rate.
>>682272275
haha, thanks for your concern about m health. I have indeed been reducing, now I only smoke when I drink, but I'll eventually quit.
My gf is asking me the same
>>682272570
> straight anon
> posts in gayest thread on /b/
kys
>>682269975
Rate please?
>>682269975
Kind of attention seeking here, I've never had any problems satisfying any girl I've slept with however I've never really had one rate or opinionate as to how I look. Opinion/thoughts?
I wonder if all the femanons would start posting if I made a titty rate thread
Check out this dick
https://youtu.be/oEfhUJvn5rM
Please rate >>682274011
Like one in five hundred people on /b/ are girls
>>682269975
rate mine please
>>682269975
Rate me please
First time post. Will post snapchat if anyone wants to swap
>>682270487
Can I get a rate?
R8
>>682270487
10/10 would let fuck my girlfriend
>>682273222
Pls rate me
>>682274648
Damn. We have some bull cocks in this thread.
I hope my gf is cheating with cocks like this
>>682272570
Your cock looks like it is rotting.
4/10
>>682275191
>dat curve
mmmm fuck yeah. 10/10
>>682275266
Pics of her?
I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD!!!
>>682273222
Looks big
10/10
>>682275636
Just over 7"
>>682252509
I don't give out 10s much but that thing is perfect.
rate
>>682275574
I dont have any nudes. I’m too beta
Pretty sure, she cheats on me as she is always flirting openly and has alpha male friends who flirt with her
I try not to admit i’m a cuck but I find ways to get her to say things that make me feel cucked
like i was asking her about dick size and eventually she admitted if my 5.7 inch dick was bigger it would feel better
>>682272275
no i havent
>>682254424
That's a pretty broad question...
Is it sexy time? 10
Is it not sexy time? 3 I guess?
R8
>>682276106
Clearly I didn't understand the rules here, flip those numbers around.
>>682276006
I'm close to 7". I'd plow this whore while you watched cuckboy.
>>682276006
The reason I dont admit i’m a cuck is that i’m hoping that she will she on her own without being asked as that would be way hotter for me personally
i might admit it one day in the future, if everything goes well. because i’d love to watch her get fucked. but if that happens i’ll try to make it seem like she turned me into a cuck
i might even pretend to be annoyed if i catch her cheating just because i think it would be hot if she disobeyed me
>>682273222
Opinions?
Couldn't get fully hard so you'll have to r8 my semi sorry
>>682275590
lolololo
i i know that dude. makes sense now
>>682275996
Average/10 nothing to be ashamed of.
>>682276006
She's fucking sexy, looks like a massive slut
>>682276006
Your gf is nice, would pound her hard, I'm 8 inches
Here's mine if anyone wants to rate
>>682273222
Stop forcing blood in there and I'll rate it.
>>682275682
she claims the biggest she had was 6.5 inches.
her ex who she is good friends with.
she flirts with him pretty intensely
>>682276472
call me
>>682276420
I would love that. Your dick is amazing. Could you please cock tribute her for me sir? Preferably the first pic
>>682276472
Holy shit. You are a fucking bull 10/10
>>682276815
>>682276472
samefaggot, brain stupidly
>>682276473
Here. Won't rotate for some reason
How do I get dick?
I want to bottom so bad sometimes but I'm 6ft tall and 230 lbs. Is there a fetish for that?
>>682276916
no I’m a cuck. and i was just admiring that bulls monster cock. because it would be amazing if he fucked my gf
>>682276758
in a few minutes
>>682277373
I would ravage her
>>682277138
It's not meant to rotate. It's meant to go in and out.
whatcha think, /b/?
>>682277553
The picture won't rotate
>>682277373
I would cum all over that pretty face
>>682277437
thats your gf? I would fuck her any time bro.
>>682246130
Niggers dicks is fucking short, man.
But thick like a potato.
They work well with just salt and butter.
Just roast them in your oven for 20 minutes or until perfect to your nigger lynching eye.
Oh by the way dicks make me hungry. This is now also a /whatdidyoueattoday/ threat.
I had a very nice piece of Pasta bake leftovers. I mixed spicy tomato sauce with southern French influences and a cheesy bechamel sauce I made with brown butter.
Then I added a sheet of panko crumbs and pecorino i made in a pan with a little oil and pesto.
Very nice combination of acidity and saltiness with a nice rounding on the edges by the sweet cheesiness and richness of the bechamel sauce.
Rate me :)
>>682277421
Thank you
>>682277758
Yes she is. I’m almost certain she is cucking me
r8
>>682251086
I can't phone but here's another
>>682278361
10/10
wish that was my gf
pic related
>>682278438
>>682278494
>>682278529
>>682258572
Til you couldn't walk straight
>>682278437
I should send her my dick on kik or something and see what she says.
18.5cm
>>682278310
I would really love fucking your gf. Show her this. You can mail me to [email protected] if you want more
>>682278751
I dont know if she has kik.
I would give you her facebook but if she found out about this thread it might fuck up my relationship because of one of my posts where I said I got her to admit a bigger cock than mine would feel better
I dont want her to know i’m a cuck yet, because i want her to cheat on me on her own.
>>682269975
>>682269975
Post tits
Honest thoughts?
Bow down or kneel down.
>>682279121
I do feel like it’s wrong for me for disobeying a bull. But this is the best relationship i’ve ever had and ever will have. And i’m working hard to let this progress a certain way, to where she will cuck me on her own more and more as time goes by until it gets to the point where she is fucking guys in front of me and she feels like it was her idea to have me be a cuck
another fantasy i have is if i make friends with a bull and send him to fuck my gf and then he sends me pics or videos
and she doesn’t know i was in on it
R8
>>682279707
So hopefully i’m not out of line
Sorry man, i respect you
>>682278618
Love it!
Guess my size
>>682279854
5 inches
>>682279804
>>682279707
That's okay, at least you know your place.
>>682279017
That is so fucking hot. It’s so fucking big and manly. It looks so right on her lips like that. Gonna fap to this picture and the thought of you making her cheat on me
>>682279854
>>682280062
What is wrong with you?
>>682280181
He is a cuck who just loves the thought of his gf fucking real men instead of his tiny bitch dick.
>>682280062
I know it is. You go ahead cuckie. She would love every inch of my cock
>>682247471
cute little peen
>>682249972
perfect cock 10/10
>>682252108
7.5/10
>>682263469
8/10
>>682271407
7.5/10
>>682273222
nice trips 8.5/10
>>682279163
diseased/10
>>682280230
Yes, and she admits that bigger would feel better.
She said her biggest was 6.5 and it was better than mine, and she thinks even bigger would feel good.
And I’ve gotten her to admit that huge monster cocks are sexually attractive.
My only complaint is that she is way too nice to me. It took me a while of asking her questions and digging for answers and telling her she can tell me anything before she admitted to any of this
and even then she told me she wouldnt cheat and she doesn’t care enough to cheat
i wish she would be purposely insulting to me
>>682281039
Just tell her it's your kink. She thinks cheating on you is a surface fantasy of yours and the act itself would hurt you. If That isn't true, simply convince her otherwise. Tell her it would be a healthy exploration of fantasy and have a safe word usable at any time by both parties.
>>682280290
Yes she definitely would. She wants a big cock
I dont think she has had a proper bull like you yet
if what she says is true about her biggest being 6.5. and i dont see why she would lie at that point because she admits bigger would feel better and is more attractive
she really needs a man like you
R8
>>682281039
Trust me, once she gets addicted to real cocks (8" and above) she will let you know what a pathetic little cock a beta like you has.
>>682246130
Rate mine
>>682281261
Yes she does. I would dominate her during sex like you never could. Just simply tell her you want to be cucked
>>682281236
The thing is, I dont want her to know i’m a cuck yet because there is so much potential for really hot scenarios if she starts cucking me on her own and thinks it is betraying me
i think it would be the hottest thing ever if she knowingly betrayed me with a really alpha bull
i’m only going to drop hints that i’m a cuck (like when i asked her about dick size)
hopefully she doesn’t leave me for a bull
>>682281587
Well then it sounds like you have it figured out. I would still suggest building a safe word. It has more than a singular use.
Also, here's more of my dick
>>682269975
Rate?
How big classifies bull?
>>682281936
More about attitude, I suspect. Anything bigger than the cuck works, in theory
>>682281797
Yes, I think I do.
I think she is always becoming more and more comfortable with flirting with other guys openly for example
i’m pretty sure she is already cucking me because she has male friends and she is very flirty with them
she compliments them, she hugs them, she sits really close and practically cuddles with them ect.
and one of her friends is her ex who she said had a better cock than me
i’m really enjoying seeing how this relationship is progressing
i want to observe the natural process of cuckolding
8.5inch uncut r8? :)
>>682281936
Probably 7 inches for most women
6 inches if she is inexperienced
8 if she is quite slutty
but anything bigger than the cuck works
>>682282681
Sitting at 7 inches, I would agree with this assessment
>>682280230
wish you were her bull so you could tell her that i have a bitch dick and that i’m a pathetic loser and make her agree
R8
>>682283060
And i dont say this because i hate myself
it’s about the fact that i just want to see primal sexuality take control of her and overpower her sweet nature
she is the nicest girlfriend i ever had and one of the nicest girls i know
>>682283311
I want a bull to make her act very insulting and mean spirited towards me, just so that i can appreciate how overpowered she is by her most primal sexuality because of her submission and respect for the bull
Rate a softy...
Rate
I LIKE HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH MYSELF ON /B/
Rate
>>682283311
>>682283484
You just want her to be happy and honest with herself. And she needs a real man with a real cock to show her how much she is missing
>>682280230
Very nice 9/10!
>>682283640
7/10 nice cock, a bit thin though
>>682283633
Looks great! 9/10, might want to shave though!
>>682283171
Those balls look great
>>682250816
Kek
I’m beginning to think that these dick rate threads are just gay guys looking for other gay guys to talk about what kind of gay shit they could do to each other. someone prove to me that there are tons of femanons in these threads and not a bunch of cock lovers reposting pictures of penises.
>>682284345
if QUADS then it’s true
>>682270715
More interested in that tight hole
>>682284444
haha
>>682283909
Yeah, I do love the idea of her being happy and enjoying herself
I also like the idea of a lucky guy getting to enjoy himself and feel like a king
>>682284594
I think it’s all pretty positive. Because being cucked makes me happy, and it makes everyone involved happy.
So i dont see why people hate it so much
>>682284444
Well then.....
>>682284594
>>682283909
same sentence structure, same cadence and lack of periods. samefagging this much in a gay cock thread
>>682283640
9/10 very nice love it
>>682284345
DUH. newfag or just dumb.
>>682284594
>>682284686
Trust me, with my dick SHE would be the lucky one.
My dick just doesn't take a good pic. Every time I do a dick rate thread ppl guess my dick is 4 or 5 inches and it's actually 6.5
>>682269975
Kill yourself
>>682284686
No self respecting alpha male would ever allow himself to be cucked. It’s all homoeroticism, from the bull to the cuck, these are all closet homosexual projectings
>>682285492
i agree with you. i can’t speak for the others but i’m only in these threads for str8/gay fantasy role play. Some of these dudes are legit prolly but it’s the same photos over and over and I recognize a lot of the same posters. Leave alone though, coming out of the closet is hard for some guys.
>>682246130
So many 9fags here you guys are originals