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hey guy from florida from the last thread, get in here

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Bamp

>>682211805
How's Pompidou?

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> he knew what would happen

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>>682211395
she denied me even before she could love me...but i loved her...

>>682211564
4chan is the closest thing I have to a friend.

Alcoholic here. Have ready downed half a bottle of bourbon despite having a good life. I wait until my fiance goes to bed and drink myself into oblivion... I hide the alcohol bottles in a closet.

>>682212077
Coheed brah

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Penis

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this one got to me

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>>682212260

anyone else fantasizing about suicide? anyone else prays for God to end them?

>>682212824
Everyday I do

Hoping I can hire someone to kill me lol

Im not an easy man to love, I got a list of exs who would agree. But there was one that continued to try, her name was Alexis and I loved her. I was too stupid and didn't realize that for her what we had was not just casual sex. Everyday in December she waited for me to tell her to not get on that plane and stay with me. She loved me for all the stupid little things I did. She left on that plane.

>>682211942
life is strange reference???

>>682211564
>>682212425
People are going ot be like 'you're gay you're a fag' for this, but honestly anonymous imageboard posting is about as close as I desire to get to other humans. It makes me happy.
>People are just fake and full of shit when you know who they are, anyway

>>682213357
>>682212824
Just because this world seems to be a terrible, boring shithole doesnt mean you need to escape it.
Instead of becoming an hero, become a hero.
Explore the world, do something amazing. You have nothing to fear, when your alternative is death itself.

>>682213483
I'll just go cry myself to sleep now

>>682213704
Except you know I'm homless in a month and I'm a paraplegic

>>682212171
Try using this one when the psychiatrist asks if you've thought about hurting yourself.

>>682213495
yup, iirc i saw the original pic on the lis subreddit

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>>682212824

>filename

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Bad habits form when you lose your addiction of love

>>682214070
Do you live in Virginia?

>>682214070
Well anon, I try to see the happiness in people's lives, but if youre depressed, paraplegic, and almost homeless, you sound fucked.
You can always change your mindset, and find what you love, but that takes effort

>>682214575
Sadly no, Washington state

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>>682213704
Sometimes people say they desperately wants to die but can't because they're too cowardly

Most of the time, what those people actually meant was "I want to be alive but it scares me and I want to run away"

Usually a lurker but I had a nice day. Time to relive some shit.
>13, tall, awkward. Couple friends, not great though.
>dad has had cancer on and off for 3 years
>don't smoke faggots
>Thursday late October
>mom wakes up to crash at 2 am
>I sleep through cuz I'm a brick
>it's dad, fell down on dining room floor talking about owls and shit
>call in hospice
>he's beat cancer once before, he can do it again right?
>Friday night talking with mom
>how long is it gonna take for him to get better?
>"anon... He's not getting better"
>all deez trump tier walls, all my hope, gone. I lose it.
>from that night on couldn't cry from left eye for 5 years
>Wednesday morning
>6:45, watching tv
>anon, it's time to say goodbye
>get up, go to living room where hospice has set up
>dad is on couch, skin pale, mouth open, occasional breaths
>hasn't eaten or drank in days
>say goodbye, I'll never tell anyone the words I told him exactly
>walk upstairs to get ready for school
>dies behind me, most peaceful death hospice nurse has seen

>months later
>walk up same stairs
>look into backyard
>"I wish there was a noose there"
>shake my head, I'm too proud to cut, an hero, talk to therapists, take drugs, drub just, anything

6 years later I stand happy and strong. Hold yourself to high standards my fellow anons, find stupid autistic ways to make yourself happy. You can stare death in the face and walk away.

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>>682212797
FUG YOU

Sorry for hijacking a little. But I desperately need it.

I understand that this isn't the most savory request. I wish that I could come here with a more decent request. But I think that I should provide context:

This is the mother of my two little girls.
We've been together for two years.
We just recently bought a home and I intend on proposing within the next 2 months.
She has a history of lying to me, especially regarding cheating on me.
I have forgiven her both times that she's cheated because she's the mother of my kids. I want this to work out.

Alright, all that out of the way, I need help if possible.

Long story short: she lied to me about where she was and who she was with last night. Facebook location gave it away. When I confronted her, she continued to lie. I asked the friend she was supposedly with what happened, and the stories didn't match up. Then her friend tells me that she was told to lie for my girlfriend to me.

My girlfriend won't answer me and has been guarding her phone like it's a newborn child. I just need to know what's going on. If it's something big, I feel like I need to know.
Her phone is a Samsung Note 5. Of course she has a passcode on it and I've been searching everywhere for the last hour and a half to find a way to get past it.
I can't factory reset because that obviously erases everything.
The supposed camera crash doesn't work anymore according to my research, so that's out.
I've tried the "wait for her to put in her passcode so you can see the digits via oil from her fingers on the screen and then try combos later." (this isn't my first time trying to get in to her phone obviously)

I know this is a long post, so here's the tl;dr -

My girlfriend is suspect and has cheated before. She's the mother of my kids and I need to get into her Samsung Note 5 without knowing the passcode to figure out wtf is going on.

Please. Any help or tips or anything is appreciated.

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I'm not sad, I just don't want to play anymore.

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>>682214921

>>682212824
All the time. I pray to get hit by a car tomorrow while going to my highschool.

>>682214070
>homeless and paraplegic
Contact some journalists, they like that kind of tear-jerking gossip and will likely destroy the reputation of whoever evicted you in the process

>>682214847
Thought you might be someone I knew

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>>682215322
>highschool
feel lucky you havent been suffering long yet...

I hate myself so much, I judge myself and beat myself up every day of over the smallest things or mistakes

I don't know how to enjoy anything, I just look at something logically and acknowledge it
I don't know how to simply have fun

>>682212679
it describes me so well

>>682215229
Divorce her. Since she was unfaithful, you should have a pretty easy time. Find a good lawyer to get hold of the girls.

Good luck anon

>>682214963
;( b/ros for life

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>>682216127

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If you can get past the shit grammar, it's sad.

>>682212425
anom only can really be anom here

>>682215229

So much cheating... and she refuses to talk about it.

Terrible sign. Sorry, bro. Sucks that she's the mother of your children.
Probably best you two separate and work out a way for you both to be involved in your girls' lives.

Sorry; no advice for the phone thing. Those are hard to get into.

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>>682211395
Seriously thinking about offing myself tonight. I'd do it if I had a gun.

>>682215227
what the fuck is a bernd? and what the fuck are those nation balls? /pol/ has flags not nation balls wtf is this?

>>682212679
That last line really rings true.

>>682216087
We aren't married yet, and I think we both know that since she's never been abusive to the kids or had any prior arrests that it'll be nigh impossible for me to get custody of the girls. If she cheated again, I'm done. 100%. I just need to figure out, with proof, if she did. Then I can talk to a lawyer and present them with the evidence to at least get joint custody if I can't get full.

>>682212260

That shitty placement of non-contrasting text really rustles my autism.

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>>682216248

Blue October - Break Ground


"If I could be good enough
I would be blown away
I could be their everyone
I could be there everyday
If I could be good enough
Then I could just glow"

>>682216639
The screenshot is from krautchan

>>682215268
I'm with you /b/ro, the worst part of feeling like this is that i can't bring myself to do something about improving my life, everything is so pointless

>>682212824
Tbqhwyf all i been thinkin avout all day. Realy want to jump in the quarry, to the bottom

>>682216532
I've only stayed with her for the girls. They're my life.
I've told her before that if she cheats again then I'm finished. I just need to have proof. And if she wasn't cheating, what the hell is she hiding?
Nothing good can come of this, I know. But there has to be an answer. One way or another, I have to know.

Thanks for the advice though =)

>>682213483
This makes me feel worse for the cat than myself

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Ranting on facebook does no good.
Ranting here is pointless no one reads these posts anyways.
I sold my soul to Nobody... On accident.
How was I supposed to know he exists?
He's nobody, so to speak.
I hope he gives refunds, I did keep my receipt.
Also, fuck you.

>>682216755

Its difficult to prove adultery... and its not adultery since you aren't married.
Even if you could prove that she's a cheater, courts in most states tend to disregard adultery. Many just do not care.

Do your best, anon. Maybe you'll get lucky and get a sympathetic judge/jury depending on your state.

>>682212260
>tfw you have that
>tfw realistically lifting her that high, or her running into me would be unwise for the body
It's a warm glow as a opposed to a blazing fire

>>682216755
In all reality if she's cheating this hard and doing this shit, she's gonna leave you anyways and is just bleeding you dry of what you have left, there's no way out bro, the golden apple turned out to be rotten to the core just like so many others

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>>682216318
ive always just lurked on /b but this thread has made me feel more than i have in the past few years...

>>682214551

>I'm a 12-year-old girl and this is edgy

>>682216755
Not being married shouldn't be in issue since there are children involved. I am kinda talking out of my ass because I don't know what the family law states in the country you live in, but I am sure that if she cheated you could prove she is not suitable to raise your kids.

>>682215229
End it, anon. It is never going to be easy and if you are waiting it will be a long time. It is clear she has not intention of changing. Not only for you, but shit like this can be harmful around your daughters.

>>682214963
Now I am sad because I am starting to long for the human touch again. Anything. Even a hug. I can't even remember the last time I was hugged by somebody that wasn't family.

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>>682216808

>tfw you will never have this and you know it

>>682214534
I thought this was Your Graduation by Modern Baseball for a second.

>>682212824
i know once i'm dead i won't care how others feel, but knowing now that they'll be hurting if i'm gone (even if it's only 2 people) keeps me from doing it, i wish it didn't

>>682212077
>mahnigga.jpg

>>682217443
Jokes on you, I'm a 12 year old boy

>>682217539

Get an escort.

The only reason I haven't killed myself is because I'm optimistic. I've been wearing my tin foil hat and slowly rocking back and forth for the past eight years, thinking that I'll drastically change overnight, and I won't be such a disappointment to my friends and family, such an inconsiderate asshole, such a socially retarded autist. I've never been able to get a good job. I can't afford to travel to all the places that I want to go. The only thing on my bucket list at this point is dying.
Should I just give up and kill myself? I would like for you all to be honest, but I understand if you guys make jokes.

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I don't have any pictures to share but I have a poem I heard a while back. I don't know who it's by or what the exact words were.

"I love you, he said,
out loud,
to no-one;
just to hear what it sounds like."

last night got drunk with a few buddies and one of them told me they had been secretly dating my ex girlfriend that i was with for 4 years. pretended i didnt care and that i was happy he found someone. tried to kill myself that night but my hands werent stable enough to load my pistol, sadly. so now im feeling hurt, betrayed, lied to, and just generally dont want to be alive anymore.

what have you been up to lately /b/?

>>682215322
High School? You have to wait it out. You may think your high school life is the end all right now, but trust me....it isn't.

>>682212655
If you have what you think is a "good life" then you don't need to be this way. Talk to a doctor. They will not shame you, they will help you.

>>682217220
That's really the best I can hope for. I just can't go into a custody hearing trying to say "Oh I'm such a great dad and she's a terrible person." Gotta have some substance behind my claims so I can get some good footing.

>>682217292
A-fucking-men brother.

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saw this a while back. It still makes me sad

>>682217631
That's exactly how I feel. I have 10 oxycodone pills here but I can't make myself take them because of my little brother.

>>682217840

Don't kill yourself.
Look for an opportunity to get some change in your life and embrace it.
Say fuck it and move somewhere far away and do new things.
If you're truly stuck and on the verge of ending your own life, why not just say fuck it and do something drastic? Go be a homeless traveler or something. Fuck it.

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C'mon guys

>>682217536
I just have to have some evidence to provide in a custody hearing so that I can get my girls. The courts are always going to lean towards the mother, so I have to do something to combat that.

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>shit soaked life anon

>>682212679
I know this feeling...fuck

These feels threads are the reason I'm using the green text in my comment. Here's the pic as well.

Love you /b/ros.

>>682216318
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>kek

>>682217749
Are escorts okay with only cuddling and watching tv together in our pajamas?

>>682213483
Fucking kill me
>Go on rekt threads, see people get seriously injured/die
"ha kek"
>see this
im crying my dudes

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>>682218070
mine is my abusive mother and (actually great but far away right now) girlfriend. look out for your brother, and try to take care of yourself, cause i know i will

>>682218033
Hire someone to follow her around and gather some evidence.

>>682218033

Is she a terrible person, really? Do you think she would look bad?
Do your absolute best to have all your ducks in a row when you appear in court.

Its super important to look calm. Do not lose your cool and do not get hot-headed and start accusing her of shit.
If at all possible, let her look bad in court. That's the best you can do if you can't get proof.
See if you can catch her in a lie and provide proof that she's lying.

Good luck, anon. Truly hope you can reach a happy conclusion where the both of you can be involved in your girls' lives.

Alright /b/ros, I need some advice. I'll greentext my story.
>be me about a month or two ago
>Best friend, let's call him M, gets a gf, let's call her A
>A and I start talking once M introduced us
>She has some mental issues, mainly depression and possibly multiple personalities
>Do what I would do for any of my friends, help her though it
>We start to like each other as we talk
>About a month or so after we start talking, she says she really likes me and wants to be with me, but she's already in a relationship, and still wants to be in that relationship, I.e. polyamorus relationship, etc.
>Holyshit.png
>Keep in mind, M didn't know this, and is an amazing guy
>I already am in a relationship, but it's a polyamorus (read: Open) relationship.
>FF to a few days later, A has a breakdown, M and I help her out
>She tells him about how she likes me, etc.
>Somehow M doesn't want to kill me
>After talking it over for a while, we decided to just let it go, and that A and I would try to let our feelings for each other go
>M starts becoming more possessive, which is understandable
>FF to yesterday
>A says she thinks the relationship might not work out because of the emotional bullshit and other bullshit
What do, guys? I really like her, but I don't want my best bro to want me dead. Help.

>>682218449
Maybe you'll get a discount if you bring ice-cream

She was the only person I really loved. I would do anything to just be next to her the best part is she felt the same or so I though. She left me and I spend so much time in pain. Eventually it turned to anger and I thought of how if she returned I'd have my revenge for it. One day she did come back but I just fell for her again. In time I was sure she was mine forever. One day she left again, leaving me her. A fool, hurting, hating and wondering what is wrong with me and the question that will bother me forever, Why?

>>682213483

Ok I think this is enough internet for me today

>>682218449

Absolutely. Escorts have a service called the girlfriend experience... they will literally act as your girlfriend. If you don't want anything sexual, that's not a problem.
Lol, you're paying them. They'll probably be happy that they don't necessarily have to fuck you.

>>682218939
Charlyn

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>>682218590
good night

>>682218590
I know this is a feels thread, but just like the banned episode of Ren and Stimpy, the physicality and timing just make it hilarious.

>>682218939
haille... god its so awful just to type the name

>>682218939
Cassie

>>682218939
Valeria

>>682218939
Serena... fucking hell, no sleep for me tonight...

>>682218939
Laura

>>682219178
whys that anon? whats eating you friend

Hey /b/
>be me, circa 7 years ago
>meet girl online
>talk to her every day
>she lives in the UK
>I live in the US
>FF a few years
>we skype every day
>she's literally perfect in every way
>tfw I'm hopelessly in love with a girl I've never met
>tfw she's probably coming to visit this summer
I hope she likes me.

>>682214963
Exactly what I'm doing rn. I'm somehow the one always left out of plans, sitting in my room all day everyday..

>>682218532
I have two little girls, I feel like you're wildly overestimating how much money I have. If I had the money, I would though.

>>682218678
>terrible person
Not terrible. Shady. Untruthful. Selfish. But she helps me take care of the girls. I'm not looking to shut her out of their lives, I just want to make sure that she doesn't try to be shady in court and try to make me look bad. I'm not Mother Theresa, but I'm a pretty solid dude. I want to be in their lives more than just every weekend or every other weekend. I know that she would do that, just out of spite, if I were to leave her. So I have to have something to take with me to back my claims before she'd start flinging dirt.

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>>682218939
Haruna. I miss her, and fear I'll never see that smiling, round face again.

>>682218782

Super shitty.
In all honesty you're going to lose in one way or another.
Clearly M and A will not work out. You can either back out completely and keep your friendship with M; or you can allow the relationship to end and get with A and lose a friendship.

Shit sucks.
IMO; bro's before ho's. Women are terrible creatures.

>>682218939
Dani

>>682218939
My universe

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>>682214534
i wasnt born for this

>>682218940
Sounds like it would be expensive anyway. And I wouldn't even know where to start. And in the end it'd make me feel worse.

>>682218939
Kalli

>>682218516
Thnx. I hope everything works out for you.

>>682216586

Based Timmy

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>>682218939
Katie

I'm in so much pain /b/

>>682219376
show her your memes folder, bitches love the memes folder

Women < just about everything

>>682218782
Be honest

Tell her you do like her but don't want to betray a good friend.

There's are strong chances she'll think you're a beta pussy but at least you won't make an enemy out of that guy

>>682218939
alondra

>>682218939
Erica.
My best friend. We both suffer fr depression and anxiety. She's my only escape from this fucking bullshit. The romantic feelings aren't mutual, however.

>>682219463
I am just giving advice. What you can and / or will do is up to you.

I know that in my country I would probably win this case in court.

>>682218940
So I'd pay them to bitch at me and disappear for days at a time? Doesn't seem worth it

I have a philosophy of life that keeps me going. Anytime I'm feeling depressed, like I can't go on anymore, I tell myself to do it for my future child. I imagine it's my daughter. Anytime I can't find the courage to keep going, or talk to that girl, I imagine I am doing it for her. It's what's kept me going, and I'm completely fine with that. For when I get to hold my future daughter for the first time, It'll all be worth it.

>>682218939
Savannah

>>682219484
chungo? is dat u?

>>682218939
Sera

>>682219746
>tfw I legitimately send her the memiest memes
She loves them
I love her

>>682212238
Fuck

>>682219616

Hah, its definitely a pretty expensive thing to do.

Make you feel worse? Maybe. You'll get physical interaction and sexual release if that's what you want.

Its not too hard to get an escort. A little research and you'll figure it out.

>>682218940
I had an escort fall in love with me because I treated her like a person like a close friend.

>>682218939
Jenny

>>682218939
val, i miss her. and i wish she wasnt with him.

>>682218782
Think about the shit your friend and you went through. Do you really want to leave all the good times behind and throw it all away for some girl? If he really was your best bro then the girl wouldn't even remotely be an option.

>>682218939
Jessica...and it's not the girl I am married to.

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!!

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>>682219747
you've not been in love

once you have, afterwards you're ready to die

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>>682211395
I got banned from 420chan for posting racism, then the mods made fun of me

https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/thank-you-doc

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You'll never be in space

>>682220066
>tfw you never got trips and dub dubs

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Need a little advice

>Meet amazing girl
>Fall in love
>She loves me more than I love her, or at least feels that way
>She has suffered a lot in life
>Broke up with me during one of her fits
>Got knocked up a week later
>Asked me if I still loved her
>Yeah I do
>Asked if I could still be with her
>No I can't

I put up with a lot for her. I loved her and have always tried to be humble but in that moment I could not set aside my pride as I had done so many times before. Did I make the right call?

>>682218782
You can very easily tell that she's actually just an attention who're and is doing this for the drama
>possibly multiple personalities
Yes I'm sure she would want you to think she has a mental disorder that doesn't actually exist
>has a break down
You mean she wanted to cause a shitstorm

Your obviously all freshman/sophomores in highschool and should just fuck her already bc in about a month she won't matter anyway
>polyamorous
Fucking stupid ass kids is this stupid fucking feminist bullshit really ingrained when you're that young now

>>682219864

Lol. You pay them for what you want them to do. Just cuddle and watch TV or talk about life.

Lots of escorts are very good at what they do. Its their job, after all. You can just hang out and talk about your problems with a girl with good people skills. It will probably make you feel a lot better to have someone to talk to that has absolutely no connection to your life.

Then you can fuck her.

Win/win IMO.

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>>682219369
i lost the girl of my dreams to my selfishness and stupidity... she was everything i ever wanted and needed and my life was getting so much bettere just being around her. i was quitting drugs and stopping drinking (mind you im only 20 and i already have a huge problem with that stuff)but now im back to drugs and being lonely on b/.

>>682212322
I always called that feeling contentment

>>682217246
why is it a bad idea

>>682212824
From time to time

>>682212679
My ex was like this, and I fucking hated how I couldn't do more to help her through it. She is the most beautiful person I have ever known, and she thinks she's the ugliest.

>>682218449
>>682218940

This almost made me cry.

>>682218939
Joy.

>>682219800
I did. She understands, but that still doesn't change the fact that we really like each other, and I'm a huge social autist, so the chances of me being in any sort of relationship after the one I'm in inevitably expires is extremely slim...

>>682218162
I would have loved to be a traveling hobo. It would have taught me a lesson in humility, taught me to appreciate the few things that I had. I could have adopted a stray dog. Given him a human name, like Jim or Bob.
But I know, deep down, that it's too late for me. I'll just say or do something stupid later on in life, ruin something special, contemplate suicide again. I'm irreparably damaged.

There's no point in living in this endless cycle of self-deprecation. I have the gun in my hands right now. It isn't loaded yet, but the bullets are in a safe in my closet, and it wouldn't be a hassle to get them out. Should I load the whole cylinder, or just one bullet? Maybe play Russian roulette until I die, make my suicide interesting.

You get an A for effort, anon, but I don't know why I bothered asking. I knew it would come down to this.

>>682220399
You did good /b/ro. You did good

>>682220399
yes, absolutely

>>682218939
The one I missed, Meredith

>>682211395
>/qst/ - Quests
feels?

>>682218939
There are two of them

My ex, Stephanie, I still love her but we're completely incompatible

Also Marie-Eve, the cutest, wittiest, most energetic woman I've ever met. She barely seems to notice my existence no matter how hard I try to get her attention.

>>682220399
It didn't even take a week before she had another guy? Question answered.

My call is that you're her back-up.

Look after yourself once in a while.

I don't fucking get it. I have a relatively stable family life, amazing friends, hobbies, and I'm going to the college of my choice in the fall and yet my life is just fucking gray to me. Like if I were to die, I wouldn't care, and if I were to stay alive I wouldn't care, and I have severe periods of gloominess. What the hell is wrong with me /b/.

>>682218939
Ellie

>>682212797
Sound like bullshit.

>>682220441

I agree, minus the fuck her part.
She's an attention whore and not worth it.

Keeping and holding your actual friendship with your bro is a lot more important.
I've lost a friend to a situation very similar to this one... its like 5 years later since our incident between us and we're trying to repair our friendship.

Would've been better to have never lost it in the first place.

>>682220399
u´re making the right call, m8.
dubs dont lie

>>682218939
Vianney. Who changed so much that hurts to see what she has become.

>>682217539
Craigslist has a section for platonic friends. Try that. Maybe it goes to more than just friends.

>>682220441
Did you spell whore with an apostrophe so we'd pronounce it "hoo-er?"

>>682218939
ximena

>>682220399
>had one of her fits
This isn't even true though
She pretended to have a fit so she could "break up", fuck some dude and feel like it wasn't cheating, and then was probably gonna come back either way and ended up being pregnant bc she's fucking stupid

>>682220637
>>682220650
>>682220753
Thanks for the input. I felt I could have married her but I guess not. Still hurts and probably will forever I guess

>>682220399
you did good man
don't you ever fucking tell yourself you didn't
got it?

>>682220399
you're a hero

>>682218162
I would have loved to be a traveling hobo. It would have taught me a lesson in humility, taught me to appreciate the few things that I had. I could have adopted a stray dog. Given him a human name, like Jim or Bob.
But I know, deep down, that it's too late for me. I'll just say or do something stupid later on in life, ruin something special, contemplate suicide again. I'm irreparably damaged.

There's no point in living in this endless cycle of self-deprecation. I have the gun in my hands right now. It isn't loaded yet, but the bullets are in a safe in my closet, and it wouldn't be a hassle to get them out. Should I load the whole cylinder, or just one bullet? Maybe play Russian roulette until I die, make my suicide interesting.

You get an A for effort, anon, but I don't know why I bothered asking. I knew it would come down to this.

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One time during class my gf asked if I had any mental problems. Told her I had schizophrenia (hear and see things that aren't real), had it since I was born. She then utters some words that have haunted me till this day.

>"Then.. How can you tell of I'm real anon?"

I have been sinking deeper and deeper as these days go by, I always question if she's real, she reassures me my telling me she is, and letting me hold her hand during fits, but I'm still wondering if I'm in an asylum, screaming, begging to be let go.

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Lost my best friend back in late 2008.
Had her in my life for 3 glorious years.
I still dream about her constantly.
Pic related.

>>682218939
My one true love; Willow.

>>682220515
>why is it a bad idea
For starters I'm only an inch taller than her. She weighs pretty close to my weight. Also she such a bumble. She'd probably just end up tackling me. I suppose from an emotional stand point we'd be fine though.

im so scared of being a dissapointment and its too late to do anything about it and i never go out with friends and i had a gf for like 3 weeks once in high school and i'm so lonely and terrified of the future

>>682218939
literally nobody

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>>682221518
It's okay anon, you're okay. Us /b/ros are very real and very much here for you dude.
And you're right where you are dude, no worries.

>>682221545
:'/

>>682218939
gears of war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqLEDqLXJb0

Feels Thread Music

>>682221518
holy fuck

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>>682218277
>shit soaked life anon still here

good night /b/ros. best you all of you. Also, pic related

>>682221518
Hey man, she was just saying that because she's a girl and girls are fucking stupid, I assure you that I'm real and so are all the other people on here (except those fucking dogs, you can't tell who's a dog on the Internet)
Don't ever believe that this life isn't real, it's just as real as the hospital bed you've been in for years, you know because of that coma
Are you ever gonna come back to us? We just need you to wake up

>>682221851
good choice

Stop feeling sorry for yourselves, you cringey cunts. Ugh.

>>682218939
Rachel... seeing your snaps with others kills me

>>682221784
God I wanna play the new game but Don't wanna shell out 300 bucks for the console

>>682221496
an old dog can learn new tricks, leave everything behind by going into the world instead of leaving everything by offing yourself.

>>682218053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IxO883LN70
>have a nice holiday

>>682221396
Understood anon

>>682221635
Are you thin or is she kinda fat?

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>>682220540
Then develop some social skills ffs.
If it turns sour then the only thing you did was lose a friend.

If you're really fucking awkward i'll give you a tip that helped me a lot.

Go to some random ass chatrooms and talk to people. Even if you don't want to. Force yourself. Once you're moderately comfortable with it take it a step further and go outside and meet people.

Take a self defense class, join any club that you're interested in, stuff like that. It'll take a while but once you can finally talk to people without losing your spaghetti... then thats really fucking satisfying.

Do the right thing for once in your goddamn life.

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>>682221963
You may have trips, but you're not funny. And you're probably retarded.

>>682221982
i love Slow Dancing Society

it's such ghostly, ephemeral music...it reminds me of the dreamlike past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxOAVi4JziA

>>682217562
I did once.

>>682222428
She's kinda fat. I don't lift enough to throw her around much. But we both work towards a goal. Still don't go believing the movie type romance stuff is all that viable.

>>682222724
>you may have trips
The b8ing is real

>>682216318
I like how you can see the beginnings of a neck beard. Top zoz m12

>>682218939
Emily

>>682218939

chrys

>>682220540
Don't be like that, think of what your friend has to put up with right now. You'll just make things worst for a guy who's probably about to snap already. With that type of timing, if the girl wants to she'll be enabled to blame everything on you and you'll have to deal with months of frustration that she caused to your friend.

You're too much of an easy target in that situation. You should definitely wait. Maybe she'll think you're beta and indecisive or maybe she'll respect you for standing up with your principles.

Either way, I don't think you should put yourself in a position that would designate you has the bad guy of their drama.

Reading this custody case here made me remember my childhood. My parents divorced and my mother got the custody. No problem up to here, I'm pretty sure dad was cheating up to today. I took a CD with photos and saw him with some other woman so yeah... There's that.
Anyway. My mother got custody and dad never paid a single dime to her for us, so she took us and moved to another country. We went from seeing him al two weekends to maybe in the holidays - guess this was harsh for him. He started to pay the money directly to my account as soon as I needed a drivers license and half a year later I got a phonecall from him that he'd only have another week to live.
Yeah. I never got to talk much to dad for a few times and I never got to ask him why the hell he hadn't payed. I just figured it was some sort of dispute between my parents. Thanks to that though I lost time I could have spent with him.
Obviously I skipped school for a week to be with him but this one week could never compensate for all those years.

>>682218939
Its very strange , but at this point I dont feel nothing to "her"
Last time when I see her was 3 years ago , not sure but I think I saw her at the park some just days ago and remember, fuck I mean its like I dont feel nothig for no one for 3 years
Her name is irina

>>682213483
nooooo

>>682220711
You religious fella?
I kinda wathced this stuff about genisis
And I learned before god created the earth and the heavens he destroyed mankind first
I did not know that
So god is here from the beginning and made a new beginning
I thought it was poof and universe
Now I believe in the bible
And Im certain the whole ancient aliens things is real
Scary stuff considering the thing inside my wall that knocks in erratic patterns when Im alone shows up some times and I have visions

I hear voices
I see visions
Apparently jesus did too

But now Im shcizophrenic
He got crucified

Im starting to think that Jesus had the implants attached to my optic nerve and on my trachea

Im pretty concerned

About Jesus
And everyone else

Anything I should do

I go to church sometime


I mean

I saw a being of lite once

Apparently thats Lucifer according the bible


You ever been scared of the presence of Lucifer before

Really scary shit dude

I wish I never got the MRI

Learned about abductions and targeted individuals

Terror is real

Eternity most likely too

>>682222724
>You may have trips
Then you may have quads

>>682218939
Starla

>>682218939
Jessica.

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This was posted in a cringe thread, but I really feel sorry for the guy.

>>682220590
Well if you wanna be a coward and take the easy way out then do it.

Take three bullets, put them in the cylinder so theres always a space between each bullet, spin it as hard as you can and hold it against your head and pull the trigger.

If you splatter your brains all over the fucking wall, congratulations you took the easy way out and majorly fucked everyone over who means at least something to you.

If you don't, however... then man the fuck up and do the one thing on your bucket list. Take some sidejobs, doesnt matter what and save up. Buy a one way ticket to wherever you wanna go, and go through with it for once.

>>682219314
Me too, friend, me too..

>>682223795
Thats her name too?

>>682222135
An old dog can learn new tricks, but not if it's legs have been severely broken.

Let's say, hypothetically, I don't kill myself tonight. I go out and become a traveling hobo. What would stop me from constantly worrying about ruining relationships with new hobo friends? I would be stressed all the time. And even if I ran away from every ruined hobo relationship, the weight of leaving those people behind without so much as a goodbye letter would stress me out even more.

If you can tell me how to get around that, I won't kill myself.

Anyone know anything to take that will just make you sleep and never wake up. Makes it look like something medical rather than suicide

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Sometimes anons...when i'm depressed.
I don't what you guys usually do like...
>Think about my exes. (alot of my exes turned out to be really wierd after our relationship, one became really into pegging. So i don't miss people i used to love, when they're so different now than before.
>Want to kill myself: I would 1000x more likely kill someone else in killing spree before i kill myself. As fucked up as that is, it's my preference i guess. Still if i wanted to die, i would die doing crazyshit/shit i couldn't do when i cared.
>Beat myself/Hate myself. I truly do have some hate for myself, but i don't let it overcome the fact that i'm all that i'm ever gonna let myself be. If i always think of myself as a sad, pathetic, cuck going nowhere with my life...Then that's all i will be.
All of you anons really just need to remember that you could be have a much harder time, much more stressful problems and a much harder time in general in finding the awnser to your problems...most of you (i hope) have food/water/living space and at least a phone/pc for entertainment, i would start trying to find out how to make your life not so shitty.
>

>>682213483
>my cat does this to me every morning
A sign?

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>>682211395
Hey, /b/
>be me, 4 years back
>junior year of high school
>in band
>play the horn so trombones are behind me
>one girl in trombone section
>hardcore mirin' her
>we talk a lot
>hang out at pep-band games
>text late into the night
>I'm a 5/10 beta
>she isn't much better
>she browses tumblr and a borderline sjw
>I don't like it, but I can look past it
>I make my move after a year of friendship
>at that point I was a senior
>she says yes
>shocked, nervous and above all happy
>we see each other every day at school
>go on dates almost every day
>tea, coffee, etc...
>I move slow
>holding hands and hugging two weeks in
>I just want to be around her
>see her smile start to fade when I'm around
>she asks to stop holding hands
>This destroys me
>She texts me late one night
>"Can we talk before school tomorrow?"
>I'm not retarded, I know whats coming
>can't sleep all night
>go to school
>hear some bullshit about her "depression"
>she wont pull the trigger
>I have to say "like a bandaid"
>she just replies "yeah" and walks away
>only dated for a month and a half
>not upset at no longer having a gf
>destroyed because I lost one of my best friends
>a few days later
>find out she is mirin' my best bro
>find out that a couple of weeks before I asked her out, he fondle her and took er top off in his basement
>he was the only person I had told about how I liked the grill
>years later
>still can't trust people
Fuck

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>>682212238
This hit me harder than any other image on 4chan.

>she left a week ago
>I want her to come back so bad
She's never coming back.

>>682222929
look at the army and marine corpe PT standards and work towards meeting the 18 year old standard. Even if you don't look weight, you'll still be fit

>>682220759
Think about the things you wanna do.

Don't just stay inside all day, looking at the computer screen in a dark room. Give your life a kick. Go bungeejumping, do some sport, go somewhere you always wanted to go.
Or don't do something as extreme as this and just learn to play an instrument, or learn to cook. Anything.

It's up to you to make your life interesting and fun.

>>682215268
Pretty much. I'm just bored now. I won't say I've seen it all but I feel like I've seen enough to be content. It's just a long ass waiting game from here and it's goddamn frustrating not knowing how long I have to wait.

>>682219376
Same thing happened to me..Never worked out.

>>682212160
Astro boy could have flown away couldn't he?

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>>682216376
>I wronged a man, but you have to get over it because I'm a girl

Fuck You

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>>682221518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtJAsvzKKnQ

>>682224349
Actually the standard I hope for. Just trying to at least be strong, not necessarily "swol" or whatever. I'll look into it though.

>>682219930
Not bad, anon

>>682218939
Ruth

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>>682223784
he ended up bringing his dads double barrel and blowing the heads off all three while they trembled and begged for forgiveness pissing themselves and crying.