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Friend Zoned. Its my friend birthday and she's passed out
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Friend Zoned.
Its my friend birthday and she's passed out drunk
what should do?
Trips decides
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please go away
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>>682198238
finger in ass
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>>682198238
>>682198238
Go the fuck to sleep dumbass.
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stick finger in pussy and post
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>>682198238
this again?
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>>682198238
Have some self-respect and go jerk off in the bathroom, you sad sack.
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>>682198238
nice repost fagget
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>>682198238
OP is a faggot and will never deliver
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Take off her panties and wear them as a hat to sleep you creep
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>>682198238
Sharpie in eye
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>>682198238
roll
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what happened>>682198238
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>>682198618
This
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>3:05 am
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>>682198238
Quit being such a fucking loser. That's what you should do.
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>>682198669
reposting faggot last OP didnt deliver
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Face and tits
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>>682198669
Thread 404'd b4 I worked up enough courage to do it
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OP is fag
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Post pic of feet, jack off and cover her underwear in cum
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>>682198743
i was about to,but i got message about this thread.
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OP is literally Golgom
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more pics faggot
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Draw a dick on her face in sharpie or rape he
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>>682198967
OP here ok, hold on
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>>682198238
cover her with blanket. go to sleep. get some self respect
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fuck her asshole
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>>682199175
reroll
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Spread her cunt!
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Stick finger in Pucci
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>>682199343
So close REEEEEEEEE
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>>682199138
im one cig away from hitting the bed
post that shit already
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>>682198703
Eurofag
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>>682199343
And take a pic
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>>682199343
Come on papi need trips
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an hero
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rape her
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Stick your tube steak in her vajin
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rape
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stop posting and dont bother her
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Nose her pooper deep
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Penor in vaggo
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Choke her
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cum in her pussy
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Stick your cock in her & post pics
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Tuck her in
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>>682199786
really
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Op is fag
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fuck her
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choke the shit out of her
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rape time
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>>682198238
copypasta
abandon thread
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Dick in pussy
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OP is still a fag and still wont deliver.

Anyway... Pug a finger in that ass or pussy, take a pic and post it!
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anal with no lube
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Just go jerk off and stop being a faggot
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put dick in puss
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>>682200035
roll
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>>682199901
This
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Fuck her m8
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OP not delivering...Abandon thread.
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leave her alone
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Penis in vajj
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Pictures!!!!!?
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dick in ear
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>>682199175
Rolling for this
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>friend passes out
>pulls out phone
>takes pic
>posts on 4chan
Completely normal
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>>682200126
Nope
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Get her pregnant and film
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>>682200266
FUCKING WINRAR
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Jerk off and bukake with her
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Look at the time stamp fags
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>>682200375
word
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>>682200361
phetoshop
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Post picture of her cat i forgot to save it last thread
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timestamp facial
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>>682200470
On a phone,in 2 minutes
Yeah,must be
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Make a dick scar on her face
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>>682200418
Nigga,you triping?
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Dont deliver and let the thread reach bump limit while people argue
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Stick sharpie in your pooper.
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>>682198238
if she came to your house wearing those panties, she wants to fuck, if you werent such a limp dick.
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anal creampie
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B-b-b-birthday Rape
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lick her puss
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Post her facebook so we can send her this thread
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>>682200630
you need only 20 secs to edit a image on cellphone
>samefag
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Poo on her cat
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Shit in mouth
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eat her asshole
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>>682201008
because anyone would go through that much effort to not be a "samefag"
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murder suicide
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Stab your dick with a knife.
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Niggers
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>>682201178
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Give her a "cosby"
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>>682201211
Kek roll
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Tuck her into bed
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Slice your throat
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fuck nd photo
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>>682201095
ikr dude?xDDDDDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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TAKE YO PANTIES OFF!!!!!!!
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Poo in her hair
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Fun n her pussie
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put your cock in her mouth, post pic.
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Kill her
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Post on Facebook that you made this thread with screenshots. Tell her parents, friends, and her. Tell everyone you wanted to rape her and ruin your life. Not even your waifu will love your creepy ass.
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>>682201389
reroll
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Show belly button and goto bed
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pull her panties off and show clit
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go to sleep you faggot
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strip her
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>>682201550
this doe
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How long has this been going?
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>>682201525
reroll for clit shot
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>>682198238
Put 4 fingers inside of her.
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>>682198238
Sharpie in pooper
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Smear shit all over the walls
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fuck her - post vid
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tuck her in bed and tenderly hug her while falling asleep.
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>>682198238
obviously i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>682201662
half hour or so
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>>682201662
4th thread op hasnt delivered anything, really good feeling about this time around
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Make popcorn anon
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>>682201836
this
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>>682201662
about 3 hours

also voting for what everyone else wants.
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>>682201420

Lets fuck up OP

also post screenshots.
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>>682201178

roll
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>>682201420
This
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>>682201389
rolling for this
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Punt her cunt
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>>682201836
do this
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>>682201873
Roll
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>>682202011
>>682201389
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>>682199991
jesus fucking christ

>insert random objects in her vagina
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dont do anything
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>>682201836
Rollerino
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Make corn dogs
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celery stick in pooper
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>>682198238
op wont deliver hes a pussy faggot.
If you have to post a question on what do ? Then you are already a homosexual.. Don't bother replying without a video of the rape.
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>>682201420

This
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rape yourself
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>>682202170
Roll
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>>682202179
Roll
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>>682198238
play her my mixtape soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
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>>682201857
>>682198384
faggot
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>>682201836
rolling for this
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Eat cereal
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Not be a lonely virgin
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>>682202225
So close
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Wake her up and tell you made this thread
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Eat cheese it's
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>>682201836
Roll again
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just play with her pussy and suck her titties
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>>682201836
rolling
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Tell her you tried to rape her, and show her this thread on 4chan you posted
>>682202258
AND do this while showing her
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>>682201389
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Draw a dick on her face if you can't find anything to draw with put your dick on her face
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>>682201836
Roll up
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Just fuck her already
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Give her h2o
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>>682202573
This!
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>>682201178
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>>682202592
Roll
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Make something to eat
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>>682199343
Roll
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TRY TO OPEN A BEER BOTTLE WITH HER PUS.
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>>682201836
rollin
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Good shit
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Ejaculate inside of her vaginal
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put your hand down her pants, rub her while jerkin it until she wakes up then see what happens.
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>>682201836
rolling for dat
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>>682202763
this
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>>682201836
Roll note
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>>682202733
roll
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>>682202767
this
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>>682202573
Dis
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Dont, just dunk your balls in a jar of mayonnaise for the time being.
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Make sandwich.
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>>682201836
Throw dice
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>>682202849
This here
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>>682202757
This
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>>682202857
Reroll
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>>682202700
Reroll
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>>682201836
next round
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>>682201836
Hoping for trips
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Dont do anything and show her this thread
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>>682201836
Rolling
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>>682198238
>3:05 am
>Clear daylight in the picture

2/10 apply yourself
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Pit your dick in her pic of it
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Fuck her
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>>682202857
Reroll yes
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>>682203000
winrar
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>>682198238
let her sleep, put a blanket over her
sorry op, but you are a faggot from now on
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spread pussy put fist in vagina.
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>>682201836
Rolling
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>>682201836
Come on trips
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>>682198238
put toothpaste inside her asshole squeeze it all the way pull out the toothpaste tube and stick the toothbrush inside
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>>682203000
OP FUCKED UP!!!
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>>682203000
We got a winner
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>>682202930
Roll for initiative
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Jizz on her lips
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>>682203000
fuck you anon
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cuddle
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>>682203000
what a waste
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fill her snatch with spiders and wake her up
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>>682203000

winner fag.
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>>682198238
Nothing you shit head. Don't be an asshole
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Eat her out until she wakes up
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>>682203000
GTFO :D OP deliver vid!!
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RAPE
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>>682203000
What a fucking waste
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>>682203000
OP it's time now
>you won't deliver, faggot
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>>682203000
YES
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>>682203172
^^^
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OP is not going to deliver anyway
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>>682203000
dont listen to the white knight faggot and ram it in
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>>682203434
This is appropriate
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>>682203000
Genius thread will 404 before any of that
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>>682203000
aw yissss
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>>682203355
Chek'd
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>>682203555
You have trips
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>>682198238
lube
rub her pussy with it
wait till shes moaning
then fuck her right in the pussy
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>>682203000
OP here, so should I wake her up?
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>>682203000

Guy here with trips, also got quads the last thread. I know OP wont deliver. If he does. Ill post a video of me inserting 3 sharpies up my butt.

Yea..I just don't quite agree with non consensual shit
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>>682198238
Jerk it, cum on her panties.
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>>682203698
Photoshop skill over 9000
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>>682201836
Reoll
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>>682203698
hand.png
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>>682203944
It is too late
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>>682203790
They c me rollin
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>>682203698
Shit OP. You got weird ass fingers.
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>>682201420
Faggot
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>>682203759
I want this
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>>682203698
lol, if trips I'll kill my self
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>>682203000
she's laughing
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Shave off eyebrows
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>>682203698
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>>682198238
Impregnate.
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>>682204261
Not OP
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>>682204261
You're not OP. Nice try Faggot
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>>682204361
how do you know:
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>>682203698
This is sad.
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I bet she woke up and saw the writing, op will be with con's now
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>>682204457
She has a Green shirt on in original post
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>>682204261
tell her to spread cunt then
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>>682204261
Where did you get this pic of my gf?
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>>682204568
I know the girl in the pic isnt her, but couldnt that be op telling how she reacted posting a ramdom image:
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>>682204747
google images under "slut"
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OP here, Yall just want nudes?
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