fucking get in here

cmon u fucks

So he hires a chick. She plays with her phone. He plays WoW. 4chan has a new hero

bumping for interest

EPIC THREAD ITS GOING DOWN BOYS.

what in the fuck is happening

get the fuck in here u beta cucks if he can make it so can you

>>682190501
Honestly, respect to this guy.
Who cares if he's "beta"? this is pretty cool and he's not really at all that cringe with her, go chrrys

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This is going to be a wild ride.

>>682191521
hi chrrys

>>682191521
>respect
>pays for sex

>>682191521
Ya seriously she's pretty hot. At least one of us made it

>>682191445
>if he can make it so can you

By 'make it' you mean hire a whore?

>>682190501
How do I view this

ive got no audio. what the fuck are they laughing about

The sad thing is that the guy will think she actually likes him when she laughs with him but shes just a cheap whore

>>682191758
get out

>>682191521

You are beta as fuck holy shit

>>682191662
you know what I meant, yes he paid her and she's an escort but let's see you do this in front of 1K viewers no less,

>>682190501
Guy is fucking cringe, but she's got that girl next door look about her, would smash

>>682190501

doesnt work

cant wait for the bj i bet this guy has a 10 inch cock

Damn she's not even bad looking.

>>682191857
>newfag detected

>>682191758

By being newer

>>682191758
2nd

>>682191933
take out the first /

>>682191864

Do what? They're not even fucking

>>682191864
Fucking on camera isn't "brave". its degrading and degenerate

>>682191521
>kek

Hes gay as fuck

holy fuck this is god tier cringe. he's so fucking nervous he's doing that fruity autistic sperg shit

Is she not a "friend"

hes a beta hes letting her cop his mantits

How much is each token on this shit?

acne scarred amoeba ft. mediocre whore... this should be delightful!

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>>682190501
I love it when cute bitches degrade themselves into letting these disgusting basement dwellers fuck them for money.

she is literally rubbing his mantitties

>>682190501
Honestly, prostitute or not, this dude has a hot naked chick in his room. I'll never get get there.

damn he's hot...

Is this dude a virgin or some shit? Why are they not fucking already she's hot as hell

>>682192325
Fucking kek

>chaturbate
bunch of weirdos

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Is this a Make a Wish Foundation?

He's about to lick her nipples and she looks horrified

>>682192515
kek

OMG I CAN'T EVEN

This is fake you idiots. They are just doing i for tokens.

One of you fags stream

Holy mother of fucking cringe. I can't watch.

why arent they fucking? who is this cringe that theyre nervous around whores

This is way cringeworth I cant watch the whole thing

>>682192515
m'kek

do you frequent the male section on chaturbate often op?

>>682191807
>>682192042
>>682192051
I figured it out assholes

How much money is 500 tokens?!

what are those noises he is making

camgirls actually look for guys to go on cam with. they make more money that way, and the guys get free sex.

ive had some ask me to do it before, but theyre all chubby ugly whores.

WHY CAN'T I SEE ANYTHING???

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fug yez

>>682192380
She's not that hot...
Maybe by comparison to that neckbeard she's hot

>>682190501
He sure is one of us

What am I watching

his face looks like a dominos pizza

Why are they just hugging

this dudes weird little moan creeps me the fuck out

this is actually really intresting

Can't wait for the blowjob.

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LOL, some guy is trying to recruit people into his EVE corporation.

Fucking neckbeards.

>i'm not gay

i dont believe him

So are they gonna fuck?

>I'm not gay i just support the "gay community"


Holy fuck the cringe deepens

This fat fuck was just sucking on some hot chick's tits and put a hand on her ass and I've never even talked to a girl before. What the fuck.

Someone post screens for the fags at work

How doi do this shit

lol @ all the jelly fags.

RUB THE BELLY

>>682192906
No it's not. It's staged and boring.

What's up with the high pitch noises they make.
So fukin cringe

I'm so happy right now... I'm also 19 and watching him just makes me appreciate my life

>you've lived to a time when ungly neckbeards fucking hookers on camera is called a "social experiment"

He looks like a character from the assigned male comics

is he giving her a breast cancer exam?

>>682193086
UANHHHHUEHHEHUJHHAH

>>682193071
I don't think they are smart enough to stage this.

>>682190501
>/chrrys/
this guy is soooo fucking beta hahaha wow ! cringy as fuck to watch but il keep watching in hopes she grabs his cock or something

>>682192976
Kek

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>>682193042
there you go bud

>>682192357
Someone post that pic of the guy who was like "that's a pic of me"
It's mandatory.

>the awkward moment when betas criticize another beta for showing initiative.

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>>682190501
i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

is this girl high or something? Or just kinda air-headed? She seems slow

2k people watching right now

>whew

So cringy.

Link?

what the fuck am i watching them fall in love?

>>682193363
crackwhore

look at the description she aint a prostitute it´s his friend or something

what a fucking alpha male

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I'm cringing so hard I'm going to invert soon

WHAT A TERRIBLE SYSTEM THEY HAVE

oh my god why isnt he fucking her and why is he conversing with a prostitute?

>>682193492
she's got too much bodyfat to be a crack whore. She's prob on some pain killers

loser isn't even gonig to fuck a paid prostitute

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>NOT SO BAD YOURSELF, HOTSHOT

>>682190501
Welp I know what I'm masturbating to tonight

Shes literally sitting there with no clothes on and hes still self-friendzoning himself

>>682193507
How do you see the description

>>682193555
Your mom is a pain killer

About me section of the profile says "Best friends going to college, on a sexy road to it. ;)"

Can't tell if real or fake

$5 says this dude is a moderator on several reddit boards

>>682193626
Yeah i know, that guy is so fucking hot.

>>682190501
The bots are learning. With each day they get smarter and smarter. How are they able to breach the wait timers? When will this horror end.

>>682193652
kek, pls, kek, comment of the night!

>>682193660
scroll down to the bio section fam

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THOSE SPANKS. I KNOW HE HAS MORE POWER THAN THAT STORED AWAY IN THAT DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER GREASE IN HIS UPPER ARM

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fatguy slaps ass at inrcrebdily high speds

>>682193652
man, when you are too beta to even fuck a whore
what time to be alive

HEY EVERYONE LOOK IM POSTING ON 4CHAN LIKE A SUBHUMAN EDGY FUCKING FATASS LOSER LOLOLOL HOLY SHIT IM DEEP AND INTELLECTUAL DANK MEMES DANK MEMES HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT LOOK. I SAID A SLUR NIGGER IM RACIST LOLOL NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER LOOK IM SO EDGY I HURT SO MANY SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS WITH MY RACISM AHAHA FUCK WOMEN PRAISE LOLICON ETC LOOK GUYS IM ONE OF YOU DUBS DUBS DUBS DUBS FUCK YEAH USING MY ANONYMOUS 4CHAN ACCOUNT TO POST ON B THE BEST BOARD AM I RIGHT GUYS HAHAHA IM NOT A TRAP I SWEAR TITS OR GTFO LOL XD

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>>682193436
First time here? Follow the mother fucking clues dumbass

>>682193287
How much cash they been given?

>>682193669
>moderator of politics who endorsed Bernie Sanders


£100 says so

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>>682193460
ikr wtf

Hope somebody is recording this shit...

>>682190501
My god this guy is an embarrassment to men.

>>682193363
A paid whore

>>682193892
kek

She wants his cock and he is so obblivious. This is hard to watch.

>>682193873
Thank you for summarizing what everyone does who joined after 2011.

KILLL ME

>>682193839
fAT humanoid dogger slaps grill ass at increidbly hiGH speds

>>682193852
"I'm a nice guy who will treat you right. Here's 50 bucks lets go to my room and have a chat"

Are these people going to do anything or what?

>>682192976

I'm still recruiting.

>>682192976
Dont know what eve is but this dude does not look like he will be able to get erect for the camera. He is wasting viewers's time

>>682194187
Im interested, what to do

At least he doesn't need to worry about getting red faced


His acne does that for him

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this is painful

Jesus fucking Christ man, this is so painful

SHES JELLY OF THE TITTIES

>>682194222

EVE is life.

so wtf is going to happen

>>682194222
Or at all, regardless of camera

>>682193363
Probably have to take enough ketamine to take down an elephant to have the willpower to fuck that dude

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>>682194222
checked

THE SHIRT IS OFF BOYS

THE SHIRT IS OFF BOYZ

just took his shirt off

HE TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF I WANT TO DIE

Just 2 friends hanging out in a no sexual way... this is cute

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This is by far the most difficult rekt thread I've ever seen.

Why are their tits so similar???

>>682194277
https://recruit.karmafleet.org/

Here you go my friend.

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HE TOOK IT OFF BOYS

They just did a goal of suck his tits for 1000

even tho he took off his shirt and is fat as fuck, props to him for actually moving forward

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oh yes

6 TITS ON CAM

their nipple shade is identical. Do you think they're like 5th cousins or some shit?

>>682194489
>His tits are bigger

Boi. Post the fucking link

please keep the updates coming I want to see where this goes

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omg wtf is this shit

>>682194426
>>682194449
soulmates? come lets have a chaturbate together

wtf just happened, this just went from a possible show into a cringe fest in a heartbeat

This reminds me of that awkward humor when you were 13 and being sarcastic was really really funny

I bet this dude cums in less than 60 seconds. Whoever guesses the amount of time he takes to bust a nut, I'll send you a CS GO knife

I'm not gay but I know I'm not the only one Curious about his dick size, I'm hoping he pulls out a massive one to impress the girl

>>682194489
I'm going to masturbate to it.
Wish me luck.

Did he pay all of $20 for that inbred trailer princess?

>>682194222
He's gay. He tries to cam and hook up with guys on the site. He tipped me 556 tokens when I whipped out dick and slapped a sandwich with it. Kids weird but tips good.

OH GOD THE MAN NIPPLES

>>682194707
glhf

>>682194489
Aww how cute, they both have pale skin and red faces. They'd make a great couple

>his tits are bigger than hers

she's an escort not a prostitute

Not only are his tots bigger. Numerically he has more!

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HIS FUCKING TITS ARE THE SAME EXACT SIZE

>>682194707
...good luck

>>682190501
nice bait chrrys but nobody from /b/ is going to pay shit for you and you're girlfriend, you cuck

She's wiping her tit sweat off

Now we find out the truth! She is fucking him so he will do her work and get her thru college. Bitches know no low...cringe.....

>>682194781
same shit except escorts cost more

chaturbate.cum/chrrys

4 the faggot
If you cant figure this out kill yourself

>>682194707

It's pretty hard, man.

And no, I'm not talking about my dick.

>>682194645
>>682194543
>>682194489
>>682194295
Rub my rubber duckkyyyy

Okay, seriously, this guy is from 4chan, isn't he?

>>682194692
I'm guessing 43 seconds

what the fuck am i watching? shee wants to fuck him and hes too engrossed in the screen.

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>wiping the sweat from his tiddies and bringing everyone's attention to it

>>682194543
Honestly... props. If i had tits that big i would not be able to show them to any woman... even a whore

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Jesus mother of God did he just wipe under his man tits?!

What exactly does an escort do? I mean there's a category for them on craigslist and shit

>>682194725
What's that in actual money,?

>>682194842
You guys do know you're paying for his hooker right?

>>682194831
no she was wiping the slobber off from him sucking her tits a few minutes ago

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are they gonna fuck or am i wasting my time?

>>682194873
>plot twist
It's you
>cue x-files theme song.mp3

You gotta respect that fat guy being shirtless next to her and not becoming a total vegetable.

>>682194977
0.05 cent per token if I remember right.

Holy fuck this is great

>>682194972
are you fucking serious? lol

Muted me before I got to call them pasty white niggers

>>682194996
4chan fags paying money you're joking right?

keep me posted

this is milton from office space before he went full retard

This dude is seeing tits and ass for the first time and is makin money off of it. The legend

>>682194972
spot the underage

>>682194977
It was $270. Each toke is about 5 cents in real time money

>>682195081
But I'm not fat or white.

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kek

>>682194996
what do you mean? just by being on the stie?

>>682195093
yeah they get paid shit on that site

>>682194972
Personal security

>>682195179
dont you taint office space with this

Guys cmon tell them to fuck in the comment section, he needs this
We need this

>>682195041
fuck off newfag usin that picture

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>>682194954
Fuckoff,that's nasty

1000 tokens just to see her lick his nipples? Get the fuck outta here.

Respect for the fucking professionalism of this lady. So friendly, so good at holding back her gag reflex.

>>682195215
They not better off on Livejasmin or some shit?

>>682195093
i bet the dude made this thread to get money
he's smart

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Her face when he touches her

priceless.

>>682195318
Yea was thinking the same anon

wait so are they actually gonna fuck? How many tokens or rupees until they actually start slamming their stank-crotches together?

wow this guy has game, i hvae to hand it to him

This dude is just sitting there, talking and laughing when the hooker shows him funny memes on her phone...

Did he just get friendzoned by a hooker?

SHES NOT A PROSTITUTE READ THE BIO U STUPID FAGS REEE

>>682195292
She is smart. She knows people will pay to see something like him do things to her just to see it.

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NIP LICKING TIME

>>682195397
omg

this thread is fucking legendary

>>682195397
saved for twin thread

i think they're a couple. is she Crystal?
also who the fuck tips this autist?

>>682195348
It's this faggot>>682195206, even though he's denying it

>>682195435
>no one on the internet lies ever

>>682195292
Yeah, I'd probably need at least like 5000

cringe

I CANNOT UNSEE

hahahaha omg i just died watching that

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>>682195318

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>>682195271
fuck u, i was tri frocing your mom when u wasnt even born

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we did it!

Greys can't talk anymore, ghey

shes licking his nips

HELP ME

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IM GOING TO BE SICK BOYS

>>682195555
>>682195555
>>682195555
checked

Most awkward thing I've ever witnessed.

He could breast feed that bitch with them moobs

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>>682195555

the dude is not even rockin a stiffy. hes flacid

>>682195525
she even said it herself.
"he`s my best friend"

she totally licked the back of her thumb