>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQQKVKjifQ

channel the inner salesman in me and try to sell somebody a used ford fiesta minivan

>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th_6iH4im_M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-AgYXz2n9Y

http://youtu.be/2-BtquTKw78
Suicide is painless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFoKhknf_wA&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbAVMkLUZBRxiuqA&index=10

https://youtu.be/QSPe8dIJEtw

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>>682185594
Ehh... Might as well go out with a bang.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Lj4OjfNK0

>>682185594
I choose to go out the window and sneak to my getaway vehicle instead of wasting 5 minutes fucking with the PA

>>682185811
This definitely has the best contrast with dead kids on the floor.

>>682185594
https://youtu.be/CX45pYvxDiA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg

This is the end-The Doors

Classic

>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

>>682185972
Topkek

>>682185594
OP IS A 12 YR OLD FAGGET OOOH LA LA LA OP IS A 12 YR OLD FAGGET

>>682185972
>Ford Fiesta
>minivan.
Nigga, u retarded.

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http://youtu.be/CtVteemLin4

>>682186705
holy shit

>>682187189
Not taking advantage of 0% apr financing and the 2year powertrain warranty is retarded

"I shot the sheriff" ofc

>>682187437
But itll probably be the deputy that comes for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snZYne5IVNg

>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgIqecROs5M

feel like this would explain my actions pretty well

queen dont stop me now

I would start in the office to put this song on loop
https://youtu.be/mNrXMOSkBas
Then I would go classroom to classroom, killing everyone, and then giving at least one a big smile joker style.

why is there no mag in his mp5 but one in the AR behind him?

>>682187857
not available in my country.

>>682185811
Haha, shows you've completely snapped and lost all sense of sanity, would be almost poetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-3_pZcFjow

Evansence - Wake Me Up Inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oLzX0RPquk

>>682188041
Hes doing a mag change. He shot all those people.

Dont stop me now by queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWhtPByViJU

its just a prank, bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znkBQOvDLeg

>>682188092
Wait isn't this the song that plays in the webem where that computer guy gets raided and he wipes all of his stuff?

*cough cough*
"Is this thing on? Just got fuckin pranked bro"
>zozzle

>>682188168
this

>>682188012
Voted most likely to actually shot up a school.

MACINTOSH PLUS | リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZB1xrPaFAE

>>682185594
The national anthem of the country I currently am in. That way, as I go around and kill what remaining things exist, the song will be ingrained in their memory as that is all happening.

This way, every time the survivors hear the song, weather it be at school, a sports event, or randomly on the radio or television, they will remember me and I will still be alive in them.

>>682185594
my name is anon and this is jackass

>>why thank you Anon

Trick question, your soundtrack is the plop of bodily fluids escaping your collapsed corpse. No one would be dumb enough to let a school shooter live to trial these days, way too expensive.

>>682188414
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEnCdplw3S4

>>682188608
I have no idea why it adds random shit to my text box sometimes.

>>682188676
been looking for it for ages. TY anon.

Sea dragon by covet.

>>682186018
I found my new hero

https://youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

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>>682186705
Absolutely some of the shittiest music I've ever heard. Anyone who likes this unironically is a degenerate and a Dylan Klebold in training.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM

>>682189064
listen here you prepubescent faglord. If the music you listen to doesn't make you want to shoot a couple kids you're not a real fucking man.

https://youtu.be/yixv2xK9p_0

>>682188957
omg this is great. Don't forget to bring a suicide bomb for the finale brother.

https://youtu.be/o7miPSZVmw0

>>682186018
hahah where has this song been all my life.

>>682188957
he said school shooting not skullfucking a goat

>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjP3VlbIfDA

>>682185594
A bernie sanders speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

>>682185811
YES.

Another way I might kill my school is by setting up a nest on the roof with guns, ammo, food, water, and concealment. Then nest would be facing towards one of the big fields. During school hours I would short the fire alarm system from the roof and wait for everyone to evacuate into the field. Once they are outside I might start playing this song.
https://youtu.be/rdB6TGonTms
Then I would start mowing them down in droves.

>>682189355
edgy as fuck

>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uyxZZTodsE

>>682187879
honestly pretty sick for a shoot out

Well considering every body would be locked in the classrooms, I would announce into the speaker that the shooter has been apprehended and that it's safe to unlock doors. Then I would proceed to find my gun again and get ready for round 2. Although I highly doubt I would be left alone long enough to search for my gun or too even make the announcement over intercom.

>>682188168
obligatory

>>682189736
sounds like you.. uh.. you already got this thought out friend

>>682189736
Thats actually a pretty smart plan man....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLHd4BQIiGw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY

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>>682185594
If it was a black school
https://youtu.be/WlzZe2PP1h0

>>682190113
11/10

>>682189246
why did you tell yourself to listen?

>>682188168
literally the the most cliche faggot shit you could choose.

i would hate to be gunned down by some faggot who wanted this to be his magnum opus

>>682190071
>>682190073
As a different anon: I thought about this in a hypothetical sense all the time. It helped me have a plan in case of something like this.

This on loop when i star to shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PAwp_1wYz8

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>>682188556
this isnt even funny ironically

Rick roll

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>>682189757
Ive got more edges than Kim Jong-un inspired origami motherfucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWbgkRpYwc

we could have been anything we wanted to be....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_WkGHuuX0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjW4_OlhKfo

>>682190221
i have too many chromosomes obviously

>>682190247
No, the most cliche song would be bodies- drowning pool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk&index=5&list=PLOYJnBtwD_tZiufUn7VQv2943-DLVtLpx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJhgwxSTHDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

Cliche probably.

Dungivafuck

>>682190547
ok fair enough, but that pumped up kicks faggotry ranks right up there with it.

Why shoot up a school anyways?
Why not do the good old fashioned gas in the showers trick, get those nostalgia boners pumping

>>682190362
Edgy 12 years old teen detected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM_c_avPlx4

>>682190247
>i would hate to be gunned down by some faggot who wanted this to be his magnum opus
wouldn't you hate to be gunned down anyways?

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>>682190655
Do you like Huey Lews and the News?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dTnvhGHDGA Those bullets wont be rubber but, eh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8SqTKud8mE

"Smash 4 is for autistic no tech skill retards. Anyone who plays a melee cleave in WoW is brain dead (even though its just a brain dead game now). Youre all pretentious fags. Shkreli is our 1 true god and should smash the wu tang album on cam. I love you mom and dad."

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>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

>>682190875
winrar winrar winrar winrar winrar winrar winrar winrar winrar winrar

>>682190771
some days, others, not so much.

it would be a trillion times worse though to be gunned down by some millennial faggot who wants that pumped up kicks song to be their credit roll theme

>>682190503
badass

darude-sandstorm so I could run faster

>>682190771
Actually, it would spare me a lot of trouble.

>>682185594
I play nothing and instead say "its just a prank bro"

https://youtu.be/P0TzUNti3rY

>>682190655
so, do you like huey lewis and the news?

>>682190783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

>>682185594
The only reasonable choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ6CcEOmlYU

>>682190918
ye but being gunned down by some edgelord faggot is such a beta way to go. At least livestream your suicide or jump off a bridge like a man.

>>682185811
That is perfect I'd play that

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kPocPwXzdM
blade runner ending

>>682185594
>Ocean Man.

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>>682191190
You're a good man

>>682187430
damn sucka, you sold me.

>>682191005
(in the HOod- gone sexual 2016)

>>682185594
depends
if autismo high:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoT8-2QuedA
if nigger school:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJs5_s0Fsbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLo-Lw6idVU

who is these niggas ion know dem

This just for the lulz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UstE6yTlwcU

>>682191124
This

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>>682185594
yo i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

Highway to hell - AC DC

>>682186948
These Changes by David Bowie

>>682185594
I would demand a reversible Planet Hollywood jacket, and some warm milk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY
obviously

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>>682190775
Do I?!

>>682190655
check em

>>682191484
hey what song is that?

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>>682191492
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

https://youtu.be/kTnM4jd-P1Y?t=10s

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https://youtu.be/d-VVnhwB4Gw

>>682185594
Play with myself

>>682190071
I have a lot of scenarios worked out in my head. Like for example I have another plan where I would kill the school resource officer first for their vest, glock, ammo, radio, and car keys. Then I would raid their car for their rifle and even more ammo. I would then go room to room and clear them all out. When the cops come I would be on their comms and be able to stay 1 step ahead.

ITT: faggots who dont know what rickroll is
>>682190875

>>682189246
This. Sides gone.

>the Moonman album.

why hasn't anybody said 'sound of silence' yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHA4Jh5jkw

>>682191754
too legit of an answer

>>682191729
Based

>>682188012
That would be creepy
>make it happen anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRCyJJkB6aE

>inb4 edgy
http://youtu.be/e8-sMJZTYf0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs
my mission would be to kill all the demons in hell

This....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVEo74CwiG4

>>682188012
Joke is this is actually his plan to get revenge on the bullies that made fun of his pony cartoons

>>682191729
>Moon Man
>Moon Man
>Black Lives Matter.

>>682191897
beast song

This but while the shooring is taking place https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm7vnOC4hoY

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>>682185594
Music for the feels my man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FuXJXG9bgk

I'd play some uplifting nasheeds and remind everyone that there is no God but ALLAH (saw) and Mohammed is his messenger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znSCwbG8_L8

>>682192055
god damn it

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https://youtu.be/ZHReqKRvonE

Get on my level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4

>Linkin Park- In the End.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA
you niggers don't even post good music

>>682192158
You like it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=strUIdYbuMk

The only reason answer

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Another reasonable choice

>>682192267
Suitable Alternative?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlTfk1Si1o8

https://youtu.be/8N_tupPBtWQ
Easy peasy post-shoot up song. The song you throw on before is a more interesting question

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>>682189450
Even better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3vRYfXJ7Rg&ab_channel=birdhouse

>>682192312
i have autism now thanks.,

>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88

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>>682192267
Perfect for the mentality of every school shooter in history, angsty, entitled over indulged mummy's boy pricklets.

>>682192402
this is actually my favorite LP song

>>682192312
>leafyisqueer comments
I already know it's going to be a great song.

Bodies-Drowning Pool

>>682191317
I wish I was a fucking weeb so I knew what she was saying.

Blink 82 - Fuck a Dog in the Ass, Family Reunion.
Gotta go out with some fucked up music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBtkam6Rvoc

>This fucking song

>>682192539
Have you heard The Catalyst? It's pretty good. Wait, that can go here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-jXv0y1Ew

>>682192312
"i love chinese food, I love noodles"
Those are actual lyrics in the fucking song...
I'm done. I'm fucking done.

http://youtu.be/aFUzvbkEvRk

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>>682191571

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scjy-jQWTQU

>>682192496
thats too early in the series, at least get beyond walts conscious decision to live the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD3AZhlpG1k

>>682192806
nah nigga this song is lame

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>>682185594
bones

https://youtu.be/tcRBm58WvPI
I'd probably play this and be eating my lunch when the cops came in

Spiral of Ants - Lemon Demon

>>682192185
what the fuck is this

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>>682192998
It was still a good song to play for the school shooting scenario

But fine, here's one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yAx2uCoHs&ab_channel=Parlophone

>>682191754
I am just imagining a bunch of cops running through the hallways and jumping over the lifeless bodies of my classmates towards the office in slow mo to this song.

>>682189196
Under rated post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOQ4pkUAFbA

>>682193237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAyLV2SNo48

I find this more suiting

>>682191849
Sorry I cant. I'm now a senior and I have to keep my record clean because I am signed up with the Marines now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
then id explain my life story before killing myself

>>682191951
No I told nobody about my pony cartoons. Not even my family knows.

Another one bites the dust - Queen

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>>682193712
>NoT EVen MY FAMiLy KNoWs ABouT MY PONY CARtoOns

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SjNM4eItNRA

>>682191897
You should be playing this from a speaker on your back as you rampage through the school. Plus you could get related to the Columbine shooters because they loved Doom as well.

>>682188574
Deep

>>682193952
This

>>682190702
I'm glad that music like this exists so I know which faggots to stop talking to if they mention it.

>>682193922
Seriously. I really do not want to look like the faggot of the family.

>>682188574
damn nigga you scary

>>682193999
the trips of truth

>>682194193
You're doing a good job of that aren't you

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>>682188574

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFkSMHle8-M

Backstreet Boys.

Pharrel Williams - Happy

>>682194348
If nobody knows about it how can they make fun of/scold me for it.

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>>682188574
this man knows what to do

>>682193544
actually fits well. Good job Anon.

>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4

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>>682194481
It's the fact your father actually thinks you're a functioning member of society, but behind closed doors, you beat your meat to pink four legged creatures singing about friendship and love all the while discussing it to strangers online

It was just a social experiment!!!

>>682186491
KEK

bodies-drowning pool it would be better to play just before the shooting though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU&index=13&list=PL-Pwcm9M95W77uSZMdZyxaan6c9T0EN5H

More confusion, among the confusion.

>>682194894
Who ever said I actually beat my meat to that? Who said I visit /mlp/?

Both are nobody because I don't do it.

>>682195350
genius

im singing in the raaaaaain
im singing in the raaaaaain
what a glorious daaay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP4lWzlO894

i would blaze this song on PA system as i prepare for my final stand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sno_2g8Y-jI&list=PLmmWbcMayTQWqGV5biO3reK8gc1YA-gM1

>>682195350
I am so confused. This did not make me want to kill a bunch of kids. It made my sides go bezerk.

Here's another good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY

>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgCOFg9zeU

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>>682188012
>not playing any of the remixes

>>682192312
Oh I fogot about that.

Thanks for reminding me. Now I gotta go jam a spike in my brain.

>>682195765
You go to school with lots of jews, don't you?

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>>682185594
I fucking got this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijZRCIrTgQc

>>682195782
Sabaton could work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKGXFLVZ4ZU

>>682195567
lol how was this allowed on Youtube?

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>>682195765
THANK YOU

>>682195837
Like what then Anon?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLwQuMrJwFi7Ly9CITvDlSMeovsOASsLuV&v=D3xO3s4o-7s

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>>682189736
>>682191671

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UboG6Y7ACV

>>682195765
https://youtu.be/SndPb5XohYM

>>682185594
Stride into his office with your arms outstretched and a warm, inviting gaze into his eyes, playing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=macZRpnZ7i4
It's lucifer of course, and only you knew that you have two very sharp knifes up your sleeves.

Kill that motherfucker, start his office on fire, and exit out the window.

>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvS2TNKrQ7o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UboG6Y7ACVs

Darude sandstorm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc

>>682190113
Perfect 9/11 -IGN

>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oo8QzDHimQ

Obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqAZZmgv63Y

Best Anthem for killing

>>682196935
damn that's a good one

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lAF8D0ugyVk

:^|

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>>682196718

Obviously I would put on some german shit, like this for instance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBLxzv17zc8

>>682185594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idm5CijpSLY&list=FLXcKx1WNBNGtwhReRYExhAA&index=18