Celebrity waifu claiming thread.The rules are very simple:claim your real life celeb
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Celebrity waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your real life celeb waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, content
>most important: Have fun!
>>682184812
best fanning
>>682184812
You can't poo the Schu
Claimed.
>>682185260
I bet that's not all she sucks on :^)
>>682185260
are those tits ? when did this happen
From Avicii - Broken Arrows
ツ
Selena claimed
>>682185686
how old is this girl?
>>682185548
I would gladly share my popsicle with her.
>>682185624
For like a year.
>>682185832
really? that one ..
>>682185914
>For like a year.
lies and slander
more proof is required
>>682186033
>>682185914
How many G licks does it take to get to the middle of your popsicle?
veruca james
>>682184812
i had a waifu for awhile. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682186172
Just one deep throat.
The Great Jennifer Lawrence is way above the level of you sub-human b/tards...
>>682186069
This level of paleness does so much for my dick
>>682186276
You want to be in little G's throat? Gosh.
Kirsty Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbzckHYsQSs
>>682184812
Same OP from the weeb threads. OP sucks big nigger cock
hehehe
>>682186323
All you cucks here should be chained to service her palanquin as litter slaves...
Here's my waifu. You like, guys?
Laura Marie Marano FTMFW
>>682186956
Rare waifu tbh.
>>682187058
>>682186472
Who doesn't?
>>682187085
True. Don't see her mentioned much on these type of threads. Shame, Really
>>682187313
>>682187390
Non-lewd people.
>>682187412
More for u.
>>682187594
Yup! But I don't mind sharing hot pics of her.
*swoon*
>>682187816
That's a nice one!
Alexandra Daddario claimed
>>682186909
That's a very sexy pic. More please.
>>682187993
she's a lesbian though
How's about one more of my sexy little waifu?
>>682189310
More pls.
>>682186634
my nigga
>>682186208
Fuck off I'm going to marry that slut
>>682189807
and yet you're on /b/ clicking on traffic signs hundreds of times a day
obligatory.
with my favorite picture of her. she just seems free here.
>>682190394
if she wasn't wearing that undershirt we would have some Emma tummy
REEEE
>>682190394
you bet she's fucking free
>>682190253
Nice!
>>682190638
Goddamn
okay.........u guys sucks!
i claim
this
bitch
right
here
>>682190613
>implying
kek she's becoming a twig now, i actually would like her to gain more weight like before. She still is surprising in the but department for her body type, not that matters to me.
Emma has always been the forgotten princess of /b/
Going to marry her next week. Gonna try my best to score.
I want to be her white slave boy.
>>682190253
why did you reply to alex?
>>682190734
>>>/hr/2618648
here a go anon
>>682190673
>financially set
>U.N. ambassador (we can argue about her fem agenda i dont care)
>Ivy league graduate
>classy, English accent
>cute "don't give a fuck" attitude with her ray bans
>will never even touch her, let alone have a conversation with her.
>not into fucking kids
>>682191624
lewdest feet.
>>682191818
>Flat as a board
>Hairy arms
>Feminist that will tell you to check your privilege
>Probably terrible in bed
No thanks
I claim Maisie.
>Nice tits and ass
>Exotic Latina beauty
>Likes white guys
>Not a feminist
>Best celeb feet
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>682192058
>"flat as a board'
whatever you say familia
>hairy arms
oh noooo....are you even trying?
>feminist that will tell you to check your privilege
thats just a challenge, i don't agree with some things she pushes, but if you want your complacent brod, go ahead familia
>probably terrible in bed
we're not talking about your mother anon, as if you'll have the chance to know.
>>682192111
>>682192424
trips don't lie.
claimed
Claimed, because figure skaters count too.
my waifu has more lickable soles than your waifu
>>682192941
pic related
>>682192692
lol shitty spray tan is shitty
what a dumb wetback
>>682193005
she barely shoes them off tho, and when she does its shit quality, so sucks to be you.
>>682192662
seems legit
>>682193048
you have to be dumb to think thats a spray tan.
>>682192676
>Y-your momma
Nice comeback my teenage friend. How is your first year at high school.
I want to do filthy things to her
>>682193048
She's half Mexican.
That tan is real.
>>682193208
it adds to the mystery
>image pulling her shoes off, sliding off her socks in one swift action and licking her soles from heel to toes
>>682193255
Mfw Selena is kicking Taylor's flat ass.
>>682193818
>that pic
I really don't know what you see in her.
>>682193379
Its funny you isolate an obvious self-aware insult while ignoring the rest of my rebuttal.
I merely replied to a baseless assertion with a equally baseless insult, did i hurt you feewlings awwwwwsww
>muh muh projection
my first year of high school was actually fun, just regret staying on this shithole...but its my home.
>>682193776
fuck that, i want some quality shots, she only has a handful.
>>682193934
I don't know.
You tell me.
Scarlett Johansson is great... suffering from a twitch here...
>>682193947
Your yo mamma comeback was cringe worthy.
You're also taking waifu threads way too seriously which shows you're probably sad and lonely.
>>682184812
"waifu" is not a word. You're an idiot.
Take your autism elsewhere. Shut the fuck up. You can't "claim" anything.
Jesus. Get a fucking girlfriend you useless fucking pieces of shit.
Minka is the one true waifu
MOAR G
>>682193947
That gif is so cute.
>>682194544
feet, legs, lips are all good.
>>682194785
Woah. You like. Broke all the rules.
>>682194785
You think this is a game anon? You think you can JUST pick your waifu? Your waifu chooses you.
>>682195001
Agreed
>>682194979
Sauce?
>>682194803
but jeter gave her aids yo
>>682195335
I can't keep my hands to myself music video
>>682195425
wat, she's Selena Gomez?
Anyway thanks for the video. It's compfy (Im obsessed with the lightning)
>>682195579
No prob.
Her body looks flawless in that video.
>>682195268
fuck, moree.
>>682195696
>black toenails
you know shes a footslut.
>>682195696
Cute indeed.
>>682195864
She knows her feet are the best.
>>682194663
>seriously
kek, i haven't felt conviction in correcting idiot meme arguments in years, this is childs play kid
You need to refine your bait-ing skills papi, or at least don't get offended when you are corrected familia
The only thing cringe worthy was a man-child browsing 4chin proclaiming a standard such as "ew arm hair"
>>682196189
unf, yes she does
>>682184812
Anne Frank, CLAIMED.
>>682197029
these threads always turn into a selena threa and i love it.
>>682185914
wow those plastic surgery dimples look like shit now
Mara Wilson
I want to fuck Matilda.
>>682197387
As do I.
>>682194913
I think she's just a dork at heart.
>>682197900
>>682197900
hnnng that's finishing material
>>682197682
I hope so, she'd be even more perfect.
>>682192069
kek
>>682184812
i had a waifu for awhile. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
too much selena here
>>682199881
>too much selena
said no one ever.
I like the way her top lip curves :3
>>682199881
and that's a bad thing?
>>682200208
Meant for >>682199834
she looks perfect
>>682200208
>>682200354
ye thats part of why i like her alot. very cute.
>>682200486
The curve looks to be a similar shape to my cock.
Isn't that a funny thing? :)
>>682200800
what a coincidence
>>682200465
It's fucking weird; I can't stand her anymore now that she's with Johnny Depp and yet I like Johnny Depp just fine.
>>682200903
I will test my theory and report back.
mmm, yes pls
>>682186747
>>682185146
What's sad is that I bet there's even a line of desperate men who would fuck these bitches.
Claimed
Lights is mine, mine, FUCKING MINE.
>>682188561
Yep, makes my eyebrow sweaty then i immediately want to push her down
All you pathetic weasel-sized dicks have no right to gawk at a beauty like Natalie Portman...
>>682201364
the cuteness is real.
>>682201151
I'm excited for the results of this experiment.
Mine!
>>682201562
Are you posting these suggestive pictures on purpose? You wouldn't, would you?
>>682201517
And you know she's limber
>>682201756
Me? No, never. That would be lewd!
>>682201885
could be useful
Claimed
I claim her
>>682200465
>>682200969
I know what you mean, I thinks she might be a bad person and her favorite music is jazz but she still looks adorable for me
Claimed
>>682201977
Now my baseball bat is hard :(
>>682186323
she has those pig eyes though
>>682201562
she looks like a drug addict and probably is. but I know only this pics here so I won't judge
Ariana Grande
>>682202036
I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
>>682184812
sry bro, but her sister is way better
Can I claim this?
>>682202786
Dakota was a hotter loli
Claimed
>>682202439
rude :c But she was arrested for i think ecstacy or something like that with her boyfriend, so, accurate.
>>682202210
well what are you gonna do about that issue?
>>682202507
This disgraceful creature should be banned for life... how dare she flip out her disgusting Whore Tongue like that...
>>682201732
Already claimed newfag
>>682202991
i disagree but if you say so
>>682203099
Dunno, do you have any suggestions?
>>682203099
she looks like the dude from Twilight. Same douchebag empty stare. just sayin.
>Crtl+F
>no Dove
kekerino faggotrinos
I claim
>>682192424
>spic
>coke whore
>coal burner
complete and utter trash tbh
>>682203254
Elle has the hot teenager look
though Dakota did surprisingly survive her awkward phase and is 10/10 now
>>682190394
No she's probably running away from a creeper like you.
>>682203383
oh fuck off she's cute
>>682203366
Fap.
>>682203114
I think she should be sent to the deepest darkest filthiest skully brothels in North Korea... there she can live out her days in gut wrenching misery...
>>682203739
nice one. almost forgot that she even exist. whats her name again?
>>682203839
But I need help for that.
>>682194325
faggot
