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Fluffy thread?
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>>682146485
Fuck off.
Yes please.
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>>682146485
The joke is that the shit brown baby is talking so the mother is surprised cus she thought she killed it.
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>>682147108
The Joke is that fluffies can't swim.
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>>682146876
go away. most people like these threads.
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>>682147322
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>>682146485
Samefag. the numbers say there are only 1 poster. 4/1/3/3 means one poster.
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>>682147386
I bet you are OP.
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Can we get a spidey in this thread?
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>>682147648
no, fuck you.
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>>682147265
its probably instead that the mummah is proud.
its probably feral and only the brown foal survived so she loves it for some reason.
>>682147322
lolololol iknorite rolf l-meow
such top kek
because in russia too they have potholes also is joke Xd very laugh outing loud
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>>682147691
The joke is that the fluffy is alone and hungry.
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SMOKY WAWA! !
SMOKY WAWA! !
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>>682146485
Aren't darker fluffies considered poopie babies unless the mom it's also darker than others?
And by then the dark fluffies are the bestest becouse it resembles the mom and the brighter coloured ones turn poopie babies?
Why haven't an artist done something like this?
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>>682147750
The joke is that the fluffy can't play mariocart
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>>682147515
i am not op. i do have a couple pictures on the booru though. timeforowwies is my name there
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>>682147764
The joke is that this thread is about to be anally raped by spiderman.
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>>682147934
upload some of your work and then timestamp with thread and original drawings for proof
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>>682147986
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This is definetly the post pathetic shit on /b. I cant believe people actually spend time drawing this mindless drivel. Go read a book you fucking mindless cretins.
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>>682147846
The joke is that spiderman looks at a clock and thinks he's late to rape this thread.
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>>682147750
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KEK
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>>682147925
The joke is that it looks like the woman is pointing at Spiderman's dick.
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>>682148198
The joke is that Spiderman doesn't like the poster or the comic or the entire fandom.
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>>682148084
Do you really need proof someone that draws pictures in paint is posting in this thread? Christ.
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>>682148239
the joke is that the fluffy doesn't have a skin.
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>>682148277
The joke is that point can mean a sharp point or an opinion given by an individual.
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>>682148084
the only original is so long gone. the rest are ms paint.
i'll tell you what. you upload my work. then ill give you commentary on it. then you can copynpaste my commentary to my work and post it, then ill upload it to the booru undermy name
we'll both be winners that way.
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It would be nice to replace the female with a fluffy....
Any anons capable of such saucery?
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>>682147426
you're slow aren't ya?
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>>682148282
The joke is that Fluffies don't need legs.
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>>682148318
The joke is that this is now Spiderman's thread.
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>>682148473
The joke is that Spiderman deems this thread full of faggots a derogatory term for homosexuals.
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>>682148595
Fluffy torture machine....
What a marvelous piece, a feat of engineering of great magnitude.
>perfect
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>>682148709
the joke is that there are people who will waste their time posting spidermans in threads they dont like even though it will never stop the thread or from people making a new thread. they waste their lives on a spidey crusade.
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>>682149115
Nah, the joke is literally the people that waste their time drawing shitting fluffy comics because they hate MLP. It's fucking sad. I promise you no one got a job drawing fluffy horseshit.
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>>682149211
Dubs have spoken
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>>682148919
lol. he gets taken from his mother then is tortured institutionally. could only be better if there were scenes where he has to eat his mothers unbutchered carcass to survive. and there is no way they could finish her before she spoils and they dont get more food untill she is gone, even the bones
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Bumburro
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>>682149396
uhg you people sure know how to b8.
this isnt about mlp anymore. and i dont think anyone's putting this in their portfolio.
these just give me the warm fuzzies on the inside and i see it as an artform to express deep levels of pain and sadness in crudly drawn comics.
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>>682149895

The aquatic ones make me want to put my fist through my monitor.
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>>682150821

Wow...Captcha just showed a burned tree trunk and told me to click on all the street signs. Dafuq, Google?
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>>682146485
>>682147265

The "Poopie Babbeh" headcannon is retarded and always has been
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>>682152175

>poopie babbeh detected
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>>682152175
>The "Poopie Babbeh" headcannon is retarded and always has been
Guess what: fluffies are retarded themselves. They're so retarded they literally cannot survive in the wild, not for long at least, and the only reaosn there are so many ferals is because they fuck like mad. A cat or a dog adapts, learns to avoid danger and learns to scavenge or hunt independently. A fluffy will march into a would-be abusers garden and declares it "smawty wand".
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can someone post the beginning of "the farm"? I remember the conclusion quite well.
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>>682152175
Certain headcannon things bug me.

Poopie babies
enfie babies
pillowfluffs
litterpals
the abundance of smarties
asshole fluffies
fluffy shit everywhere (I know we've grown to accept this one, but sometimes looking at the booru is like reading fucking scat porn)
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>>682154555
Check 'em.
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>>682154555

So you hate everything...
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>>682153995
fucking kek
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>>682154907
Nah, just harder for me to find content to enjoy. I'm a picky eater.

God forbid some of us like writing that doesn't rely on the same old tropes.
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>>682155129

Each bullet point you listed is specifically crafted to make people hate them. Those traits make it so easy to beat the shit out of them.
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>>682154555
some of the things you mention are pretty new. some of them are (i think) just pumped out by one artist. Also headcanon is whatever you want, you dont have to go with everything that is ever made.
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>>682154555

Pillowfluffs used to be stupid till the original "Pillowfluffs Are Happy Fluffs" story actually made sense of the headcannon. Pillowfluff owners were vain tumblrinas with a huge Munchhausen by proxy issue which made both the fluffies and owners hateable. Then it went retarded again with that other "pillowfluffs are happpy fluffs" story since the whole point was that the fluffy was always going to suffer.
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>>682156524
wouldn't mind reading that story
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>>682148282
this warms my heart for some reason
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>>682156524
I guess I enjoy amputees when it's the result of abuse, like the blue foal in RingOfFire's "Good Manners." I just can't really understand why an owner would pay to have its legs chopped off. Then you have to care for this this that can't move, whines all day, cries when it sees other fluffies, and probably shits on the carpet because its immobile.

Could be Munchhausen be proxy like you said though.
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>>682146485
What's with the increase of Fluffy threads? Not complaining, just curious.
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>>682147888
A brown mother would never exist because its mother would have killed it or abandoned it for feral animals to eat.
Thats why you dont see brown mothers.
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There is always place in my collection for crafty use of fluffy. What i mean by that is easily seen on pic related.
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>>682156012
Never thought I'd see the day when fluffy artists make Anita a fluffy/human hybrid. My dream came true thank you based fluffy god.
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>>682156866
Good news then. BMF started reposting all his works.

https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/37542

https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/37544
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>>682156866

The good one is here and the author said he was reuploading the rest when he rewrites them.

https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/37339

The other one is being reuploaded but nothing has changed. It's still boring as fuck.
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>>682148120
Keep masturbating to cartoon horse porn faggot.
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>>682157636
Praise be the Fluff Emperor
Fluff For The FluffGod
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>>682157775
>Good news then

That's the opposite of good news.
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>>682157775
>>682157811
thanks , ill take a look
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>>682157963
why? I enjoyed all his works before and I'm glad to see them coming back on the Booru.
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>>682157597
also here


>>682157570
If it was raised by human? Like Nestle©
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>>682157828
c'mon guy, stop being so equestrian-centric with your abashment
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>>682157405
It's metastasizing
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>>682158092
1:10000000
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>>682158092
Nestle was a stallion,and even then,it still died producing no brown babies
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>>682157486

>THE ENF HOUR

Fluffy pr0n...kek.
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>>682157811
wish i wasn't retarded and knew how to put these in png text format for saving.
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If only you could, like, harness all the suffering of fluffies...it could be a limitless source of energy
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>>682158885
You feeling ok Bro? You seem pretty angry all of a sudden.

Here a happy fluffy to cheer you up.
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>>682152175
>mother is light green
>3 babies one green one pink 1 shit black
>shit black looks nothing like the mother
>dogs and cats will eat their newborns if they are runts
>various non-domesticated animals do the same.With various animals leaving its babies to not be killed(look at the sahara)

Its found in nature.
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>>682159181
awww so cute, now kill it
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>>682159286
angry at myeself? i like saving text stories, don't judge me, you don't know my life.
have a sad fluffy
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>>682147888
Kinda a black fluffie would be good that hate colors ugly colors and give preference to babies that look like them.
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>>682160390
i thought this was mythbusters from the thumbnail
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>>682160390
anyone have that recent one where the mare steals a baby for her nest?
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>>682160318
Ha, a fluffy glory hole. My life is now complete.
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>>682160958
Holy shit
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>>682157570
Yeah that is not exactly true someone already though of this and the simple way around this is sneaking food at night when the rest of the family is sleeping. as long as there is no food stortage it could survive.
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>>682161180
Besides being fucking disgusting, does eating shit have any health risks?
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what the fuck is wrong with you degenerates
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>>682161630
they can still get diseases from it, thats how most litterpals die
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I love animals but my gf's dog is like a fluffy and i wanna punch and kick the shit out of it
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copy paste from a good FAQ i read

>What the fuck is this shit?

Several years ago, fans of MLP:FIM started drawing characters with long, shaggy fur. Then they miniaturized them and called them a sub-species. The backstory was changed and now they were a genetically engineered bio-toy designed by a company called "Has-Bio" to tie in with the release of MLP:FIM. Unfinished prototypes were released from the lab by a group of eco terrorists and have since thrived in the wild as an invasive species. They aren't recognized or protected by any animal rights groups because they're legally classified as a toy; NOT a living creature.
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This thread derailed very quickly. Proud of you /b/
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>>682162387

>Why?

Because some people came up with an idea and some others added to it. Aside from what I mentioned above, there's really no set canon. The fluffy universe is whatever each author or artist chooses to make of it.
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New story idea:
>man gives pet fluffy special hugs
>somehow it gets pregnant
>gives birth to horrific man-fluffy abomination
>it's all like, 'please kill me'...
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>>682161591
>food storage
You're one dumb fuck arent you
What is keeping the baby warm at nite?(OH ILL GIVE IT A BLANKET) Mother comes over and steals it for it self)
What is taking care of the baby during the day,so it dosent go off in the street and kill its self or fall in to a drain,or fuck with a cat/dog.Not the mother that is for sure.Even if it cried out,the mother wouldnt give a single fuck.What is going to keep the baby active during the day? What is going to fulfill its social requirements during the day so it isnt full of grief and give up?

You fucking hugboxers are really pulling at thin strings now
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>>682162454

>It's legal to kill these things?

Yes. Has-Bio won a court case which declared their creation a toy instead of an animal or other life form. As such, despite having some intelligence along with the ability to speak and feel emotions, fluffies are legally the same thing as a GI Joe action figure or a Barbie doll.
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>>682162513

>So what's with all of the maiming and abuse?

Because they aren't legally animals, fluffy punishments can range from a whack with a “sorry stick” to amputation to death. Various forms of psychological abuse are also employed. Sometimes punishments are carried out because a fluffy has done something wrong. Sometimes it's because the person carrying it out believes ALL fluffies deserve punishment for existing in the first place.
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>>682161630
it has like, all the health risks
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>>682162617

>Why do people enjoy this shit?

There's various reasons. For some, it's no different than watching a bunch of dumb college kids getting hacked up in a horror movie. For others, this imaginary animal is their virtual punching bag or their creative outlet. Let's be honest, there's worse shit going on in the world right now than a bunch of people writing stories and drawing pictures about killing imaginary animals on the internet.
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>>682162681
>Why did you do this?

These threads pop up on /b/ every so often so I figured I'd collect up a bunch of images from popular artists on fluffybooru.org so newbies can get a cross section of the fandom. There's both hugbox and abuse in here.
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>>682162741
>Can you tell me some other “facts” about fluffies?

- Created by Has-Bio as a living toy.
- Released from the lab by eco terrorists before they were completed.
- Not recognized by any animal rights groups because they're legally a toy.

EVERYTHING beyond that is left up to the individual artist or author's own headcanon. No one person owns this shit so there's no wrong answers.

- High mortality rate is offset by their incredible reproductive rate.
- Initially restricted to the USA, they have since spread throughout the world.
- Have roughly the intelligence and vocabulary of a 2 year old. Self aware with emotions.
- Considered an invasive species worldwide. Legal to kill them year round with no size or bag limits.
- Both feral and domestic pet versions.
- They believe spaghetti with meat sauce is a super food despite this being not true.
- They believe hugging is a cure-all for injuries or diseases despite this being not true.
- Mares believe carrying their young on their back is the safest way to transport them.
- Earth types are the most common but pegasii, unicorns and alicorns also exist.
- Unicorns claim themselves to be the most intelligent (false) and therefore the natural leaders of the herd.
- Unicorn horns and pegasii wings are mostly decorative. Some unicorns can produce weak bio-electric sparks.
- FluffTV is a 24/7 cable channel that provides training programs disguised as entertainment for pet fluffies.
- Fluffy meat is edible at any age but foal meat is prized for being very sweet and tender.
- It's legal to use fluffies for sexual purposes.
- Depending on the artist/author, newborn foals range in size from fingertip to dwarf hamster. Generally born blind with a very thin coat of fuzz.
- Depending on the artist/author, adults range in size from large house cat to small dog (about 15-18 inches high at the head.) Weight varies between 30-60 lbs.
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>>682162905
- Lifespan and development cycle varies by artist. Some say their DNA supposedly contains an imperfect “kill switch” that was supposed to make them die after 5 years though some artists have made their fluffies live longer.
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>>682162964
>Why are they constantly shitting and pissing everywhere?

The best explanation is they have a large, muscular colon and weak sphincter muscles. When scared or injured, they empty their bowels and bladder just like any other animal. Because these things are such a mish-mash of DNA, they require a specially formulated diet to remain healthy. Without access to this food, fluffies produce a foul smelling liquid shit spray. Domestics fed on kibble containing clumping agents and scent inhibitors produce a more toothpaste-like shit that smells slightly better and is easier to clean up in a litter box.
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>>682162484
often the poopie babbies have to live in a dedicated poopie pile which keeps them warm.
this prevents predators from eating them too. then at night they might try to steal milk while the mummah is sleeping.
it might also be worth noting that the poop is probably more nutritious than might be though since fluffies are toys and probably are not very efficient.
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>>682163021
>Why do they break so easily?

Fluffies were originally designed to be completely dependent on humans for survival. This meant eating soft processed foods, having their own “safe room” and regular trips to the vet. Their “hooves” are actually a soft pad of skin like the heel of your foot protected by a “u” shaped ring of callus. This was because they weren't supposed to walk on anything except the soft flooring materials inside a home. The limitations of their bones and teeth means that fluffies aren't actually very strong. What they think of as a savage mauling is no more traumatic to a human than a vigorous handshake.
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>>682163091
>Why do they fuck all of the time? Why are they so productive?

Has-Bio's original plan was to produce fluffies “to order” inside artificial eggs in small batches. This wasn't economical so for mass production, they were given the ability to breed on their own to facilitate large factory farms. Stallions and mares were created who believe they exist only to reproduce as much as possible. These “mega breeders” were among the ones released by the eco terrorists into the wild. The genes may have been diluted over time but all stallions will give “special huggies” if the opportunity arises and all mares want their own litter of babies.
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>>682163151
>Why do they kill their young?

Stallions have zero paternal instinct. To them, foals are seen as either food or something to fuck. Mares will pick their best baby which is usually the one that looks most like themselves. Other foals with desirable traits will still be cared for though the care they receive will be second tier to the best baby. Off-colored foals, runts, those with birth defects or deformities or foals the mother otherwise deems “defective” are stepped on, eaten, or carried away from the nest and left to die on their own. This genetic programming was included so mares would “self-sort” their litters. This reduces the man power needed for sorting and grading in a factory.
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>>682163200
>What's this about factory farms?

Because fluffies are easiest to sell as foals, large factory farms were set up to meet demand. Early farms allowed the mares free range inside large nesting boxes to raise their foals until they were weaned but this method proved too expensive. Newer facilities have the mares fully amputated and secured in racks. Food and waste removal are done by tube. The mares are artificially inseminated and a month later (roughly a fluffy's gestation period), a drug is put in their food to induce labor. Foals are collected using chutes and initial grading for color is done by machine. Final sorting for live/stillborn, birth defects, color defects, etc. is done by hand. The ones who've passed are placed into incubator boxes for a few days until they're ready for further processing. Foals that don't pass inspection and mares who've become less productive are thrown (live) into an industrial meat grinder to be mixed back into the food supply.
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>>682163271
>Why sort them by color? What's the point?

Has-Bio determined through market research and focus groups that certain colors or color combinations were more desirable to consumers. Mares are genetically programmed to weed out foals with dull colors including brown which the mare believes is literally a baby made out of shit.
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>>682163317
>Tell me about the different species.

Earth types are the most common. Pegasii and unicorns are slightly more rare and alicorns are the rarest. Pegasus wings are ornamental though mentally, they are still obsessed with flying. A unicorn's horn can be either ornamental or may generate a small bio-electric charge in the form of sparks. Unicorn's believe themselves to be the most intelligent and therefore the natural leaders of a herd. This isn't true; however, as alicorns are actually the smartest. Speaking of alicorns, their rarity isn't due to genetics but rather the sorting algorithm in their mother's brain. In most headcanons, any type of fluffy may give birth to any other type of fluffy and still recognize it as their young. Because alicorns were developed after the eco terrorist release and therefore are not included in the genetic sorting algorithm, most mares and their offspring won't recognize an alicorn foal as one of their own so they'll drive it away or kill it.
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>>682162964
i always compared them to lobster (except totally different of course) in that they just keep growing.
in my head canon they grow up and are capable of reproducing in like a month, but are small. they keep growing and growing over the years and can get very big. the reason they all die after like 5 years is that they start falling apart like a cheap toy and only one important piece needs to break to make everything fail.
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>>682163394
the rest is just info on the booru
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>>682163200

What's your life like?
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>>682163655
fucking awesome
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>>682153995
You're doing god's work anon.
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>>682163024
>warmth
>food
So you have bullshit responses,but ill let you belive they are ok
NEXT:
>safey
>social
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>>682147764

Nuu spidey
Fwuffy no like bad spammies
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>>682165115
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ATTN AUTISTS:
These "fluffies" are supposed to represent your younger siblings or family pets, who you are jealous of, having been given up on by your parents. Your siblings and family pets no doubt receive much more love causing you intense jealousy. These threatening anti-social pictures should be reported ...
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>>682155867
kek
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>>682165407
"I'll take pocket psychologists for 500 Bob"
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>>682165407
Daddy? Is that you? Why won't you love me daddy?
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>>682147750
anyone have the second part where he's watching tv and discover he's considered a ugly fluffy by bredders?
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>>682165407

Eat a bag of dicks, Dr. Freud.
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>>682166403
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>>682166515
whoops, meant for

>>682166221
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>>682147764
spidy got killed
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>>682146485
Fluffy abuse is a metaphor for working longterm in customer service, where you have to deal with insanely demanding but totally helpless people that you've lost all respect for.
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wolfie needs to finish his damn comics
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>>682167350
I love it when reality comes crashing down on fluffies.
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>>682166399

The worst part of your week is when you hear the door open and "and this is our sons room"
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>>682166994
"nu dat way wheewies"

Holy fuck, this stupid shitrat! XD
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>>682165698
Best picture I've ever seen
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>>682167155
Bullshit - fluffy abuse on 4chan by by and for edgy autists who can't handle the rekt threads.

OP rather watch a fictional pony get castrated than the latest ISIS video... its too real...
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>>682167779
wheels can get stuck sometimes. That being said, it should've stopped sooner.

>>682167485
I love Asperger dad
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>>682166737
Is there a backstory here? How did this fluffy loose its legs?
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>>682168041
I know, but I'm glad it didn't stopped sooner.
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>>682167994
fluffy has been here for 5 years bro.
It started here to fight the faggot fur/mlp faggots

>>682167485
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>>682168285
Ill have to check
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>>682168620
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The newest gem from wolfram. Godlike!
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>>682169173
The autism rises in this one.
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>>682168285
don't know myself, but let me tell you a story.
It's a sad story, a heart breaking story.

> it all starts with an artist
> now this artist wasnt like every other artist
> this artist hated his fans
> this artist wanted his fans to suffer
> so he came up with an evil plan
> "muwhaha" i know what i shall do. said the evil man in his dark, dank basement
> " i know how i will hurt them and oh they shall cry in sadness" the man said with evil in his heart and hate in his eyes
> and so this man begain drawing comics
> drawing amazing comics that all would love
> but most of the comics...
> most of the comics never had endings
> oh how this evil man would laugh and laugh at the pain he would cause
> now all he had to do was set up an account with fluffybooru
> his name was wolfram sparks, the most evil man that ever lived
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>>682169294
seems that wolfram is changing hi style - up to now the fur/hair has been one solid color...
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>>682169922
Thats bullshit.
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>>682169894

>mfw
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>>682170279
Anyone got the whole one?
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>>682169894
>then wolfram thought "Philistines! I will. remove my art for no reason at all! I will only leave what I created in the last few month and the rest goes in the 'wolfram vault'"
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i dumped dust_collector, my friends. I am grateful for your company, but it is time i say good night. Wish me to have a dreams of distortion.
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Take my OC. I finished it today.
Feedback appreciated.
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>>682171426
the fluffies seem so clean. they must be sheltered.
why would a caring owner shoot at their fluffie?
also paintballs would do more than just hurt, that shit would probably break bones
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>>682171426
a paintball would rip through a fluffy lol

but still funny
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>>682171426
Rotate that shit nigga
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>>682171761
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