Best things that ever happend on 4chan.
/sp/'s UTV stalker
http://pdfsr.com/pdf/the-philmarilion
>>682093984
>>682094069
explination please
I was once king of kings
>>682094434
autist falls in love with a trip fag called UTV, stalks him and saves every single post he made on the football manager threads on /sp/
the link is the whole document which he made, it's maximum autism
Whoah, this thread is lame... you kids don't even remember any great 4chan events do you?
>>682095632
Nigger, start sharing.
>>682095925
Ha gay!
>>682095061
this is "faked" he revealed himself that these are just props and he works in hollywood and does that shit for movies etc.
>these boring walls of text
>all drama over some stupid RNG post numbering system
>faggots who sit here and read these walls of text and go OMG LULZZZ EEHEHEHEHEHE LULLZZzzzz!111 EBIN WIN U GUISE!
>this is their entire livelihood
>>682096233
RNG? Do you know what that stands for? Fucking idiot.
well, this consumed a particular thread on vg for about two weeks a couple of years ago
>>682096233
New fag detected
>>682095670
I actually have to go...
But some of the thread I've been in include:
> Miley Cyrus first nude photo release (Dec 2013)
> Courage Wolf baby (March 2009)
> A couple of Jizzus official and that, probably fake, one from this year.
> Various photo Leaks
> PS Leaks
> Various hacking/major DDoSing
> The original Pool Closed raids
> Etc, etc... I need to find a new hobby really...
But there's also been:
> Skull fucker
> Out in style school shooter (May 2007)
> Tennassean Body Coords
> 12/12/12 Shooting
etc, etc...
>>682095925
>Epic
Man, old 4chan was cringy as fuck, much better now
1/3
>>682097977
and this one i forgot
>>682097977
Nigger, this isnt even close to fun.
i kekd
>>682097977
>>682098010
i wonder if he smashed
>>682098081
can you faggots stop posting your own SHITE green text stories that you screencapped YOURSELF to these threads
these threads are like a tradition and only legendary shit is posted
>>682097712
newfags dont understand. go back to facebook.
Epic thread on now where james fowler fucked up and b took him down and ruined his life still active now
>>682098833
>go back to facebook
Epic
Newfags won't understand
>>682099429
I don't understand
>>682099429
>calling people newfags
Newfag
>>682097228
please an hero
>>682094524
You are still my King.
this is one of my favs
>>682099844
oh my god this is fucking disgusting
>>682094730
>>682094662
>Best things that ever happend on 4chan.
>Posts gets
>>682095955
checked, and sweet christ
>>682093984
what was UTV's response?
>>682097578
what ended up happening?
>>682100935
Someone explained already
>>682098251
Did he do it?
>>682101368
True /b/ro right there
Does anyone have the hornet one?
Does anyone have the one with the anon driving a bully crazy with pineapples?
>>682100127
NO WAY
>>682102041
here anon
>>682102147
Danke /b/ruder, das ist a top kek
>>682099844
5/7 almost puked on my desk
>>682096198
NO!
bump so i can be sure this isnt dead
>>682098081
possibly the shittest greentext story ever posted. why on earth would you think this is worthy of being posted in an epic green text thread?!
>>682102099
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
lurker posting got more than a few
>>682101368
That is true friendship.
>>682103202
Anon. Please. DUMP
>>682103202
DUMP UM
i am Dumping but shite net
>>682094524
>>682094524
>screencapping your own posts
>>682103965
This is without a doubt the way of the woman.
gold
am i the only one with stuff
are you guys still here should i shop
*stop
>>682099429
Never furget
>>682093877
I legit gagged
>>682101919
fucking legend
>>682100382
>4chan_space_program.jpg
>>682097065
Oh shit. Where can I find more ridiculous Eve shit?
>>682097228
fucking autistic try hard, i've been here since 2007 and I only know some of the things you're talking about, fuck off and kill yourself underage faggot
>>682101087
M00t left 4chin
>>682099778
I was in that thread a while ago
Did someone screencap that faggot's greentext?
>>682094569
TFW it's still down
>>682106187
Which ones don't you know? I have screenshots of most.
>>682106955
All of them, right now.
>>682095955
Sadly he can use his power only once in a century. Fag could be rich
later bros got to go got more but no time leave you with a good one
>>682107312
Some of them are full screenshots and I'm too lazy to cut them up myself... but I'll post some of the screencaps other people put together.
>>682104235
Im just chillin made me kek
>>682099844
best
3/?
>>682104785
I would tell everyone this story if it happened to me
5/?
>>682097712
lel, I know what you mean.
kek, things are really so much better now.
>>682108006
nice posts faggot good shit
>>682107899
YES 2
>>682108155
keep posting mofo dis is op
>>682101368
beautiful
>>682107477
holy shit that was hilarious
fucking kek
>>682094569
Guys when I tried to access the site this popped up
I fucking kek'd
6/? Loads of mine are too big to upload...
>>682104785
10/10
>>682108972
now thats interesting ^^
7/?
>>682105511
top kek
>>682108883
zozzled hard
>>682098581
He is the one who created /b/. He would even have smashed if she was a dead baby with 6 legs.
>>682101311
Iwannabelieve.exe
>>682094825
Cancer.
Kill yourself.
>>682108972
Keep going, this is fucking epic
Anyone got the one when we helped Jenna Jameson against her lawyer(?)?
this has become a legendary thread
>>682094825
wow...
>>682108972
yeah...no way
Come on, keep posting images
>>682109535
found this http://imgur.com/a/xFH5i
is taylor swift cat post real
>>682109853
all i have is vague cringe
>>682109915
thanks
>>682094524
All heil the emperor
>>682105779
holy fucking this obliterated me
>>682109985
Oh god my stomach
No gay blow job? No Virgin that paid 150 to get sodomized? I am disappointed by the level of newfaggorty in this thread.
>>682098773
>>682102965
This
>>682098081
Kill yourself you fat dsigusting neckbeard
>>682108006
Isn't it obvious it's a troll?
1.See news article with photo of girl and "50 miles from ..."
2.Make up a set of coordinates near there.
3.Post the girls picture from article and pretend coordinates on the interwebs.
4.Hope people don't know about timezones.
Unrelated annoyance: why doesn't this dummy just plug the coordinates into Google Maps directly?
Also: This happened back in November 2007 and they have the dude that had her blood in his room
>>682099844
Fuck me my sides. Still gets me
>>682110579
kill yourself
>>682105162
I did at the time, and again now
>>682093692
smells fake to me
>>682101919
This needs to continue
>>682103202
Cant stop laughing
>>682110809
>>682110547
>>682111019
I read it all and still have no idea what the fuck was meant to be happening
>>682109956
If you're not complete new you know it is
Heres one. I have 2 more sets to dump
If you're not complete new you know it is => means
>>682104995
good lord
>>682106681
>shit was cash
Dead
>>682094524
glory to the emprah
>>682106808
Leave this thread
>>682103076
I laughed way harder than I should have at this
>>682111869
ur a newfig
>>682111185
here's shitty and even shittier cropped oc
2/3
>>682108972
they don't even look close to the same
>>682093877
Jesus christ
3/3
>>682106463
You made me laugh, I really needed it...Thank you, anon.
Tadaaaa!
>>682112822
They're not meant to... ones a stock photo of a kitten.
>>682111244
Really?! You mean a hand grenade DOESN'T blow the fucking walls straight off a building?! No way!
>>682101087
People were calling the cafe to try and fuck with Moot.
>>682110737
The post dates are for Thursday, November 29, 2007. OP gave the coordinates 1 hour, 4 minutes before the body was found.
Shit's real.
>>682108155
bullshit
>>682106463
shitpost/10
Anyone have the one where the dude got caught stealing his girlfriend's 6 year-old sister's panties?
please post more folks
Looking for the dude who claims to be picking up children from a daycare.
Then transform them to idk, some weird ass puppets.
>>682105367
Original pic?
For science.
>>682111244
probably just one of all the other grenades that go of daily at 8:45
>>682110737
The police said they found the body with information from "an anonymous image board"
>>682096233
nice dubs
>>682100127
That is the best shit I've ever read.
>>682101368
MVP
>>682101590
kek
>>682103913
>mark the mint man
>doublemint Dave
my fucking sides
>>682112776
>>682112816
>>682112939
probably the least funny stories I've ever read on 4Chan.
>>682097712
>>682099122
I demand the reintroduction of epic
>>682095955
I remember people doing that sometimes 4 years ago or so, there had to be a trick
>>682099429
Fucking furfag
Remember that screenshot vortex guy? Shit was lit af.
>>682101919
moar?
>>682099429
God this caused such a shitstorm.
I miss old /b/
God I am old
>>682117998
explain?
>>682099429
so what's the sctual deal with that?
>>682106681
>shit was cash
40 keks
God this caused such a shitstorm.
I miss old /b/
God I am old
>> tell us the story of this photo to us new fags
>>682115139
long live the catfishman
>>682104121
If you are reading this, you are my hero
>>682115632
>the "8:45PM" looks shopped you fucking donut
>>682104007
Jfc. Topkek.
>>682102018
kek
>>682109093
Good time to be alive
>>682097228
Someone screen cap this for a future cringe thread. This fucking autistn not only remembers, but thinks its a good thing to brag about eating all that legendary bread
>>682119727
Cap it yourself you lazy cunt.
>>682094524
I bow down before you emperor.
>>682097065
Hehehehe EVE.
>>682102147
Fuck, I want pineapple now
post new link of the thread
>>682099844
This in my opinion is the greatest thread of all time on any website ever. That guy lived such a miserable life but just accepted it
I would eat three of my own toes for him to come back with some updates
>>682101368
Now theres a true "got yo back" kind of friend.
>>682104007
If you turn 360 degrees you end in the same position
>>682099778
was that today?
>>682119727
Capped it for you and deleted it. I also deleted the screencap of me deleting the screencap.
I then deleted the screencap of me deleting the screen cap deleting the screencap. You lazy faggot.
>>682120929
thats the joke...
>>682121059
my head
>>682121021
yep
>>682103913
Lmao, I'm done.
>>682118343
>pretending to know about that shit
>such an oldfag omg
