hey dude what the fuck is this.
I found this bitch on my bed.
where I sleep.
do I burn my house down or let this fella off with a citation.
>>682079390
It's a harmless fucking spider faggot.
Kill it if you want your house infested with bugs, otherwise, just let it go.
Jesus christ - summer is just around the corner.
>>682079605
Nigga, this thing is two inches bigger than my dick
nah nigga wtf is that kill it. kill all bugs and anything that looks like a bug.
Let it live. Spiders are bros, real talk
Let it off. It's a Spiderbro that keeps your house clean.
It's cool. Let it live
>>682079876
this guy knows whatsup
thats a brown recluse
>>682079390
Leave spider bro alone.
>>682079876
spoken like a true fuccboi
>>682079390
a recycleable drinking cup.
I'd say "a plastic cup", but they're made from all sorts of shit now, like vegetable oil and recycled clothes, for example.
>>682079390
yep, not a wolf spider, looks like a recluse
kill it and get your house sprayed
>>682079605
>>682080072
>>682080136
>>682080145
>>682080259
>>682080362
Anyone who goes around killing spiders is a senseless pussy. Pick it, put it outside you faggots.
>>682079876
lol
8-year-old girl detected.
>>682079390
eat it
y'all niggas really fuckin with the wrong faggot over here boi
I tell ya what. you best be explaining why I don't go ahead an blow this mothafukkas ass right off its back.
>>682080684
"up"
"pick it up" I meant.
why do I always make these mistakes?
wtf is wrong with me?
you guys are so awesome to put up with me
I'm dragging you down
wtf you don't even care
why do I keep fucking up like with missing the word and now going on when I should stop typing
omgomgomg
>>682080581
u mad
>>682080894
ay dude chill out you good
>>682079800
>>682080581
if its not a huge spider posting, its a jew or a skeleton
>>682080581
Don't you dare to blow our cover pesky human
>>682080842
I'd rather have the spider procreate than you, to be honest
>>682079390
Let the spider go. Spider was just checking your bed for critters to eat. Don't persecute innocent spiders!
>>682081240
Spider "dindu"?
Last night I dreamt that I had spiders in my house and they were laying their eggs in a comfy place and let me make a timelapse video of them
Only to wake up realizing I am all alone, again :(
If dubs let it bite the head of your penis
>>682082399
^Winrar. OP must let spider bite head of penis.
However, spider is innocent and does not want to bite... just wants freedom.
>>682082399
If dubs again OP must put spider in his urethra and take picture
we'll see who's really a gangsta only when it becomes time to do gangsta shit
>>682082660
Let spider go, burn your penis instead.
>>682082660
Don't fucking set it on fire you piece of shit
If you a gonna burn the house down, be a good neighbor and burn down the neighborhood. They may have spiders too.
cut off all of its limbs but one than watch it try to walk
>>682082660
OP please... make this an epic thread
>>682082399
>>682082600
>>682079390
Sluta ät pizza ditt fetto.
>>682082660
Spider murder with fire makes you spider Hitler. You don't want to be a Hitler, do you?
Looks very much like a false widow spider.
They are venomous but they will not kill you. Still, you would probably want to go to hospital to get it checked out if you get bite from one.
Heres one in the pic - does it look like this?
>>682082660
kill it with fire
all spiders are faggots
>>682082660
Do it faggot.
>>682082994
aren't you a know-it-all
a blind one maybe
>>682082885
>>682082917
Do one of these OP
>>682083111
Oh shit op better
Could be a recluse. They're pretty venomous, OP.
>>682079390
Just let it go outside.
I heard you could trap it in a finger box. Have you tried getting some of them?
periodically opening the container to let the prisoner breathe fresh air.
shall he continue to withhold the information I seek?
shall anon deliver the Wikipedia article containing the information leading to the confirmation of is innocence?
shall I torch this Nigga?
club drug gas chamber?
stay tuned.
>>682082989
I personally wouldn't mind being Hitler. That'd be sick.
>>682082399
>>682082600
Well this esculated quickly.
>>682083311
Just torch him. Make a webm of it preferably.
>>682083311
Spider is innocent!
>>682079390
Don't mind them. They just quietly lay their eggs in your ear and move on.
Look bro it was just an ant and he said it was a prank let him go
>>682083590
kek'd.
>>682083369
Yeah... I just wish OP would acknowledge those both those dubs i got..... I got lucky
>>682079390
Looks like a trap door spider or orb weaver.
>>682083590
Ant testimony proves spider innocent! Tasty, yummy... ant... says it was a prank. ...plump, fresh, tasty ant... played a prank.
If dubs you eat live spider
>>682083917
Roll
>>682083917
rolling for this
>>682083590
and the ant says it's a double prank; turns out he's antman.
You're going to get biffed OP
>>682083590
>>682083827
Even more reason to kill it.
Fuck off six legged niggers.
>>682084008
fuck off james bond wannabe
>>682083917
Roll
we still rolling for spider eatsies?
>>682082660
this is a completely appropriate response. do it op all spiders in houses must die
>>682083917
Roll.
and if dubs, OP must record it and post it here kek
It was an aunt in a spider costume all along.
>>682084228
Anti-Spider racist!
Kill it with fire man. Post results. Must light it on fire then put it on floor
>>682079800
It isn't my fault your dick is 1 inch concave.
bail set at a minimum of trips.
possibility of death sentence. confirmed.
Jury has yet to provide the information leading to his innocence.
>>682084057
kek'd hard
>>682084416
Kill
>this thread
>>682084416
Niceeeee
No one's going to upvote your faggotry here bro.
brown recluse : (
>>682083311
Nigger what kind of chemical do you have that comes with a winking dog wearing assless chaps on the label?
>>682084416
KILL HIM! HE MURDERED MY SWEET OLD MOTHER! KILL HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!
>>682083917
Reroll
>>682084416
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>>682084608
You call that a dog?
Spiders are good to have around and don't mean any harm to you or your animals. They kill other things you don't want around.
>>682084594
kill that motherfucker, /b/ro. they're poisonous.
>>682084416
My friend got double dubs and said you should put it in your uretha, if you can't find that just ram it up your ass hole. Thanks.
Do not kill it you fucking piece of shit
>>682084416
Stop teasing us, do it faggot
That is a Rare Grey Goose Colaformen
Look it up, you will rethink life...
Kill
>>682084690
Oh, sorry, had to zoom in on mobile to see it better. A pig makes perfect sense.
You are acting like a 6 year old little girl, let it go
Is dubs not enough?
>>682084744
>>682084704
^This. FREEDOM FOR THE SPIDER!
As you can see I present these trips confirming that my client is innocent.
His mom is coming to get you OP!
>>682084416
He dindu nuffing he was a good boy, fuking white bois always killing us negroes
Check em corporal.
Napalm that commie into oblivion
>>682084685
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>>682084860
what is that from?
>>682082989
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all he did kill Hitler
>>682084983
8 Legged Freaks.
>>682084879
dem racists always killin us, that spider was just doin the lords work he a good boy #spiderlivesmatter
>>682085045
Can't argue with that logic.
>>682085045
Never looked at it that way, yeah...pretty decent of him to take him out like that
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>>682085242
>>682085166
>>682085045
Fuck off reddit
>>682082994
False Window bites are basically harmless you fucktard
>>682083111
Checked
Dude that's a white tailed spider. Wont kill you but its bite causes flesh eating disease. Go ahead and keep it alive if you like that shit.
>>682085398
>le ebin reddit maymay
>>682085266
BURN IT YOU PUSSY
>>682085569
69 confirms
>>682084608
>>682085555
Faggot you wasted quads
Could have killed the eight legged fag
>>682085555
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>>682080894
Chill the fuck out it's ok.
>>682085662
Ah! Poppers
>>682084416
rolling for trips
>>682084416
rolling again
>>682084416
If Trips, pour glue into cup and watch the spider solidify in the block of glue. Then make necklace out of it and wear it to scare away his breathren.
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OP pls
"AM I BEING DETAINED!?!?!"
LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>682085910
Rolling for that shit
>>682079390
its a spider
The spider didndu nuthin, he is a good boy, he's going to go to college
>>682085266
rolling
>>682085944
Oh shit!
if trips, we gonna command you the torturing methods and you gonna do it
>>682085266
Impale him
>>682085944
Winrar?
>>682085944
Do it op, stop ignoring the dubs of your thread
>>682086010
He wuz goin 2 church and shiz he was agood boi
>>682086033
I really hope so
Also checked
>>682084416
don't you need probable cause to detain him?
>>682086113
Intention to assault
>>682085944
Living Legend Detected.
>>682084416
I'll pay bail
house spider
this is a trangression on where you sleep
an act of war
spider = russia
you = usa
don't be a pussy faggot.
>>682085668
I don't want the spider killed though. I love spiders. Look at this cuddly little scamp.
>>682084416
get
>>682079390
>>682079390
>put dick in cup
>shake ferociously
>??????
>profit.
>>682084416
#arachnidlivesmatter
>>682082399
>>682082600
This is the third fucking time ive called dubs OP, please atleast do one of them. You can pick any one you want. Please..
>>682085944
What the fuck ? Just kill the fucking thing.
He's got sadness in his eyes!
>>682084704
>Kills stuff you don't want in the house
I don't see it killing itself
Free the eight-legged bro or your house will fill with six-legged niggers. Do you want that, OP?
>>682086232
Is it named Eric? Either way, it's adorable.
>>682086279
Thought he was bout to flamethrow on them hoes. Was disappointed.
If dubs you blow load on spider
>>682086584
Reroll
>>682086446
You want spiders in your house. Especially house spiders. If you live in an area with recluse spiders you'll definitely want to leave house spiders alone. A recluse won't nest in a house with house spiders.
>>682086503
He is named Eric and he is my big handsome boy.
>>682086584
Rolling
>>682080156
I don't get the pic...
>>682086364
If I get dubs my new friend gets his dubs notorised and enacted.
>>682086649
how old is he?
>>682083311
>periodically opening the container to let the prisoner breathe fresh air.
kek :D
If dubs you drown spider in your urine
let him go
please
>>682086787
pls
>>682086796
Probably about seven given his size.
my trips shall free the spider
>>682086813
Yes
please?
>>682084416
>bail set at a minimum of trips.
omggg im fucking dyingggg KEK
>>682086495
This!
If dubs you pay a homeless man to poop on your chest.
>>682086897
Ahhhh Isn't he lovely & furry
set him free fgt
>>682086897
that's actually adorable. i'm envious of you. don't they live to be 15-30?
trips coming up
If dubs you tea bag spider to death
>>682086877
Well done newfriend.
The prosecutor's fallacy is a fallacy of statistical reasoning, typically used by the prosecution to argue for the guilt of a defendant during a criminal trial. Although it is named after prosecutors it is not specific to them, and some variants of the fallacy can be utilized by defense lawyers arguing for the innocence of their client. At its heart the fallacy involves assuming that the prior probability of a random match is equal to the probability that the defendant is innocent.
Most don't know, but you have spiders in your car. Yes, even you. No matter how many times you get it detailed, a family of spiders live in the same space where you steer.
Just burn it already
I bet OP isn't even here anymore
>>682087247 >>682087187
>that timing
Cremate spider, then snort ashes.
>>682087247
>OP isn't here
>>682087187
>>682086877
how many fucking dubs do you need?
fuckin dubs hog. get outta here. seriously.
>>682086997
2 off. Today was a bad day.
>>682087187
FAGGOT
>>682087187
do something faggot.
Let it go, burn it, cum on it, I don't give a fuck.
Just give me some fucking closure so I can fuck off and go to sleep.
>>682087358
Dont judge me!
>>682087122
My newfriend already won on ram it up OP's ass hole. But if he survives that then yours should be next.
>>682087588
SEE WHAT I MEAN
>>682083311
When I was young and worked at summer holidays in beer tent I catch ants put them in plastic cup, lock them by inserting another cup so they can't escape, after this I boil water in electrical kettle, pour it in third cup and put firs cup in third. When ants were cooked properly I gave them to nearby spiders. They said "tx bro" every time.
>>682087004
He really is. I loved him the first time I ever held him. I went back the next day and bought him even though I really couldn't afford to. I didn't want to risk someone else getting him.
>>682087078
15 for his species, but it's not uncommon for them to live to be in their 20s in captivity.
>>682087516
>>682087676
I like you anon, want to be boyfriends?
>>682087716
what country do you live? US?
How about you grow a fucking sack?
>>682080685
MODS
>>682087716
Any nudes?
>>682087817
I do, yes.
>>682087790
but anon, i am not a boy ... my name is Jess. we can still date until this thread dies if you'd like, tho
>>682085662
>>682083311
>Poppers
OP is literally a fag.
>>682087716
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>>682087947
that's pretty cool. i'm aussie. fucking hate this country.
>>682087949
Hi Jess my name is Jacob :D
>>682087944
Nudes of what?
>>682087961
What dubs?
>>682088019
You're in good company. I hate that country too.
>>682088052
Stupid name
>>682087949
Hey jess. Kill that motherfucking spider already.
>>682087949
If dubs you must post tits with timestamp
>>682088052
hello jacob. how do you feel about this court trial, Mr. J?
>>682086649
This, stop being a fucking retarded baby, OP, leave the spider alone and sit your fat ass down
>>682087204
That's not news faggot. Mine usually live in the top right corner of my windscreen. Just annoys me when they web danggle whilst you're going round a round about.
OP, it's simple. The spider entered your property without consent. The U.S law gives you the right to give it the justice it deserves. Kill It!!!
spider deserves a hug
NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
PLAYER TWO PRESS START
>>682088153
I think its fucking retarded because ive called dubs like 4 or 5 times now and OP is just completelt ignoring them :(
>>682088207
DUBS LAWYER HAS SPOKEN, ISSUE THE PUNISHMENT!
>>682086279
This is how I imagine a really bad trip on LSD is.
>>682088093
> Nudes of what?
Of your hot spidey-lewdie ofc
>>682088233
>>682088242
your house is fucking full of 'em, op. kill them all.
>>682088117
Thanks anon i really appreciate it, want to be boyfriends?
>>682087588
Fucking kek. My newfriend pwned you.
>>682088242
put them in same cup
>>682079876
its no bug,
its not even an insect
>>682088242
silverfish?
>>682083311
>fire
>highly flammable cleaner
>plastic cup with spider
>being this fucking retarded is probably just as flammable
>>682086897
has it ever bitten anyone?
is it agressive?
>>682088273
OP is a cunt.
OP, just shove it up your anal cavity. fuckin pussy.
-Jess
>>682087187
Why not space program?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA
>>682088411
Checked newfriend
>>682088371
OP is one of them dude
>>682088340
No, Eric is a pure boy.
>>682088447
No, he's never bitten anyone and no he's not aggressive. I've handled him before, but try to avoid it at all costs because of how fragile they are.
>>682088416
This
>>682088242
Get bit by them both and collect your superpowers.
>>682088411
his name is jacob, you tool.
-Jess
the only issue with spiders is if they lie eggs and suddenly 500 tiny spiders everywhere
420 get
>>682088242
*smuggly presses start with the tip of his pinky, skin cells replaced with doritos' nacho cheese*
>>682088700
LUCKY BUGS
>>682088019
Why do you hate australia? Less immigrants there, actually thinking about moving there when the shitstorm hits the rest of europe.
>>682088700
get
Do spiders have penises?
-Jacob
>>682088569
Ughh... Dat ass
OP is a huge fag
>>682088775
i dont hate the government. just the weather and the people.
Quints get
>>682087949
Tits or GTFO.
>>682088242
eugh, your household must be disgusting