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Waifu claiming thread.
DFC IS JUSTICE

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Shinoa claimed
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Dio-sama...
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Shiragami Youko, Resident Winner claimed.

>>682074584
Ah hi!

>>682074605
Started the anime for a bit, enjoyed it.
Never followed up on it though. I should.
Thanks, Pinky!

>>682074809
You'll never be a winner with that attitude!
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>>682075237
hi.
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claimed
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Milinda claim

>>682075237
... DFC
>pic
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justice is the flat

claim.
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>>682075421
I love the opening so much!
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Repeat after me.
This is my Waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my laifu. Without me my Waifu is useless. Without my Waifu, I am useless. I must love my Waifu true. I must love her more than the others who are trying to outdo me. I must love her more than they do. I will. My Waifu and I know that what counts in love is not her being real, what people say, or the claims they make. We know that it is the feelings that count. We will feel.
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>>682075107
You say that like it wouldn't work haha
>yes i would
>>682075193
Damn, I don't get heated but that would've made me livid haha
>>682075606
Who?
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>>682075421
I never wanted to win i just wanted to finish and i still didnt even do that
>>682075449
O-ohaio
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Claimed.
>>682074817
Too busy with their own lives. They just want to play video games, text, or go out with others. Not much time we get together. But I'm happy for them, that they're doing what they like to do.
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>>682075674
>there are many like her

There's only one as great as Dio.
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>>682075237
Back with a saucy claim

>A person is measured not by how high they climb, but by how high they bounce back when they fall
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Yuno claim
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Claimed
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>>682075449
Hi, what's up?

>>682074817
It's what I do best. What about you? Anything good?

>>682075107
Can't resist her charm man. All μ's members are lovely though.

>>682075193
I'll write that one down kek.

>Best idol claimed
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>>682075737
>pic

>>682075671
To what? Jitsu wa Watashi Wa or Deadman Wonderland...?
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>>682075708
If it's only them it wouldn't. Youll need calvary to take out the archers with speed since archers can kill berserkers easily. Gotta balance shit out
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>>682075737
hey you cute

>>682075863
hey yuno
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>>682075974
Whats poppin?
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>>682075237
What if we are a plebeian faggot that doesn't have a waifu?
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>>682075768
Oh, im sorry to hear that man :( but hey! at least you got em right? could be worse :)
>>682075799
Hey! hows it goin?
>>682075863
Sup nig
>>682075929
Same here haha, im not doing much, just postin and hangin out before bed
>>682075966
Can I combine armies?
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>>682075863
>>682075892
Hello! Und welcome!
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>>682076236
I'll be your waifu :)
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>>682075929
i wanna go get a drink but im lazy

>>682076108
putting my fingers in my ears n stuff.
what are you up too?
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>>682075943
I should be in A school learning about computers, networks, com systems, and other IT based material on a naval base in Pensacola Florida but instead i quit and am staying up till 6-7 am every morning wondering if i still deserve to live
Ya im a bit sad
>>682075974
How are you cute synth
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>>682076236
Then you can lurk to your heart's content.

>>682076308
Climbing slowly through League elo, hoping my friends would get on soon to play with me

>The Wagon goes on
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>>682075929
Kotori has that wifey material that I like. It's also her soft eyes and "go with the flow" personality

I can nico nico nii too see!...yeah no I can't

>>682076108
Cherries ;)

>>682076308
Not combine. Each faction should have infantry, archer and calvary units
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>>682076388
B-But.... You actually exist
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>>682076236
Choose your waifu anon, You'll find one eventually.
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>>682076592
ur cute, i want a drink but im lazy

>>682076662
ur cute too
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>>682073846
I like it when the bad thoughts start. It makes me feel honest.
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>>682076662
>Cherries

Woah dude, too lewd

>dat rhyme
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You know what's better than flat?

Dicks!
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So who is this
>pic related
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>>682076715
Do I?
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>>682076308
Yeah, that's true.
And I got y'all comrades too. c:
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>>682076929
Wait what?

no
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>>682075708
Im still salty about it... kek

>>682075929
Haha yeah naps screw me over too...

>>682076662
>Kotori
I couldn't agree more with you there....
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>>682076929
Okay son slow the fuck down you're this close to crossing borderline autism
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>>682076604
Sounds pretty fun, if your a masochist haha. how was your day?
>>682076662
I see, so your saying I should have beserk up front with archer in the back to combat archer?
>>682076236
Why dont ya got one?
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>>682076592
Oh shit, that got real as fuck, mate.
Of course you do, you're just as much a person as any one of us, you know. Chin up, Pinky, get the fuck out there and do what you can with what you have.

Also, why'd you quit, if you don't mind me asking.
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>>682076308
WUZ GUD NIIGA?

>>682076379
Privet comrade!

>>682076397
cooping in dark souls 3

>>682076662
I likes dem cherries ;D
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>>682076962
To be honest, I literally have no clue. I tried uploading this pic, but that popped up. I have never seen it before in my life.
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>>682077257
Hallo komrade! What's up?
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>>682077155
Literally outplays and getting outplayed all day. Riding a rollercoaster of cheer, disappointment and nail-biting suspense

>>682077271
What
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>>682077271
:(
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>>682077257
He doesn't say "what" he says "was"

such as "IT WAS GOOD NIGGER" not "WHAT IS GOOD NIGGER?"
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>>682077155
Just haven't found an appealing one yet... maybe

>>682076985
I sure hope you are real, it means I am not completely insane yet
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>>682076888
Only time the bad thoughts stop is when I hit that prime spot of drunk.. which is difficult to maintain.
I used to smoke a lot of pot, but I quit for a while. After picking it back up, it just induces panic attacks.
rip vice
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>>682077257
i want ds3 so bad it hurts me
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>>682076882
I want a drink too but nothing to mix with
Also not enough liquor
>>682077199
I quit because I couldnt run 12 laps in under 12:30 mins then decided because i couldnt do it with the division it would be easier to quit then try my hardest and work towards something i really wanted
I quit because im a pussy
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>>682076308
A little decompression. Nice way to end the day.

>>682076397
Come on it's only 50 steps.

>>682076662
That and she'd make a great cook. What more could you ask for?

Kek keep trying.

>>682076888
Honest towards yourself?

>>682077084
Sometimes they're beneficial, sometimes they're not.
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>>682077257
Nothin much stinkmeaner! My sister just got home from LA so Im about to visit with her
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Sylvie claimed yet?
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>>682077314
I seen it was getting deleted and saved it because im an asshole
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>>682077692
That's a penis.
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>>682076985
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>>682076882
You're super cute!

>>682076907
Hehe

>>682077084
It's good to know I'll not the only one who thinks so

>>682075943
Jin wa watashi wa.

>>682077155
Unless there's enemy archer shooting at your troops then move berserkers back and archer front

>>682077257
;)

>>682077636
Smugs...
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
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>>682077602
>I quit because I'm a pussy
Gah, so what? Go use the skills you've got to be good at something else, then. You're a chill guy, I believe in you! Sure, a door closed, but again,
>do what you can with what you have
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Faggots
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>>682077707
Yeah. I tried reverse searching it, but nothing came up. Maybe it's oc from another thread that somehow got swapped for what I was trying to post? Not too sure about that though.
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>>682077692
>>682077739
thtts a small penis
>>682077778
tfw miss quints
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>>682077800
G'night bud!
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>>682077692
WHAT THE FUCK
I POSTED A PICTURE OF SYLVIE
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>>682077949
A little, yeah.
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>>682077540
I don't drink.

>>682077636
Towards everything.
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Well im off to bed everyone. See you all later!
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let me try something....

>pic related
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>>682078007
>>682077314
4chan needs to fix their shit.
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>>682077800
Goodnight and take care.
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>>682078007
Yo, pictureswap has been seriously fucking people over in these threads tonight. Just a late heads up.
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>>682077692
So apparently one of my photos is a dick in disguise!
Never seen it before. Lets try that again.
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>>682078007
There was literally no way to fuck this one up and you fucked it up bad. There's no coming back from this anon.
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>>682078188
im just imagining a dude in a dick thread getting my sylvie pic instead.
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>>682078084
Rest easy!
>>682078228
Hello Syndra! How are ya?
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>>682077922
Ive been trying to push forward but i took the best opportunity at hand it threw it away
Thats why i wish for war so there will be a need for me and i can make right with my commitment i backed out on
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>>682078325
I had that thought too, actually
Amused me for a second there
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>>682077444
>>682077777
those trips didnt save you from acid rain
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>>682077636
>50
b...but i have stairs

>>682077800
ur cuter
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>>682077413
Nothin much brah just playin some dark souls


>>682077444
FUCK YO TRIPS NIGGUH FUCK YO TRIPS
LADY LIBERTY GOT BALLS

>>682077550
Sour bout dat not having darks souls 3

>>682077644
Thats whats up
>checked

>>682077800
Giggity
>checked
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>>682078597
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>>682078429
Then take the best opportunity you've got now, dude. There's no need for there to be a war for you to prove your existence to everyone else.

You're more than a militaryman, you're a winner!
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Claimed
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>>682078663
it's oak, subnautica and other things have my attention for now.
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>>682078597
Oh look
Another prime example of Dio dying.

>>682078717
See that, buddy?
Worst vampire waifu confirmed... again.
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>>682076236
>>682077496
Got one now
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>>682075737
Nice choice, but your waifu is trash. First time I see Moka Akashiya in these parts of the Internet. She belongs to Aono Tsukune.
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>>682075768
She doesn't care about you. All she cares about is Squid Girl. Your waifu is not your waifu. Her waifu is Squid Girl.
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>>682078084
Goodnight you two!

>>682078077
Is it some form of closure? For me it is, just accept those thoughts and try to move on.

>>682078617
You can crawl if you get tired.
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>>682078883
You did it!
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>>682078941
ITT: Pinky's inferior choice of waifu gets called out by a stranger
A+
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>>682078872
I've heard a lot about you bashing on Dio, but I've heard nothing about you winning.
>>682078663
Also the judge asks "could you tell the court what was good?" and the thing that "was good" was fucking that light skinned nigger's white wife.
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>>682079118
ugu. fine.
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>>682079066
What if he IS Squid Girl?
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>>682078733
I think im gonna go watch sad anime
>>682078941
Remonding me only makes it hurt more
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remember, im watching you
judging
shit posting
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>>682078834
Maybe one day you'll play this glorious game
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claimed
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QOTT: What was the most terrifying experience you have gone through so far?
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miia claimed. top snek
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>>682079150
>heard nothing about me winning
You can't ignore the truth when there's evidence everywhere

>>682079232
See ya, Pinky. Have a good night!
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>>682079349
Living
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>>682079349
i went through a closed window while fighting a heroin high guy with a knife
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>>682079349
Some kid brought a gun to school in middle school he was all spooky but thankfully no one got hurt
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>>682079493
oh and there were two cops outside who pointed their guns at me
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>>682079396
Go on then, tell me more, or has cliché vampire wings snot hair lady been bluffing this whole time?
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>>682079504
>murica

Don't you expect that shit everyday now?
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>>682079349
1st day with my rdcs
And with that i leave
>moka
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>>682079349
Getting chased by a wild dog at the age of 9
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>>682079396
Isn't that called "blinking"
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>>682076388
Faggot detected.
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>>682078663
Must be fun!
>>682079382
Hallo snek!
>>682079349
A car went in front of us, with no turn signal. Too close from crashing.
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>>682079118
Closure? No, I wouldn't call it that. There is no closure until the end.
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>>682079545
Trash.
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>>682079607
Some kid got shot in my neighborhood when I was a kid so I guess.
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>>682079738
Lots of fun, hella funny too
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>>682079774
Brazil! I knew you would be back!
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>>682077692
Skinny dick detected. Little stick. Are you proud of it?
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>>682079349
I was camping with my friend when we saw a house fire.
And me being the retard i am i decided to run in the house to look for people. No One was there, but i almoust got locked in and crushed to death.
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>>682079757
Oh great, another one.

Vampire Hunters are demon hunters that hunts a specific demon. Dio is not a demon as he has no connection to demonology whatsoever, althought his vampirisms gives him a bit of hate towards humanity. The stone mask simply unlocks the body's hidden abilities and they called it vampirism because you cans teal people's blood to make your body younger and stronger.
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>>682079493
You were fighting a guy who had a knife and was on heroin?
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>>682077988
That's quads, not quints. Some people just don't know how to count, I guess.
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>>682079349
Probably throwing a grenade
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>>682080099
No excuse for being trash.
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>>682080186
my bad im sorry guys 5 repeating numbers is quads not quints
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>>682080186
It would have been quints 77778
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>>682080213
Look, kiddo, this is an issue with the order of the sun, why don't you go fuck some imp or whatever it is you do.
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>>682079544
And there were two cops outside knowing there was an intoxicated knife wielding criminal in the building yet they didn't enter?
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Late, but I'm here now.

Rory claimed
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>>682079881
Maybe I'll try it one day.
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>>682079349
Here's mine

>Be me
>School camp
>Grouped up with the "special group"
>2nd day
>Next activity was mountain trekking
>at night
>Reach the bottom of the mountain
>Guide's there
>Tells us we can't use flashlights - couple plants on the mountain path are really sensitive to light or some shit
>Clouds out, literally no light other than the guide's. His wasn't even any good.
>Halfway through the trek
>Really far back from the group, wanted some time for myself
>Two "special" kids behind me laughing about something
>They get really close behind me
>Really weirded out, but tries not to say anything cos they special and don't know any better
>Sudden force on my back
>Suddenly tumbling down through bushes and shit
>When I stop, I couldn't see anything
>No path, no light, alone in a forest

I blindly wandered around the darkness for half an hour, before the guide and my group returned. They were on the way back before they found me out of my wits. Apparently, they didn't even notice I was gone.
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>>682080378
Soulless creature has no stones.
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>>682079204
Damn. What are you? Delusional? Squid Girl would NEVER consider Sanae her waifu.
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>>682080629
Forgot pic
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>>682079545
>tell me more
Check my filenames
Check my official title: Resident Winner
Check my general attitude
Check my choice of waifu
They all point to being a winner.
Losers don't get to challenge winners, easy as that.

>>682079630
>Isn't that called "blinking"
Don't question it.

>>682079349
Among other things, there was an event that occurred when I was a child.
>Be me
>Go to religious private school, 2nd grade
>Sneak out of class with best friend
>Go to chapel
>It's empty, we've got the sanctuary all to ourselves
>We begin running around like fools
>Everything is good for about ten minutes
>Friend trips
>Slams head into podium
>Hits edge, begins bleeding profusely
>Don't notice for five minutes, pre-occupied
>Eventually notice friend isn't with me
>Look around
>Nothing
>Shrill whine from front of sanctuary
>Turns into a violent ear-piercing cry
>Rush to friend
>Head sliced pretty well open, can see bone
>Nobody's around
>Panic
>Run to phone, dial 911
>Get school office operator
>Blubber out my problem
>Emergency vehicles arrive
>Take him away
>He comes back to school next week, with no memory of what occurred
>I have to explain to him in detail, hoping he doesn't blame me
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>>682079123
Sad for him and "his" poor waifu, isn't it?
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>>682080430
Door locked, deadbolted and heavy. crazy guy between me and freedom. Went for it, but he was jacked up on drugs and liquor. Went through window, and of course standard cop reaction is to draw guns. If I was black, I would be dead
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>>682080497
Hello demigod! How's it going?
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>>682079349
Haven't been terrified out of my wits at all, yet.
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>>682080747
Nah, Pinky's a really good dude.
You don't even have a waifu, you don't get a say.
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>>682080813
Its going well. Little bit tipsy for some gaming.
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>>682079232
Watch Clannad if you want sad, or Higurashi.
Sorry dude. You just picked a waifu that's already taken.
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>>682079195
Just think about the refreshments.

>>682079349
Flying from D.C with a couple of Muslims near 4th of July.

>>682079741
>The end
By that time there's no other choice but to accept it.
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>>682080705
I suppose even vampires can catch stupidity. You've only said you were a winner, but you've never actually won anything, or you did but just never said it.
>>682080645
I realy don't know what you're talking about but it's almost 4:30 in the morning and I'm arguing with some retard vampire hunter that's bashing on a transcended time lord.

I'm going to sleep.
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>>682080503
I hope so comrade! You;re missing out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQF6x_FgnJ0
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>>682080705
I should note his parents were in the room when I had to explain to him, and I knew they hated me, I could see in their eyes. They never let him speak to me again.

>First time I had ever felt hate directed at me
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>>682080806
Yeah, that didn't happen. It's not terribly difficult to kick a door in and cops are not only trained to do that, but also have battering rams for exactly that.

>>682080962
I've accepted the end already.
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>>682080966
>won this thread
>won every thread I've ever been in
>won best waifu of all time
>won this argument
>I win far too much to compile a full list
Goodnight.
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>>682080099
Trash is still trash.
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>>682080914
That's good. What game?
>>682080968
Jaja Sounds like it.
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>>682081205
>kick in a deadbolted door
>carry battering ram just in case
you try it first. this was an old apartment building and had heavy solid wood doors because bad area. trained or not, it would take a lot to kick it down
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>>682081440
DS1. Was playing MWO.
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>>682081555
>pic
>shameless self-check
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>>682081440
So how was work?
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>>682081446
I've kicked in doors before. And they can call for a battering ram rather easily. You're a liar and not a good one.
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>>682080843
I do have a waifu. She's 3D, not 2D pleb trash.
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>>682081716
time constraints, faggot. you ever heard of it?
This all happened in under 10 seconds. I called them earlier and only made my move when they arrived. I got scars to prove it
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>>682081716
if it was a hostage situation, different story. maybe use more than 2% of your narrow mind when trying to call someone out
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>>682081532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPGhkOmD9TQ
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>>682081555
Dead Space, or Dark Souls? Sorry I get those abbreviations confused.
>>682081667
Didn't have work which was marvelous!
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>>682081879
I got scars too, I can claim they're from anything just like you. And you've changed your story from a guy on heroin to a guy who was drunk and high. Also, you called the cops then just waited around for them to show up, which would take at the very least a few minutes. Meanwhile there is a knife wielding maniac rampaging through your home?
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>>682082167
Dark Souls. Quit because controller has a button not responding, something to fix later.
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>>682082167
Oooo! Did you had fun?
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>>682082292
>on heroin
>says hes high
>i thought you sai he was on heroin
heroin played a larger role than alcohol. Maybe ask for details, as i wasnt specific as fuck first time. I didnt tell the whole story, so there was a lot to add
fucking newfaggots honestly
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>>682081766
>She's 3D
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>>682082073
Right, so you were a hostage, yet managed to call the cops and then get away from your captor? I'm using basic logic here, your story has so many holes in it.

>>682082432
Forgetting of course that heroin is an opiate and when you're on it you're barely capable of even standing up.
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>>682082313
Ah, usually controllers are done when they start messing up. They're too expensive these days.
>>682082395
Just home, went out for a bit. Overall a good day. Yours?
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>>682082292
>>682082605
guy was on heroin, which i didnt know
he was drunk, which i did know
he was in my home with the door locked because he was my roommate
i didnt tell the officers to bring battering rams because im a dumbass like that
also youre a gigantic cock sucking faggot
kill yourself
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>>682082673
Help my grandma, sleep the afternoon because I had 2 hours of sleep last night, ate pizza and played dark souls
It's all good besides this damn canker sore on my tonsil
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>>682082673
Given I buy them for less then $20, its not a big issue.
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>>682082605
stop trying to poke holes in a story that wasnt told to its fullest. im not going to copypasta for an hour giving a faggot all the details..
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>>682082791
>Too tipsy for pics
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>>682079904
nice try but its not brazil
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>>682082693
Yet again, if he was on heroin, he wouldn't have been capable of wielding a knife. Heroin is an opiate, it puts you to sleep.

>>682082852
I don't need to poke holes, the holes are already there.
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>>682082783
Good day, except that. How does it feel?
>>682082791
Off brand I presume?
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>>682082863
Oh......Well hello Lebo.
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>>682083044
Irritating when I swallow
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>>682083116
nice to see you too sanae
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>>682083121
That's no good. Got any remedies?
>>682083278
How are you? I miss Brazil though. I want to see you two converse.
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>>682083622
Have this numbing medicine, tho since its on my tonsil.. might be a hard reach
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>>682083044
Pretty much.
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>>682083622
I wanna talk to him too honestly. someone said his net was garbage and limited so he's trying to cut down now
plus I want his rare karens
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>>682083712
Yeah, might gag. Which is horrible.
>>682083726
That would explain it. Jaja
>>682083834
I hope soon. I'm planning something for the two of you in a drawing.
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>>682082992
>shoots up heroin
>never wakes up
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>>682084247
I can only imagine bad things in that drawing
all he does is pop in, creep me out and then never post again
I always wonder if he's watching
the day I will have to give up karen is going to be a sad day...
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>>682084252
Yeah, you wake up, and then you're not high anymore. Have you ever even done heroin?
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Sigh, these threads make me sad
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>>682084936
Why?
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>>682084436
Nothing sinister. Just the two of ya. In a friendly pose. He's a good person, I think he doesn't mean it.
>>682084838
I don't know. I hope someone will.
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>All these pleb waifus.
DARIA CLAIMED FAGGOTS
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>>682085055
edgy
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>>682085017
They've become quite the shit show. Ever since the became permanent and Tenryuu had to stop making them.>>682085017
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Rei claimed plebs.

Also no more image replies apparently.

RIP
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>>682085286
Cant claim without an image, and we hit cap dipshit
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>>682085361

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>682085709
>>682085709
>>682085709
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>>682075237
OP, is she actually cute and likeable in the show? I kinda wanna see the show but the premise doesn't sound overly good.
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