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>>682062376
iddy bitty baby iddy bitty boat
>>682062376
Guys, we're running low on bandwidth here so if you post tits, please remove all nipples.
Now that I'm thinking about it, most people who showed up after 08ish would probably know this place from either the news, anonymous, reddit, or just raids in general.
I'm kind of curious, how did all of you find this place?
>05'
>Adult Swim Message Board
>YTMND
>YTMND Army/SA raids
>4chan
>>682062376
Oh no Snip..
>>682064156
holy shit this. ytmnd, is that even still around? if it is i bet it sucks now, probably destroyed by the same reddit cancer of the new generations
coolguy.jpg
>>682064156
> '05 as well
> heard rumours about it from kids who were more beta than me
> boring.jpg
> get bored one night
> log on
> WTFdidIjustsee.exe
>>682064306
Oh SHIT! EVERYONE GET DO-
HI. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER - YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER - AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>682064306
not even a 2 year old meme
Fucking newfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf00W_Ao9Ig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR92pCPcenE
i remember when the triforce meme was started, and thought that was cancer. if only i could have seen the naked bananas of the future
bring back snacks
>>682064414
I stopped reguarly returning to that place after 07ish when it went to all hell. It died out probably 2009 I'd like to say, and peaked and fell quickly after the whole dr 1337 episode. The crash and burn was nearly overnight there. They still are up and running with a handful of sites made on a weekly basis.
i was
>>45 and >>122
my first dub
>>682064156
used to forum raid a lot starting back in '00-'01
eventually made my way here
I posted here before the dickchicks, ponies and pepes
Gay Nigger Association of America
Do you even Pudi, or drink your own piss?
I don't need to prove anything to anyone but, candleja-
hey guys! long time.. what's been goin on here?
I'm a master lurker. Been here since about 2007-2008 on and off. Only posted a handful of times. What started as a newfag afraid to be called a newfag ended up being a faggot who stayed quiet for almost 10 years lol
Red-Chan, Show your belly button.
I'm not afraid of candlej
>>682067168
You cunt
need /b/lackup
also tom green got a lot of cardboard tubes in the mail
Hello Gamestop? Do you have Battletoads for the fucking Wii?
>>682067783
Oh yeah, and also that one party van spinoff site that got put up when /i/ got put down
>>682067451
fake oldfag spotted you useless sack of shit, you're supposed to be able to say candlejack's full name before he kidnaps you, you fucking reta
>>682067451
That's not even how you do that may may...
>>682067848
>gold silver pawn here.
>im looking for a very rare game
>NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
>>682062376
>>682068033
>>682067479
You sir, are and idiot! :)
>>682067848
I remember this
>>682062376
I started out with ascii-porn....
Internet hate machine.
>>682067987
Remember this guy from the fox exploding van thing? I can't remember the exact handle he used, It was either magical hobo, or something similar.
I distinctly remember him going to one of those forums trying to get us to raid /b/ under the same handle he used for other forums. I'll never know what the fuck he was trying to accomplish.
>>682067030
Who owns the sky?
>>682068332
>>682068499
>>682068531
You sir, are and idiot :(
>>682062376
kill yourself on stream
do it for the lulz nigger
Itty bitty titty boat. Habeeb it.
>>682062376
Pool's closed.
>>682062850
>popular 2 years ago
>considers self old fag
Eat shit you dick fuck
>>682068628
shine a light on women and you cant help but be misogynistic. what exactly is wrong with pressure free social interaction anyways? You don't get narcissism from /b/. you just have it.
ITT Know your meme newfags try to act old.
No one cares about this but yourself, go literally commit suicide. Not in a joking matter either, literally kill yourselves please.
OH! OH! Who was the gross old camwhore that spawned the INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET meme when the cops showed up and the stream crashed
>>682067451
Then why won't you say his name, chickenshit?
>>682062799
HABEEB IT
>>682069097
legit oldfag right here
>>682069097
You sir, are and idiot :)
>>682064306
I see h-
>>682069226
twinkie house
Had to remake this image just now out of the exploitable since I didn't keep the original over the years, but I remember.
>>682069038
way to prove his point
Sweet dreams space bat.
>>682069269
You sir, are and idiot :)
>>682069400
checked
BABY FUCK ITS AWWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT
>>682062376
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
It's a known fact that /b/ is pretty much 80% newfags, I know that none of you posting these "epic memes" have actually been here longer than 3 years. But it doesn't matter. It's toxic that you really care this much about the opinion of other people on how long you've visited their weeb website, it's really pathetic.
DESU
>>682067030
Cranky
>>682069171
c'mon somebody, this is driving me nuts
Puddi
>>682069821
You sir, are and idiot :(
I was at the Atlanta protest during the first wave of Scientology protests. proof: the only reason I went is because I was in ATL for the comic expo anyways.
>>682069875
Is DESU over, we don't do that any more?
on halloween this year i want newfag boots on the ground, door to door, asking for Hillarys resignation
>>682066655
check'd
>>682062376
Oh god. Where is the other gif like this one with Gianna Michaels?
>>682065400
Not even a 2 year old meme, or the first time *you* saw it was 2 years ago? Because the 'post a sniper and get cut off mid sentence has been around for-
sage this shit
>>682068628
Don't forget: You're here forever.
>>682069885
Can't tell if srs or not. Cracky.
Also sage goes in all fields
>>682070018
>thinking puddi is oldfag
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnzw_i4YmKk
rate?
>>682069037
haha
>>682071556
You sir, are and idiot :)
What's with all the dick threads nowadays? Something's wrong with the yougsters.
Remember when noko was useful...?
rmembe thes
>>682068904
I need some /b/lackup
Heh. Loved those raids.
Also, boxxy is Queen
>>682071913
remember when people used sage?
ᙰᙸᙢᙹᙰᙑ
Scoot the moot niggas
>>682072226
You sir, are and idiot :(
If anyone remembers who Snacks is and when we hid files inside of pictures.....
ংঽফআ৵ঔ৻৺ূৣ
Old fag here
@682072487
Lol! Thats f**king hilarious :p
>>682072705
that's a new photo! :O
Remember when Loliconamous made weekly threads?
>>682072548
Sink thread
>>682068457
CLOSE THE CURTAINS, BUY A DOG
gushing granny
>>682069097
this baka desu senpai
smh tbh imo lmao
Sigh......... Internet hate machine and rules of the internet.
>>682065400
Haha 2 years check out this newfa
>>682073575
classic
>>682065400
naw, bro the sniper meme goes back t-
>>682071664
4/10 looks old and used
>>682066985
>JPG
you had one job fam.
>>682064306
what the fu-
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
I've been here a while. The snipers haven't caught me ye-
Wus dat?
bunch of roody poos
>>682066985
>not 400x400.gif
>>682070018
That's not oldfag, sister.
>>682074397
lol that's oldfag?
you'd best be trolling, lad
I remember moot.
>>682075499
>>682075679
You sir, are and idiot :)
>>682065400
I bet this newfag hasn't even hear of candlejack, what an absolute retar-
>>682071344
tee hee
dubs and i knock this over
>>682072705
Hasn't cut the tag off her bra.
Always looks awkward when she tries to be sexy when naked.
I can see why people think she's a little adorable.
>>682064156
08 see screenshots of threads everywhere. not even sure where exactly can't remember where i was in the internet then. cybernations forums?. saw "/b/" in the text, googled it.
>>682062376
Found Boxxy around '10 and saw people saying Queen of /b/ so curious beta fresh outta high school had to learn everything about her and boom. Rock bottom. Nowhere near an oldfag
>>682067168
you're the oldest newfag ever anon.
>>682075835
>You sir, are and idiot :)
You sir, are and idiot :)
>>682064306
wow. this fucking meme agai-
>>682071231
>mfw sage is disabled
>>682062376
THE PEOPLE's CHAMPIONS candyass
>>682062376
The loli board used to exist.
>>682064306
Your camoflage will not protect you from candlejack. Why don't you tr-
>>682066655
can confirm oldfag
>>682066777
Checked.
shitonbaby.gif
>i'll show you later
>>682078288
dubs speak the truth
>>682078639
i was here when cg was born
>>682078639
i remember dangerface
>>682078639
>this is molly who cunt
>>682064306
Got dammit not ag-
>>682064306
Don't worry I'm a counter sni-
>>682062376
^
^^
>>682069664
About a week ago, my aunt handed me some newborn or other that I guess I'm related to. This was all I could think of. I ended up mumbling it juuust loud enough for my grandpa to hear.
He looked at me, suppressed a grin, and called me a newfag.
>>682067783
pools closed
i got the nude version from the original therad
>>682064306
Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack.
Fuck you retards.
>>682079337
shit forgot photo
>>682067451
>>682068051
>>682069288
>>682077722
you fags are worse than the cancer banana
desu desu, eh fellow master troles?
>>682079457
fake
>>682079457
too fucking soon man, not cool
hahaha cockmongler
hahahahaha EFG
hahaha GIRUGAMESH
hahhahaha hahah hah ahaa ahaha
>>682079571
how the fuck is it fake?
>>682064156
Rolling Stone mag
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
>>682079457
too soon
>>682070302
Gone the way of the Spidey in afraid
>>682079457
MODS MODS MODS
>itt a bunch of candy ass roody-poos
>>682067783
>everyone get red hair
>>682080511
she is legal faggot
OP claiming ID
>>682072140
Are you telling me you guys used to raid /pol/ in defence of black people?
>se7en
>no desu waifu
I don't remember her name but she had the red and green eyes or whatever desu
the kstan
>>682080965
.... I won't fall for the troll, I won't fall for the troll.. I won't...
>>682079753
>>682080511
>cancer
First time here About '07 but was a kid and didn't wrote anything, so i'm just newfag but at least i didn't destroyed 4chan like cancer
>>682081541
Okay Maybe it's just "troll" but if IT is it's still cancer/newfag
>>682081393
So let me get this straight. /b/ is actually a chaotic good, and helps people regardless of race?
>>682071040
Do it for her
>>682076105
only newfags do the "-" at the end
Heaven Reporting in
>>682080106
Wasn't this like 08?
>I can still hear the song in my mind
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that tiny gif kinda proves it honestly
>pic entirely relevant to the year I started posting here
>>682082467
God dammit
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>>682082653
WHY CAN'T I TRIFORCE ANYMORE
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2004 here
Uh, god how to prove. I'm 30 now. Too much of what I remember was even pre-/b/
Like All your base
>Welcome To The Salty Spitoon. How Tough Are Ya?'
>>682062376
>>682062376
Not even kidding sometime around 2008 this pic got me a bj from some chick I worked with. I sent it to her and was like I want to so do this to you. I swear to Christ she just said ok. Like we never rly talked before I just txted her that day. I like this thread and I like OP good times.
SRSLY GUYS
MOOK BROKE THE TRIFORCE
IT DOESN'T WORK
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>>682064156
>circa 2008
>see someone post this "weird looking bear"
>someone talks about /b/
>other guy posts "remember rules 1 and 2"
>google internet rules
>then visit /b/
>spend whole night laughing my ass off
>yourehereforever.jpg
>>682082785
I'm watch my own back. Without any snip-
>>682082914
faggot, it isn't broken
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>>682080106
This.
>>682064306
Enemy spott-
>>682083097
It's a little broken.
>>682083097
nigger
Seriously, I did 255 255 30 30 255 30
This is what happens.
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>>682076398
MISS THIS
>>682083304
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An oldie but goodie.
>>682082774
kinda shitty when you see that shit printed on shirts at wal mart.
Or when you hear a techno'd-up vocaloid version of Ievan Polka on a car commercial.
Or you realize/find out that Cracky, Boxxy, and Aki all got fat
>>682079457
Jesus dude not cool..
http://nedm.ytmnd.com/
>>682071664
Has some character, nothing to complain about I like it
>>682062376
Having to post this and the rules of femanon requests. Coupon threads
ron paul candy ass roody poos
>>682083570
cracky got fat?
also just remember magibon
fucking white trash weeaboo fucked up teeth bitch
>>682072956
Yeah :o Haven't seen it before>>682072705
>>682072705
More new Jennifer pls
>>682062376
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>>682082914
Biforcing still works!
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Oldfag here, still remember the old days when moot was running this place.
Followed from the SA forums when it was new.
DSFARGEG
>>682079457
Too soon
Mudkips.
>>682084369
I'd still fuck a fat cracky if she wiped her period blood on her face.
Also, how old is Rose? Man, I loved her
>>682062376
Here's my proof... Fuck you
>>682076398
fuck that cardstand, op will never delivar
>>682064156
Friend had his computer tab open to /b.
His attempts to keep me from further investigation had the opposite effect.
Joined 04 or something around then.
>>682070302
the last few weeks YLYL have been slammed with DESU
ebaumsworld.com
maddox.xmission.com
newgrounds.com
weebls-stuff.com
Proof
>>682070018
Pudding! Gimme!
I'm not sadly
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new fag here
triforce doesnt mean shit anymore
>>682067168
Lurk moar
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These dubs prove it
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first post
>>682082623
Gender bent Panty and Geek Boy? That doesn't prove you're an old fag.
>>682062376
I remember evildave.com "Ricky Martin butt baby" flash. Also, when I was younger. There literally was no niggers on the Internet. It was a glorious time.
>>682065164
Cant flim flam the zim zam
>>682086610
>bitching about this place since 2007
this thread/place is so lame now
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even old fags can't triforce these days.
>>682085750
Somethong awful, Photoshop phriday
SHIT WAS SO CASH¡¡¡¡¡
>>682064306
Sure feels like su-
PUDI PUDI
>>682064306
Still remeber this Sh-
>>682087135
lol deleted because a mod saw his wife
>cucked
>>682067030
Jesus christ couldn't you get a worse pic
>>682087607
Wheres is his wife?
I save that pic.
>>682087972
idk but i know the girl 10 across and 3 down
i baby sat her daughter high on mushrooms with another girl she knew
>9/10 would watch her kid and run through their wall again
>>682086261
did someone got the video ?
>>682088262
Hahahahahahah, so the girls in the pic to day have some 30yo?
Gorilla warfare?
That´s bananas.
>>682088463
shes like 25-27 her name is annie
i think her kid is like 3 maybe 5 now? it was a few years ago i can green text the story if you want it was amazing
dont have my old phone so i dont have any photos to prove tho :(
>>682064306
Why sip when yo-
>>682069413
You sir, are but idiot..
there is more where that came from
![tumblr_np8f3uJWSb1t5auluo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/USzh8ro.jpg "tumblr np8f3uJWSb1t5auluo1 1280[1]")
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>>682088687
Postém Is a old coy-pasta?
Longcat is an acceptable length
>>682088973
never seen that pic before
but yeah thats her i dont use fb anymore so i dont have her last name but yeah she was cool, got knocked up got a new boyfriend
and thought its a good idea to have a drug dealer= me
and her mormon friend=blonde girl
watch her daughter when i was on shrooms for the first time
>mfw she wasnt mad about the child care but she was mad i didnt share shrooms
>>682089326
Hahahahahahahah my sides.
>>682082467
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>>682083568
hahahahahahahahaha
no
>>682068628
I left imgur and I wound up here. I think this is better tho cuz I get bored of the conversations and then just put my phone down instead of mindlessly swiping through picturers.
![Exploding_yellow_van[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/CVqytAG.gif "Exploding yellow van[1]")
![say_desu[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hVokufd.png "say desu[1]")
