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Hiroyuki-sama, why. . .?

Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or a friendly chat.
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I SAID...
>>682052930
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just as i got back from making pasta too
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That surprise 404 spooked me, also, first

-Sweet Roll
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Someone left the Debauchery Machine on.
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:^)
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>>682053152
You should take it easy
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>>682053375
I WILL GROW GIANT AND SQUEEZE YOU IN MY HAND
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I catched the last thread when it was about 404. Couldnt post there, but was pleased by the amount of
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>>682053519
I WILL DO IT
UNLESS ANY OF YOU FUCKBOIS CAN CONVINCE ME THAT HUMAN LIFE HAS VALUE
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>>682052903
Here~
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for gnomeregan
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>>682053152
>>682053334
>>682053682

>ENRAGED HISS

-Sweet Roll
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>>682053152
Calm down, what is your problem? I'll leave you alone, okay? Geez.
>>682053519
You have anger issues!
>>682053658
Who ever said something that silly?
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>>682053519
You can't lift a super dreadnought.
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>>682053658
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What's up anime people
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>>682053843
He can make you weigh nothing! He's a cheater.
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>>682053735

whoops 3rd one was >>682053362

-Sweet Roll
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>>682053899
not anime but hi
>>682053735
i dindu nuffin
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>>682053727
I dunno, maybe you should give up on getting it back at this point...

>>682053796
>whispers
Reisen~
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WEEWOOWEEWOO

I'm here. What did I miss?
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>>682052903
Hey Reimu... Do you think I'm wasting my time? Like I want an honest answer, and not "Well I think you should do what's best" Should I just cut all ties and be done with it, which is more painful now, or do I end it with an open door, which could lead to more pain, but could also lead to happiness
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>>682053796
Wait. This picture. Sex appeal...
That makes me think. Sex, human coupling...
Living beings, they are miracles.
Miracles...

Events with astronomical odds
of occurring, like oxygen turning into gold. I've longed to witness such an event, and yet I neglect that in human coupling, millions upon millions of cells compete to create life, for generation after generation until finally, your mother Ioves a man...

And out of that, against unfathomable odds...

..it's you...

Only...

...you.

...That emerged.

To distill so specific a form from all that chaos is like turning air into gold.
...
A miracle.
...
And so...

...I was wrong.
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>>682054152

You and the other one got on before me, I was angered because I called first, but no harm done

-Sweet Roll
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>>682054457
Ah..! I see..! Would you like to create such a miracle with me?
*wiggle, wiggle*
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>>682054694
Are you guys gonna make Ice Cream?

~Saori
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>>682055070
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I am back. What did i miss?
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>>682054694
W-Who did you call impure earlier?
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>>682054385
I don't want to make the choice for you, because I've only heard your side of it and I can't guess what's going through her head besides what she's told you.

That said, if it were me, I think I'd leave the door open, but be firm and up front about the fact that this whole situation has hurt you. It's not easy to close your heart to someone if they're really seeking friendship, and you shouldn't do it unless you really don't feel like she can be a good friend to you.

So give her another chance at friendship at least, but make it clear that you had a tough choice.
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>>682054694
Only if you think you can handle big blue.
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>>682055070
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>>682054203
FOR THE GNOMES
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CYOA TIME!

I finally decided to get off of my lazy ass and actually do something productive!
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All you can see is darkness.

Maybe you died?

Or maybe your eyes are just closed. One or the other.

Wait, who are you again? That seems like a pretty big step in the right direction in figuring out who you are.

You are...

[]Male
[]Female

(First time ever doing this. If it flops, no worries, I'm not the best writer. Voting cut off is 3 minutes, I can extend it if needed.)
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>>682055218
anger, pasta and lewdness calming the blue guy
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How much anime do you have in your bloodstream right now?
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>>682055258
Ok, thank you. Yeah, that's what I'd like to do, and is my plan. This whole thing is going to come down to whether I believe that people, given time, can change. I've seen it done, but I've also seen people who've waited their whole lives for someone to change, and they never do. I'll have to make that decision soon though. P.S. I hope spellchekc saved me, my dyslexia has been extra bad tonight

Here, have a lewd as a thank you
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>>682055586
Lewd indeed.
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>>682055070
Yes!
>>682055232
You~ And Reimu! You were being totally impure! It's okay, as long as you come and get purified on the moon when you're done!
>>682055260
Let's do it!
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>>682055857
Thank you. Nice butt.

Well, as always, I wish you the best. I prefer to believe in people too, you just have to find the balance between doing that and keeping a sense of self-preservation as well.
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>>682055932
yeah it is pretty lewd around here right now
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>>682055932
Aaww~
I want to cuddle with your fluffy ears so badly!
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>>682056177
Is it?
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>>682056177
Maybe we could make this 4 times as lewd?
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>>682056177
Nice two's
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help
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SUDDENLY
FORD CROWN VICTORIA
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>>682055474

Anyone going to do this? I would place a vote, but not sure what to pick

-Sweet Roll
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Don't worry everyone. I'll turn the machine off now.

>click

Oh...

>click


Oh no... I'm afraid the Debauchery Machine has...

...become self-aware...

>>682056077
>turns out, she was poking Reisen all along
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>>682056345
yes
>>682056466
i'll pass
>>682056471
thanks
>>682056670
damn it reimu is gonna make me fix that wall
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>>682056670
*dismantles the car in mid-air before it can hit anyone*
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>>682055474
Female! woooh!
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>>682056466
My god, I want all the hands.
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>>682055474
Everyone knows female main characters are best. That's my vote.
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>>682056773
I'm not really feeling any of it.
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I don't usually post in these kind of threads, but my parents are divorcing and I don't know how to feel about it. What is going to happen now that I will never enjoy this family again?
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>>682056799
YOU UNLEASH MY TRUE FORM
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>>682056691
Pfft, probably not. Everyone is off fucking each other and I'm floundering. Probably going to go prep for my stream and smuggle some Sodas.

I guess I'm not lewd enough.
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>>682056555
Check'd
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>>682057023
probably for the best
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It kind of sucks not being a main character, not much Lewd out there
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>>682057260
Im sorry! i didn't even notice it!
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>>682057283
i feel icky
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>>682057168
More like BLUE form am I right?
>>682056931
What will the babies look like? Are we going to name one of them Walter?
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>>682057559
That's how you feel about your nerf?
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>>682057023
Hey.. i can give you a hug if you want~
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>>682057128
How do you feel about each of your parents in this situation?

Be as objective as you can, considering. Is one of them being mistreated? Or is it more of a mutual incompatibility?

Either way, divorces usually happen because things reach a point where nobody can enjoy the family in its current state... and most people's parents don't give them the full picture of what's going on behind the scenes.

I hope you can take comfort in the fact that they might both be happier in the long run by not being together, and that maybe your relationship with each of them will get better for it.
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>>682057829
your image makes me feel icky
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>>682057961
Thanks but there's someone else I would really want a hug from
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>>682058016
My dad is definitely getting mistreated it seems like, though not to the bitches and whores extent. I'm 22 years old, and this is the first time my parents have truly told me what has happened in the past. I am just afraid that they will both be lonely once the divorce is finalized though, so comfort in their happiness in the long run is kind of doubtful. Thank you for your response.
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>>682058521
Me
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Can I get a fortune reading? Not my real name but you can use julian. Last time you gave me one it was kind of bad
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Alright, thanks for the fun, people.
I do seriously advise everyone to read the comics and watch the movie Watchmen, though. Good stuff.
Have some lewd.
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Don't worry guys, I've called some specialists to come clean this thread up

~Saori
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>>682058662
What this gives you is an emotional moment for both of your parents, for which they are going to need your support. One or both might end up lonely for a while-- but you can help see them through it if you have the inclination to do that.

Your family might not be the same as it was, and I won't pretend you don't have hard times ahead, but you can still be familial in the way that matters.
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>>682058521
N-No hard feelings...
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>>682057799
As long as your last name is White, I don't mind naming one Walter.
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>>682059190
trying to pull one over on the gods and get a new one will result in more bad luck than what was in the last one
>>682059312
yes, calling in the experts is a good idea
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>>682059799
Walter is such a white name
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>>682059844
Damn, how long till I can get another?
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>>682059799
N-No
It was Walter as in Walter Kovacs from the Watchmen graphic novel and movie
D-don't be a silly bunny
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>>682060045
the result lasts until next year
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>>682060278
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You guys are always around, haven't lurked anything outside of /c/ in a couple months....
Did I miss anything?

Also bored so, fortune?
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>>682060442
i didnt make the rules
>>682060588
need a name to get a fortune, real or fake one will work
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What should I stream:

A Fistfull of Gun (New)
Audiosurf 2 (I pride myself with being fucking great at this game)
try to get Gods Will Be Watching working
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I am back again. What has happened here?
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>>682060692
Whoops, James
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I would like a fortune too.
Name is Michael.
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>>682059910
>>682060102
Aah, that's a letdown.. He'll never make moon-meth with a name like that.
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>>682060816

as far as I know, nothing much.

-Sweet Roll
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Something's come up for a moment. Sorry!

<Intermission>
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>>682061472
Uh, why would you only have one shoe on?
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>>682060956
>James has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "25".
good luck when it comes to making friends and as for the number heres this: the 25 person is sometimes known to be very aloof and critical of others so it is hard to form close bonds with one. However, they possess a wonderful mind and are excellent researchers.
>>682061118
>Michael ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "90".
great luck with family matters and for the number 90 / 9 represents human's 'earthly lesson', which is 'forgiveness'. Number 9 learns selflessness and compassion. 90 / 9 is the number of wisdom and responsibility, and the ultimate goal of the number 90 / 9 is to serve humanity. This vibration has come to serve the world and make it a better place for all to live in.
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<Intermission>
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>>682061274
Suprising, I was expecting the equivalent of the end of the worldin this thread.
>>682061472
Well, in the mean time, speak to Momiji.
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>>682061936
Forgot my picture.
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There we go.

>>682061936
What about?

>>682061634
Well, I was wearing sandals. They slip off all the time.
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>>682062609
This train has no brakes
Also
> Go on tinder
> See a cute grill with the funniest profile i've ever seen
> out of right swipes

She probably wouldnt have liked me anyway....right guys
~ Saori
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>>682062944
Damn, why are her feet so cute?
>>682062609
WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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>>682062944
Good question.... don't particularly know.
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>>682063167
Don't say things like that! Don't put yourself down. I do that and it's bad.
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>>682063488
I have zero self esteem tbh, and that isn't without reason

~Saori
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>>682063764
It isn't without reason in my case either. But that doesn't matter. We all have things to overcome!
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>>682063405
I lotion them every night and get a magical pedicure regularly.

>>682063411
You seem to be more enthusiastic about being here than the last time I saw you. What changed?
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Its up and seems to be working fine. Tell me if anything goes wrong.

twitch adddot tv addslash gavin_proasheck
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What about dominant Reimu?
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>>682064268
>magical pedicure
From who? How much does a magical pedicure cost?
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>>682064268
Nothing really. Just trying to be more talkative.
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>>682064877
That's a little redundant. Right Reisen-chan?
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>>682065025
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>>682065053
I still want to pet those fluffy ears of yours!

>>682064877
>>682065025
How... strangely fitting..
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>>682064268
You took on my schedule?
>>682064808
:o
>>682065572
B-but not mine?
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>>682065205
Oooh...
>>682065572
Yes, but...
W-Wearing the same pair of panties as someone else, Reimu?! H-How much more lewd can you be?
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What's wrong?
Something a little too tight?
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>>682065943
It's Marisa, so naturally it's fine.

>>682065572
. . .
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>>682065572
You can pet them if you want.
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And that's why you have to clean yourself!
Your smell will attract perverts...
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This isn't lewd. Just sad. Don't let this happen.
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*does bell's job of sweeping due to no fortunes being needed* yep. its saturday night
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If this is all Anonymous came here for, that's fine I guess. We had a good night.
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Explain this.
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>>682052903
HIT ME WITH THAT FORTUNE SENPAI

>MY NAME IS FACEGUY
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>>682065917
O-Of course! They're just a tad less fluffy.. thats all!
>>682065943
>>682066259
Oh.. my..
>>682066386
P-Perve...???
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Fortune telling of a girl I like pls
H for my name
K for hers
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Reimu, you careless bully!
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>>682066997
>FACEGUY has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "82".
not a good year for romance
>>682067252
>H has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "84".
seems you wont be gaining power any time soon and for your girl
>K ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "38".
your girl will have a good social life this year
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>>682067335
And knocking over her sandcastle wasn't enough?!!
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What's up guys. I be a bit slower than normal tonight. I'm playing dark souls
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>>682067335
Shes a boss ass bitch and she knows it!
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>>682066997
>FACEGUY has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "82".
No gf...

>>682067252
>H has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "84".

>K ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "38".
She's moving up in the world, which means that certain powers might get in the way of your being together this year.
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>>682067760
Ah! I've only heard tales about you!

How are you card lady??
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>>682067812
No.
She'll get what she deserves.
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>silly reimu thinks feet are for eating
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>>682067711
>>682067898


Now we have two fortune tellers? Are they both cute grills ?
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>>682068432
i just work at the shrine
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>>682067898
My name is Iortyialbopsherxkatov.
What is my fortune?
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>>682068432
I like to think of them that way.
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Fixed my FPS drops
yey
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>>682068707
and you tell me
>>682068729
>Iortyialbopsherxkatov has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "43".
your fortune is you have very good luck
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>>682068729
>Iortyialbopsherxkatov has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "32".
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>>682069011
Nice.
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Yayyy its this thread again, hello my favorite peeps.
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>>682069137
Oh, double very good luck. And two colors.
Nice.
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Can i have my fortune told? Use the name Flower
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>>682069170
Hi! Glad to hear we're so high on your list!

>>682069297
I bet it's because I wrote your name down in green.
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>>682069011
>>682069137
i...wat? this hasnt happened before
>>682069170
hi anon
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>>682069613
Yup, dunno if you remember me but i thanked you for advice on my girlfriend who had self harm issues...things have gotten a lot better since.
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>>682069652
-laughs heartily-

>>682069797
Oh, I remember. Glad to hear it!
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>>682070130
-1
>evil laughter
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I hear laughter
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>sees its only on page 4
more bump
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ah yes page 1, much better
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This seems like a good note to go out on.
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Hi, Reimu. Do you have a fortune for Alice for May and June??
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>>682071287
how lewd
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>>682071490
>Alice has good luck this *scribble scribble* MAY AND JUNE. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "1".

This color is one of trust, honesty and loyalty. It is sincere, reserved and quiet, and doesn't like to make a fuss or draw attention. It hates confrontation, and likes to do things in its own way.

From a color psychology perspective, blue is reliable and responsible.
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>>682069594
>Flower ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "82".
you're good as gold this year
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>>682071747
can i get my fortune told too? use uh...goodluckplz as a name
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>>682071937
>goodluckplz has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "86".
I expected the gods to try something funny. But they still surprised me.
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>>682072132
>gods
which gods? im curious about how all this works
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aww i always get here when the thread dies down and barely anyone is left
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>>682071747
Thanks!
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>>682072332
I'm a Shinto shrine maiden. We worship the local gods in whatever area or shrine we live in.

In this case, it's Hiroyuki-sama and his seven nameless sons.
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>>682072750
okay, and how do the fortunes work?
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Hey, how would you guys deal with someone blowing you off a lot of the time?
I'll message them and they'll get back and say they can do xyz, but then later when I know they're free, I'll message them and they won't even respond :(
It hurts a lot and I don't want to get mad, but I feel like I'm just blown off until they have a shitty day, in which case I then become an emotional dumpster. Or on the other hand they'll message me to do something and then half the time pick up and leave to hang w/ their SO w/o even warning me it might happen.

There's a bit more, but I'm not going to write a wall of text...
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>>682072885
I draw a piece of paper with your luck written on it, only we don't know it's yours until I draw it for you and put your name on it.

The idea is that the gods put the right one in my hand for you, and we're just confirming it.
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L-Last!!

(Yes i sat here waiting for almost an hour)
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>>682073201
no.
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>>682073201
>>682073323
AHAHAHAHAHA
Rekt

~Bell
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>>682073323
w-wha...
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>>682073323
Wait... is it 150+op???
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>>682073201
I'll save your honor.
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>>682073510
;-;
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>>682073482
apparently
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This was indeed the last thread, if there's anyone left to wonder.

~Reimu

Goodnight!
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>>682073411
I truly was..
>>682073625
:*
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>>682074231
>the last thread,
wait what? no more threads?
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>>682074461
I think of the night desu
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>>682074461
Tonight.

~Reimu
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>>682074637

*slaps face*
right...
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