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2016-05-01 04:48:54 Post No. 682050936
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:48:54 Post No. 682050936 [Report]
Uncomfortable parties thread
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:51:09 Post No.682051357
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>>682050936
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:51:46 Post No.682051463
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>>682051357
more of these pls
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:52:57 Post No.682051704
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:54:16 Post No.682051973
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>>682051463

ok, I don't have too many though unfortunately
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:55:56 Post No.682052358
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:56:42 Post No.682052505
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:56:42 Post No.682052505 [Report]
Lmao seriously what's happening at my crib. The niggas my bro in law invited were so boring. But hey what should have expected since i dont know any of them. Brought some beer. I just went to my room kinda drunk already. I'll probably just watch some anime like the dweeb I am.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:58:34 Post No.682052778
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 04:58:43 Post No.682052803
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:00:08 Post No.682053010
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>>682050936
/r/-ing the 4chan meetup
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:00:10 Post No.682053020
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:02:02 Post No.682053339
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:03:01 Post No.682053512
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>>682051357
Definitely me
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:04:15 Post No.682053691
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>>682050936
2 girls
>NES with games
>PS2 with games
>beer

Uncomfortable...more like a hellva good time
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:04:26 Post No.682053725
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last one I got
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:06:32 Post No.682054047
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>>682053339
kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:07:48 Post No.682054244
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:07:48 Post No.682054244 [Report]
>>682050936

Man the Hansons have really let themselves go.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:08:01 Post No.682054278
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:08:01 Post No.682054278 [Report]
>>682050936
>Thinking about that Yoshi's Island
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:10:26 Post No.682054628
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>>682053691
dont forget to tip your fedora at the girls you faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:12:38 Post No.682054932
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>>682053020
>wedding ring
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:15:13 Post No.682055318
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:15:40 Post No.682055399
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:16:13 Post No.682055480
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:16:13 Post No.682055480 [Report]
I was thinkin it was on this day in 1945 Hitler committed suicide
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:17:02 Post No.682055596
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>>682052778
wait i think i know someone in this pic. was this taken in berlin?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:17:15 Post No.682055630
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>>682052778
What the hell is wrong with the girl's face? In the white shirt with the flowers on it
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:17:19 Post No.682055641
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>>682055318
who the fuck eats apples like this??
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:18:19 Post No.682055789
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>>682052778
or possibly cambridge or pittsburgh?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:18:30 Post No.682055812
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>>682053020
Chris actually got like 6 bitches to show up at his birthday party one year when he was in high school.

>mfw he didn't get laid that day.
>mfw he didn't even lose his virginity for another 12 years.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:19:32 Post No.682055971
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>>682055630
I think they are wearing fake mustaches or some shit.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:19:50 Post No.682056012
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>>682050936
All that crappy ass furniture tho that's the problem
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:19:54 Post No.682056026
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>>682055630
novelty mustache?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:20:45 Post No.682056150
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>>682055812
Poor bitches felt bad for him. Can't believe they even showed up.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:21:51 Post No.682056314
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>>682056026
Okay yeah I can see the other two around her wearing them now too. But that that fut dude I think he's the host
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:21:58 Post No.682056329
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>>682055596
they're wearing fake mustaches
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:22:59 Post No.682056477
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>>682055641
What kind of shitty tea parties do you go to where the apples aren't even cut up?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:23:25 Post No.682056542
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>>682050936
>cute grills
>snes
>nes and n64 games
>shitty beer

this looks like a rager, OP
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:23:45 Post No.682056576
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>>682055641
That's what bothers you? The apples?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:24:33 Post No.682056683
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:24:33 Post No.682056683 [Report]
>>682055641
their mum probably did it that way.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:24:48 Post No.682056728
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>>682056329

i'm recognizing the person by attire body shape and posture.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:25:19 Post No.682056796
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>>682056150
Nah, one of them actually came forward like a year ago and said his father payed her to be there. I assume all of them were.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:26:04 Post No.682056921
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>>682056576
that...
and the ridiculously small cups
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:26:16 Post No.682056950
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>>682055399
I want to rescue that poor girl and take her out and show her some fun. she's actually pretty cute. I bet she's shy tho
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>>682055399

out of all the times ive seen this image ive never noticed the guitar hero controller left side
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:26:34 Post No.682056991
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>>682056683
the one in the tiara probably is the mom
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Greatest thread ever!
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:27:06 Post No.682057072
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>>682055318
Wasn't moot at a party like this?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:27:17 Post No.682057101
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>>682051704
>race me faggot
Kek
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>>682055399
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:28:09 Post No.682057234
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>>682056921
the cups are small, arent they
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:28:51 Post No.682057362
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>>682057072
He hosts parties like that.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:29:13 Post No.682057423
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>>682056796
multiple keks
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:29:37 Post No.682057479
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>>682052888
Is he fapping?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:29:49 Post No.682057509
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>>682050936
that reminds me of everytime we had a party in our dorm room
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:30:39 Post No.682057618
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>>682055399
for some reason the visibly uncomfortable girl looks pretty cute

inb4 >girl
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:32:11 Post No.682057819
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>>682050936
He's got super Mario world
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:32:15 Post No.682057824
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>>682053020
Who is this?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:33:50 Post No.682058080
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I have a couple of these. I'll dump.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:34:25 Post No.682058163
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>>682058080
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>>682051357
>someone please break in
>in so i can shoot and save the day
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>>682058163
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:34:50 Post No.682058226
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>>682052505
Can someone translate?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:35:40 Post No.682058349
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>>682058163
is this at seaworld?
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>>682058226
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>>682058349
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:36:26 Post No.682058457
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>>682058080
You know what, good for him.
Better than being a fucking Hoverhand.
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>>682056796
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>>682058446
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>>682058457
Speak of the Devil and he shall appear
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:38:27 Post No.682058750
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>>682058446
Has he got his Fleshlight there
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saddest
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:39:07 Post No.682058872
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>>682055641
There's worse to worry about in this pic.
>At least I think there is.
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>>682058508
>>682057423

wow people actually believe shit this easily
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:39:58 Post No.682059007
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>>682055399
Haha, I laughed a bit too hard when I noticed the girl.
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bonus material
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:41:06 Post No.682059193
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>>682058163
Bill Gates always get the ladies.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:42:02 Post No.682059304
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>>682051357
>THEM
actually its then
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:43:33 Post No.682059503
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>>682059117
I wonder which daughter he likes more
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>>682058698
someone should create a "dont ever scare me or my son ever again" meme. I at least would think it would be funny
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:43:50 Post No.682059550
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>>682058698
The lady is like now I see why people carry guns
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>>682059304

what?
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>>682059503
wherever his dick is pointing
good choice btw
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>>682051973
Me in a nutshell
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:46:48 Post No.682059987
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:46:48 Post No.682059987 [Report]
>>682059624
>them i can save the day >>682051357
its then not them
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:46:48 Post No.682059988
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:46:48 Post No.682059988 [Report]
>>682053339
>kurwa
Every time, god damn.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:47:15 Post No.682060050
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:47:15 Post No.682060050 [Report]
>>682059117
hehe now this guy! he is getting laid^^
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:47:30 Post No.682060087
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:47:30 Post No.682060087 [Report]
>>682059543
Fucking retarded meme spouting faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:47:44 Post No.682060117
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:47:44 Post No.682060117 [Report]
>>682058916
It's completely true, go look up some of the gal pal threads on kiwifarms from like late 2014.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:48:07 Post No.682060174
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:48:07 Post No.682060174 [Report]
>>682060050
in jail
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:48:10 Post No.682060185
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:48:10 Post No.682060185 [Report]
>>682058602
Why do they hover hand?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:49:15 Post No.682060329
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:49:15 Post No.682060329 [Report]
>>682060174
dont be a pessimist^^
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:49:28 Post No.682060352
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:49:28 Post No.682060352 [Report]
>>682059987
>shoot them and save the day
>trying to correct a sentence you didn't even read
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:49:37 Post No.682060379
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>>682056796
wow that... i cant even laugh. what a sad life. jesus fucking jesus christ
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:49:59 Post No.682060428
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:49:59 Post No.682060428 [Report]
>>682060185
perma
VIRGIN
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:50:19 Post No.682060484
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:50:19 Post No.682060484 [Report]
>>682059987

????

>Someone please break in so I can shoot them and save the day

>>682060185

I think most of the pictures are just taken at a bad time.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:52:07 Post No.682060762
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:52:07 Post No.682060762 [Report]
>>682060185
maybe she had sunburn and didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:52:32 Post No.682060811
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:52:32 Post No.682060811 [Report]
>>682059869
thatwasthejoke.jpg
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:52:32 Post No.682060813
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:52:38 Post No.682060826
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:52:38 Post No.682060826 [Report]
>>682059117
id fuck them all
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:53:17 Post No.682060918
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:53:17 Post No.682060918 [Report]
>>682059697
that poor dude in the wheelchair
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:53:50 Post No.682060992
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>>682055399
That look
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:53:58 Post No.682061012
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>>682060484
>I think most of the pictures are just taken at a bad time.

It's because "nice" guys are raised to feel bad about randomly even touching girls without their explicit written consent. That's why hover hand.

"I'm supposed to put my arm around her but I don't feel comfortable just touching her like that so I'll hover."
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:54:18 Post No.682061064
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>>682060813
haha how sad^^
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:55:13 Post No.682061209
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>>682058224
>Anonymous 05/01/16(Sun)00:00:10 No.682053020▶>>682054932 >>682055812 >>682057824
Damn, cold blooded.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:55:25 Post No.682061256
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:55:25 Post No.682061256 [Report]
>>682059333
seriously what the fuck is wrong with this guy. why would you sit there like that. why would you not get up and leave at this point.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:56:06 Post No.682061362
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:56:06 Post No.682061362 [Report]
>>682060813
and I was cringing even before the guy falls off the stage.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:56:27 Post No.682061413
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:56:27 Post No.682061413 [Report]
>>682057007
guy in the middle looks like a methed-out triple H
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:57:10 Post No.682061520
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:57:10 Post No.682061520 [Report]
>>682061012

Is that how you were raised?

Because I wasn't, nobody I know was, and I've never seen anyone hover hand in real life.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:57:17 Post No.682061533
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:57:17 Post No.682061533 [Report]
>>682061209
Is that Seanbaby's work?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:57:49 Post No.682061597
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:57:49 Post No.682061597 [Report]
>>682060813
it was not safe til someone fall
then you can remove your gas mask
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:57:54 Post No.682061609
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:57:54 Post No.682061609 [Report]
>>682060813
This webm is a masterpiece. What's amazing is that it isn't even staged.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:58:03 Post No.682061627
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:58:03 Post No.682061627 [Report]
>>682061012
I am admittedly a beta fag with the face and body of an alpha because I channeled all my loneliness into the gym. So i look like a really buff chad without the ability to do basically anything.....but even I could manage to touch a female in this situation. like I genuinely don't understand how they feel uncomfortable touching them.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:58:43 Post No.682061727
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:00:09 Post No.682061951
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I was uncomfortable.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:00:23 Post No.682061994
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:00:23 Post No.682061994 [Report]
>>682060992
You. Come here. Let's get outta here baby
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:01:24 Post No.682062148
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>>682061533
>>682061533
Fuck if I know.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:02:04 Post No.682062238
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:02:04 Post No.682062238 [Report]
>>682060813
what the literal fuck hahahahaha
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:02:48 Post No.682062327
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:02:48 Post No.682062327 [Report]
>>682060992
Charge your phone
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:03:26 Post No.682062418
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>>682061951
I ain't drinking that
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:04:55 Post No.682062588
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:04:55 Post No.682062588 [Report]
>>682055399
Become a bronie they said, it's not autistic they said.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:04:59 Post No.682062599
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:04:59 Post No.682062599 [Report]
>>682060918
What?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:05:22 Post No.682062637
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:05:22 Post No.682062637 [Report]
>>682061951
I glad that happened at some point in history.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:06:18 Post No.682062746
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:06:18 Post No.682062746 [Report]
>>682058602
>putting your arm around girls shoulder and not waist
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:06:39 Post No.682062806
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:06:39 Post No.682062806 [Report]
>>682061727
wow such a newfag
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:07:40 Post No.682062937
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:07:40 Post No.682062937 [Report]
>>682058080
that fucking pit stain though holy shit that's rank
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:07:49 Post No.682062965
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:07:49 Post No.682062965 [Report]
>>682060813
i just cringed in to another dimension
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:08:52 Post No.682063115
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:08:52 Post No.682063115 [Report]
>>682062937
inorite? Like o my gawd
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:09:36 Post No.682063248
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:09:36 Post No.682063248 [Report]
>>682058080
I feel sorry for her, she was probably holding her breath the whole time
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:09:49 Post No.682063283
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:09:49 Post No.682063283 [Report]
>>682061520
Not by my parents, it was more of a school thing. Most people just ignored it but that's basically the logic behind it. They're told not to touch girls unless the girl wants them to and they take it to that extreme. I used to do that same shit when I was little until someone told it made things awkward.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:11:30 Post No.682063525
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:11:30 Post No.682063525 [Report]
>>682059259
>125x70
kill yourself
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:12:45 Post No.682063691
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:13:44 Post No.682063853
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>>682063691
Now thats my kind of party
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:13:59 Post No.682063895
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>>682052358
topkek
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:14:14 Post No.682063939
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>>682063115
i know m80 like so grooooosss like ew
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:14:48 Post No.682064032
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>>682061951
Srsly, wtf?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:15:50 Post No.682064186
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:15:50 Post No.682064186 [Report]
>>682058163
Doesn't matter had sex!

Wait...oh shit it matters....
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:16:06 Post No.682064225
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:16:06 Post No.682064225 [Report]
>>682059969
Kill yourself
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:16:13 Post No.682064245
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:16:13 Post No.682064245 [Report]
>>682063691
Cymothoa exigua

all I can say.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:16:38 Post No.682064311
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:16:38 Post No.682064311 [Report]
i still have yet to go to a party

kinda dissapointing
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:17:14 Post No.682064405
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:17:14 Post No.682064405 [Report]
>>682055399
what about the guy on the right? He's probably not traumatized but he looks really disappointed.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:21:24 Post No.682065059
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:21:24 Post No.682065059 [Report]
>>682064245
>Cymothoa exigua
"It is currently believed that C. exigua are not harmful to humans unless picked up alive, in which case they can bite.[8]

In Puerto Rico, C. exigua was the leading subject of a lawsuit against a large supermarket chain. Because C. exigua is found in snappers from the Eastern Pacific and is shipped worldwide for commercial consumption, contamination by the parasite is inevitable. The customer in the lawsuit claimed to have been poisoned by eating an isopod cooked inside a snapper. This case, however, was dropped on the grounds that isopods are not poisonous to humans and some are even consumed as part of a regular diet.[4]"
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:22:03 Post No.682065158
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:22:03 Post No.682065158 [Report]
>>682065059
You don't think shoving your dick in its face would cause it to bite?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:22:52 Post No.682065296
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:22:52 Post No.682065296 [Report]
>>682057007
Harvey Milk's the shit
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:23:10 Post No.682065339
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>>682061951
That was amazing. And it looks like she has done it plenty of times before.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:24:09 Post No.682065480
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:24:09 Post No.682065480 [Report]
>>682050936
Fuck those bitches give me the beer and the snes.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:24:39 Post No.682065547
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>mfw has never been invited to a party but rather has to force himself in
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:26:07 Post No.682065759
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:26:07 Post No.682065759 [Report]
>>682064245

>Cymothoa exigua

Those things are so crazy. I wonder if there is an advantage to having a living tongue.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:27:15 Post No.682065921
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:27:15 Post No.682065921 [Report]
>>682065547
>forcing yourself into places where you're clearly not wanted

Jesus and you wonder why people don't like you. If you've got nowhere to go just stay home
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:27:19 Post No.682065931
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:27:19 Post No.682065931 [Report]
>>682065547
Parties are shit anyway. Who wants to sit around with a bunch of drunk retards you barely know
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:28:16 Post No.682066038
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Uncomfortable party story
>be at the end of high school
>going to end of school party
>taking some girls around 16-17
>one slightly chubby blonde i had a boner for for weeks turnsnup with her friends
>i offer to buy her alcohol
>she says shes not really had alcohol before
bottleofwhiskey.jpg
>gets off her face
>sucks my dick like a pro, i cum on her pretty teen face
>tell her ill be back for some fuk and go to piss
>pass out in the bathroom and shit my pants
Wait there is more
>friend takes her back inside
>she probably thought it was me
>he tries to fuck her
>shes like no starts crying and leaves
> next day im trying to live down the fact i shit myself and everyone knew
>she goes to the cops and says that my friend tried to rape her
>wasnt me because i was lying in the bathroom in a pool of my own excrement
>dodged a bullet, a rape bullet

TL:DR sometimes shitting your pants can avoid a rape conviction
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:28:47 Post No.682066117
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>>682065759
defence against being face raped to death by humans maybe?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:29:07 Post No.682066165
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>>682058080
man she's committed to her job, hard to fight the urge to pull away from that
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:29:52 Post No.682066272
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>>682066038
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:31:34 Post No.682066530
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:31:34 Post No.682066530 [Report]
>>682061951

did she pop the cap on that beer with her cooch?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:32:23 Post No.682066631
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:32:23 Post No.682066631 [Report]
>>682051357
>Am I printing?
What did he mean by this? Is this slang?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:33:41 Post No.682066787
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:33:41 Post No.682066787 [Report]
>>682061256
He is planning to kill the person taking the photograph I say.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:34:08 Post No.682066850
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:34:08 Post No.682066850 [Report]
>>682057184
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:35:01 Post No.682066984
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:35:01 Post No.682066984 [Report]
>>682066631
It means that they can see the gun he is trying to hide
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:38:07 Post No.682067494
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>>682057184
to-to-to-top kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:38:45 Post No.682067597
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:38:45 Post No.682067597 [Report]
>>682058224
Haha
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:41:00 Post No.682067944
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>>682066631

Printing = imprint of the gun on his clothing.

Want to avoid it when concealed carrying.

pic related
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:41:02 Post No.682067948
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:41:02 Post No.682067948 [Report]
>>682060813
I like to imagine he got some European pills, and they hit right then.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:42:41 Post No.682068198
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>>682067944
I think google took us both to the same "don't worry about it" website
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:45:10 Post No.682068514
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:45:10 Post No.682068514 [Report]
>>682058080
that dude looks faded as hell
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:46:17 Post No.682068648
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:46:17 Post No.682068648 [Report]
>>682066038
Fuck off normie.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:48:17 Post No.682068860
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:49:51 Post No.682069055
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:49:51 Post No.682069055 [Report]
This is a really uncomfortable party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84YPtYLZFD4
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:50:12 Post No.682069095
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:50:12 Post No.682069095 [Report]
>>682068860
That guy ripping the bong is printed as fuck.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:50:30 Post No.682069125
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>>682068648
M'Lord, shal we post some more mlp parties, would that be to your liking
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:51:19 Post No.682069220
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:51:19 Post No.682069220 [Report]
>>682053339
There's just something so appealing about squatting with a cigarette. It's like taking a shit and reading a book.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:51:34 Post No.682069248
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>>682055318
Can I join this party?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:52:07 Post No.682069310
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:52:07 Post No.682069310 [Report]
>>682055399
that bitch has posted nudes on reddit
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:52:24 Post No.682069341
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>>682057184
LEL
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:52:39 Post No.682069370
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:52:39 Post No.682069370 [Report]
>>682050936
There is not enough cringe in the world for that photo OP
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:52:48 Post No.682069391
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:52:48 Post No.682069391 [Report]
>>682054628
Says the guy that values ugly bitches over a good time.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:54:15 Post No.682069568
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>>682050936
I'd be kind of pissed too if they were drinking my beer. At least he knows they are sitting in his dingleberries.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:54:23 Post No.682069589
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>>682069248
Yeh right after you have a drink of some pruno we made.
>throws kettle of boiling oil at him
>paedon't touch the children
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:54:46 Post No.682069632
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>>682052358
>I hope nobody can tell my ass is on front to back
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:55:59 Post No.682069779
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:55:59 Post No.682069779 [Report]
I just got home from this:
>friend's having a going away party (finally moving out of parents' house at age 22, and to the other side of the country no less)
>everybody's drinking
>except me, as I'm straight edge
>friend in question is drinking about twice as much as everybody else
>a good time is being had by all
>even me, drunk people are entertaining
>fast forward an hour or so
>friend is stumbling around, yelling "I FUCKING LOVE YOU" at everybody
>suddenly starts demanding one of their other friends, and shouting about parents (they've always had a shaky relationship with parents)
>fast forward five minutes or so
>I'm one of four people holding them down (other's being their brother and sister as well as another friend) as they cycle between "I'm a failure", "I love you all", "I want to kill myself", and "nobody understands me"
>this goes on for 20 minutes
>eventually calms down and we carry them to their room
>my last moment with my friend is them puking all over their bed
and people wonder why I don't drink
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:56:27 Post No.682069848
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:56:27 Post No.682069848 [Report]
>>682050936
He should have played the ultimate power move, cracking out Mario Kart around drunk bitches.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:56:30 Post No.682069855
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>>682058224
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:57:46 Post No.682070021
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:57:46 Post No.682070021 [Report]
>>682069779
Why are all straight edge kids such holier than thou faggots?
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:58:10 Post No.682070102
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:58:10 Post No.682070102 [Report]
>>682069779
You sound fun.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:58:58 Post No.682070218
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:58:58 Post No.682070218 [Report]
>>682061533
Yup
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:00:16 Post No.682070395
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:00:16 Post No.682070395 [Report]
>>682063691
first time watching this shit, disgusting but hilarious
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:00:53 Post No.682070486
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:00:53 Post No.682070486 [Report]
>>682060813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfjJ_e26wb0
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:01:07 Post No.682070516
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:01:07 Post No.682070516 [Report]
>>682058181
Damn that was relaxing to watch.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:01:42 Post No.682070604
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:01:42 Post No.682070604 [Report]
>>682069779

lol guess what buddy, when you are older you will come to regret the lifestyle you've chosen and missing out on the experiences (like your friend had) that happen when you are sometimes shit faced.

You will be a sad old man.

Also, you can't trust a man who doesn't drink for exactly the reason your friend displayed which is that people's real feelings come out when they're drunk.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:03:33 Post No.682070850
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:03:33 Post No.682070850 [Report]
>>682050936
> hey guys, I went to bed with 2 chicks at this party yo
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:03:40 Post No.682070873
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:03:40 Post No.682070873 [Report]
>>682060185
pretty sure its intentional in extreme cases like that. for lolz
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:05:30 Post No.682071134
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needs more party webms
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:10:03 Post No.682071614
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:10:03 Post No.682071614 [Report]
>>682061951
I've seen worse.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:10:26 Post No.682071654
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:10:26 Post No.682071654 [Report]
>>682070021
Because that's how they get any joy from being straight edge.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:11:07 Post No.682071710
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:11:07 Post No.682071710 [Report]
>>682061727
I gotta hand it to Anhiro. He really tried to answer everything. He was in that thread for hours.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:14:55 Post No.682072104
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>>682058163
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:16:52 Post No.682072337
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:16:52 Post No.682072337 [Report]
>>682070021
Because being straight edge means I'm better than you
>>682070102
I wouldn't have been invited if I wasn't liked. Nigga had a lot of friends, I was one of 6 invited
>>682070604
I know what lies beneath, I don't need alcohol to see all the points in my life where things went wrong. Nor do I need to spew all those things (plus the contents of my stomach) out in front of my friends and family. I'd place it somewhere between "fist-fight with a hobo" and "3+ hour long erection" on my list of experiences I might want to have, all of which are well within the range of "I'd be fine not having them"

I'd say it's too early to say whether that'd be true

We all have secrets. I try to respect my friends as they try to respect mine. Though this particular friend was never the best at keeping their emotions in check, and all four of those things (the nobody understands thing being in regards to their parents) were guessable after spending a month with them sober
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:17:25 Post No.682072396
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:17:25 Post No.682072396 [Report]
>>682050936
fuck yes, love these kind of images
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:18:01 Post No.682072464
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:18:56 Post No.682072568
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:18:56 Post No.682072568 [Report]
>>682070604
Oh look, more advice from wizened old men on 4chan.

We better all listen or we might end up sad old losers on /b/.

...
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:19:20 Post No.682072611
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:19:20 Post No.682072611 [Report]
>>682072104
this guy should be /b/'s mascot.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:19:26 Post No.682072618
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:19:26 Post No.682072618 [Report]
>>682050936
I'm trying to imagine how this actually happened...it has to be some kind of frat party thing where Hooters-guy was the odd man out...the chicks seem comfortable. Might they be relatives? That's obviously his room though. I wish there was a backstory...
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:21:12 Post No.682072807
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:21:12 Post No.682072807 [Report]
>>682072611
agreed
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:21:26 Post No.682072831
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:21:26 Post No.682072831 [Report]
>>682072618
I know how you feel. These kind of photos hurt my brain because I tried so hard to imagine how these scenarios could of happen.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:21:55 Post No.682072876
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:22:21 Post No.682072931
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:22:21 Post No.682072931 [Report]
>>682072831
>using his imagination hurts his brain
See, too much 4chan is bad for you. Go outside.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:22:45 Post No.682072973
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:22:45 Post No.682072973 [Report]
>>682072464
Get grannie some Dramamine
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:23:14 Post No.682073035
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>no gf
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:23:19 Post No.682073043
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:23:19 Post No.682073043 [Report]
>>682072876
lucky me, I have a gore fetish.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:23:51 Post No.682073106
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:23:51 Post No.682073106 [Report]
>>682072931
Thank you this is advice I'm going to take
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:24:24 Post No.682073166
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:24:24 Post No.682073166 [Report]
>>682073035
"Joke's on them, they're missing the best part!"
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:25:15 Post No.682073258
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>>682055399
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:25:45 Post No.682073331
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>>682055399
>>682073258
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:26:13 Post No.682073400
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>>682055399
>>682073331
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:26:19 Post No.682073416
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:26:19 Post No.682073416 [Report]
>>682061951
My kind of party!! A buffet, drinks, cocaine, and hookers doing weird things...all you have to do is be outgoing...like saying "wait do that again except squirt it on my face....I'm the groom, c'mon!!!
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:26:22 Post No.682073428
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:26:22 Post No.682073428 [Report]
>>682073331
It was at this moment I knew I was a lesbian
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:26:26 Post No.682073435
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>>682061413
so ur a nigger and u think all white people look alike? that guy looks nothing like hhh...... other than the hair..
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:26:48 Post No.682073492
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:26:48 Post No.682073492 [Report]
>>682070604
>Also, you can't trust a man who doesn't drink for exactly the reason your friend displayed which is that people's real feelings come out when they're drunk.


Weird, I just puke when I'm drunk. No turning into a retard, no confessing deep dark feelings or secrets(I have plenty, too). I either just puke and sober up quicker or I don't puke and end up passing out somewhere and wake up feeling like I wasted a night not doing anything. I don't even know anyone that gets that weird when they drink. To be honest, I'd stop drinking with someone like that because it actually is really fucking annoying if you aren't on their level.

Now, smoking weed with friends on the other hand, is a good time. Everything you do becomes fun when you are high. No one gets violently angry or depressed. There's no manic bullshit going around. Just pure good times.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:27:30 Post No.682073602
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>>682062418
did u guys see this thing.. that things awesome...
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:27:38 Post No.682073623
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:28:15 Post No.682073722
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>>682073400
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:28:48 Post No.682073798
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:28:48 Post No.682073798 [Report]
>>682073492

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/rudy-eugene-face-marijuana-medical-examiner-results_n_1632253.html

you sure about that? Marijuana is far more dangerous than alcohol. Obviously. link related
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:29:32 Post No.682073915
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:29:45 Post No.682073947
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:29:45 Post No.682073947 [Report]
>>682073722
saving fore reaction
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:31:12 Post No.682074181
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:31:12 Post No.682074181 [Report]
>>682072876
WARNING
Its a webm of dead people disguised as porn :^)
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:31:15 Post No.682074192
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:31:15 Post No.682074192 [Report]
>>682059935
Underrated
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:31:50 Post No.682074275
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:31:50 Post No.682074275 [Report]
>>682072618
I was wondering this too. Here's the story I came up with:

The guy in the pic isn't the guy that started the party. He's just the friend that the think is a pretty cool guy and like to play video games with but is actually a scuzzy faggot.

The guys friends invite girls over because they can pull it off, and end up trying to include him by hanging out in his room and pretending to be interested in playing his SNES. Guy thinks he's going to get lucky even though it's obviously not going to happen and the girls are being good sports about it.
OR

They are whores and he has drugs and they are in the awkward phase of hanging out where they want their drugs and he's about to suggest they do him a favor for them.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:34:18 Post No.682074651
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:34:18 Post No.682074651 [Report]
>>682073798
Sorry, I don't click links from scam sites.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:36:14 Post No.682074897
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:36:14 Post No.682074897 [Report]
>>682056796
Damn. At first I laughed but I feel bad man
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:36:40 Post No.682074954
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:36:40 Post No.682074954 [Report]
>>682074181
>dead people disguised as porn
>disguised
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:37:32 Post No.682075065
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>>682051704
TFW I'm literally wearing roshes runs
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:37:59 Post No.682075122
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:37:59 Post No.682075122 [Report]
>>682059423
Trap
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:38:49 Post No.682075229
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:38:49 Post No.682075229 [Report]
>>682074954
It shows a picture of a butt but a second in it changes to gore :^)

disguise
dɪsˈɡʌɪz/
verb
past tense: disguised; past participle: disguised
give (someone or oneself) a different appearance in order to conceal one's identity.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:40:32 Post No.682075440
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>>682073915
im guessing this is a troll gif. i waited until the end of convo and nothing interesting happened.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:40:34 Post No.682075445
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:40:34 Post No.682075445 [Report]
>>682059423
This looks like me when I was in my early teens and my best friend invited me over to hang out with him and this girl at her house because he'd been trying to set us up to go out.

About 30 mins later they were under a blanket making out. Fun times. I miss hanging out with friends.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:41:49 Post No.682075585
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:41:49 Post No.682075585 [Report]
>>682075229
I'm not sure you understand the implication of what he was saying, but that's okay, it's probably for the best.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:41:49 Post No.682075586
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>>682075440
The fun hits (i think) when you realise it's a gif about men in black
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:42:48 Post No.682075700
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>>682075586
that did hit my mind a bit. wasn't too sure though
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:43:48 Post No.682075822
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:43:48 Post No.682075822 [Report]
>>682056728

Ok man
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:43:55 Post No.682075834
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>>682058602
Jesus, his fucking hand isn't even in the same zip code as her
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:44:05 Post No.682075850
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>>682075586
It's like the world's most boring fanfic tho.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:46:04 Post No.682076163
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:46:04 Post No.682076163 [Report]
>>682057824

Mike
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:46:25 Post No.682076222
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>>682073331
4chan banner plox
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:46:39 Post No.682076254
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>>682073915
wtf did I just read
and is there moar?
Im curious
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:46:44 Post No.682076266
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:46:44 Post No.682076266 [Report]
>>682051704

>why not run home?

Zozzle
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:48:24 Post No.682076533
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:48:24 Post No.682076533 [Report]
>>682075585
The webm it the one disguised, not the dead people i can see how you can misinterpret this, i belive his post was an attempt at humor by saying it was the dead people who were disguised but this is simply not the case hence why it was mentioned that it was the "webm is that of dead people cleverly disguised at a webm of a womans behind so that when you open it you think you are going to be seeing a moving image of said womans behind but infact it is only video of dead people

He posted this in the hopes people would click on it for this reason ie "trolling" i can pull up the definition of trolling of you also need clarification on that :^)
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:48:26 Post No.682076537
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:48:26 Post No.682076537 [Report]
>>682076254
Some weird Men In Black fanfiction
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:49:00 Post No.682076632
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>>682050936
>Be me
>Be chilling with a couple of buds. Let's call them Thomas and George.
>Getting high and playing MTG because nerds have little else to do on their weekends.
>George's gf wakes up.
>She starts the quiet beginnings of an argument.
>Tell Thomas that we should head out.
>Thomas is like "Nah."
>Go outside to smoke a cigarette and get rid of the growing tension in the room.
>Come back.
>Girlfriend is fully awake and in full argument mode.
>George and his gf argue over shit whilst Thomas and I just stare at each other.
>Thomas finally gets it that we should leave.
Christ, one of the worst parties I've ever been to.
>>682055399
Oh, oh God the horror.
>>682055318
kek
>>682069779
I've been through this but with a complete stranger. Awkward as fuck.
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:50:33 Post No.682076858
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>>682058163
Whale still has harpoon scars
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