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went on a date with cute Chinese girl
Not looking like she is intrested.

fate of getting my dick wet is in /b/ hands now
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Ask her if she's ever done any hardcore substances
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lets grab some coffee
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>>682038050
reroll
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"Date? Why don't you date me? Whatever, I guess I'll just cry and masturbate to the thought of what could've been. :(((((((((("
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Break up with her
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send her a picture of steve
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>>682038107
roll
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Wanna suck this white cock, you gook faggot piece of shit
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>>682038050
Brilliant
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>>682038228
Roll for this
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Want to try cream of sum yung gui?
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>>682038228
>>682038228
steve is guarenteed to get u laid
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The Japs should've taken over your country before we let you all become communist fucks
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Suck my fucking cock ling ling
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>wow friendzoned again. this is what I get for being a nice guy. girl's want douche bags and not chivalrous gentlemen like myself. you women don't even know how you deserve to be treated. have fun crying over another asshole jock while I'm stuck in the friendzone. slut
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>>682038365
thank
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Forget the date, I wanna put a button in your oven
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>>682038479
reroll
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>>682038228
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
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>>682037749
tell her you wanna taste her sweet, tight little holes
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>>682038471
Hahaha fuck I'm dying !
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>>682038479
rolling for this
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>>682038228
Rolling for this LOL
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>>682037749
Look, I think you're pretty cool. When are you free this week?
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>>682038471
rOLL
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>>682038511
Dubs get

I'll deliver in a second
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Can I ask you an honest question? Why do you all look the same?
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>>682038228
STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE
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>>682038320
Rolling for this
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>>682038471
Againn
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>>682038678
fuckin reroll
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>>682038479
this
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>>682038228
GO STEVE GO
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>>682038471
Do this
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>>682038228
MEME KING STEVE PLEASE
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>>682038479
Boom
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Here, how about you ditch that asshole? my penis is way bigger anyways :)
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you sucky sucky fi dolla, happy ending, ching chong bing bong
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>>682038228
ROLL
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>>682038479
plz op
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>>682037749
I know you think you love your friend, but you don't. You can't really. This is going to be hard to explain, but I have to get it off my chest. Nancy, I am an indigo child. I am a highly enlightened spiritual being who was sent to Earth on a mission to increase humanity's vibrational frequencies using my unique angelic talents. My master is Zadkiel, angel of mercy and high prince of the seventh circle. As a servent of one of the great archangels, I have been endowed with certain gifts. And a huge dick. I have the ability to read other's auras to know their true feelings. I know that you do not want to be with this "friend" of yours, Sandy. I know that you must be with me. It is for the Earth, Deborah. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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>>682038471
Dubs
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>>682038844
FUCK
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>>682038866
WINRAR
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>>682038844
WINRAR
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>>682038826
Blam
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>>682038050
Brilliant
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>>682037749
You're not going on the dumbass friend date. You're going on a date with me.

desu senpai
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>>682038479
the only real option
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>>682038866
winrar
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>>682038479
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>>682038866
Choose this shit OP, please
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>>682038866
LETS GO OP
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>>682038972
roll
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>>682038866
Double doubles
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>>682038944
That was not dubs you fucking moreon.
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>>682038844
winnest of winrars
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>>682037749
too desperate.
take it from a second generation chinese in the west, gotta go slow with asians.

coming on too strongly throws them off
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>>682038972
rolling
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>>682038866
Well, OP. This is going to be an interesting evening.
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>>682038866
Holy fucking shit I'm not fucking sending that
Op is a faggot but fuck that
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>>682037749
If your free I wanna show you some of my erotic sonic the hedgehog fan art
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>>682038972
rollin
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>>682038844
come one OP
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>>682039105
fuck u cunt
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>>682039048
OPs being a giant pussy.
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>>682038972
ALPHA AS FUCK
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>>682037749
Yea dude. This nip slut is all wet for me after that date. I'll send you her nudes as soon as I get them from her.
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>>682039105

Fuck off then.

Sage.
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>>682038479
kek get
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>>682039188
WINRAR 2.0
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>>682039188
You have to now dubble dubs
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roll
i know your not interested but do you want to fuck?
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>>682038972
rolling desu
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555 get
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>asks for dubs
>actually gets a funny response
>too cuck to actually post it

Today OP was a faggot
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>>682039188
OP won't do it.
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Gib me wong tong and I gib u long dong ;)))
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>>682039105
It's double dubs. You send it or it's a permanb&
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>>682039105
>>682039288
>>682039188
>>682038866
pick one faggit
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>>682038866
this is brilliant.
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>>682039503

Then why even make the thread?
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>>682038972
Rolling for senpai
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>>682038944
oops, wrong text, meant to say let's fuck on Wednesday, don't really give a shit about your dumb date
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>>682039555
TRIPS MOTHER FUCKER
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>>682038844
deliver, homosexual
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>>682039496
>>682039555
Fu
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>>682039555
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-CHECK 'EM
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>>682039555
Trips confirm get busy op
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>>682039555
THIS COUNTS TOO YOU GIANT CUNT NIGGER OP
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>>682039105
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>>682039555
Kek
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>>682039555
>>682038844
combine these two, faglord
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF7qw6TSP8g
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>>682039854
WE WAITIN OP
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>>682039555
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Check em op fag
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>>682039944
Checked
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>>682039944
checked
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ffs guys, I'll only post things that will enable me to get her. dubs until something good comes up
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>>682040000
Checked
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>>682040000
QUADS
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>>682038320
Hahahaha this!
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>>682038844
>>682039188
>>682039555
>>682039922
dubs have spoken and spoken again. If you don't deliver you will surely be cursed
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>>682040000
quads wasted
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OP is a fag. Abandon thread guys. Quote this if you like.
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>>682040000
Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-QUUUUUAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>682038972
>>682040008

Do this but just leave out desu senpai. Be an ALPHA!
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>>682040008
Well you already said the coffee thing so post results and we shall continue helping you
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I won't say it to this girl
But maybe another girl from skout or something ?
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Op is a faggot.
Sage in all fields.
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>>682040008
You're doing this wrong you giant nig nog
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>>682040302
Just find us some bitches to troll
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Chun Lee is clearly not interested in OP, she take long time to respond vs. loving you "rong time" hehehehe.
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>>682040008
you've already lost your chance, might as well make us laugh

>lemme crack your fortune cookie, ching chong, I have a dick like-a fried rice
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>>682040008
Thats not how it fucking works
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OP is a faggot.

Abandon thread.
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Doubles as of this thread decides what I say
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>>682040008
>hurdur I'll only post the stuff I like!

Go fuck yourself you faggot cucklord. You deserve to get friendzoned.

Abandon thread.
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>>682040597
show titties nigger
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>>682038866
This is literally the best shit I've read on this board in fucking ages, it meets the criteria and it fucking won twice in the same goddamn post, and OP is being a mother fucking autistic cuckold about it. I legitimately wish you pain, OP.
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>>682040614
/thread
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>>682040597
Hey, I'm gonna be straight forward with you. You are smokin, m'lady
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Will deliver
Find dubs :)
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>>682040597
Come on /b/ find dubs
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>>682040597
What is this?
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>>682041222
WINRAR
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>>682040597
I know you think you love your friend, but you don't. You can't really. This is going to be hard to explain, but I have to get it off my chest. Nancy, I am an indigo child. I am a highly enlightened spiritual being who was sent to Earth on a mission to increase humanity's vibrational frequencies using my unique angelic talents. My master is Zadkiel, angel of mercy and high prince of the seventh circle. As a servent of one of the great archangels, I have been endowed with certain gifts. And a huge dick. I have the ability to read other's auras to know their true feelings. I know that you do not want to be with this "friend" of yours, Sandy. I know that you must be with me. It is for the Earth, Deborah. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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>>682041222
SEND IT OP
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>>682041222
>>682040597
Send it as proof, even though it's shit.
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>>682038427
>>682038549
>>682038695
>>682038760
>>682038816
Stop fucking same fagging. You are not funny.
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>>682040302
Youre a fucking pussy.
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>>682040597
you look so pret and fine, m'lady *Tips fedora*
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>>682041222
Ohh dubs get !
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>>682038866
rollin
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>>682040597
I know you think you love your friend, but you don't. You can't really. This is going to be hard to explain, but I have to get it off my chest. Nancy, I am an indigo child. I am a highly enlightened spiritual being who was sent to Earth on a mission to increase humanity's vibrational frequencies using my unique angelic talents. My master is Zadkiel, angel of mercy and high prince of the seventh circle. As a servent of one of the great archangels, I have been endowed with certain gifts. And a huge dick. I have the ability to read other's auras to know their true feelings. I know that you do not want to be with this "friend" of yours, Sandy. I know that you must be with me. It is for the Earth, Deborah. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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>>682041560
rollin
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>>682040000
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Yana fuck?
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Disappoint son your being a white knight for not posting dubs
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know you think you love your friend, but you don't. You can't really. This is going to be hard to explain, but I have to get it off my chest. Nancy, I am an indigo child. I am a highly enlightened spiritual being who was sent to Earth on a mission to increase humanity's vibrational frequencies using my unique angelic talents. My master is Zadkiel, angel of mercy and high prince of the seventh circle. As a servent of one of the great archangels, I have been endowed with certain gifts. And a huge dick. I have the ability to read other's auras to know their true feelings. I know that you do not want to be with this "friend" of yours, Sandy. I know that you must be with me. It is for the Earth, Deborah. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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>>682041560
Rollin agian
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New girl to tortute /b/
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It's hard when no body fucking replies on skout!
Waiting for a girl to hit up a convo with me
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>>682041874
Is there a tindr specifically for asian chicks?
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>>682041560
this tbh
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>>682041874
I will pay you $900 to let me lick your elbows tomorrow during Game of Thrones. It's a Bran episode, so I am pretty jazzed.
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Ohhh ladies and gentlemen we go a reply!

Get dubs going quick !!!
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What's the question /b/!
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>>682042563
Ask her what she thinks about interracial relationships

Also what platform do you use?
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>>682042563
What size are you?
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>>682041874
I will pay you $900 to let me lick your elbows tomorrow during Game of Thrones. It's a Bran episode, so I am pretty jazzed. Did you realize he had freckles? I used to only watch the show via low res wifi, but I recently got HBO so I could watch in HD. Turns out Bran has freckles. Had no idea.

(then send pic related).
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What's poppa knockin baby?
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>>682042563
know you think you love your friend, but you don't. You can't really. This is going to be hard to explain, but I have to get it off my chest. Sayunakuh, I am an indigo child. I am a highly enlightened spiritual being who was sent to Earth on a mission to increase humanity's vibrational frequencies using my unique angelic talents. My master is Zadkiel, angel of mercy and high prince of the seventh circle. As a servent of one of the great archangels, I have been endowed with certain gifts. And a huge dick. I have the ability to read other's auras to know their true feelings. I know that you do not want to be with this "friend" of yours, Sandy. I know that you must be with me. It is for the Earth, Deborah. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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>>682042563
Before this relationship gets anymore serious, I am required to tell you that I am a registered sex offender in the state of New Jersey.
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>>682042715
do u huff your feces? :3
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>>682042933
get
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>>682042844
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRR

For the second time in the thread.
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>>682042844
Ohhh get !
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>>682038972
rawling11
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>>682042844
do it OP
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Im so fucking happy you have to say that.
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>>682043044
Shorten it to:

You're going on a date with me

desu senpai
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Fuck you guys
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>>682043107
>>682042933
Do it now
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>>682043107
no way dude
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>>682043240
kek
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B better have a plan
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>>682042933
NOW HIT HER WITH THIS

WINRAR
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This thread doesn't deserve my dubs.
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Ah fuck.
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>>682043240
I think you got her with the Indigo Child routine. She is now yours forever. You can't say no to a Nephilim.
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>>682043240
In must see reply to this
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>>682043395
"You heard me"
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>>682043395
So what is your Earth Spirit name?
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>>682043421
Good because I'll take them
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Girl blocked me
This girl is speaking to me now
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>>682043395
You heard me
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>>682043477
Wasted dubs

You should be ashamed of yourself anon. And you should feel bad
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>>682043477
WINRAR
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>>682043497
Rollin' balls yo
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>>682043570
These threads are supposed to be OP talking to someone he knows, like at the beginning. Otherwise the girls will just block you as soon as you say something weird, dickhead.
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>>682043395
It's only in New Jersey. So if you are from out of state we are fine.
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>>682043497
Rollinrollinrollin
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Blocked me
New girl is speaking to me
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>>682043811
Hard win
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https://youtu.be/9U5l5b3-Lg0

give her this video
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>>682043240
It's ok though because new jersey residents really aren't real people
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>>682041560
then whats my name faggot? this is an easy one or ur bs.
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Damnit man.
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>>682043840
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>>682043840
You're going on a date with me desu senpai
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>>682043811
>>682043900
Double WINRAR
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>>682043840
What does $100 get me?
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Is that thing really sideways?
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>>682044096
Roll
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>>682044096
Rollin
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>>682044010
would you slap my balls?
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>>682044010
y r u so fat lol
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>>682044096
Rollin for the lolz
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My wife doesn't know I'm cheating on her with you. Can u send me another dick pics So I know you're legit. #niggerdicks
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Ling ming lick my ding
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>>682044096
get roll
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>>682044010
Wanna lurk 4chan with me?
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>>682044010
When did you first realize you had perpendicular vulva disorder?
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Wait this isn't tinder. What app is this?
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>>682044441
Shit almost rolled pentas
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>>682044096
gotta get dem dubs
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>>682044441
Missed quints. How does it feel to be almost special anon?
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>>682044096
roll
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How the fuck did you get so god damn ugly?
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Will you suck my willy for a nickel?
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>>682044010
Will you let me lick the nubs of your ears while calling me Sgt. Pepper
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>>682044096
gigga get
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>>6882044444
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>>682044096
Rallwiling
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I was born with a male vagina
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I need someone to shave around my vulva, I really need some help. Since I'm on continuous dialysis so the doctors won't let me :(
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>>682044096
get dubs already.
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fuck you.
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I don't have long to live will you be my last fuck before I die from cancer
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>>682042715
You already asked her two questions, fkn autist.
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>>682044444
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>>682038471
Rolling
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>>682044860
Reroll
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Send nudes or i slash your throat
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>>682038228
ROLLIN
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>>682045011
Nailed it
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Going to a night club this weekend. Come with me?
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>>682044010
May we have sexual intercourse pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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>>682045011
Steve is a WINRAR
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Maybe I forgot to mention I'm hung like a Prigles can. And I don't mean fun size.
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>>682045011
THAT WAS FOREVER AGO AND NOT EVEN FUNNY
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>>682045011
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you charge $1 per inch right? so 75 cents should cover my costs, i'll come over asap
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>>682045212
Rollin for this
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If we date is it ok if my sister joins us? We've been practicing sex for a while
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Can I fuck the foothole on the first date?
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Steve wants to meet you. Threesome?
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>>682045212
Roll for this
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>>682045212
rawlin
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Damnit. I want OP to get nudes. /b/ is fucking it all up. god damnit.
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>>682045212
roll
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>>682038479
fedora intensifies
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>>682045212
ROLLIN
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>>682045433
Dubs get
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>>682045212
rawling
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>>682044096
Roll
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FFS OP get some damn nudes
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>>682045212
Get
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>>682045569
rolling
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>>682045212
rollin
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