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ITT we are in a hostage situation.Singles = hostage 86 = You get killedDoubles =


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ITT we are in a hostage situation.

Singles = hostage
>86 = You get killed
Doubles = cops outside building
Trips = bad guys
Quad = John McClane
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rolling for 86
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yippie ki yay
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Well since all of you are my hostages what shall I do with you?
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GG
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>>682018373
But I want to be Chuck Norris not John McClane.
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rollino
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>>682018373
rollin' hard
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>>682018479
don't shoot this man. he has a family
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>>682018373
I forgot... 69 you get raped.
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>>682018479
rolling for him to be shot
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rollerino
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What's the situation?
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>>682018373
Rawlins
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>>682018373
rollin
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>>682018373
If trips, kill everybody in room. If if singles request death.
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man i want a subway or a big mac or some shit
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J.K.Rowlin
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Gimme all ur maymays!
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>>682018373
Rolling
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>>682018373
roll
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86 plzzz
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rollllll
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Who the fuck is John Mcclane?
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>>682018373
Fuck this
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>>682018373
STAY ON THE GROUND AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
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>piss me pants
>fw
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Roll tbh
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You're welcome.
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Rolling for swat
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Can I go to the bathroom?
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>>682018373
I want to a a helicopter
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Cmon let me be a baddie
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>>682019180
Shut up hostage!
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>>682019273
Fuck please don't rape me
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>>682018373
Die hardest!
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>>682018373
yhubv
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pls no killerino
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>>682018373
Yeah fuck your hostage shit I'm outta here
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Come on 86...
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lets go!!!!
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let's roll-oll
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No need to panic ladies
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>>682018373

86 my dumbass but probably hostage.
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dubs: 360 no scope a terrorist
trips: tbag hostages
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>>682018373
Don't know who John McClane is
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>>682018373
Allahur akbar!!!!! mothefuckers!!!!!!!!!
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ALLAHU ACKBAARRRR
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du du du
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I just came here to buy some dank memes...
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>>682019601
Here I am
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fuyck mme
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Robocop engages Muhammad
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Roll. I'll be the nigger hostage
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>>682018373
Bjj blue belt here. Ill save the day
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86 get
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yipee kayyay mother fucker
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Quads!!!
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>>682019732
>>682019734
>tfw our suicide vests fail
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plrd nu
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>>682018373
OFFICERS ARE ON STANDBY
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notahostage
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>>682018373
86
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Rolll
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>>682019055
>>682019200
>>682019966
>>682020211

Officers!! Help!!
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i am quad meister
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Rooooll
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>>682018373
OH BOY
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>>682020211
cop outside, lets see what i turn into
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bitches ani't bFUCKING BOLLOCKS
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>>682020508
i am a shitty cop :( hostage now.
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Rollin and ballin
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STOP! NYPD!
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a;lsdjf;alkjdf;laskdhgowieranslv
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>>682020599
I MADE IT OUT! I'M BACK OUTSIDE
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>>682018373
I, the Masked Anal Avenger, roll to seduce the terrorists.
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>>682020671
fuck
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>>682020599
Dammit Make up yo mind
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>>682018373
Roll-a-rino
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why are so many of these hostages rolling on the ground?
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I hope I come back as a nigger
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Ayy
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>>682020755
ha, noice
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>>682018373
Rollin for Jesus
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R o l l
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>>682020890
Dead
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>>682020799
Because we're fucking bored. Hurry up cop.
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>>682021011
Cops outside
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i expose myself to a hostage
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Gimmie Quads or Himmie Death!
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>>682018373
Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucker
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niggers took the wrong man hostage
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>>682018373
ALLAH AKBAR!!!
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>>682021086
Ahahahahaha
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>>682018373
rollin
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>>682021086
you dieded
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Yippi kye a
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Happy trails, Hans.
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cuck em
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>>682021086
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>>682021133
Double dubs - mutated two-headed cop
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>>682018373
rolling
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>>682021028
o.
i'm bored too tho
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>>682021286
>tfw i die posting a kek at someone else who died
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I refuse to die like a little bitch.
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>>682018373
go
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>>682021286
rip in pizzeroni
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rolling for clint eastwood
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Rollin for bad guys
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>>682021286
Hahaha. Karma Bitch!
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>>682021422
NooOOOOOO NOT A COP
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>>682018373
86 get
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John McLain
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Roll. PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
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Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
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>>682018373
Hello
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Rollin'
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rolling for undercover cop
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Hi
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32OX1E59nA8

Look's like I'm safe
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McLane get
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Can't I just be this guy?
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Kill me
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im too alpha to be a hostage
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>>682021516
OP didn't say you can't shoot the other cops in the back tho
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Well... no rapings yet...
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rolley
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>>682021869
Damn that sucks dude. You are scarred for life.
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Get on the ground baddies! I'm the Ranger around these parts!
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Rell
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No McClane yet?
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>>682018373
>86
Release me from this hell!
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>>682018373
Dank
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I am Quad Man
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Let me 86
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I'm my own man
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>>682018373
scream
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>>682018373
hi
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Yippy kai yay motherfucker
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>>682022142
No one even got trips as of yet, I think the "hostages" took shrooms
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>>682021286
hahaha fuck you!
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lets do it
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QUADS GET MANG
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>>682018373
FUCKING SHOOT ME!
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>>682018373
Don't worry my dear normies i'll save you
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>>682022522
Off yourself pig
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I am jeff gordon
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>>682018373
Roll
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>>682018373
fyu
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>>682020393
sorry fam you're a faggot so its game over for you
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>>682022669
You just got raped son
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>>682018373
Yippie Ki yah mister falcon
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yippie kay yay faggots
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>>682022669
Hopefully the terrorist is a Femanon
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>>682021286
Oh shit, People are getting fucked up in here.
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deadget
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Please don't I have a family
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>>682021688
barely you fucking pig
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yipikyiiii
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*rolls*
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Quuuuaaaaadddddsssss!!!!!
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Quads get
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Quadssss
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>>682023186
*boom*
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>>682023186
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>>682023186
Ouch
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YIP-PEE-KI-YAY MOTHAFUCKAAA
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fuk niggerz
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lets do this
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Please don't be killing me.
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Where the hell these terrorist at?? I'm on the ground all afraid and I ain't seen one yet.
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>>682021286
Haha fagut
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HOW BOUT I LAY ON THE GROUND AND YOU PENETRATE ME???
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Quads coming back around. Everyone get ready...
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Quads get
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>>682018373
Aw dingus
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WITNEEESSS!!!
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>>682018373
Please just fucking shoot me
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Please kill me
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>>682024377
A Real Zionist Hebrew
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John mclane nig nogs
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Do it fagget
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>>682018373
Rollercoaster
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I'll be your huckleberry~
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hell yeah
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>>682018373

WHOS GONNA BUST OUT THAT KETAMINE HOMLES??
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Guess who's coming to dinner!?
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>>682018373
86 get
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>>682018373
Seth Rollins
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check 'em
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Yippee ki yay motherfucker
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Baddie with good intentions:
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pls
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easy mate
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>>682021286
Die bitch
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big negro
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Fap roll
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kill me pls
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>>682018373
Rollin for hostage.
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criminals r gay
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>>682018373
roooooool
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>>682018373
Join bad guys, get that blonde to give me a blowie.
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rollan
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ROLLING!
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ahhhhhh
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END ME PLZ!!!1!
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>>682018373
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>>682018373
Hostage me nigga
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Mai nigguh!
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>>682018373
Apparently trips have been deactivated for this thread. Must have been the cops.
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>>682018373
w/e fuck it I'll be a hostage
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imma rape all u faggots >:0
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guess it's up to me
I'll handle this
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>>682018373
Yippee Ki Yay mother fucker
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How has nobody died
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In VALHALLA
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Rollerino
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get outta the way
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Nigger roll
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>>682026856
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i wanna be a cop
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>>682018373
Rolling
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Rip this thread
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we're fuked
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Roll
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>>682018373
Check my singles, faggots.
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Rolle
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boii
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>>682018373
36 and I kill the hostages with a pair of scissors
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roollo
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>>682027573
>>682027574
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Spidey will save us
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>>682018373
Rollin
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>>682018373
Here comes McClane
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>>682028286
Got killed, fuck me
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fug
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Let us go
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>>682028371
KEK
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rellxd
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>>682029000
I fuckin nailed it!
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>>682027653
>kill the hostages
you mad man
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>>682018373
Well, I have a gun either way. Its just in my pants.
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I'm OK with this situation
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we die
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>>682029078
So YOU killed like 3 people and raped like 3 more and held all of us hostage.
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i got this..
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>>682029424
Fuck yeah I did.
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Ez
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>>682029636
He Confessed!! Arrest this anon.
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