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>>682015278

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Oh hell yeah I'll post a snek or two! I hope this thread actually survives for longer than like thirteen posts.

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Snek me
me

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Donut die snek

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is snek die

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My snek during her blue phase.

>>682017383
Is it evolve?

>>682017090
>>682017595
>>682017656
>>682017860

Snakes don't even have arms you fucking imbecile

>>682015338
>>682015278
Fake, yeah?

>>682018142
um yah they do

>>682018350
No

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These guys are some of my favorites, they look like big magic worms cause their heads are too black to see their faces.

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>>682018142
really? so you're fine with tits but not arms? come on

>>682018435
well they do you can find lots of pics of them where they have em

>>682019052
Furry porn doesn't count

>>682019341
i know there are real ones tho

>>682016679
I dropped a nugget.

>>682019474
I wouldn't call those "arms", more like spikes

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Could the degenerate faggot who is posting furry pics please GTFO? We are dignified gentlemen here to look at QUALITY sneks. Honestly, a 404 would be better than a thread filled with that trash.

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Top noodle

>>682019697
no they are real arms

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>>682015278

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>>682019883
fine, i'll go.

sorry.

>>682020109
Final Boss

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>>682017820

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I'm a furfag but I respect these threads
>still top snek

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>>682015278
evolved snek...sorta

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>>682020352
please stay anon, I love sneks. pls. have something a little more extreme.

>>682020552
Where's the line....I wouldn't plat around with that broken tank track...it's super danger

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>>682020763

>>682015278
My pet snek died couple days ago.... feels....

>>682020869
I feel your pain, someone stole my wolf Dakota

>>682015806
>"Heh... You're too slow."

>>682020763
No, fuck off. Go start a furry thread, it'll get more replies anyway. Win-win.

>>682020002
Post one then

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>>682020767

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>>682021081
k

>>682019777
dark souls
kek

>>682020234
top fucking kek. best game

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>>682021107
What is that? Spaghetti?

>>682021841
In Thailand, people actually let those things slither over them like that as a form of massage. Supposed to feel pretty good, tourists do it as well.

>>682021939
It's the ultimate vore fantasy

Gais, what are your favorite kinds of sneks? And do you overall prefer vipers or boas?

>>682022227
That's cool and all but I'm not into that shit. I find it interesting like how I find serial killers interesting but getting off to that would be a sign of an unstable mind.

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>>682021939

>>682022264
I preference vapers more brosky, their eyes are cute

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>>682021251

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>>682015278

>>682022392
Eh. Only dude I know who nuts off to vore seems to have just gotten into it from basement-dwelling/fapping to too much hentai shit. You know how the old porn addiction cycle goes for some folks, they just get numb to the normal shit and find weirder and weirder stuff for no other reason than to keep novelty value high enough to keep getting the same feels after their dicks have developed an immunity to anything they were naturally interested in.

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>>682023031
>dude you know
Yeah ok anon it's not you its your neckbeard basement dwelling friend who you have deep conversations with about his sexual deviancy

<|:-^)

>>682022943
>random tractor cuz why not

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>>682023298
Nah, I'm more a BDSM kind of guy. It really is some dude I know, there'd be no reason for me to conceal an interest in vore under the veil of anonymity. Although he doesn't basement dwell anymore, he broke out and got his own place finally at age twenty-seven. Actually a pretty inspirational story by /b/ standards, come to think of it.

Here is a snek, by the way.

>>682021939
This is just disturbing, i feel so fucking bad for that little chick, sure the snake has to eat but why feed it alive and film it? :(

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>>682023031
I'm definitely addicted to porn but never would I get into degenerate shit like furry, loli/cp or any type of vore...I have standards

pic unrelated

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>>682015278
>>682015454
Yeyyy, love snek threads.
Pic related, can snek be people?

>>682024181
Well, you say that now. The years of loneliness and addiction will erode your dignity, and the you of today will not recognize the man you're set to become.

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Who wants them to take over?

>>682024547
Well I'm 21 and I've been jerking off since I was 9 and the worst thing I've ever fapped to is rape porn and Ive been doing that since I was like 10 or 11. I don't see it getting any worse than that

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>>682016905
This one better, got u fam

>>682025268
>I'm 21.
Oh, you are not yet even within sight of the gates that lead to the downward spiral, my friend.

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>>682025715

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I'm just gon dump all me sneks then

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>>682025888
best trips I've ever got

>>682020763
anything irl like that

>>682025888
Fuck yeah, my savage negro beast. Do it.

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>>682025788

>>682025733
Yeah, all I have to do is get back in shape and get another gf (even though it's been 3 years) and I'm golden. Either that or start fucking prostitutes/call girls on the regular

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>>682026725
black mambas always look so happy you know

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he read

The pepsi-can exploded in my ass, what do?

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>>682026363

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>>682027224
If snek can read, can snek be people?

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>>682027446
wrong thread m8

>>682027446
Post sneks!

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>>682027490
of course, that why u can kiss a snek booplesnoot

Most of these are very high-quality sneks. I'm quite impressed with your collection.

>>682027490
Shit is a monster even when just born

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Thank. This is last snek I have tho. You must continue my works now

>>682026849

>he likes it

>>682027975

>look at that smile he so thankful yess

>>682027928
Shit, man. I was image searching just to pump life into this thread before you showed up. Just once, I'd like to see a snek thread hit cap, although this is already the most picture I've ever seen posted in one by far.

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>>682027698
Only if snake wants to

>>682028135
Yay! I have saved these sneks too, they beauty.

>>682028153
of course you only ever kiss snek if snek is ok with it, or else you get new piercings

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>>682021939
My Ball Python wound up doing this accidently
>tossed in a dizzied rat for her (doesn't react to frozen/thawed)
>hesitated before she struck and grabbed it by it's leg
>have to do the popsicle stick trick to keep it from biting her while she coils
>eventually stops moving
>doesn't react to the stick
>snake latches on and starts swallowing the head
>well, that went better than exp-
>mfw hear something go *SQUEAK*
>think I might have been hearing things
>snake swallows a bit more
>*SQUEAK*
>Oh shit
>mouse starts thrashing
>snake don't give a shit and just keeps on swallowing
Maybe she just knocked it out or something

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Snek is a dad! Say "congratulations snek"

is this le new ebin may may?

upsnoot

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>>682028575
Congratulations snek!

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>>682028764
What is this? Sneks for tiny sneks?

>>682022062
the fuck are they like pet anaconda's I thought you could house train reptiles?

i had an iguana and the bitch bit me all the time despite me being the only one to feed it and scratch his side and let it out

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My ball python before she passed away.

>>682028538
Your snake is a bastard lol

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>>682029102
Don't know much about it, man. They wouldn't be anacondas over there, though. Pythons of some kind that are much smaller, although still obviously big by human standards. But people seem to do it all the time and come out of it just fine.

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>>682029170
Kekkles wrong one

>>682021338
it a bean

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Hello fellow snakes

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>>682024986
had a buddy who felt bad about his python sitting in a small glass box all day so he let the fucker go into the nature reserves, he was acting like captain pplanet all day until we mentioned they die in the winter.
the south gets snow now-a-days i doubt exotics can live here

>>682029588
WIZARD SPIDURER

>>682029722
No no, its but a trick of the light. I am snake. What sort of snake things are we doing.

>>682030036
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

>>682029365
>But people seem to do it all the time and come out of it just fine.
had to look it up, it seems sort of ritualistic to some jungle people, but am not really sure, i always thought the "snake people" just kept them in a pit not lived with them, but i guess i could see a python of all types of snakes being more chill. can you imagine one of those huge ones out at the park? people would flip shit

>>682028575
goodness me grats snekdad

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>>682029353
She just wanted her rat
Funny enough, that's the fastest she's ever transitioned from coiling, to latching onto their head

>>682020552

That looks like it'll end well.

>>682029623
There are about half a million Burmese pythons that have invaded Florida and battle alligators for fun nowadays that first established their presence precisely through the kind of thing your friend did. The map was assessing the possibilities of further conquest and glory for this particular species, although I'm any invasives with similar climate-needs could get by as well.

>>682030036
aw come on snek, why you derp so much, cutie

>>682029623

>buddy who felt bad about his python sitting in a small glass box all day so he let the fucker go into the nature reserves

buddy is idiot

>the south gets snow now-a-days i doubt exotics can live here

you are idiot

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>>682021939
this makes me uncomfortably happy

>>682026552
moar boop

>>682026849
>tfw you realize snakes don't actually build body heat like that and the sweater actually does nothing

>>682030506
>There are about half a million Burmese pythons that have invaded Florida and battle alligators for fun nowadays that first established their presence precisely through the kind of thing your friend did. The map was assessing the possibilities of further conquest and glory for this particular species, although I'm any invasives with similar climate-needs could get by as well.
well shit, sounds kinda dangerous, ecosystem wise.
im in south texas i just figured the snow would kill them off. those are some tough living intestine sons of bitches
>>682030699
yeah just got corrected above^ i had no idea. would be shitty if there was a major exotic snake problem but would be a bad time if the states gave you rewards to go after them like they did in the buffalo era

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>>682031015
silly snek, thats not food

>>682016365
The first time I saw this I laughed so hard I cried.

>>682028538
whats that gif from

>>682030997
Yeah, it is generally regarded as dangerous ecosystem-wise. People are pretty pissed and concerned about them being there, but they've made it their home now, and aren't going to be going anywhere anytime soon. I personally think it's kind of awesome that Florida has giant snakes running around vying for apex predator, but there's no denying it's upset the balance of things a bit.

And I know in the technical sense of the word it "snows" in the south, but believe me, you guys do not know what snow is. I have seen the kind of feeble snowy days that shut down whole cities in your part of the country, and they are the kind of days that people way up north would drive through without snow tires on no different than they would on any sunny day.

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>>682031343
I believe it's Fire Marshall Bill from "In Living Color"

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>>682015278
very pretty snek you got there anon, you should watch this educational video

https://youtu.be/G0YeSNUX-RY

>this is self promotion faggotry
>i will kill myself soon don't worry
>contributin

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We're so close, guys! Let's give it one last push, just twenty to go!

>>682028957
You know, I wasn't thinking about when I saved/posted him, but this guy would make a pretty good surprised reaction image.

>>682031877
yeah north america doesnt have many "monster" type animals anymore which is sort of lame in a privileged way

kek about the "snow days" in the south, i know what you mean, we all know its a joke but there are just enough people to be dumbasses trying to go 80 on "icey" roads with summer performance tires that mess themselves up

there are pictures of the news saying "WINTER WATCH ICE COMING" blah blah, and in the corner next to the logo its barely 40 something degrees
, and the rest of us just gladly take the day off and go about our business.

i wish there was state sanctioned "exotic animal hunt" season

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Had a picture of a baby gaboon viper I thought was cute. Can't find it now so here's a random one off google

>>682017609

they get like that shortly before they shed their skin

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snek? snek? SNEK!

>>682032716
"Exotic animal hunt" season-type activities are part of the reason WHY we don't have many awesome monsters in North America anymore. But I know what you mean, it's like you can't have them if you keep battling them to death, but then why have them if you can't battle them? It's tricky business.

You probably could pretty much go open season on Burmese pythons in Florida, though. They are not particularly wanted around there, or acknowledged as a canonical presence worth retaining. Not sure on the details since I don't live anywhere near there myself, but you might look into it.

We've still got grizzly bears, black bears, cougars, wolves, and moose as strong battle monsters up in the PNW, so we're faring better than most. Not many poisonous/status-effect-casting types though. Other than skunks, I guess. We do have rattlesnakes in eastern Washington, contrary to what books and such will tell you, but they are extremely rare. Not many people who live here even know of their existence in the area.

Did you know you guys used to have fucking jaguars in south Texas up until whitey came in and wiped them out? (As a disclaimer, I'm a whitey myself.)

>>682033660
Damn, man. This is one hard-dickin snek.

>>682033760
>"Exotic animal hunt" season-type activities are part of the reason WHY we don't have many awesome monsters in North America anymore. But I know what you mean, it's like you can't have them if you keep battling them to death, but then why have them if you can't battle them? It's tricky business.
exacly my feels

>You probably could pretty much go open season on Burmese pythons in Florida, though. They are not particularly wanted around there, or acknowledged as a canonical presence worth retaining. Not sure on the details since I don't live anywhere near there myself, but you might look into it.
i dont know if it would be worth the drive i mean its a snake not really an exciting hunt but maybe if im in the area, it would be pretty bad ass to have eaten a python

>Did you know you guys used to have fucking jaguars in south Texas up until whitey came in and wiped them out?
fuck yeah, i have seen a wolf, one time, in the wooded area in between two suburbs north of houston,tx before. was pretty wild to see.

every summer at really big bbq cook off events someone always brings rattle snake, its bretty good, but nothing special

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>stop
>children
>what's that sound?
>everybody look what's going down

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>>682034236
don't they glue and sew there mouths shut over in India?

>>682019115
That's damned cute!