Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu/husbando
>insult/talk to other waifus/husbandos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum (shinoa)
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly: Don't post a thumbnail
>>682001209
i need to learn explosion magic..so i can be like you one day...
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>682001137
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Kyouko claimed.
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>claiming yume
gotta leave because the legs are to strong and might kill me
have a good night/day everyone
>>682001372
Good shit nigga, were da 40s be?
Dio-sama...
>>682001382
Gonna go to sleep now
I'm gonna have such a dry fucking mouth tomorrow
Night, guys
>Shizuru get!
Continuing monitoring.
>Lurker rattles
Miho claimed
My game just crashed....
Trying to decide what build to do ng+ with
>>682001482
>>682001502
I'm just saying, I wouldn't mind having you die in your sleep.
Tatsuta claimed.
>>682001209
>For Explooooooooosion-chan
I just really enjoy my alcohol. Not for the alcohol itself, but for the taste and the experience. Feel free to update me, as that will make for good discussion material!
Tenryuu claimed
Protip: Never mix cheap, smoky whisky with cola.....them mix tastes and smells like a burned swamp.
>Goodwank.jpg
>>682001365
I heard there's other way to explode rather than using magic...
>>682001448
In my caddie
>>682001482
Hey (you)
>>682001502
Night
>>682001612
Jesus fucking christ, no one ever taught you how to eat properly?
>>682001502
Goodnight!
>>682001571
Estoc build
: ^ )
>>682001372
I guess I'll dump some more then~
>>682001347
Want to join the terribly uncomfortable lewd posting?
>>682001173
Shit
>>682001185
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>>682001740
wish i had the picture
>>682001769
>>682001543
Hi Miho, how was your day?
>>682001765
really?!?!? how??? i need to know!!!!
>>682001835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k
>>682001799
On one hand 1 shotting estoc shitters with DS Greataxe is so satisfying, on the other hand I kinda want to do a boss soul dex run.
>>682001886
Ayy
>>682001765
Gud shit gud shit, I got da purp
Chie Satonaka claimed.
fsteak
>>682000722
>no fem i can't
>remember 6th grade
>resent resurfaces
>we're just friends
>we went to this party as just friends
>and if we're just friends then i can't love you
>a year or so later
>tension calms down
>says she wants be bad
>we go out
>we both legal now
>fastforward to two nights ago..
>>682001861
Gorgeous.
>
>>682001137
where did you come from?
(You) for the 1337
>sachi claim
>>682001917
Boring just been playing MGS V all day.
>>682001347
>>682001365
>>682001369
>>682001382
>>682001422
>>682001433
>>682001448
>>682001453
>>682001502
>>682001571
>>682001655
>>682001702
>>682001740
>>682001886
>>682002077
>>682002097
welcome back all, have your (You)'s
god damn today was frightening, internet cut and nobody was at the reception or administration desks. Power cut off at 12 as usual and internet randomly came back with the power
good shit
QOTT: You're at the bar and karen grabs your girlfriend's ass. what do you do?
>>682001765
haaay gurl
>>682001509
>fabringel
>>682001404
I noticed the filename
love me pls
Best mage claimed~
>>682001365
Your boob got bigger!?
>>682001571
strength build?
>>682001655
Yeah, I think I'll get a new whyskey this week or the next one. I enjoy the taste too~
>>682001975
Just let Shinoa do the work for ya~
>>682002135
Grab Karen's ass
>>682002135
have a (you) back
>>682002170
d-did they?? i haven't noticed....
does she know how to do it????
>>682002045
I did a INT/DEX run using the Crystal Sage Rapier, it's actually not that bad.
>>682002135
>WARGLBARGL
>>682002135
>>682002129
>>682002169
>>682002170
(You)'s for the latecomers
>>682002125
>>682002135
I would sing this song with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4
>>682002135
have her grab my ass instead kek
>>682002131
>Boring just been playing MGS V all day.
Oh, is it any fun?
>>682002135
Thank (you)
>>682002135
Cut her hand off for daring to touch Dio-sama.
>>682002135
>Grab that ass too
>"I'm the master squeezer m8, you can't compare to me"
>>682002388
This is going to be looooong <3
>>682002135
Also
>QOTT
Threesome? else
>Rattle
>>682002003
Lies.
>You know you want to~
>>682002135
I wonder where I got a girlfriend from.
>>682002170
>strength build?
Been using that for ng and now want to use all the new toys I've got.
>>682002291
Right now I'm looking at either Curved sword or DS Dex/faith weapons. Or try pure int to see how high 1 shot potential I can get since I have all the items.
>>682002135
give her a (You)
Western animation is best animation
>>682001975
>>682002170
>>682002278
Hehe
>>682002070
Oohh
Obligatory claim.
>>681999690
Heyo, buddy. How are ya?
>>681999856
Drinking a Mellow Yellow, heh. How's your night going?
>>682002170
Finding new things that you enjoy is part of the adventure. One can read reviews all day, but the only thing that really matters if your own opinion. That being said, I would recommend The Macallan 12 years. It's really smooth.
>>682002632
She's pretty gross to be honest.
>>682002661
ooo ooo!! teach me the explosion magic!!
>>682002776
>>682002632
>>>/tumblr/
>>682002097
>she's moved in
>so two nights ago... Lets see
>She had a strange look in her eyes,
>kinda like a kaleidoscope
>but that was only half of the time
>now three days before
>femanon tells me I don't even try
>she's crazy though
>i guess there was something wrong inside
>get huge arguments
>insults the way i am
>maybe your right!
>maybe this is all that I can be
>but, love, what if it was you
>and it wasn't me
>had no idea what she wants from me
>>682002135
Desu the fuck out of her.
>>682002589
Mm never tried any faith weapons, nor curved sword. I was actually thinking about a faith build for my next playthrough tho.
>>682001702
Nadann, solange man den alltäglich Irsinn noch ertaragen kann, bin dann auch mal wieder weg, muss hier die Flasche noch leer machen und will nocht etwas Dirt Rally spielen.
Betrunken Auto fahren sorgt sonst immer für so viel Ärger...
>>682002549
>Implying
>>682002847
>The queen of ERP has arrived
Unfortunately I cannot stay for long.
Show me your lewdest!
>>682002661
Any plans for today?
>>682002679
I am doing good, you?
>>682002840
Alright. I will teach you. Lay on your back and relax my friend~
>>682002804
How?
>>682002884
Moo! Moo!
>Touches cow
>>682002894
I'm not sure why, but I'm enjoying this story.
>>682003039
I'm not putting my lewds up on a public forum. You'll have to ask for them directly~
>>682002589
the only right answer
>>682002525
>>682002271
>>682002431
jailed for pedophilia
>>682002539
also pedophilia but
>razzlefrazzle
>>682002616
>>682002392
>>682002929
karen enjoys this, you all have a great night and go your seperate ways
>>682002522
I guess karen wouldn't be at a gay bar though
>>682002884
moo
>>682003039
ohayo welcome
>>682002992
Hello
>>682002438
It is to a point im trying to 100% it.
>>682003002
Okay, what about a hug then?
>>682003095
l-like this???
>>682003025
Take most off?
>>682003048
Besides watching scooby doo? Nothing
>>682003174
she did it on her own officer!! she told me she was 18!!!
>>682003039
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>>682003095
>Watch silently
>>682003102
She looks like a god damn snot woman.
Green hair is okay I suppose, but when someone's body is green then it just feels like you're fucking something that came out of your nose.
>>682003146
>>682003174
Mooo~
>>682003278
>>682002334
<3 thanks bbi. whats good? ive just been sititng around since the first time we did this hours ago.
>>682003278
Scooby doo, huh I've never was a huge fan of it
>>682003198
How close are you to completing it?
>>682003174
There's nothing gay in loving Dio.
>>682003203
Only one and only for you
>>682003247
Now let your mind go "white"
>>682003323
I don't think so
>>682003174
It's only illegal if someone tells!
>or so i've been told.
>Buzzbuzzbuzz
>>682003039
>Lewdest
Seems like everyone is up for it tonight <3
>>682001137
fags should die
>>682003408
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>>682003423
Mystery inc is a great series
>>682003442
I 100% the story. I just need to unlock all weapons and code names.
>>682003039
All hail the queen.
Hope you have a good time with your friend, Stocks. See you around!
>Show me your lewdest!
Awh...
>>682003480
>*hugs*
Now this IS enjoyable.
>>682003549
>>682002929
I have some different low levels faith but always find it boring, but having the more varied spells and scaling weapons from the start should help.
>>682003174
Not pedophilia here in Canada since she's only 1 year younger than I~
>>682003489
Me think so
>>682003480
dame, i was too late
>>682003408
O
>>682003603
>>682003039
lewdest i have
>>682003056
Glad to hear it, buddy. Up to anything right now?
Laughing with some friends in a call right now, belittling each other.
>>682003549
>mfw pony picture
>>682003410
went to sleep, woke up, played corpse party and now I'm here kek
>>682003319
>>682003508
>>682003716
if he age is on the clock...
>>682003465
point taken
>Karen
>>682003711
Generally I think the stupid builds are pretty fun and challenging.
I was thinking of a pyromancer with a whip so I can get some of that whip cancer.
>>682003489
h-how do i do that???
>>682003888
Nah not really, just playing some civ 5 to kill the time.
>>682003039
only a little
>>682003851
>Gee Billy TWO WIENERS?
>>682003039
It is rare for me to have lewd shinoa but you are ERP queen so here
>>682003851
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>>682004020
Like pic above. See how my face is? Pure ecstacy
>>682003986
There is actually a fire whip, if you didn't know. My next ng char will be a luck/bleed build.
>>682003922
Karen's adorable. Pedophilia not required. Aggressive cuddling is acceptable.
>Not to imply it's off the table
>Rattle rattle
>>682003702
>*hugs*
>>682003721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM
>*hug*
Don't tell anyone.
If the cops catch me, I'll say I dindu nuffin
>>682004204
I have been summoned.
>>682004204
d-do i have to pull up my dress like that too?! i t-think i can do that...
Claimed
>>682004222
>Luck/Bleed
Sounds interesting, luck scaling weapons seem pretty interesting.
>There is actually a fire whip, if you didn't know
The one you find in the great archives right? Witch something, yeah, I heard it's the best of the 4.
Claiming late because playing vidya with Homura
To the waifu with the modded skyrim: Try disabling 50 % of all mods and see if it works. If it doesn't then disable 50% of the mods you had enabled. You can isolate the problematic mods like that
>>682003603
Im not a fan of it in general, find it kinda boring
>>682004299
>>682003203 (You)
>Only one and only for you
>Only one
>only for you
You're so full of
Love.
>>682002525
We fuckin
>>682003039
lewd for the lewd queen
>>682003039
Sure I guess, ERP queen deserves it.
>>682004299
it's ok i got an in with the police. I've been talking online to a 12 year old cop for a while now. I'll tell them you're with me.
>>682004602
she's a lovable one
>>682004024
Well I'm glad you're enjoying your weekend so far.
Friend always plays Civ 5, uses trainers though.
>>682004602
>You're so full of
Shit.
FTFY
>>682004354
Oh?
>>682004356
Do it
>>682004584
This one has a story. It's a big arc
>>682004645
Mh?
>>682004204
>>682004521
I don't know someone said luck affects bleed too.
>The one you find in the great archives right? Witch something, yeah, I heard it's the best of the 4.
Yeah just sad it's in the grand archives
>>682004653
A lewd for ants?
>>682004299
Hey there, just a routine traffic stop, illegal memes are big these days, we as the 4chan highway patrol have to stop these criminals.
May I see your ID?
Pats here just in time for new thread
Claimed.
>>682004806
i-ill just take it off...is that better??
>>682004850
Oh? Cumming already? I thought you could've last so much longer than that
>>682004806
Suppose I can have it as one of those things playing in the background to bore me to sleep (seriously this is one of my methods to put me to sleep)
>>682004850
CEASE THIS
Amazing.
>>682004485
top tier choice friend.
>>682004945
Excellent taste
>>682004960
Kagami since when were you an unrelenting RP faggot
DkSIII is waiting for my deaths
>Remember kid, when in doubt...
>>682003146
That can be arranged~
>>682003174
Hi there Karen!
You must be having trouble holding all these (you)s
>>682003323
You have impressed your queen. I will grant you one free session.
>>682003517
Oh Noire, dear, I know that's not your lewdest.
>>682003603
Very lewd. Very pleasing.
>>682003702
Thanks Ruri! I will have fun, I hope we can have fun too sometime :^)
>Not very lewd. Disappointing.
>>682003874
I like this picture.
One free session granted.
>>682004075
Cute and lewd! Top tier.
I will grant you three sessions.
>>682004204
Your loyalty to your queen is pleasing!
You will be rewarded!
>>682004500
Oh my... Very very lewd.
Your dedication is very pleasing.
>>682004653
I like this lewd a lot. A free session for you.
>>682004727
Cute and teasing. You've made me very happy today.
>>682005060
Noticed
>>682004809
Bend over
>>682004758
Talk to him >>682004913
I can't go back to jail!
>>682005060
Not the word I'd use
>Emi
>>682003369
I think different colored skin is attractive,but to each his own I guess