Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed
>>681990283
Hello shinoa-bro!!
>tight hugs
How are you today?
>>681990425
Hi noire!
>warm hugs
How are you?
>>681990430
Yup! I just got done a while ago. Wierd shit went down but I won't go into details
>>681990527
>more hugs
Nope. Nothing new really, you?
>>681990854
Aww, okay! Did something happen?
>explosive hugs
>>681991029
L..lewd..
<3
"Fastest" waifu on no legs claimed
>>681990274
>mfw you weren't fast enough
>you weren't fast enough
>you weren't fast enough
>you weren't fast enough
brb, gonna kill myself
>>681991839
hmmmm, good weird, or weird weird???
>>681991904
Tiniest claim in the world
Obligatory claim.
>>681991984
Nost memes best memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjPD3u4s84
>>681991023
Just take whatever you feel like... its 6 players, hopefuly someone is kind hearted enough to tank for us.
NEW QUESTION: who do you support for the presidency?
>>681992043
Not sure why that's replying to you. Disregard.
>claiming yume
what did i missed?
>>681991947
yes yes kys and so on thank you I missed you too
>>681992086
Megumin claimed~
Oh and
>>681990358
Will this work?
https://youtu.be/Os9DYRZyk-w
Tatsuta claimed.
Question of the thread: What are you currently drinking?
This beer is pretty darn good. I can't be the only one savouring something alcoholic tonight. Right?
>>681992069
more like obligatory bein' a fucking autist am i right heeehe
Even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you
>>681992073
>we pile money together, and well...fuck yourself
holy fuck my side!!!
>>681991839
I'm doing fine and feeling lazy. How are you?
>>681991539
Aren't we all?
>>681992086
Really don't know. We have shit candidates
>>681992103
Because I'm not the fastest anymore
And that means despair
>>681991539
>
>>681992172
Yesterday I drank some beer, it was absolutely perfect~
>Lurking rattle
>Shizuru get!
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>681991839
>cuddles
I'm fine thanks, you?
>>681992172
Heyo Tatsie~
I just drank a beer, might taste some wine later~
>you chose the right moment Tatsie
>The right moment
>>681991888
Checked and nice pic
>>681991904
NOOO DONT
>it was just a prank bro
>there's a camera over there
>tight hugs
>>681991984
Weird weird.. Very weird
>>681992061
>that quality
>hnnng
>>681992069
Hello Hand-kun!
>firm handshake
How are you?
>>681992086
Donald Trump.
>I just wanna see the wall
>>681992107
Hello Yume!
>upside down hugs
>>681992172
Pepsi
>tfw no coke
>tight hugs
>>681992254
I'm pretty good. Tired like usual
>>681992086
im on the fence between optimus prime and donny
>>681992172
Gods plant > alchohol.
I didn't have dinner yet but will make pomegranate tea after.
>>681992239
>want to play wotlk? too fucking bad, we have action figures so buy those
>>681992107
Who are you again?
>>681992143
i think you meant
>cutest cutie pie claimed
>>681991741
dibs on Gizmo. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>681992259
Don't forget, it's "fastest on no legs" not "fastest"
So, hey, you're still the fastest on no legs
>>681992541
But thats you.
Tenryuu claimed
How are you guys today?
>>681992321
breeding time!!!!
>kagami
Somebody give me a good movie to watch after I get off work
>>681992650
Agreed
>>681989504
>If only everyone used UTC
That would be pretty helpful and just way more practical.
>Good to know you've been well.
Thank you!
>>681989231
>When I said 'really good' I just meant that we had a great time.
That's all that matters, honestly.
>The learning curve is rough but thankfully that hasn't discouraged Light.
Do you think she enjoys it?
>Aside from the fact that she's playing with you~
>We plan on playing again Tomorrow morning.
That's really cute. From what I can tell, you both are normally busy, yet still find the time to practice.
>I've already said that like three times, sorry.
>>681992073
>league
>kind hearted
You're making no sense but generally there's always someone who picks a tanky champ
>>681992172
Peach syrup
>>681992321
>Yesterday I drank some beer
>Question of the thread: What are you currently drinking?
This is why I don't pick you up after you unleash your magic. Jokes aside, what beer did you have?
>>681992356
>The right moment
Wew lad. I don't know what to think about that.
>>681992391
>Hugs
Pepsi is decent with the correct kind of alcohol. As is Coke. Dr Pepper best soft drink.
>>681992454
The right strain is godlike before bed. Never had pomegranate tea. Is it naturally sweet?
>>681992715
>I love Tenten
Feeling good.
>>681992640
>he is evolving
>>681992377
I wonder if this works for me too.
>>681992789
Great minds think alike.
>>681992650
w-what??? b-but we had a dubs war over this!!! im not even above you homu!
>>681992715
Just fine, you?
>>681992172
I'm having some Tea, hopefully it helps my poor throat.
>>681992321
Got a scytche. Scythe is long, hard and can make vampires scream for mercy
>>681992391
Awww poor prinz
>hugs tightly
>>681992715
Good. You?
>>681992909
Lurk mode activated.
>>681992771
In a mood for anything?
>>681992834
>Peach syrup
You'd eat and drink anything peach-flavoured, wouldn't you?
>>681992976
Add some honey and you should be good. Maybe consider gargling/drinking a tiny bit of whiskey as well.
>>681992391
What do you mean? It's the best quality
>>681992734
FUCKING CANNOT UNHEAR
>>681992789
Megumin a cute
>>681992391
Prrriiiinnnz
>really tight hugs
sachi claim
>>681992984
here...you go bun anon, fresh out of the oven
>>681992984
Order up!
>>681992356
>more hugs
I'm good! But tired I guess, that's normal for me.
>>681992715
Hello tenryuu! I'm fine, you?
>>681992771
Patema Inverted
>>681992847
Doctor Pepper really? Nah man its all about that Mountain Dew:Code Red
>>681992978
Hehe, no need to feel bad. I used all my energy on a jubeat machine at the arcade
>>681992847
You already know~
>winks
Jokes apart, I hope you're doing fine today.
>>681992984
>>681993187
ahahahaha, i figured somebody would get it, i hate that little bastard so much!!!
>>681992984
>>681992391
>I was slow
>It's on tape now
This is how my legend ends...
Hug me Prinz, hug this shadow of a runner
>>681992649
Perfect reasoning. I didn't expect less from someone blessed by Dio
>>681992901
>Check trips, get dubs
>Check dubs, get singles
Nice singles
>>681993096
Yeah anything will do.
>>681993217
I'll check it out
Dinner brb.
>>681992847
>The right strain is godlike before bed.
Yea its great if you have sleeping problems, but i'd rather smoke it before enjoying some music, working at home or watching a show.
>pomegranate tea. Is it naturally sweet?
Very, but those are my favourite because I dislike having to put any sugar.
>>681992909
Did we? I must have been sleepy because I honestly don't remember >-<
>>681993365
So I actually completed the sequence, im ok with this.
>>681993187
>implying I was insulting the quality
>>681993189
Sachiiiiiii~
>tight hugs
How are you?
>>681993365
;w;
Don't give up! You can beat her next time!
>infinite warm hugs
>>681993386
Okay! I hope you enjoy it
>>681993142
It's the leftover syrup from the can I just ate
>>681993343
I don't have trouble dealing with him in general
>zhonya
>lissandra
but I hate his voice and his design so much and his troll pole is so overloaded for how little cooldown it has
I love you guys
>>681993194
>>681993197
>>681993360
>it's not common /waifu/ knowledge that Taihou is top qt
Absolutely hopeless.
>>681992847
Kek
I drank some Harp and Smithwick's, what about you?
>>681991839
Nothing hapenned, just hangover
>>681992901
Once again, agreed~
>>681993187
So is Akiko~
>>681992978
Oh my..
>>681992771
Saint Young Men, if you're looking for something relaxing.
>>681993531
I know right?
That quality is just euphoric
>>681993587
What's up Froggo? Hope you're feeling better today
>>681993687
>
Top tier qt claimed
>>681993217
I hope you'll manage to get some rest then~
>pats your head
>>681993587
I love you too, my froggy~
>hugs
>>681993470
yes, i don't think you were here though....
>>681993576
i always manage to pick kassadin whenever i play against him, he is op'd in urf mode....
>>681993217
Oh that's good. Thought you ment mentally
>>681993386
John wick
>>681993687
Oh yes..
>>681993609
Glad you'd enjoy it!
riven is best girl
>>681993837
Well i woke up
Watched shawshank with the lady and now we are bored
Not much to do around here and we wanna save money
But yes it do good also callie and marie amiibos are cute
>>681993217
>Mountain Dew:Code Red
I've only ever had regular Mountain Dew, and it tasted like simple syrup with a twist. Basically like water and a lot of sugar with a little bit of preservatives. Doubt I'll ever enjoy that soft drink. Dr Pepper is the perfect soda. But beer (read: quality beer) is better.
>>681993269
>Swallows while looking to both sides twice
I'm doing fine. Just fine. Made it through half of the anime that I wanted to finish.
>>681993470
Wish I could get my hands on some decent strains. That way I could choose my moments and experiences, you know? Enhancing music like that is my thing. I love listening to music.
>pomegranate tea
I don't do sweet. The only sweet things I can handle are girls and people. And those two usually go hand in hand.
>>681993576
>Shivers
You're a special one. Now I just want to offer you a sour cocktail.
>>681993687
>Irish Red Ale
I've had a few of those. The style isn't bad, just not something I'd drink on a more daily basis. I'm currently drinking a tripel. Belgium makes the best beer.
>>681993880
>
>>681991888
> <3
>>681993624
Taihou hasn't come here in a long time.
Just sticks to TG now.
>>681993531
>You can beat her next time!
I will
*warm hugs*
>>681993587
We love you too!
What dat tongue do tho?
>jk
How you doing?
>>681992391
hey there little one how are you doing?
>>681994154
Nonetheless!
>>681994113
>Heh~
Nice to know =.0
>>681994128
Tsuyu is such a cute! <3
>>681993687
Ooh okay! I hope you feel better!
>more hugs
>>681993837
God tier quality
>>681993880
Ill goto bed early tonight probably
>>681993587
Hello Froggo!
>I love you too <3
>love hugs
>>681993953
Naah. That games a workout I swear
>>681994113
>simple syrup with sugar
Eh I guess. Idk why I enjoy it so much.
>>681994184
>>681994184
I know you will!
>>681994186
I'm good! Tired, but that's normal. How are you?
>>681994328
>kids these days!
Sooo bored
Shall I tell a story my cadets?
>>681992141
>>681992286
>>681992391
>>681992400
my niggas
>>681994184
Tongue do a lot tbh
> <3
>>681994046
This. Just another Saturday.
QOTT: Netflix and chill?
>>681994433
>kids these days
Oh, christ, you're right.
>>681994438
Go ahead.
I'm ready
>>681994531
Only with DIO
>>681994531
"Netflix and chill" is Cancer
>>681994470
i have a bad feeling he isn't gonna win though, like a bad feeling im gonna move to a remote island in the future....
>>681994531
sure!!! i hope it's not actually netflix and chill though
>>681994470
AYYYY
>my question for everyone: AK or M4?
>>681994359
pretty tired by now and tomorrow I will do the final touch to my documents so probably no time for /waifu/ tomorrow
>>681994694
g36
>m4
>>681994350
That's one weird emoticon you've got there. But then again, I don't really use them.
>Hugs
>>681994359
>simple syrup with sugar
Don't you try and put words into my mouth. Simple syrup _with a twist_. But don't worry. We all enjoy what we enjoy. Nothing wrong with that. I'll treat you to some good drinks if we ever get the pleasure to meet.
C.C. Claim
>>681992086
Make Britannia Great Again
>>681994575
Kids these day don't understand what it was like for us.
>>681994694
AK is better in almost every way.
AR-15 is an American meme.
And the American meme is "made in China"
>>681994523
>Tongue do a lot tbh
I like you
> <3
>>681994531
No.
Shed and anal.
>>681994359
Lovey waifu <3
>hugs
>>681994350
Kissies for you!
> <3
claimed
>>681994802
>g36
Not the G3A3 or the MG42?
>>681994359
Reminds me of xbox fitness. And look! Megumin has a big sister!!
>>681994671
Oh no. It can be something else bb
>>681994883
but m4's aren't made in china kek, unless they're produced by some offbrand, but colt makes m4's in america
>they're actually really good weapons too
>>681994628
I'm interested. What would you two watch?
>>681994883
They have no appreciation.
>>681994892
> <3 v
>>681991888
>>681994523
Please don't make me think about that tongue Heh~
>>681994819
Nothing to worry about~
>hugs back
>>681994912
And for you too!
><3
>>681994531
>>681995078
Dio would watch the movie, and I would watch Dio.
>>681994972
like monopoly and relaxing???
>>681993837
>
>>681994113
Never drank Belgian beer before, I'll one next time I'll drink~
>>681994359
Thanks~
>>681994531
With Kagami?
>>681994694
Is fn scar an option? if not then I'm gonna go wth AK
Also Kagami is a qt
>>681994742
Aww, okay! I'll be on /waifu/ late asf tomorrow. Good luck on your documents!
>>681994819
Sorry I skimmed over that.
>I'll treat you to some good drinks if we ever get the pleasure to meet
Aaah soon, I hope! I'm hoping to go on a trip to Germany or around there after college.
>>681994883
Mah nigga
>>681994912
How are you doing Froggo?
>more hugs
>>681994972
Something like that!
>Megumin's big sister
Im nowhere near as good as her in explosion magic
>>681994577
All right, here we go
>Be me
>Be 12
>In 6th grade
>look a lot like my brother
>bro goes to same school but in 8th grade
>Hey anon!
>ummexcuseme.png
>I'm his Anon's lil bro
>Oh i'm femanon
>Nice to--
>where'd she go?
>>681994694
Ak
>>681994852
Ccv2?
>>681995058
>
Atago~
>>681995214
are we all going to my house for netflix????
>i don't mind. but homu might
>>681995214
You're welcome!
>sorry, scar isn't an option. But good taste!
>>681995245
RIP
>>681995372
>>681994883
>>681995214
Mah niggas
>>681995374
THAT THUMBNAIL
>>681994113
>Wish I could get my hands on some decent strains.
We rarely have good strains here, its much easier to find hash instead which has a different high. I enjoy both but since weed is kinda uncommon I will always prefer it.
>The only sweet things I can handle are girls and people.
Speaking of sweet that pic you just posted is a great example.
>>681995374
You got it the other way around, you should be the one minding it.
>>681995146
>Long, warm, wet froggy tongue
>>681995243
Doing good! How about you?
>>681993932
Oh man I love kass
His cosmic skin is just amazing and he is so powerful
I don't know why he isnt played or banned more
>>681994113
I'm an incorrigible sweet tooth
I woud still accept your cocktail because I like alcohol but I prefer mead over anything sour
>>681995373
m4 isn't made for long range, it's room clearing, we haven't needed a long range rifle since vietnam, since we have aviation for long range engagements
>kagami
>>681995150
Take it all off?
>>681995188
I was thinking more of shower and washi washi
>>681995214
And me
>>681995510
>THAT PIC
>>681995245
My older brother is like giga chad, however, we look nothing alike.
>>681995078
I'll take it as it being too tedious to answer.
>>681995161
Dio. That was simply the greatest answer you could have given. Thank you.
>>681994531
yeah sure, lets marathon firefly
>>681994671
the issue is that hillary is going to win because they are going to cheat the polls.
as far as ted cruz vs trump. who knows man trump is doing way better right now,
if a democrat gets elected tho there is going to be a civil war. and if trump gets elected there are going to be riots. I live in california and people are already seeing Koreans on the roofs.
>>681994694
well i own an AR-15. aks and m4s really aren't comparable besides the fact that variants of them have been facing off for decades.
ak-74s are much more comparable ballisticly.
if i had to pick one i would take the M4 because i live in the united states and i'm much more likely to find ammo and parts for a armalite pattern rifle.
>>681994852
its too late for that. you cucks are going to be drowning in islamic semen any day now.
>>681993531
im feeling pretty good, really sleepy so will probs go to bed soon
>really late reply sleepy hugs
>>681995669
I've been told many times that I had given "the only real answer"
>>681995526
>Being suggestive
You're doing it right <3
>>681995245
>next day
>femanon sees me in the courtyard
>realise she's kinda hot
>So, anon what sign are you
>huh
>oh I'm x
>nice anon im y
>develop nice relationship
>get real close
>i want her bad
>i want her even more when she hugs me and holds hands
>>681995522
triple dubs confirms, there's a party tonight!
>>681995591
sure!!! water makes everything more fun!
>>681995243
>Im nowhere near as good as her in explosion magic
Of course not, I dedicated all my life into explosion magic~
>>681995374
She can join too~
>>681995522
Check'd
>>681995591
Of course~
>>681995553
>m4 isn't made for long range, it's room clearing, we haven't needed a long range rifle since vietnam, since we have aviation for long range engagements
There is so much wrong with this.
>it's room clearing
That's a shotgun, not an AR-15.
>we haven't needed a long range rifle since vietnam
Literally the open desert of Iraq.
>since we have aviation for long range engagements
That is, until you run into an IGLA troop or a SAM site.
Then you'd need Infantry/MBTs.
>>681995526
I'm great! Glad to see you here
>>681995794
Oh okay! Sleep well, okay?
>tight hugs
>>681995888
>holds hands
You have to marry her now man
Good evening facebook
>>681995591
>just the panties
>>681995909
I like bellies.
>>681995901
Did you manage to bake that huge cake or did something go wrong?
>>681996042
HOL UP
>>681995713
Too lewd
>>681996070
Don't do it
>>681995901
>>681995909
>>681995510
In that pic Prinz looks A LOT like Emi. I was confused for a moment. I might need another hug
>>681996070
>a dick
Way to ruin it
>>681996138
I'm so glad you recognized him
>>681995058
actually m4s are produced by a US based plant of FN Herstal
>>681996164
I've seen enough of your gifs to know where this is going.
>>681995214
It's hard to go wrong with a Belgian. Just stay away from Stella Artois. It's like the Budweiser of Belgium. Not even close to the level of quality that most of the breweries in that country are producing.
>>681995243
>Germany
I don't live in Germany... And organising a meeting would be tedious. Tedious but feasible, I guess.
>>681995522
>Try to purchase
>"We have good shit"
>Roll eyes and leave
I hate having to deal with dealers.
>Speaking of sweet that pic you just posted
Not even close to some that I have saved.
>Pic related
>>681995531
Mead doesn't always have to be sweet. I still want to treat you to a sour cocktail. Then I guess I'll make you a sweet one afterwards...
>Never actually had mead
>Can get mead very easily
>I should order some
>>681995832
I'll be doing you right. <3
>>681996019
Same to you, you guys are always so welcoming!
>>681995909
sounds like fun~ the more the merrier.....
>>681996094
w-well i kinda burned it....just a little bit!!! i think we can still eat it!
>>681996070
>filename
Not bunny anon
dk64 in black and white
fucking nice
/s
>>681995373
>implying that 200 meters extra of actual ballistics plus the easy mounting of optics doesn't make an AR destroy an ak.
>>681996232
it's under license there, COLT the company that produces it for the u.s army, is based out of harford connecticut
>>681992827
>That's all that matters, honestly.
>Do you think she enjoys it?
Indeed. It's all I care about when we go into it. I don't want to bother if she isn't enjoying it. Believe me, I've made sure to get all worried and panicked and asked several times. Light really enjoys it.
>That's really cute. From what I can tell, you both are normally busy, yet still find the time to practice
Heh. Yeah, we find the time. Honestly, you have no idea how cute it gets. Maybe I'll tell you later.
>>681995664
I'm really sorry. I missed you.
>>681996324
My My...
That's not what i expected~
<3
Still here. Just watching SCG open.
>Magic rattles
>>681996451
>the vietnam war
Go home
>>681996007
>room clearing with a shotgun
nice videogame meme. what are you a fucking cop from the 80s?
>Literally the open desert of Iraq.
nearly everyone killed in iraq were killed by machine guns, artillery, and aircraft.
>That is, until you run into an IGLA troop or a SAM site.
or you blow it up with artillery or ground to ground missiles. we fucking steamrolled over sadams army in desert storm and they had AA and sams and scuds and shit
>>681995373
>yards
>inches
>lbs
>feet
I cringe every time, I see these subhuman measurements...
>>681995113
where is she from?
the drawing style of her eyes in the second panel look familiar