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>>681973167
bet u i take it in the pooper
literally me
>>681974024
please fucking remove this hair
>>681974120
I am changing my sex..
>>681974120
haha jealous eh
no one wants to see you ugly faggots and your selfies
got to /soc/
>>681974348
mad cuz ugly xDDD
>>681974348
Nuggets
>>681974498
spic/10
>>681974498
>>681974024
>>681973029
saving for cringe folder, keep posting
>>681974691
Great
>>681973029
micheal
>>681974691
Nigger
bump need for masturbation
>>681974024
>>681974696
say no more
this is me
>>681975140
Lel
>>681975155
88 bro.
>>681975358
This is considered beautiful in Europe
>>681973029
literally no one ITT is actually the poster in the pictures, retards just post people that bullied him and newfags from /b/ get baited as always
>>681975358
I hope this is a piss take of someone pretending to be this attention seeking 'pansexual' waste of oxygen
>>681975478
thancs Sherlock
>>681975477
no it isn't, that's a freak
- European person
>>681975728
then, you have no right to call yourself european
>>681975813
Uhh I live in Europe
- European person because live in europe, thanks
>>681975894
∞/∞
>>681975879
fuk off
>>681975958
What does it mean?
>>681975894
feel/10
>>681976219
underage b&
>>681976314
Nah.
me
>>681976286
I don't look so ugly. Do I?
>>681976704
nah you have nice lips for sucking cock, much better than feel guy
>>681976452
faggot
Me IRL
>>681976219
Still pretty as a picture
>>681976920
:3 *waiting for cock*
>>681976219
She's a slav, but I'd fuck it. I'd like to see her milky cow-like slav tits bounce up and down.
Fly you fffhools!
>>681978285
ayyy
>>681973029
In my car.
>>681977331
U jelly m8?
>>681976286
Im being honest, you'll look better with some hair upto the eyebrows
Let's go faggots
>>681978494
You look like something between a robot and a monkey. But I'd love to look like you.
>>681976286
Argonian/10
>>681977630
Thank you!
>>681977841
I'm Swedish..
>>681976286
Damnnn....you one ugly mofo
Sorry about the hair, but I'm not getting all dolled up for a faces thread.
>>681979024
DOLLED UP? YOU ARE FAT AND UGLY BRO......U NEED SURGERY TO DOLL THAT MUG UP
>>681978843
I'm the guy who said that thing..., to which you replied you're Swedish.
I see now why Muslims come to your country. You, like probably most women there, are beautiful.
The brown men are coming because they want to screw beautiful women like you.
And then, they probably want to milk you. Because you have cow-like jugs.
I'm not lying. I'd milk them too if I had the opportunity.
>>681973029
Hey Andrew!
Let's party
>>681979154
You trying for edgelord of the year or some shit?
>>681979671
back to redit kiddo
>>681980368
Lift more.
>>681979410
I like you.
>>681974498
this is what i assume you all look like
>>681980368
Your life has been one poor decision after another.
>>681980435
After you.
>>681980976
id beat my life that thats your parents house
>>681979632
*nods respectfully towards you*
>>681980368
loving your belly piece
>>681980687
I like you too. But I am far away and if I ever go to Europe, there's already a pretty German slut awaiting me in Munich. So, can I invite you for some cake and a quick fuck in the next life?
>>681981147
You'd lose your life, I'm 31 and married, my house, live with my wife and 4 year old daughter...and dog
>>681978494
kek.
>>681981256
then grow up and dress your age
>>681981395
I'll dress how the fuck I want, what are you the fashion police
>>681981395
You're a bit of a cunt aren't you.
>>681981471
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>pic related
Me
>>681975358
>>681975477
>>681975728
>>681975813
>>681975879
>>681976000
I'm eavesdropping on this conversation and I am laughing so hard, I am gasping for air.
>>681981720
2012 called, they want their copypasta back
>>681981168
Rate me you cunts!
>>681981903
I'm another guy, and I want to ask you sincerely.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>681981168
cache terrorist/10
>>681981168
nice dolls on your self,, which one is your fav?
>>681981720
every douche in the world called. they want there generic overly used tattoos back
>>681981232
I'd love that!
>>681973836
>literallya faggot
>>681982233
Linked wrong person
>>681983165
I'm on the left
>>681983334
how do i look?
hi.
>>681973029
You definitely Vape don't you.
y hello thar my /b/rothers
>>681983333
>>681984098
m/f?
>>681984221
If you have to ask, you're either a faggot, or want dick.
>>681984290
this
>>681983870
Harry Potter is gay
>>681984098
ur cute AF but probably 1000% gay amirite
>>681984514
would it make you feel better knowing he plays for your team?
>>681984601
show your penis
subscribe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEfhUJvn5rM
>>681984601
Believe it or not, I'm actually pansexual, so I'm into everybody as long as you're human <3
>>681984828
damn boi.
i'd tap dat
>>681983482
sup kripp.
>>681984601
Show us the cock
>>681984989
Ahh ty! I'd be willing to show a bit more of myself, I guess..?? <3
>>681985017
it's the magical game of 'is there a dick or nah, and if yes, does it make me gay for being turned on anyways?'
>>681983482
glavata?
>>681982211
post tits if legit
This faggot
>>681980368
lol
>>681981147
Learn English you fucking spic
>>681985284
naaaaaah :D
>>681981107
ur hair, yaaaas gurl
>>681985559
Jesus, what a tease. cx
>>681985559
get the fuck out of here, either post your face or leave
it's a face thread
not an attention whore thread
you are the -entire reason- tits or gtfo exists- to get rid of attention whores
Quack.
>>681983870
Why the fuck is your room so clean? Is it because you're rich?
Will you let me stay with you? I don't want to fuck you, because you're ugly, I just want to live in your house. Is that okay?
rate my cat
>>681976286
shoop the shirt to "Let It Feel"
>>681985662
:o omg yes
>>681985831
Fluf/10
Would cuddle af
>>681985904
Maybe we both are??
>>681985718
>>681985718
hmm...I get the vibe you could potentially be mad?
>>681985823
that isn't my fucking room, it's my goddamn house & I bet you're a neckbearded fggt anyways so no thx
>>681985956
thx
>>681986078
I'm not a neckbeard. I look pretty nice. And I promise that if you let me live in your home (like a normal person), then whenever I fuck women, I will do it at their place, not at our place.
>>681986078
Not mad, just making you extremely aware of how transparent your attempts are'
>>681985559
>>681985662
>>681985904
>>681986067
>>681986286
also this has preplanned vibes / is disgusting
>>681985831
10/9
flawless
>>681986286
I'm running out of pictures of my body >o>
>>681986016
Tits or gtf
>>681986378
Not planned at all, Hun! <3
>>681986378
I wish this was preplanned cuz it is going pretty damn well, hey?
>>681986552
Picture of face, go!
>>681983870
that monkey is tryna hit it from the back
>>681986484
Or course anon
>>681986078
>>681983870
So, can I please stay in your home? I promise I won't break anything. I will only make some changes. I will sell the useless things and buy computers instead.
And I will throw away (or sell) your flowers because I hate flowers.
And if you ask me nicely, I will cum inside your mouth if you give me money to buy even more computers.
>>681986388
ok well here have a pic of me and Mittens
>>681986812
MOAR!!!!
>>681986934
Appreciated, Hun, it's been fun swapping pictures <3
>>681986078
>>681983870
Come on! Let me live with you! I can improve your home with tech! I don't do drugs. And if I see you doing drugs, I will beat the crap out of you, and report you to the police. Please, please, let me stay with you.
>>681986812
Very nice now show me ass in doggy style
>>681986719
THIS IS ME
HELLO THAR
>>681987184
thanks boo you too <3
>>681987275
but drugs are fun?!
jk jk no drugs anymore, cept for my finest bc bud
>>681987660
hey titties, nice face
>>681987660
dear lawd show us the money.
>>681987565
>>681986078
>>681983870
Come on! Just let me live with you! I promise not to even look at you. I will treat you with indifference, just give me a chance.
>>681987868
OK COME ON OVER TO VANCOUVER ISLAND, BC, CANADA, STAY A WHILE
>>681987565
? Hello thar!
>>681988022
(i had replied super late to your request for face)
HEY THERE BUDDY. do you play league? ANYONE PLAY LEAGUE? COME PLAY LEAGUE WITH ME PPL.
Hallo b
>>681988093
nice bum where u from
>>681987982
AND LISTEN?!
>>681988172
I actually do!
>>681988191
omg hello there /b/rony
>>681987982
Can I also stay at your place
>>681988267
OMG YES. ADD ME UP.
roflbotlol
>>681988093
I wanna see butt hole
>>681988303
yup. everyone is welcome. come one, come all. I have a monkey you can sleep upon
>>681987982
>VANCOUVER ISLAND, BC, CANADA
That's great! I'm from fucking Seattle, He-he! I will come, I can come somewhere between now and the 16th of May.
How can I contact you? Through a pigeon? Do pigeons live there?
>>681988400
oh u /b/
>>681988370
Incoming friend request!
Kalminious
>>681988453
WELL MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 17TH AND IM TURNING 21 SO BRING ME BACK WITH YOU
>>681988472
OBEY THE /B/ SHOW US THE BUTT
>>681988441
OK I'll bring the beer
>Inb4 beta fag
>>681988479
Okay, I'm headed to work in a bit here but I'll be on tonight!!!!
>>681988617
Your pupils are so small, I'm genuinely scared.
>>681988617
saved for cringe folder, thanks
>>681988617
what kinda drugs you on homie
>>681974498
You look like a chubby version of that guy
from wavves.
>>681988553
OK, my dear ugly friend. We shall make the exchange. I will remain in BC, after I bring you back to Trumpland.
He-he! I will have a home, finally, little Billy will have a home!
By the way, I'm older than you. You say you're 21?! You look like you're between 40 and 60. You look just 10 years younger than Carly Fiorina.
Hello /b/ sorry for end turning
>>681988847
Thanks! I hate getting ID'd, so hopefully everyone else will see me as a forty year old too! Maybe I'll even be able to pass off as a cougar? One can dream!
>>681975155
MöchtegernArier/10
>>681989017
>Black people
>>681989135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2s56IQzsBE
>>681988982
And don't let other people stay in our home. That guy who also said he wants your home is a tool. He will crap all over the bathroom, and he will puke on the dinner table. Don't let them in. No alcohol is allowed, except outside.
>>681989112
omg you're my fav officially
>>681989230
ok daddy whatever you say <3
>>681975477
>Said the fat neckbearded trailerpark trash who's
never been outside of alabama.
>>681989112
look, another half a fag blonde emasculated little fucboi
no one will sit with you on the school bus so you have to take selfies to pass the time?
not a good pic but fuck it
>>681989250
Awh, thanks! c:
>>681989017
Niggers
>>681989373
u sound jelly brah
sad not even the fuckbois will touch ya?
>>681989373
LOL That was pretty good, i have to admit. I'm more of the type to sit in the back of the classroom and listen to music, that's why I'm alone. c:
>>681989536
>Japanese on his shirt
>W33b c0nfirm3d
>>681986812
Now show pussy!
>>681989536
FUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKME
>>681989317
>all the bitches I know call me "daddy", including bitches from the internet
Do I have father figure features?
Let's make a test!
HEY Y'ALL BASTARDS! HOW MANY OF YOU WISH I WAS YOUR DAD? BY THE WAY, YOU SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL, AND I CAN LEND YOU MONEY IF YOU WANT TO BUY BOOKS AND COMPUTERS! AND IF YOU BUY DRUGS, I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
>>681989536
i am so into you, like why are you so handsome?
dat face doe
>>681989721
Tits or gtfo
>>681989721
pretty eyes <3
>>681989536
plz tell me you play league and also live in canada and also want to bang cuz i'm down 10000%
>>681989709
you are kind of fatherly. what if I told you I did drugs today? Would you spank me? :ooooo
Rate?
>>681989988
howabout let's rate the D instead of the face
>>681989988
like .gif related but more emo
>>681990165
10/10 would rek
>>681989831
thank you
>>681989988
I bet you could sport a mustache
>>681989953
I would. And I would lie to myself saying you needed it, when in fact, I am sadistic and like spanking random people for random deeds.
I would make sure you only wear a bra and panties. We have to do it by the book. And I would stay behind you or to the side. And I would spank that booty on both sides. And I would make sure you felt it. I would do it for 10 minutes. I like inflicting pain.
>>681973029
1/110
>>681989831
Ye, Bravenraven, add me
>>681989642
>doesn't know who nujabes is
First to combine jazz and hip hop you fucking pleb
>>681989661
Aight
>>681990366
I could see a goatee
>>681973029
Just got done with an Exam. Need sleep. Go Hawks.
Rate me. I feel ugly
>>681988093
Could we get a full body with pussy?
>>681990735
You are. You look like a wax mannequin. 2/10
/rate
>>681973029
>>681990622
Maybe this one won't be sideways
>>681990735
didnt i see you in a rekt thread? you look like that sid guy who blew his brains out
>>681990904
I give up
>>681990496
more like this
What's up johnny
>>681973029
thats familiar. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>681990735
Kill your self anon don't be a fag
>>681991259
thats literally the gayest drink i can think of
>>681991152
Stab her in the neck that always wakes people up
>>681990386
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>>681989377
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>>681988617
lots of material for my cringe folder, thanks guys
>>681991451
I'll make sure to do that next time
What age do i look?
>>681991894
sorry for sideways
>>681991894
Around 15 or 16 but guessing you're actually older
>>681986934
high elf/10
>>681991664
How does the third one look cringy? The other ones, holy fuck, but the third one barely looks scared and stupid. He doesn't look cringy.
inb4, I'm not him, and I could care less about his stupid life
>>681991327
Actually you're the gay one. You can buy 3 of these niggers for under 3 bucks, or you can buy a bottle of whatever the fuck for a shit ton. Kys, newfag. Seriously. You probably couldn't smash one Mad dog train.
>>681991894
Let's find out! I will hit the report button and we can find out.
>>681992031
21 now, gonna look like a child forever
>>681992131
I said sorry
