Dewie the Oracle
Toppest of keks
wtf?
Will she ever love me?
Tell me get i girl tonight?
>>68194900
suck my dick
>>681949005
Should I go in and violently shake my daughters bed to wake her up to go to the appointment she asked me to go to?
I'm ready.
do i lose my virginty ever
Should I text that girl?
Dewey was always the best character on Malcolm in the Middle
>>681949005
why did macaulay culkin turn out so ugly?
>>681949662
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>681949644
Well fuck. That doesn't answer my question.
Dewey Dewey Dewey...
>>681949662
>2
>no
>TOPKEK HAHA
>>681949644
Haha you didn't even get a helpful answer. damn...
Is op a fag?
>>681949005
Will you suck my penis
>>681949005
Am I the boss of you?
Is op a fag pt 2
Is my girl texting other guys? Help me Dewey...
Will I ever get this thing out of my ass?
>>681949901
Fucking knew it...
>>681949005
Will my reign of terror flow through the helpless victims of this wretched planet?
Can I get the puss puss?
>>681949895
>Is op a fag pt 2
>5
>Can you repeat the question?
I SAID IS OP A FAGGOT
>>681949817
get he rekt tonight ?
>>681949940
Damn man. Sorry about that.
Dewey doesn't lie.
Dewey, Dewey, WHY Is Life So Screwy?
>>681949955
Will I get the puss puss?
will i roll trips
>>681949974
cringed
Dewie is this anon a faggot?
Does damaris like me
>>681950105
roll
>>681950032
Heck
will i ever know the true feeling of friendship
>>681949974
Faggot confirmed by Dewie
>>681949005
Are they still alive down there?
Dr Thunder or Mountain Lightning
roll dups
>>681949005
Will I ever lose my virginity
>>681950250
KEK
That's what you get for not asking a yes or no question
will my life get better?
>>681950337
must repeat
Will she come back?
is it worth it?
>>681950414
ur not the boss of me
Should I go out today?
>>681950469
That's why she left you. Deal with it.
>>681950418
well fuck you buddy!
>>681950493
pfft...
You're not so big.
ITS NOT FAIR
can i be diamond in lol?
>>681949005
will your name ever stop making me laugh, Dewie?
will laser disk rise again?
>>681950771
i don't believe you
>>681949005
will she forgive me?
>>681949005
Roll for a faproulette? dubs=sissy edition
>>681949005
>>681950845
>will she forgive me?
will she forgive me?
Is OP a fag?
>>681950849
is 681950849 a fag
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>681950975
Is OP a fag?
>>681951015
Is OP a fag?
>>681950010
this really did kinda bum me out. I figured she was anyway though.
>trying to maintain composure/self-worth
>>681949005
Does she like me like I like her?
>>681949005
me-e-e-e-e-eee-lanie
should I be studying now?
me-e-e-e-e-eee-lanie
P or K
Can i do it?
Will I get laid this year?
>>681949005
Am i gonna be rich?
>>681951385
Will I get laid this year???
Will she and I ever be normal again?
does he want to fuck
am i the boss
>>681950849
Reroll
>>681951562
fukin rekt
>>681949005
should i take that job?
I am planning an assasination on dewey. I will rape him then rip his intestence out of him and feed them to /b/
>>681951680
>life's unfair
sry mate
>>681949005
i will get her?
>>681951806
ffs
Am I your boss now?
>>681951806
singles loser kek
Will i ever get trips?
>>681951932
no nikka
Will I be able to remove the wine from my roommate's wall without having to repaint it?
>>681949005
cute girl coming over tomorrow night, will I get laid?
>>681949005
Am I dying?
>>681952232
bollocks :(
>>681949738
I agere
>>681949005
stay?
>>681952426
reroll
>>681949005
gonna get laid tonight?
Am I a faggot?
>>681952543
I need a definite answer please
How many genders are out there
rol
>>681952593
fuck this shit
Again, are there more than two genders?
>>681951564
answer deww
I wanna keep on gayming but i'm hungry. Should i continue on gaymen?
Once again for fuck sake are there more than two genders?
>>681952665
keep trying
did I get cucked tonight?
>>681952703
Thanks for nothing niggerjew
Will my cock grow 9 inches longer this night?
Will i be able to draw very well in the future?
>>681949005
am i a big guy?
>>681949005
Will she say yes and go out with me on Monday?
is she the one?
Should I try talking to her again?
>>681949005
>>681952824
I'll ask again. Am I a big guy?
>>681952907
Ok. One more time, Dewie, will she go out with me on Monday?
>>681952799
Kek!
>>681952959
I weight 70kg and I'm 6'5". I'm a pretty big guy. Will she go out with me on Monday?
The girl i like, likes me back?
my dick is big enough?
will funny bananor die soon
Have I fapped today
>>681953228
reroll
Will my boyfriend fuck me in the ass If i ask him to?
Am I the boss of you now?
>>681949005
Will I pass my college exams.
Do i take the pill?
>>681953558
Reroll
Is Hitler still alife?
>>681949005
Will I pass computers lab test? Because it is a pain in the ass tbh
Will 4Chan explode?
>>681949005
Will I ever lose my virginity?
>>681953653
he meant to say yes
>>681949005
Is Trump going to make america great again?
will i ever have the confidence to kill myself for real?
Will we stay together?
Is trump a god?
>>681949005
Are you a lair?
Are we gonna be together forever?
>>681949005
Am I going to greeley
>>681954134
Tell me the truth, you lil shit.
Are you a liar?
>>681954194
Please
will i get laid before this year ends
>>681953981
go ahead
la voy a poner?
>life is unfair
>>681954261
he has spoken
>>681954255
Am I going to greeley
>>681954237
I am the fucking boss.
Last time I'm goong to ask you.
ARE YOU A LIAR?
>>681949005
Does she feel the same about me?
>>681954310
So yea?
>>681949005
will she love me
is there a god ?
santi se la pone a calabrasa?
>>681949005
Will I ever get to experience fucking a cute jailbait?
>>681954398
Got damn
>>681949005
Will WW2 style nazi Germany come back but this time win?
Do I really have a big dick?
>>681954446
>>681949005
A yes or no should suffice. Please answer.
Are all niggers criminals?
Will Sofi Staph some day?
>>681954467
Cmonnn I need this trip
>>681949005
will i ever fuck a bitch?
>>681954520
Well are they dewey?
Why don't gingers have souls?
>>681954495
im asking again same question
>>681954545
Am I going to Greeley co
>>681949005
is amanda a dumbn bitshc
Will she ever be mine again?
>>681949005
will i ever fuck a girl
Will i ever fuck N
>>681954639
Life truly is unfair
>>681954678
roll
>>681954680
Reroll
>>681954737
roll
should i kill myself
>>681954577
for real tho tell me
>>681949005
Will I ever get out of this NEET way of living?
Am i big?
dewie must be a 50 year old sex offender by now...
...shit son
>>681954811
Well alright then.
>>681954777
With trips like that you should by a lottery ticket.
>>681949005
should i cheat?
>>681954903
that's a worthless answer
Your not the boss of me now
Will I ever get her?
Should I spend that money and visit that person and try to smash?
is my dad ever going to leave
>>681949005
should i get fuckng baked this weekend with my annoying friend
>>681949005
Will I get a loli as my own personal slave?
How big is my cock?
>>681955589
LOL
>>681955568
Reroll
>>681949005
should i message her?
>>681955774
>I don't know
what the fuck man, help me pls
>>681949005
should i clean my apartment today?
>>681951447
What are you saying, boi?
>>681955875
should i message her??
>>681955924
ill take that as no
will i ever be with the love of my life again?
Will i find someone?
should i make the change
>>681949005
Ami I still the boss of you?
>Dewey
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/4e8ogv/remorse_i_am_a_former_child_actor_coping_with_a/
>>681949005
should i put on some clothes
does girl like me
>>681949005
Will I get laid a lot this year?
Is this thread shit?
Do I have a chance with her?
should I get dark souls 3
>>681949005
Will I get laid in the near future?
will i ever fuck her?
>>681949005
Will I"ll fuck her some day?
>>681949005
i am your boss
lulu?
>>681949005
Am I going to get pussy tonight?
>>681949005
Will I get a job soon?
>>681949005
Is life fair?
>>681959031
You contradictarian piece of shit you
Should I leave my gf?
>>681949005
should i post tits?
Will i be caught for the murders
If she really dumb?
am i worthless piece of shit that should kill himself?
>>681949005
Am I gay?
>>681949005
taco taco, romulapancakes? if so, acig vein?
Should I travel to the south to fuck this bitch?
How long is your mom's dick?
should I extract my tooth?
>>681959598
Your not the boss of me now
Will I ever get a gf?
>>681949005
will I be able to crush her life?
Will she and I ever be together?
>>681949005
we goin out tonight?
>>681949005
Will i ever win the jackpot?
If I ask her to smoke will she and will she fuck>?
Should I be social and go out tonight?
I am a faggot?
>>681949662
TOP KEK
will she say yes?
>>681949005
do i fill out that application today?
>>681949005
Will I get the s u c c today?
Can I eat the burger?
Should i go for it?
will Trump win?
Dewie, do I have depression?
Do I ask her out?
Will I start talking to/meeting women?
>>681949005
did you really get raped on the set of MITM?
is life unfair?
>>681961623
Will I ever get to shit in my sister's mouth while masturbating to Love and Marriage?
will i get all the bitches?
asldnaskldasdknaksd
asdasdasdasd
Is Overwatch a scam?
Are ayy lmaos real?
Am i gay
will tempostorm win against vp ?