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Dewie the Oracle
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Dewie the Oracle
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Toppest of keks
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wtf?
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Will she ever love me?
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Tell me get i girl tonight?
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>>68194900
suck my dick
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>>681949005
Should I go in and violently shake my daughters bed to wake her up to go to the appointment she asked me to go to?

I'm ready.
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do i lose my virginty ever
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Should I text that girl?
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Dewey was always the best character on Malcolm in the Middle
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>>681949005
why did macaulay culkin turn out so ugly?
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>>681949662
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>681949644
Well fuck. That doesn't answer my question.

Dewey Dewey Dewey...
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>>681949662
>2
>no

>TOPKEK HAHA
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>>681949644
Haha you didn't even get a helpful answer. damn...
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Is op a fag?
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>>681949005
Will you suck my penis
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>>681949005
Am I the boss of you?
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Is op a fag pt 2
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Is my girl texting other guys? Help me Dewey...
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Will I ever get this thing out of my ass?
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>>681949901
Fucking knew it...
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>>681949005
Will my reign of terror flow through the helpless victims of this wretched planet?
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Can I get the puss puss?
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>>681949895
>Is op a fag pt 2
>5
>Can you repeat the question?
I SAID IS OP A FAGGOT
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>>681949817
get he rekt tonight ?
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>>681949940
Damn man. Sorry about that.

Dewey doesn't lie.
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Dewey, Dewey, WHY Is Life So Screwy?
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>>681949955
Will I get the puss puss?
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will i roll trips
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>>681949974
cringed
Dewie is this anon a faggot?
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Does damaris like me
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>>681950105
roll
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>>681950032
Heck
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will i ever know the true feeling of friendship
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>>681949974
Faggot confirmed by Dewie
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>>681949005
Are they still alive down there?
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Dr Thunder or Mountain Lightning
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roll dups
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>>681949005
Will I ever lose my virginity
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>>681950250
KEK
That's what you get for not asking a yes or no question
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will my life get better?
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>>681950337
must repeat
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Will she come back?
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is it worth it?
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>>681950414
ur not the boss of me
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Should I go out today?
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>>681950469
That's why she left you. Deal with it.
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>>681950418
well fuck you buddy!
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>>681950493
pfft...

You're not so big.
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ITS NOT FAIR
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can i be diamond in lol?
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>>681949005
will your name ever stop making me laugh, Dewie?
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will laser disk rise again?
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>>681950771
i don't believe you
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>>681949005
will she forgive me?
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>>681949005
Roll for a faproulette? dubs=sissy edition
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>>681949005
>>681950845
>will she forgive me?
will she forgive me?
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Is OP a fag?
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>>681950849
is 681950849 a fag
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>>681950975
Is OP a fag?
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>>681951015
Is OP a fag?
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>>681950010
this really did kinda bum me out. I figured she was anyway though.

>trying to maintain composure/self-worth
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>>681949005
Does she like me like I like her?
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>>681949005
me-e-e-e-e-eee-lanie
should I be studying now?
me-e-e-e-e-eee-lanie
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P or K
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Can i do it?
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Will I get laid this year?
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>>681949005
Am i gonna be rich?
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>>681951385
Will I get laid this year???
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Will she and I ever be normal again?
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does he want to fuck
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am i the boss
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>>681950849
Reroll
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>>681949005
no
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>>681951562
fukin rekt
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>>681949005
should i take that job?
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I am planning an assasination on dewey. I will rape him then rip his intestence out of him and feed them to /b/
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>>681951680
>life's unfair

sry mate
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>>681949005
i will get her?
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>>681951806
ffs
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Am I your boss now?
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>>681951806
singles loser kek
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Will i ever get trips?
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>>681951932
no nikka
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Will I be able to remove the wine from my roommate's wall without having to repaint it?
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>>681949005
cute girl coming over tomorrow night, will I get laid?
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>>681949005
Am I dying?
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>>681952232
bollocks :(
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>>681949738
I agere
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>>681949005
stay?
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>>681952426
reroll
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>>681949005
gonna get laid tonight?
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Am I a faggot?
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>>681952543
I need a definite answer please
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How many genders are out there
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rol
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>>681952593
fuck this shit
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Again, are there more than two genders?
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>>681951564
answer deww
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I wanna keep on gayming but i'm hungry. Should i continue on gaymen?
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Once again for fuck sake are there more than two genders?
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>>681952665
keep trying
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did I get cucked tonight?
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>>681952703
Thanks for nothing niggerjew
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Will my cock grow 9 inches longer this night?
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Will i be able to draw very well in the future?
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>>681949005
am i a big guy?
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>>681949005
Will she say yes and go out with me on Monday?
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is she the one?
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Should I try talking to her again?
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>>681949005
>>681952824
I'll ask again. Am I a big guy?
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>>681952907
Ok. One more time, Dewie, will she go out with me on Monday?
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>>681952799
Kek!
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>>681952959
I weight 70kg and I'm 6'5". I'm a pretty big guy. Will she go out with me on Monday?
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The girl i like, likes me back?
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my dick is big enough?
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will funny bananor die soon
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Have I fapped today
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>>681953228
reroll
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Will my boyfriend fuck me in the ass If i ask him to?
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Am I the boss of you now?
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>>681949005
Will I pass my college exams.
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Do i take the pill?
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>>681953558
Reroll
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Is Hitler still alife?
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>>681949005
Will I pass computers lab test? Because it is a pain in the ass tbh
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Will 4Chan explode?
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>>681949005
Will I ever lose my virginity?
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>>681953653
he meant to say yes
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>>681949005
Is Trump going to make america great again?
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will i ever have the confidence to kill myself for real?
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Will we stay together?
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Is trump a god?
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>>681949005
Are you a lair?
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Are we gonna be together forever?
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>>681949005
Am I going to greeley
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>>681954134
Tell me the truth, you lil shit.
Are you a liar?
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>>681954194
Please
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will i get laid before this year ends
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>>681953981
go ahead
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la voy a poner?
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>life is unfair
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>>681954261
he has spoken
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>>681954255
Am I going to greeley
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>>681954237
I am the fucking boss.
Last time I'm goong to ask you.
ARE YOU A LIAR?
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>>681949005
Does she feel the same about me?
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>>681954310
So yea?
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>>681949005
will she love me
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is there a god ?
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santi se la pone a calabrasa?
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>>681949005
Will I ever get to experience fucking a cute jailbait?
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>>681954398
Got damn
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>>681949005
Will WW2 style nazi Germany come back but this time win?
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Do I really have a big dick?
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>>681954446
>>681949005
A yes or no should suffice. Please answer.
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Are all niggers criminals?
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Will Sofi Staph some day?
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>>681954467
Cmonnn I need this trip
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>>681949005

will i ever fuck a bitch?
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>>681954520
Well are they dewey?
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Why don't gingers have souls?
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>>681954495
im asking again same question
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>>681954545
Am I going to Greeley co
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>>681949005
is amanda a dumbn bitshc
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Will she ever be mine again?
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>>681949005
will i ever fuck a girl
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Will i ever fuck N
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>>681954639
Life truly is unfair
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>>681954678
roll
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>>681954680
Reroll
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>>681954737
roll
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should i kill myself
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>>681954577

for real tho tell me
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>>681949005
Will I ever get out of this NEET way of living?
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Am i big?
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dewie must be a 50 year old sex offender by now...

...shit son
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>>681954811
Well alright then.
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>>681954777
With trips like that you should by a lottery ticket.
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>>681949005
should i cheat?
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>>681954903
that's a worthless answer
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Your not the boss of me now
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Will I ever get her?
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Should I spend that money and visit that person and try to smash?
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is my dad ever going to leave
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>>681949005
should i get fuckng baked this weekend with my annoying friend
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>>681949005
Will I get a loli as my own personal slave?
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How big is my cock?
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>>681955589
LOL
>>681955568
Reroll
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>>681949005
should i message her?
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>>681955774
>I don't know
what the fuck man, help me pls
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>>681949005
should i clean my apartment today?
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>>681951447
What are you saying, boi?
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>>681955875
should i message her??
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>>681955924
ill take that as no
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will i ever be with the love of my life again?
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Will i find someone?
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should i make the change
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>>681949005
Ami I still the boss of you?
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>Dewey

https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/4e8ogv/remorse_i_am_a_former_child_actor_coping_with_a/
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>>681949005
should i put on some clothes
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does girl like me
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>>681949005
Will I get laid a lot this year?
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Is this thread shit?
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Do I have a chance with her?
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should I get dark souls 3
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>>681949005
Will I get laid in the near future?
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will i ever fuck her?
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>>681949005
Will I"ll fuck her some day?
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>>681949005
i am your boss
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lulu?
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>>681949005
Am I going to get pussy tonight?
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>>681949005
Will I get a job soon?
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>>681949005
Is life fair?
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>>681959031
You contradictarian piece of shit you
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Should I leave my gf?
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>>681949005
should i post tits?
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Will i be caught for the murders
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If she really dumb?
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am i worthless piece of shit that should kill himself?
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>>681949005
Am I gay?
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>>681949005
taco taco, romulapancakes? if so, acig vein?
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Should I travel to the south to fuck this bitch?
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How long is your mom's dick?
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should I extract my tooth?
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>>681959598
Your not the boss of me now
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Will I ever get a gf?
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>>681949005
will I be able to crush her life?
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Will she and I ever be together?
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>>681949005
we goin out tonight?
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>>681949005
Will i ever win the jackpot?
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If I ask her to smoke will she and will she fuck>?
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Should I be social and go out tonight?
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I am a faggot?
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>>681949662
TOP KEK
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will she say yes?
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>>681949005
do i fill out that application today?
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>>681949005
Will I get the s u c c today?
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Can I eat the burger?
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Should i go for it?
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will Trump win?
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Dewie, do I have depression?
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Do I ask her out?
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Will I start talking to/meeting women?
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>>681949005
did you really get raped on the set of MITM?
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is life unfair?
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>>681961623
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Will I ever get to shit in my sister's mouth while masturbating to Love and Marriage?
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will i get all the bitches?
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asldnaskldasdknaksd
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asdasdasdasd
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Is Overwatch a scam?
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Are ayy lmaos real?
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Am i gay
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will tempostorm win against vp ?
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