Its /b/ what do you expect?

Yeah

bella thorne is wild in bed

yep

>>681947424
I once fucked a doll of Miss Piggy

>>681948024

top kek

I have fucked a woman who was in at least a dozen Broadway shows.

I mutually master aged with a ESA astronaut. He sucked me just as I finished.

Not famous really, but fucked a beautiful porn actress in Toronto.

>>681948211
Mutually masturbated

I almost fucked lorde before she was famous but my mate cock blocked me, does that count?

>>681947602
Everyone on /b/ is a virgin lmao

yes several

>>681947424
Taylor swift, about a year ago. It was pretty terrible. She has NO ASS...

>>681948024
Ultra morning super kek

>>681950197
That is such a lie its almost upsetting

>>681947424
I've fucked someone famous but not an actress...

>>681947424
I fucked oprah yesterday....it was awful cause shes old and smells like moth balls and maxi pads...

bumping for interest

>>681950197
Go back to instagram for girls with nigger asses

>>681947424
Just a semi-famous news anchor if that counts.

>>681950599
go on

A friend of mine claims his brother fucked Grimes several years ago at some party, says she was all right, came all over her stomach. I don't know, but I believe it.

>>681950244
Who?

>>681950647
What zoo did you sneak into?

>>681947424
Hi, Dan!!

>>681947638
A bunch of lies and made up stories as we'll see...

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>the ghost

>>681950197
Hes right she has no ass. Hes not lying

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Dubs gets details

>>681954782
dubs says you're lying

>>681954782
>top kek u 2? my niggah....Sorry about the herpes /b/ro

Most of /b has never fucked...

>>681954782
dubs and you dont post it at all

I dated one of the elephabas from wicked Broadway in high school. Before she was famous obviously. She didn't want to have sex at first but she blew me like every night for a year before we started fucking.

>>681955603
*elphabas

Which elphaba?

>>681954881
>>681954931
>>681955408
You hate me cuz you aint me

>>681955891
Dont hate u but srsly im sorry 4 the Herpes, get yourself checked

>>681955697
Not saying

>>681954782
underrated post

>>681956024
faggot.

Pics or it didn't happen

>>681954782
why not.. rollin'

>>681954782
>Autism roll

>>681953705
Accurate nickname. She is so pale.
Story?

>>681947424
Yes. Dated an actress as she was first breaking into the business. Met other actors through her. They're all attention starved nut cases with serious issues. The sex was pretty boring. When she landed her first big role her agent contacted me and I got paid to sign an NDA about the details of her life and our relationship. Happens a lot, which is why these threads are full of liars, and you don't often hear stories about actors from their exes.

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Bella Thorne

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>>681955960

>>681956673
name?

>>681956900
Checked, nigro

>>681956900
>WINRAR

>>681947424

I did but I cannot say her name, wasn't even that good, she was/is considered one of the hottest in Hollywood

>>681954782
rolling for story time

>>681954782
Fuck you

>>681954782
get them details my nigga

>>681957525
Caitlyn Jenner

>>681947424

If only I could fuck *her*

But she fucks niggers so...

Fucked Bill Murray.

No one will believe me though.

>>681957525
Maisie Williams

>>681957998
Kekd

Fucked a very famous actress who turned out to have a cock, no fucking joke. She ended up paying me off for my silence.

I fucked Hilary Clinton once. Not worth it. She is boring in bed.

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I fucked Selena Gomez.......in my dreams.

>>681958076
>She ended up paying me off for my silence.

NAME

>>681958076
Give a name you fucking liar

I fucked a girl from inside man .
She wasn't a major character or anything but still

>>681958305
>>681958416
Taylor Swift.

>>681958305
>>681958416
I can't say, fucking idiots. Believe me or don't, was just posting my experience. She doesn't fuck many men and we were both drunk.

I can't even give a hint because it's THAT easy.

>oh yea I fucked somebody but I'm not allowed to say on an annonomous website

Fucking virgin liars, all of you

>>681958555

Fuck you, trapfag.

>>681949212
Including yourself m8

>>681958590
Susan boyle

Oldfag here. I fucked Linda Carter back in 82, right after her divorce from her first husband. Was in the AF she was one of the grand marshals At the Aloha day parade in Oahu Hawaii. She was really amazing, killer body and a real sweetheart.

>>681958716
I'd need to be passed out drunk and on bath salts for that.

>>681958488
Was she any good?

>>681958810
What is she famous for?
My next guess is pink

>>681959166
Not Pink. I'm not giving hints, because if it got out and back to her, she'd know it was me or one of several other guys and I'm not playing that game, I like my money.

>>681959334
Everybody knows it's Taylor Swift, fag. It was pretty easy.

>>681959334
If I guess it though will you give the affirmative?
Wendy Williams

>>681958590
So she have a full on cock and balls or just a big clit?

>>681959564
I wish it was Taylor, I like shemales and if she was one...damn, but it's not, sorry to disappoint.
>>681959623
Sure, good luck. And no, no idea who that is.

>>681959677
I didn't measure it, like...4 inch, thick, balls. Tucks it/tapes it under her, I didn't exactly sit and ask 20 questions.

>>681956673
How much to sign nda?

>>681957846
>>681958009
Top Kek

>>681953705
If you're at USC, you've fucked her. Everyone has. Dan ruined that girl. Fuckin semen demon though.

>>681958716
Topkek

>>681956446
Massive bukkake. Shit was so cash.

>>681959849
were you shocked or did you just play it off...i mean obviously you ass fucked her. Was she any good?

>>681948024
now this I believe

>>681959914
>If you're at USC, you've fucked her. Everyone has
For real? Do you fucked her too?

>>681957711
Kek

>>681959730
She's a butch black chick
Hillary swank?
I'm gonna fucking guess this bitch

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>>681958844
See the nigress with the black lingerie? That's her

>>681960034
what happened? greentext pls

>>681960085
Yessir.

>>681960051
Kinda freaked to be honest, I mean, imagine if a famous actress you met suddenly had a cock, would you just be all "oh. cool." and get to it?

Shit wasn't really supposed to happen, it just did and she panicked, I reassured her, she offered me money, I said ok, and we fucked. I did her, she did me, I get paid every few months a nice sum and once a month we sport fuck like animals.

>>681960183
Hilary Swank, no lol. She's a strong 7, maybe a light 8, not black, I don't fuck those.

>>681956692
it looks like a man

>>681960351
Cool beans dude. I hear ya i would not fuck with your bread and butter. Fucks trap, famous actress gets monthly check and occasional sport fuck...WIN!

>>681960365
>>681960351
Aha ive found the connection

>>681960351
>we sport fuck like animals.

ugh.. you're a fag-whore...

No wonder you won't tell..

>>681947424
I fucked Koda Kumi about 6 years ago, met her at a fashion show afterparty in Osaka. She was nice, but we were both traveling so was just a one time thing.

>>681959914
>Dan ruined that girl.

I kinda figured. Why hadn't he gone to jail like Cosby (soon) and Jared?

>>681960338
Details? Was she good?

>>681960351
Damn that sound pretty fucking nice tbh, I'm still gonna guess it though
Lady gaga

>>681960633
>Koda Kumi
was she good?

I work in Hollywood composing music and doing music editing. In 2015 I got to attend the Oscars working on a documentary called Cartel Land which we were nominated for. At the after party I managed to get with Felicity Jones. We met up a couple of times after but it kind of fizzled out..

>>681960563
Pretty much, but she doesn't look like a trap or manish. Literally imagine someone like Anne Hathaway, pull her pants down and she's packing heat. Basically, that. It's not some butch RuPaul girl.

>>681960034
For the love of God, elaborate.

>>681960817
No. Stop guessing obvious man-ish women or perceived traps

I had sex with Rihanna..

>>681958774
you fucked wonder woman?

pfffffff...

Always knew Halle Berry had a dick.

>>681960839
She didn't starfish on me, was pretty normal, rode well. Would only give like 10 second blowjobs before changing positions... but japanese, so blowjobs were pretty bad anyways.

6/10, but not like I'm some great fuck either lol

>>681960338
Come on, dude... go on.

>>681961127
Yup it was pretty nice. She is a really cool chick. I would live to fuck her again, i think she has aged pretty well.

>>681961059
Oh I was just thinking of obvious people cuz you said it was easy,
>>681960952
In that case, Cheryl crowe? Idk how to spell her name

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Frenchfag here.

Fucked Miley Cyrus about 10 times last summer.

This bitch does so much cocaine I was afraid for my own life at one point.

Doesn't care nor respect her body, so shit was pretty cash

Pic related, used to have more on my phone but i lost it :/

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>>681959914
Dan “Hold her tighter, she’s a fighter” Schneider trained her well.

hey /b/
Whats that song that goes ha hoo he ha

>>681961187
Not Halle Berry, I wish, I'd do her.

Need to bounce off. Last thing I'll say, she can dirty talk like no other and dominate pretty well for someone who looks submissive and weak. Never came as hard as I have in my life.

>>681961888
Easy as in if I give a hint like "box office movie this year" or something process of elimination would happen, trust me I can't even give her hair color or height/weight, she's that well known.

>>681954782
>>681957733

Details pls.

>>681962045
I refuse to believe there's no contempt or disgust from fucking Dan Schneider

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>>681962230
Where the fuck do you think you are? He lived the dream of 95% of people here.

>>681962149
Jennifer Lawrence. And the nude leaks were calculated to further push that she is female.

I fucked the girl in the pop band Hanson

>>681962149
Give us something so we can know who it could be, but never pinpoint it.

Pls

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>681962710
Tell that to the NSA

>>681962535
No, good guess/theory.
>>681962654
It's someone you'd never expect and you'd kill to fuck/have her fuck you if you enjoy traps that much.

Good night /b/

>>681957525
Hint??

>>681947424
My brother was an extra on the set of Hannah Montana, and he got a handjob from Anna María Pérez de Tagle.

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>>681962438
He fucked all the icarlys and victorious chicks prob. I envy him so much.

>>681962839
What age? 20-40?

>>681962946
20-30, last post, night.

I ducked Elizabeth Shue back in the 90s. She was completely shaven. Nothing great.

>>681962654
Alright. She has brown hair. I'm sure I'll catch shit for this. Certainly I'm the only person that ever fucked a celebrity and she is the only person with brown fucking hair.

>>681954782
roling cause fuck it

>>681963025
Yeah fuck off, spewing so much bullshit.

>>681949212
Not all.

>>681961902
>1462036060279.jpg
Yeah right frenchfag

>>681962438
Im talking about the girls, not him

>>681948024
you win the internet

>>681960906
How'd felicity look naked? Bush?

>>681960034
>Massive bukkake
I want to believe... Details?

>>681963108
Now I'm leaning towards Anna Kendrick or Kristen Stewart.

I mean if you consider Taylor Swift famous, then yeah sure.

>>681961902
The pic was debunked ages ago.

A well known actress I've known/fucked off and on over the years, has a vore and futanari fetish. They're "normal" people too.

>>681963108
It's fucking Emma Watson

>>681963362
C'mon its hollywood, there is always some faggot in her hometown who would of snitched him/her out by now if it was an A-list celebrity

>>681963320
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

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>>681962933
he said it squirted so high that it landed in her hair.

>>681963546
Damn, that's so hot if true... How many players smashed her that night?

>>681963884
>Miranda Cosgrove
>Being this autistic

>>681963568
lol

Got a footjob from Taylor Swift.

Was not that great and she's awkward as shit when drunk.

>>681963519
I want to believe

>>681947424
>be on /b/
>fucked famous actress?

Nigger wut?

>>681963546
Nice pasta

Misha Barton. But not hot Misha Barton. Fat, drunk mess Misha Barton.

>>681959914
any nude wins?

>>681964057
Keep dreaming, but yeah that shit would be cash

>>681964076
/thread

>>681961902
More like this is from Miley's phone and she's trying to be like T. Swift and post on /b/? Thoughts?

>>681963943
>implying being a autistic is bad
reddit pls go

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>>681964057
Her manly feet are not great.

Selena's feet are best feet.

>>681954782
fuck off tumblr

>>681963546
People actually believe this lol

>>681963025
Zoe Saldana

yes I fucked justin bieber his vagina was really tight

>>681964190
I wish it was a dream, would've been better and less awkward.
>>681964253
Yeah as I said, not that great. None of you missed anything.

>>681964239
>Implying autistics are real people
>Do you need your tardwrangler to take you to the burn ward?

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>>681964175

>>681964317
Story?

>>681964391
Yeah and i fucked Donald Trump, his asshole was all lubed up.

>>681964394
You see her naked?

>>681948024
Pics or it didn't happen

>>681962710
>Only a fool
/thread

>>681964317
He said she was a brunett

>>681964532
Nope.

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>>681959914
That's so sad. Poor thing. She is dead inside now.

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>Willa Holland

met her a few years ago in a club didn't even know who she was ...fucked her a few times after that not seen her in years tho

>>681961902
If your hands are down there...
WHO THE HELL TOOK THIS?

i fucked ellie goulding at uni. she was like a dead fish. she was also a whore

>>681964594
That blows! Underwear at least?

>>681964695
Obviously the girl you autist

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I fucked Arielle Vandenberg in my dreams

>>681947424
Yes. I'm a writer some Of You have probably read a book or two of mine, in some cases it's the same circles of people including writers of TV shows and actors and actresses all party together basically, no cameras in the events unless it's a private area where you can outside usually but if you got caught taking a picture in them you'd be sued out the ass

>>681964734
Jeans, shirt, so no.

>>681964394
Nigga, stop making up stories tomake urself feel better...

>>681962944
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2016/04/blind-items-revealed-1-468.html

>>681963546
MUH DICK
moar?

>>681964824
Yeah lemme make up a shit encounter with an actress people dream of fucking, cause a shit-tier footjob and her oddball behavior are totally something for me to brag out.

Idiot.

>>681958590
That chick from halloween

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It was OK

>>681964782
Hey, finally 1 honest person in this thread

>>681964668
how was she in bed? How'd she look naked?

>>681964821
Interesting... Tell us some stories then.

>>681964623
Why does that turn me into a diamond?

>>681964953
Yes.

>>681958810
There is no "passing out" on bath salts.....

>>681964668
Damn, she's my waifu. How good was she?

>>681964710
Ellie trim her pussy?

>>681965036
Dan, go to hell.

>>681965006
Well I had a wetdream about her, felt very real

>>681956673
Yeah I just posted about being a writer and NDAs apply to parties and shit a lot of places you have to sign stuff for events and it's super strict, I dated an actress for a few months and was pretty cool but the hollywoodness ruined my vibe there's so much drama that goes on its insane, after a break up you sign papers basically where you can't say shit

>>681964821
>You must be a pretty shitty writer, you put me too sleep.
Prove ur a writter faggot

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Not really that famous but when I was 17 it was with miss teen Canada. Her name was Tara. I'm 27 now lol. She was a gold digger but oh well lol.
Pic related me lol so no bs.

>>681965005
Homeboy from rehab said he met her in the rooms, but like all fresh sober girls, all she wanted was dick and validation.

>>681965005
tell me you motor boated those titties

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>>681965036
Damaged Miranda is the best Miranda. Period.

>>681950244
Yes! And, nudes??

>>681965005
>>681965294
She looks like a BDSM anal queen.

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Fucked her at the Fallout 4 launch party. She's good.

>>681964821
"Of You" - writers know how to write, wtf is this shit. Book, publisher, name?

>>681947424
>has /b/ ever fucked
No

Are any of you old enough to remember Eyes Wide Shut? The scene with all the masked people having sex?

Was blind invited by a good friend to one of those, very strict entry and hush hush. Few named actresses there and the stuff that went on...fuck man, I don't recall what was real and what was the drugs.

No, but a friend of a friend was fuckbuddies with Lindsey Lohan for a while apparently.
Guy in question is some trendy magazine editor wannabe who lives in London. I wouldn't believe him personally but the iced out 10k watch she bought him is real, seen it with my own eyes. Apparently it was a goodbye gift. I'm a little jealous

I fucked Bill Cosby when I was younger

>>681965140
You must be new here

http://tubepatrol.xxx/view/6827216/Brutal-Rough-Face-Fucking-P2.html

>>681965544
how do you remember that?

>>681965455
Name them dammit

>>681965544
>I fucked Bill Cosby when I was younger
>I Got fucked by Bill cosby when i was younger
>i got raped by Bill Cosby when i was younger

>>681965406
We can only hope

>> tfw I'm actually a famous actress and this thread interested me but it's all shitposts

>>681965440
I'm on a phone, and no no and no. I'm known for being an asshole though and drink a ton but that's almost all writers, in LA though actors and actresses if they are known for partying at all have fucked each other, there's no repercussions and we can't say anything about it.

>>681965310
miranda nudes fuckin when. I want to see her tiny tits and belly coated in cum.

>>681956692
Holy shit, breaking news, Bella's a trap?!?! No doubt about it.

>>681965635
One can never forgett a rape

>>681964977
Jamie Lee Curtis?

>>681965767
>Fuck of kristen stewart

>>681965767
share some stories pls

>>681948211
>he
WTF!!!

>>681965767
you know the rules, tits or GTFO

>>681964839
At least we know there is Ariana nudes out there

You do know David Bowie was gay right? Sucked that faggot harder than a nickle when he was 19.

>>681965963
U seem surprised to see a faggot in his natural habitat.

Joan jett

>>681965837
Miranda gets the load on the inside. No wasting it on the belly, bitch.

>>681966080
story?

>>681964821
Also fucked Emma Blackery a few years back when she was pretty hot I can say whatever I want about that , we're still friends

>>681965896
Untrue, I forget the older ones.

>>681966059
top kek

>>681965833
That's so deadly boring and uninteresting. Are you a Big Bang Theory writer, right?

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>>681966052
>sucked that faggot harder than a nickle
Why am I laughing so hard at this.

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Do you know someone that has fucked her? How was it?

>All this talk of Miranda and ghost of usc yet we live in an age where there would be a photo or video of this.

Nice copy pasta though

>>681966059
Fucking Kek'd

>>681966196
It was in the 80s, owned a record shop in washington.
I had scored a gig for her and we hung out and really connected over music and fucked.
Not much else to it really, damn she was fucking hot back then.

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>>681948024
Gentlemen and gentlemen, I give you the one honest anon on /b/

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>>681948024
>>681964553

>>681966169
nah... she loves cumbaths.

>>681958590
Ellen Page?

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>>681948024

>>681966356
Hi, Miranda.

>>681966384
howd she look naked?

>>681965767
post your name.