i came to op and me and my mom have a healthy relationship

>>681944631

TITS or GTFO

>>681944631
wow I would date you in a heartbeat (I'm also a pretty normal guy with a a healthy relationship with my mom)

U LOOK KIND OF CREEPY

Timestamp?
Didn't find anything on image search though, might be legit, but must be proven

>>681944631
Timestamp or only fuckwit answers will follow

>>681944885
>>681944988
I kinda dig that though

>>681944631
7.5/10
would date and fuck with my monster dick

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>>681944988
Is this photo less creepy to your liking

>>681944631
stop trying to be someone else

Prove, its you first.

>>681944631
Even if you look batshit crazy I'd date you but that's because im pretty much so desperate like most of the people here

tits r gtfo, sweetheart. jk. i believe yu. but id date you, and im a 17 year old girl

OP is either this insanely attractive girl, or someone pretending to be her, what's your name on Facebook OP?

>>681945147
3 times better

>white girl
>piercings
>dyed hair
>hundreds of pictures of her emotionless face

aww, who hurt you in life? was it mommy or daddy?
jaded because the rainbow of races used you as a cum dumpster, including white guys?

scurry off now, find some tiny mexican penis to suck so your snobby, drug addled life style can be supported without you having to work or lift a finger. :)

>>681944631
That's because you look like a member of the
Adams family.

>>681945227
Get.... OUT

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>>681944631
Would gladly take you out one night on the town

>>681944631
dont see why you look very bankable

nice gauges.

>>681944631
Trying too hard is a major turn off for desirable men.

>>681945326
This guy knows.

Hmm...

http://www.lakako.com/photos/17199408

>>681944631
this is the worst bait I've seen in ages
simple google image search shows lizardqueen instagram

>>681945327
once again, I kinda dig that about her lol

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>>681945147
Now you look like a bombshell. I know it sucks to dress and appear as a normie in order to be seen as attractive, but it's the only way

lose the fucking nosering, it's shit
also stop trying

>>681945486
me too

>>681945469
It's an Instagram with around 800 followers, also saw her photo on 9gag...

I don't know if bait. Or cancer.

>>681945414
So she is currency quality and therefore worth depositing into a bank?

>>681945618
i think tne nose ring is attractive.
then again, i like piercings and tats.

got any tatoos?

>>681944631
OP is my perfect kinda girl, but is she actually posting on /b/ right now..

>>681945681
KEK

>>681944631
Kind of looks like a jealousy fake post.
Timestamp or gfto
or rather tits or GTFO

>>681944631
If you want to discuss it, contact me via kik broonthego

>>681945849
on /b/: Trust no one

>>681944631
face seems fine, a little manly. maybe u have a weird body?

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Hi

i would date you.... your hot af

>>681945989
how much for your time, beautiful?

>>681945989
Well just unlucky then. You're really beautiful

>>681945989
oh my god you're real
also I may be in love with you

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>>681945989
Shoe on head is needed.

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>>681945989
Ausfag?

Can't read the shirt, but looks like the uniform to a zoo I've been too

>>681945474
I am the lizard queen

im aussie as well

>>681945989
the face is very long, this shows signs of too much testosterone. the male does not find this attractive, instinctively. you will die alone

4chan has trust issues. or rather, /b/ does. its a rule, after all

>>681945989
soo tits? ooor gtfo? It's the real way to prove that you are who you claim to be

>>681946221
Ausfag cuntfirmed

>>681946238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeEbAGrHcJk

i'd totally fuck you. Maybe date you. I'm only partially withdrawn. Maybe a fuckwit still.

>>681945989
this bitch just wants attention, when the thread gets 500 horny betas worshiping her she will left happy

whatever I say you will give her what she wants
fucking betas

>>681945989
Hi Lizardqueen

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>>681946221
taronga zoo in sydney

>>681945989
Not unnatracyive so you must have a shit/ boring/ posionous or some other shit personality

>>681945989
You're perfect, my friend is moving out to AUS soon I'm going to visit, maybe we can hangout. I've followed you on IG. I'm the photographer.

>>681945989
Scoot along honey or show some titties, either way you're wasting our time here. I have fapping to attend to and you're not helping me here.

>>681946333
this fag has a point, ma'mam

and now all the basement dweller virgin fuckwits will fuck up your instagram
this should be fun, the betas will unleash shortly.

idk mane start talking to guys you like and stop bein weird u silly goose

>>681946355
Nice dubs btw

>>681946311
Well that explains everything

>>681945989
It's not that time anywhere on earth right now...

>>681944631

I would take you out for a nice seafood dinner and never call you again.

>>681945989

You're cute as hell :3

feel like visiting Hawaii? I'm sure we could work out a few dates

>>681944767

What this guy said.

>>681946562
Was in Aus
That's how I worked it out

>>681945989
If I had time to come to Australia since I'm fucking around in the Pacific, I'd take you on a date. I'm not too ugly I don't think.

>>681945989
>not fugly
>"no one wants 2date me" is not believable
you, my lady, are an attention whore!

>tits or gtfo!

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>it's yet ANOTHER beautiful woman
oh.. wonderful, just what we need. yada yada, attention, you're cute, blah blah.
kill yourself.

>>681946583
I'd dip and leave "her" to foot the bill.

>>681945989
Looks like she's crying

Whiteknights everywhere

>>681946453
Probably. Should just an hero then

>>681946221
It isn't the 30th in Australia....

>>681945989
Gesus, Move out to Canmore, AB Canada, on work visa, and Ill love you anyway you want to be loved... You're the dream girl I've always been searching for

>>681946608
>:3
kill yourself

>>681946731
Not this nigger right here! Either that bitch shows some tits or I'm leaving.

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>>681946731
The best way to troll is to become one, then grandstand on moral high ground.

It's effectively trolling everyone.

>>681946445
If op, why the hell are you making this thread?
I mean, attention is obvious, but what do you hope to gain?

>lost phone in crocodile exhibit at Taronga. Tfw

you're cute, but this seems to be attention whoring

>>681944631
Just find a good guy that likes you for who you are and isn't a "fuckwit" I'm not even sure what a fuckwit is but, ok. Don't waste your time posting on fucked websites like this. Just work on improving yourself and in time I'm sure you will find the right guy. Just don't try to see the good in people when they themselves don't want to be good.

>>681946523
kek!! true shit! a majority of /b/ are probably a bunch of jobless dweebs. check out actual dating sites instead of lurking for attention on afucking image board.

>>681944631
The nose ring is a clue that something's going on yout head. It's not as if you're unattractive. Until that. I know it's fashionable, but it says something, too.

>>681946729

I went in dry.

>>681944631
Show timestamp with "lizardqueen" on it

>>681946678
>I'm not too ugly I don't think.
fail

>>681945581
False. She was cute af on op

>>681946772
Oh yeah it's the 1st whoops

>>681946676
wrong date...

>>681944631
>emotionally withdrawn

Men learn to keep their mouths shut. The more emotion you give a woman, the more you know will get used against you and thrown in your face the second she isn't happy. Women in general created this.

>>681946830
Bye

Honey, only immature fuckwits "date" skags that have gauges in their ears and nose piercings past the age of 20. Other than that you are "daddy issues" personified and are useful only to vent our balls in. Mature men want mature women, not angsty teenage girls...

>>681946665
yeah, what this guy said, about what that guy said

>>681945326
+1

>>681945989
Why do you need strangers on the internet to validate your mundane basic white girl existence?

Lose the nose ring, then you'll be set.

>>681946933
It's basically midnight, easy mistake man.

>>681944631
1. You look creepy with dark lipstick, nosering and that stuff in your ears.
2. Pretty much it. Don't know your personality, maybe it is creepy too.

Tits or gtfo

>>681946941
Na, not at all. I love my faience and I tell her everyday that the only thing that I want to do is make her happy.

>>681945989
You're attractive, dont worry about it.

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>>681945147
good looking, would date
>pic related it's me

>>681944631
>>681944631
Listen up you little broken basic white bitch, show us your fucking pussy or get off our internet.

>>681946562
So this is bait or she's too stupid to make a timestamp. Either way, thread is solved.

>>681946678
pfft we dont know that XD

>>681947178
fucking underage shit
MODSSSS

>>681945333
>>681945227
But tits first.

>>681946562
>>681947224
Aussie

>>681947275
stfu faggot I'm 18

>>681947060
Well theres reasons but mostly because I'm bored

>>681947333
no you listen here you little slut, show us your pussy or get the fuck out
.>>681947365

>>681947068
Legitimately contemplating it lately

>>681946851
BEST POST, SIR . YOU GET THE CAKE

OP I want to cum up your nose so I can watch you puke up my children

>>681947333
18 my ass, you look like a 15yo hipster.
MODSSS

>>681944631
Try not to get mad. ever....

>>681944631

Where the FUCK are the TITS, BITCH?

>>681944631
My mother is dead. Do I have a shot?

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>>681946881
yes. lizrdstamp pls

>>681947516
Kek

>>681947308
It's not April in Australia anymore.

Alright abandon thread

>>681944631
stop giving her attention, all you fucking beta faggots that worship moderately attractive girls on /b/ are cancer. If OP didn't get the attention she wanted we could just let the thread die

>>681944631
GTFO

Op, fellow ausfag here, the only people here are emotional fuckwits, including myself, so even if you're here to complain, that is sort of hypocritical, considering you are complaining to the problem

>>681947463
not gonna argue because it is pointless but no I am 18 that picture was taken when i was 180 cm and 44 kg so basically I wasn't eating at all so stfu faggot! you simply can't tell me my age! you can tell me what I look like on that picture but that is all.

>>681945147
fucked up ears
fucked up nose
no wonder noone wants you

>>681947018
what he saie, when that one guy said when...ahfuck it

>>681947502
Send photo of your dick with a staple in it w/timestamp and I'll consider tits. Go on, take one for the team.

>>681947224
Yes princess, it looks like /b/ solved another one.

>>681947668
180cm 44kg?
What the fuck
MODSSSS
it's not even alive

>>681947742

Someone clearly does not understand the rules.

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>>681947742
Faggot

>>681944631
Assuming this is real, maybe it's because they either think their mothers won't like you or because you seem like you could give them the emotional support and affection that their mothers never did.

>>681947178
It's like Yahoo Serious raped Daryl from the walking dead and you posted an underage picture of the love child...

>>681947185
well said, /b/ro

>>681947668
i see part of the problem now, very tall girls are not as popular, due to instincts. you will need to go out with a shorter guy. try rich north shore guys, not inner west fags

>>681944631

nobody wants to date you because you're not real

>>681944631
>mummy issues.
No shit they got mummy issues if they wanna date you, bitch you look like a zombie. Fucken smile.

>>681947917
same as you

>>681947333
of courseyour fucking 18 !!! Young enough to be hot, old enough to fuck any cock around.

>>681947668
MODS underaged b&

>>681947976
seems legit

>>681944631
meh

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>>681944631
Anyone who says they would date someone off a picture on 4chan is a no life virgin who reeks of desperation. That being said want to date me?

>>681947779
you want too see pics of my body at that time?
pretty nasty to be honest

>>681944631
plugs??
nose rings??
you're attracting a very niche demographic with that sort of appearance

also...welcome to 2016, you obsolete whore

>>681944631
Are you Fucken kidding me. Lol at your face. You're emotionally withdrawn. No shit the guys that want your disease goth ass are too

Probably not bait. Lose the nose ring, and i'd take you out to dinner

>>681948090
u know we do

No idea. I find you to be attractive and I am well adjusted...

>>681948088
Check'd and get off of grandma's computer faggot...

>>681948088
stop being jealous of that guy and go suck a dick, faggot

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I know a few of your work mates. This should be interesting..

>>681944631
have you considered the possibility that youre an emotionally withdrawn fuckwit with daddy issues yourself?

>>681948090
POST BODY NOW

>>681948090
Well if you are offering. Yeah

>>681945989
wow, never thought you are real. weel I fap to you, so I would date you too. dont know where the problem is.

>>681948088
why do all of your features seem like they've been magnified x2 and animated to look like a cartoon?

>>681945327
Saturday is Wednesdays sister.

>>681944631
Well well, we meet again. My old nemesis, Cuntlips McGee. Back to ruin another mans life, McGee? Yeah I knew it was you. I could smell ya gettin off the elevator. You've been double crossin everybody.....Sal, Leo, little moe with the gimpy leg, cheeks, boney bob, Cliff, I could go on forever baby.

>>681948090
you guessed m8, i need some new fap material
thanks mr. skeletal

>>681948171
>>681948286
btw not anything gay just a picture of anorexia

>>681947779
5'10" and 97lbs? Sounds legit to me. I know a girl that is smaller and weighs 70lbs. I can bench press the bitch

>>681944631
Well get someone to hunt that mummy down, those are dangerous creatures

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>>681945989
did you intentionally write the date and time to make it difficult to identify whether you're using european or american standards? i mean: no '.' in 12 18, no ':' either. no 30/4/2016, or 4/20/2016.

ur a clever whore

>>681947577
Are you retarded?

>>681948460
I'm a manlet(167cm) but fuck man, i benchpress twice of his weight. And i weight 68kg

>>681948088
You look like Chilled Chaos.

>>681948510
Post bikini pic pls! :DD

>>681948510
1st April. KEK

Maybe because you call people fuckwits.

>>681948238
you know nobody and this will be boring as usual for you

>>681948510
yo post your feet, for science

>>681944631
I'm more or less normal, and decent looking. anyway, I'd probably go on a date with you, but I bet my interest would end there. You seem like a real johnny rain cloud and I can't be around that shit. Your bone structure, and eye color have the foundation to make you attractive, but your poor life choices..i.e odd makeup, and the piercing. I hope you're under 25, otherwise that shits weird af. and black lipstick, wtf you'll get attention either way, but now people probably thiknk your uncle touched you.

>>681945147
You're ruining your face. and ears, gauges are for morons.

>>681948423
you ruined it for everyone!
I'm not gonna share it because you are a faggot.
see >>681948444

>>681948510
you are really hot af, your appearance cant be the problem. are there any mental problems?

>>681945147
you would be a very good looking young woman, but those things in your nose and ears ruin it for me

>>681948510
Its the first of may... you have the brain capacity of a lizard

>>681948510
Pfff, clearly photoshopped.

>>681948510
I just found why you can't find a boyfriend
Because you're fucking dumb. Try some books.

It's been too long for there not to be tits.

>>681948510
Why are you still here op.

>>681945147
Reverse image search

>>681948250
Well that explains a lot

>>681948510
u kinda dumb aint ya, still cant get the date right.

>>681948510
where r u from?

>>681948659
she cut her pet cat head off when she was 10

>>681948635
>Calls others faggots
>Posts naked pics for other dudes

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>>681948743
>i can't put my penis in your college degree

>>681948510
do you live near mosman?

>>681948778
Read the thread fag.

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>>681948622
>>681948622

>>681947178
you look like the kind of pussy to get hit in the face and not do anything but say "wtf bro" and cuff your bleeding wound. Have fun with your art degree and fish records.

either way, its Lizard Queen.

surefire way to getthese fags off ur case: TITS OR GTFO

>>681948743
Yeah my bad. Realised as soon as I posted it. Few too many red wines. Whoops

>>681944631
Why don't you just date yourself lol. Don't worry tho you deserve THE BEST. E BEST. MOMMY ISSUE FUCKING FUCKS NEED NOT APPLY. Hehe. Why just come over right now tho 4 real.

>>681948250
This.

>>681948814
I would never do that to a pussy

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>>681948588
>Chilled Chaos
>>681948088

I have no clue who that is, but ya diff pic

>>681948820
are you fucking retarded..
I was not gonna post pics of my genitals you fucking queer retard, I was gonna post a picture of my chest and abdomen area just for science so you guys could see how fucking disgusting I was at that weight..

>>681945326
THIS

>>681947133
Checked.
Keep the dark lipstick, lose the nose ring, and tits or gtfo.

>>681948930
Spitting image. Love from OP

>>681948980
ok, it's time for tits OP. Tits is the way here...we get tits, you get help to get a boyfriend...
so, TITS ot GTFO

>>681948635
fucking excuses. welcome to /b/, bitch.

You're gorgeous op, you sorta look like that blonde girl in the tv show 12 monkeys. 9/10

http://9gag.com/u/themaiden
Newfags please stop bumping this cancer thread
Go back to the shadow, heathen OP

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show us that vage

>>681948585
Yeah, she is tiny. I think she is like 5' dead on which is like 150cm? Something like that

Wait, what is she asking in this thread?

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>>681948250
This. A good looking girl that says she can't find a date? Realy?

Or perhaps you are just one of those girls who wants their BF to be a decoration to show off to others and improve your own low self esteem, and therefore date only guys which are narcisistic psychopats....

Only you know the answer. Truth is vast majority if not ALL of single guys would be happy to date you. Accept it. Now go. Off with you woman!

>>681949176
You mean the one that gets her head chopped off and sent to the guy in a box

I'd fuck OP so hard

>>681949176
i was wondering why id never heard of that show and then i realized: its cause it shit

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Kill yourself, fucking emo

>>681944631
>gages
>septum piercing
>pale skin with dark lipstick

You realize you're advertising for those types, right?

>>681949432
but tbf ud fuck anyone who's offering

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>>681944631
I'd date you anytime! you're hot, and I'm pretty sure lots of guys already want to date you! Honestly, wow...

>>681949677
Cos' fuck personality and shit

>>681949733

She's enough of a fuckup to attention whore on 4chan.

I can dig that.

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>>681949373
No?

>>681949328
yep that's her, she could be her sister.

>>681949461
It's actually pretty good. I had low expectations too.

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>>681944631
Have you tried approaching the guys your are interested in? Initiating conversation? Asking then out??

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This thread.

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Hi

>>681944631
Too much makeup and it's not done right. Look that shit up

>>681949935

That's better, you adorable couple of dumbasses.
You doing anything for Vivid?

Wondering does lizarqueen nickname has anything to do with lizard king (Jim Morrison)?

>>681949935
Emo

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>>681948510
I would absolutely court you!

>>681949935
let's see some tits u whores

>>681944631
would date and cuddle.

The plugs mean you'll never be anything more than something to play with unless you can find a Bernie voter you're happy with. There are celebs who do that shit as business decisions to attract the low hanging fruit of a fanbase, but in successful society, there isn't much room for it.

>>681949935
So much better

>>681949935
I'd do you slowly.
And I'd make your friend watch.

>>681944631
funny cause you obviously have daddy issues

>>681945326
It's funny because she's an attention seeking whore.

>>681949935
tits or gtfo
both of you

>>681949836
Fair point.
She has everything you need. Hot and at least a little fucked up.

>>681945989
a lot of guys i guess don't like edgy girls. you're fucking hot. anyone else here actually find nose piercings attractive?

>>681949935

Those fingernails are frightening.