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You're in a Walmart
Pick three items to freak the cashier out
(Hard Edition: No condoms)
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>>681941351
lube, extra-largre vegetable (carrot etc.) and toilet brush
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Duct tape
Vibrator
Happy 7th birthday card


Lube
Fish hooks
Rope
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>>681941351

A AR-15 with a shitloar of bullets and 50 condolence cards
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>hunting knife
>heavy duty plastic dropcloth
>duct tape
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Ruler
Viagra
Angry Face
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>>681941351
lube
candy
rope
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Skittles
Ariziona tea
And a hoodie
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comdoms
duct tape
childrens book
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Bleach
A mop
Heavy duty saw
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>Donuts
>Donut Holes
>Glue
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>>681941720
Lmao
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>>681941351
Donuts, Donut holes, glue
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>Pressure cooker
>Fertilizer
>Nails
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Depends (adult diapers)
Ex-lax
Pacifier
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Extra large bags/tarp
Bleach
Scrubber
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>>681941351
>Diapers (XXL PACK)
>some laxative
>a pound dates
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Any 3 fruits or vegetables.
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Pencil
Pencil Sharpener
Ski-mask
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>>681941781
- Donuts
- Donut holes
- Glue
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A kitchen knife
Some duct tape
Creepily consistent eye contact with the cashier
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Rope that supports 200+ pounds
Stool
Vodka
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ski mask
Duct tape
ball bat

ask cashier how late their working tonight
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>>681941351
>butter
>butter
>I can't believe it's not butter
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>>681941351
Candy
Rope
A gigantic cucumber
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>>681941351
diapers booze and rope
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>Buy all copies of the new shitty superhero movie
>Rubbing Alcohol
>Box of matches
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>Blender
>Feeder goldfish
>Rope
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>>681941351
bleach
amonia
bucket
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>>681941351

1. Bottle of KY lube
2. Box of golf balls
3. An octopus or eel
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>half a watermelon
>half a watermelon
>glue
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> Punch bowl
> Kool-aid
> Rat poison
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>>681941532
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>>681941351
When you go to your next party, and you're on a booze run, pick up rum, whiskey, vodka etc. Then pick up a pack of baby food.

When you get to the counter, act like you don't have enough, and put the baby food back.

I never can figure out which is worse, the baby food or diapers.
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Pork chops
Kosher salt
Easy-Bake Oven
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>>681942438
winner
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Pack of razor blades
bag of apples
halloween decorations
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>>681941519
>AR-15
>Walmart
get out more, faggot
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>>681941701
I feel like that reference would be overlooked due to to much time since that was in the news.
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Rubbing alcohol, cotton balls, and (probably comes in a set) wire hangers.
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1. Methylphosphonyl difluoride
2. Isopropyl alcohol
3. Container
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>>681941513
>Happy 7th birthday card
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>>681941703
He said no condoms you dumb fuck.
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>>681942704
Some locations sell the AR-15.
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value pack of chicken wings
glue
lube
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>>681941519
>Pick three items
>50 cards
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>>681941873
I feel like this is the most realistic one.
But only if its to one of the normal intellegence day time, white cashiers working.
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>>681942849
Normalfag
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>>681941351
Candy
Razer blades
Hunting knife
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>>681941944
>2016
>paying for eye contact
Kys cuck
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The King of Queens disc set
Rope
Step ladder
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>>681942729
Making some Sarin there nigger?
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Rat poison
Random candys
Bowl
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Vaseline, Little Girl Panties, NyQuill
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Laptop
Anonymoose Mask
Laptop Charger

Tell cashier that I'm part of a secret anonymous group in the local area and tell her I'm coming with my army!!
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>>681941351
Lube, large phallic shaped vegetables and childrens aspirin.
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>>681941351
Tylenol PM
A Paw Paw Patrol DVD
Astroglide
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>>681942704
My local walmart sells bushmaster ar 15s. Hell of a deal. Sticker price is only like 700
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Condoms
A carrot
Carrotcake mix (so they don't expect me to fuck myself with said carrot)
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>>681944350
Can you read? No condoms shithead
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Case of water, extension cord, plunger
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nothing because im poor af
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>>681941519
Autismo
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>>681941720
Underrated
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>>681941351
Orange hunting vest
.308 ammo
Catnip
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>>681941351
duct tape, a hammer, pack of cigarettes
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>>681941351
Rope
Shovel
Plastic tarp
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>>681941720
Fucking kek
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Rosetta stone spanish edition
Tequila
Rope
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>>681942704
You should get out more...FAG
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t-bone steak
catsup
plastic spoons
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Teddy bear, lube and duct tape
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-Razor wire
-Super glue
-Stool
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>>681941351
Lube
Boner pills
Dog snacks
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>>681941351
A big thing bag of candy, hunting knife and a trenchcoat.
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>>681942704
Mine sell AR`s as well. You must live in a faggot Liberal town.
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Mechanic's jumpsuit
Hockey mask
Set of knives
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>>681942562
What grocery store do you go to the sells liquor , is this some European shit.
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Shotgun
Ammo
Nirvana album
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hoodie
a clown mask and a barbie
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>>681945151
Your grocery stores dont sell liqour?
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duct tape
sedatives
candy
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>>681945151
Lemme guess, mommy does the shopping while you play Nintendo in the car.
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>>681941351
>Koran
>gun
>ammo
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>>681941720
Kek
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Rape kit
Bandages
Pregnancy test
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1. Rope
2. Painter's Ladder
3. White bedsheets
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ski mask
shovel
gas canister
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>>681941351
KY jelly
Barby doll
Dog kennel
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personal lubricant
hot wheels
peanut butter
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>>681945214
>shotgun in walmart
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>>681941351
Largest cucumber you can find
Lube
Childrens DVD
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>>681941351
Barbie doll.
Stick of butter.
(1) Tube sock.
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>>681945587
Yea. They have those
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>>681941351
Eggs, Milk, Flour
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>shovel
>vasoline
>childs ballerina costime

BONUS POINTS: dont shower, shave or sleep for 72 hours beforehand
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>>681941351
Mouthwash
Diet Coke
Butter
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>fertilizer
>backpack
>lighter
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>Baseball bat
>lube
>lipstick
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>>681945587
Yeah why not? Got one there about 2 yrs ago.
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>>681941351
Child's toy.

Little girl panties.

Sledgehammer.
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Dog food bowl
Non-pet safe antifreeze
Steak
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Biggest thing of lube you can find, a grapefruit and childrens underwear
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Lost, Season 1
Lost, Season 2
Lost, Season 5
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>>681945711
Edgy
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confederate flag
fire arm
the very best of prince
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During my time in retail, one transaction that stands out was this one guy who bought the following items. I'll let you judge for yourself.
>Hair gel
>Ricky Martin CD
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>>681942704
They sell AR's you fucking retard.
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>>681941351
Filo Pastry
Hot Sauce
Adult Diaper
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>>681941351
condoms
condoms
condoms
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Lotion
Wicker basket
Rope
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>>681941351
Bleach, Razor, and a Nike tee shirt that says "just do it"
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Chalking gun
Cement
Hamburger Helper
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>>681941351
box cutter
ski mask
snickers
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>>681943380
Love it!!!
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>>681945990
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2 magazines w/ hillary clinton on the cover
Astroglide
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Tampons
Duct tape
Rope
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Theres no walmart within 50 miles of me
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>>681946666
Nice quints
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Anti-depressants, whiskey, and a box of handgun cartridges.
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>>681946666
DOOOBERDOOOBS
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>>681946596
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>>681945255

They don't in VA
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>>681946666
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>>681946762
quads you nigger
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>>681946666
where the fuck you live on a boat in the ocean?
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>>681945151
Oh, this isn't the savage east coast. the rest of the civilized country has extensive liquor sections.
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> Juice Boxes
> Sleeping Pills
> Lube
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>>681947031
Well, that explains it. You live in a dumbed down southern state, where a bunch of hillbilly toothless sisterfucking christfags are all up in everyones business.

The rest of the country doesn't give a shit what other people do with their private lives. So we get to buy booze at supermarkets and regular stores.

Once in while some nigger baptist alderman (well, lets be honest, alderwoman) goes on a rant about how "liquor is killing our pious community" but we all pelt her in the head with beer cans until she shuts the fuck up and takes her jesus freak bullshit back to church.
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Can you actually buy weapons in a supermarket in america? Sounds pretty cool.
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>>681948396
Shotguns, 22 long riffles, hunting riffles, and depending on where you are, bushmaster ar15s.
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>>681948396
You mean we can buy groceries in a gun store.
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.22lr ammo, big black trash bags, condoms
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>>681948528
Plus almost any ammo you need
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>>681941351

How to freak out cashier 101

>hand axe
>box of big black trash bags
>zipties
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>>681942085
kek
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>>681941351
Lube
Hanger
Towel
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Pregnancy test
Coat hangers
Bucket
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>>681941351
Gas Mask
Matches
Glassware
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>>681949264
I'm so fucking tired of seeing this shit.
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>>681949200
10/10
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>>681941351
vegetable shortening
laxative
orange safety cone
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>>681942849
I think you forgot the point of this thread.
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>>681941519
you want a bowl cut with that dylann?
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>>681941351
Fertilizer
Oil
Quran
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unsalted condoms, salt, I don't need a third item
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>>681941351
alarm clock
lube
first aid kit
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>>681941351
Pregnancy test. Snare wire. Shovel.
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>>681945151
Nearly every state not in the bible belt sells booze in grocery/whatever the fuck target is classified as.
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>Gallon of bleach
>Syringes
>Running shoes
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>>681950030
God damn I love being from the south
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At-home pregnancy test.
Wire coat hangers.
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>>681941351
adult size batman costume
child size robin costume
lube
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>>681941351
> justin bieber cd
> tampons
> chainsaw
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Warcraft CD
big bag of Doritos
galon of Pepsi
Also say: "This weekend will be great."
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>Pitchfork
>Trash can
>Air freshener
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You amateurs don't even know the meaning of creepy
>buy disposable camera
>take picture of selected cashier
>print out at one hour photo
>place picture in picture frame
>purchase picture frame with picture of cashier at the selected register
>hfw
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>>681944676
>using a round as large as .308 when you could do it with a pellet rifle
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>>681950424
pretty creepy tbh
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>>681941720
jesus christ you made me laugh out loud
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>>681941351
Wire cutters
Lube
Baby oil
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>Cargo pants
>Fedora
>Condoms
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>>681942815

Only until their stock runs out. Their corporate policy has changed. I know--I live in Texas, and if there was anywhere they still sold them, it'd be here. I had to drive 40 minutes to Cabela's to buy an AR a couple weeks ago since Academy wouldn't pricematch them.
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>>681941351
5 goldfish, funnel, lube
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>>681941351
Weedwacker
Lube
Get well soon card
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>>681945151
I live in Noova Scoosha. My liquor stores are directly attached to my grocery stores by a doorway. Not quite a grocery store selling liquor but close.
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>>681950585
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>>681948001
It,s not even a southern thing. The state of Virginia owns there liquor stores. Beer and wine in everything from the grocery store to 7-11, but vodka, rum, etc have to be bought at an ABC store, owned and run by the state.

>tfw right across the border is North Carolina with its god like brew threws
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Lawn darts, fertilizer, and duct tape.
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>>681941781

Oh look, the 200th time I've seen this example in one of these threads
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>>681950424
zozzle
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>>681950585
No Condoms, you fucktard.
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>>681941351

My size barbie doll
Lube
Shotgun
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>>681945151
Market Basket (but only in NH cuz MA liquor liscenses are hella expensive

Big Y
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>>681941351
Toilet Paper
Laxatives
Pooper Scooper
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>>681950424
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Candy
Duct tape
vibrator
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>>681941351
Adult Diaper
Rope
Lube
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>>681941351
Tarp, shovel, bleach
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Bee movie
Jar of honey
Rope
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Ratpoison
Frying pan
Hamster
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I live in one of the most liberal states (VT) and we have gas stations that sell pistols and rifles. No permit needed. Gas and go, baby
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Shovel, bleach and latex gloves.
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>>681941351
Her bra
A foot pants
And lemons
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>>681941924
underrated post
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>>681941513
I don't think they sell vibrators in Walmart...
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MFW I can drive through my liquor store
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>>681942438
YOU WON
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>>681941351
Rope
The Knot Bible
And a Kello Kitty Doll
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Rat poison
Birthday cake
Sorry for your loss card
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a littler of jack daniels
a 2 l bottle of coca cola
and a 12 pack of wr cd ( but the part where it freaks the cashier out is that you do this every day for like 6 months) and the best part is the fact that im waiting for you to say what you and i both know your going to say ...suck it.
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Bible
Dead goldfish
Shovel
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>>681941351
- bag of candy
- rope
- butcher knife
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Cucumber
Vaseline
Diahorilite
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Tampons
Towel
Peroxide
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>>681941351
Large Funnel
Lube
More Lube
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>>681946666
casual quints, no biggie
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>>681948001
North carolina is worse, they have beer rooms in stores that you can only enter if you're 21+
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Buy some sausages but ask the cashier if she wants to buy some weed
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>>681941351
Knife
Lube
Shovel
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Strawberry Shortcake coloring book

Canned Air


a sock
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>>681951455
Thats tripsnyou reatard
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American Flag
Microphone
American Flag Underwear
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>>681951455

Four in a row are known as "quads," newfriend.
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>>681951683
No its 6's
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>>681941720
Fucking kek
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Wd-40, cucumber and red rush
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What to expect when you're expecting
Coat hangers
Ball peen hammer
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>>681951660
Can you quack?
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Chainsaw, lighter fluid, and a box of .308 rounds.
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>>681945151
Do you even Meijer bro?
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Gold fish
Blender
Funnel
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>>681951880

kek
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A tire,rope,and a ladder
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>>681941720
40 keks
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>>681941720
>>681941781
>>681941924
hilarious and original!
may i save it?
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>8 liters of homogenized milk
>video camera
>Will Smith CD
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>>681942849
Are you actually retarded?
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>>681941351
Ex-Lax tablets
1 bowl
1 spoon
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>>681941351
Machete
Band-Aids
A little mermaid costume for a toddler girl
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>>681942045
WALMART DOESN'T SELL VODKA FAG
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Lube
Lube
Giant watermelon
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>>681941351
>Hamster
>Paprika
>Fork
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Everclear
Shotgun Shells
Nirvana CD
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>>681945587
Have you never been in a Walmart?
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>>681945378
>when you're trying to be edgy like your hip cool friends on the chan but you're 13 and can't spell for shit
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enema kit
cactus
jalapenos
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>>681945401
>Rape Kit
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>>681941351
>lube
>buzz lightyear toy
>butt plug
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business suit
expensive tie
chainsaw
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>>681941351
500 rounds
trenchcoat
linkin park album
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>>681941351
- copy of Catcher in the Rye
- bullets
- map of the White House
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banana
blank cd
lube
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>>681952320
When someone tells domineering else they're edgy, I assume they are giant faggots. Even though Oc is faggot
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hamster ball
shoe horn
lube
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>>681950510
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>>681952207

They do in Nevada.
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picture frame
hammer
picture of her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRAC2AMk6H8&feature=youtu.be
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Gerbil Cage
See-through Pipe For Gerbils
Lube
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>>681952420
>George Brad tie
>George grand suit
>expensive

Top kek mate
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Watermelon
KY Jelly
Plunger
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>>681942762
He said "Hard Mode: no condoms" you dumb fuck. This nigga just didn't play hard mode.
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>>681952483
Try that one more time. You got close
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>Condoms
>Pins
>"Happy 21st birthday" card
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>>681941351
gun
ammo
how to get away with murder dvd
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>>681941351
duct tape
candy
rope
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3 wolf moon 4x tee shirt
Adult diapers xxl size
Naruto season 1 box set
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>>681952207
Mine does
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>>681952207
-1
They do here
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>>681944435
Can YOU fucking read? No condoms only if you're playing "hard mode" you fucking illiterate fuckhole.
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A cinder block
50' of chain
Box of sleeping pills
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>>681952207
Not in your shitty state. They can in Washington.
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>>681952483
>has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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