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>>681937757
that's what vegetables do to you
Is that genuinely David Gest?
>>681938873
If soo.. Wtf happen lol? Thought he OD on coke n pills or something
>>681937757
anita Z sure let herself go
>>681939030
you still look kinda healthy compared to him
8/10 for trying though, anon, kek
>>681937757
Bob Belcher is having a rough day
>>681939025
That's just what corpses look like, his face has nothing to do with anything he was doing before death.
>>681939424
Looks nothing like him you fucking loser.
I'd suck him off
>>681937757
omg is he ok???
>>681938992
God damn it anon...
>>681939464
>this autist who honestly believes that every open coffin funeral must have a fucking corpse with its eyeballs almost bulging out of the sockets and shit stains running down the mouth
>>681939602
yeah, he's just seasick man
bump faggots
>>681940812
but its a zebra crossing? the car is in the wrong right? unless the rules are different in slavland
>>681940964
that is some chilled mofo...
>>681937757
That's a damned rare pepe!
>>681939845
You do realize that open casket funerals are usually held when the body was recovered and properly stored before decomposition started getting bad and if the body is left for some time it begins to decompose, create gases and swell up
>>681940812
RIP shoe
2014-2015
>>681940964
Why are they burning these kids
>>681939464
>>681939845
Bodies at funerals are embalmed, dumb shit. This corpse is decomposing
>>681937757
>mfw none of you realize that this is a fake cadaver, made of silicone (to Hollywood standards), used by city employees in training...
>>681941386
someone care to explain?
>>681941469
Best shit I've seen this week
>>681941735
Called the cops saying he planned on ending his life and blowing his car up, bomb didn't go off correctly.
>>681941821
there's a longer version. the monkey fucked that dude up. lel it was glorious
>>681941180
In many places pedestrians only have right of way when traffic lights indicate they do, zebra crossing or no.
>>681941396
Your premise is faulty. Not all bodies are found before advanced decomposition begins.
>>681940964
Animals.
Definitely not the same race as mine.
viado
this is chilean police.
post
>>681940759
Looked like he was making a last stand
>>681943007
reminded me of the black ops 1 arcade zombie map, first time i saw it.
>>681941386
probebly because they were faggots
>>681941180
Even in Canada. Pedestrians only have the right of way if the signal allows. If the don't walk is up then you cant step off
>>681942093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCrargw1rrM
>>681941386
Got caught stealing watermelon
MORE REKT
>>681941174
I love how he speeds up his walking near the end _just enough_ to be hit by the car. Perfect.
>>681941735
>>681942040 is talking shit, he I think he had a can of gas on the other seat and his clothes were soaked with it. Cops told him to stop, he didn't, they tazer him, ignites the gas, boom. I think he might as well was drunk/high, why else would he go back into the car. I have the same thing with sound, makes quite a bit more sense that way.
>>681944544
great two two's
>>681942223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4
>>681944544
If his clothes were soaked in gasoline, then I would expect to have seen him engulfed in flames, not just waddling around like an idiot, undamaged.
>>681937757
Fake.
Well, not a fake picture but a fake cadaver.
Created to simulate seeing a decomposing body for paramedics.
>>681940533 that is not brazil, that is Chile
>>681939509
Haha, you're so angry, kid.
>>681941180
Zebra crossing yes, But cars have green light, which means pedestrian crossed the road on red light. There is traffic light for pedestrians too you know... Only in places where there's no trafic lights, the pedestrians can walk through zebra with no interuptions (it's mostly in places with low speed/traffic areas). And even then it's advised to wait untill a car stops - you don't run in front of moving car lol.
Faggots here did it during NIGHT. Similar case occured in my country, and in that case, pedestrian got fined on top of being seriousley injured...
>>681938992
HOLY SHIT that's disgusting
>>681941735
Probably a mobile meth lab, they make it in 2l plastic bottles with volitile chemicals, note the way the guy is reacting like he is on something
The officers were able to pullGuerrero — who was alone —away fromburning car before fire crews arrived, and he was taken to University Medical Center Brackenridge. He was later taken to Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, where he remains in the burn center.
Police say they believeGuerrero of the carwas trying to commit suicide.
“That car got hot quick,” said Austin Fire Department Cpt. Andy Reardon. “We’re talking thousands of degrees inside there; you saw the force it created right there. For him to get back in the car like that, to do that, he was very dedicated on killing himself.”
Austin’s Fire Marshal took Guerrero into custody on June 8th on first-degree arson charges. His bond was set at $25,000.
APD plans to use the video to train future cadets.
“I don’t know that the officers could have done anything different in situation,” said APD Cmdr. Nick Wright. “But it’s just a little piece of knowledge; everything they get, they can put in toolbox and take with them to a similar call later on down the line.”
>681941735
He tried to comit suicide:
>>681946228
kek
>>681945077
Who gives a fuck, all of them are south american monkeys
>>681940964
I bet they are are not having that much of a good year
>>681948119
shut up cucklos
>>681940964
Fucking black savages.
Deport all black people back to africa. This will solve all problems.
>>681948826
you don know me nigga
>>681949042
but then who will deal drugs?
>>681949010
If one of them just had a gun...
>>681938992
Holy shit i love you for this bro>>681938873
>>681948897
why didn't they move lol
>>681946228
Keyless entry
>>681949010
I would've curb stomped the fuck out of them
>>681949042
white people are so silly
>>681941105
KEEP YO GUARD UP BITCH!!
>>681949512
Government. :^)
>>681951066
better with sound. the wet slapping, crunch noise is the best.
>>681940533
That's cool. The stream of blood squirting from the bck of his head
>>681947886
>>681947886
Not all South Americans. All the monkeys and niggers needed European overlords just like everywhere else, and not all crossbred with the shitskins. 100% Aryan Chilean master race reporting in, motherfucker.
>>681951783
Did he died?
>>681951854
>Not all South Americans.
fuck off pedro, everything south of the border is animal territory
>>681940728
Arterial bleeding pumps with the heart
>>681952006
>whenever you cringe
>heelkick
>>681952006
Spoken like an ignorant poorfag.
>>681940759
>when you are the last one in your team
>>681952479
This video realy makes me want to be a cop
>>681952366
whatever you say jose, go and take a siesta you beaner fuck
>>681940759
zombie fighter
>>681952479
shit like this never happens to people who aren't on the radar anyway.
>>681951990
i hope
kiss, kiss
>>681937757
gore =/= rekt newfag
>>681941469
Fucking monkeys,they all deserve to be deported to their country.
>>681937757
That looks like me when I'm waking up after a night of drinking with my mom in the trailer park.
>>681941180
The big thing is, the camera car was hiding the pedestrian. There was no way the striking car could possibly have seen the idiot, and he basically jumped out in front of it. Perhaps he should have slowed down because it's odd that a car would stop at a green light (why are we saying it's green? I can't tell that). Darwinism at work.
>>681953130
Oh - I see now. I thought the street light was the traffic light.
>>681953119
I love this video. Fucking bitch needs to step back and let the cops do their job. She had it coming.
>>681938873
>>681939464
>>681941396
>>681942340
It's a special effects prop, retards.
>>681953304
Well, Im glad the police officer got fired because the girl she almost killed was pregnant and lost her baby
>>681953518
forty keks
>>681947568
Wtf are you trying to do dumb bitch
>>681946228
amazing stunt
>>681953518
Tough Shit.
When I was growing up, there were no Phone Cameras - we learned that if you fucked with the cops, you got an ass beating, and no one was there to video it.
Hence, we were very polite to police officers and did as directed.
Today, assholes think they can say or do whatever when approached by the cops - well, they gotta learn the hard way.
Good thing I'm not a cop, I would have shot that bitch while she was on the ground, and made all her buddies carry her body to the dumpster. Fuck yeah. You'll listen to me NEXT time, bitch!
>>681952602
I can't imagine the anxiety the person that was in the call with the red chick must have felt. Fuck.
>>681942093
Story?
>>681953807
calm down captain edgy
>>681953807
>Good thing I'm not a cop, I would have shot that bitch while she was on the ground, and made all her buddies carry her body to the dumpster. Fuck yeah. You'll listen to me NEXT time, bitch!
I liked that pasta more when it talked about Drake and Josh
>>681940533
wtf is going on?
>>681952006
The niggers are in the north side of the border.
>>681940533
i like how he steps back like "wtf did i do"
>>681953924
More like Captain Cranky. I'm a geezer of the First Order.
Fucking kids today really need some ass kicking. Seriously, dudes, you are a generation of massive pussies. It's OUR fault, I know, because your parents were raised by Hippies.
>>681943634
Did he get his cock'n'schtuff cut off, now he's dancing around on the sidewalk?
>>681953235
har har har
>>681953518
She kill the baby.
Why is not in the jail?
>>681951666
Smoking kills
>Hellish trips checked
>>681944260
Got a better angle?
>>681937757
>Getting swole brah
>>681948475
anyone have the full story on this? any links/news reports
>>681954449
what is this shit?
>>681952691
(I can't winch up)
>>681953996
omg never realized its 3 of them
stop at 0:10 precisely.
dumb father killed his breed
>>681937757
Hey! I get no respect! Even in the afterlife
>>681949042
it's in africa....
>>681953996
doing 65+ in a 40
>>681954449
TOP KEK
tak m8
>>681941386
he turned the key to position 1, which started the radio with his mixtape
>>681954449
oh my fuckin kek
>>681955010
still, all niggers belongs to this AIDS infested shithole.
>>681954104
Nope, he's grabbing his radio to notify dispatch that suspect is down and to send medical assistance
>>681954704
anyone?????
>>681942093
the guys around give many fucks tho
>>681941469
filename.jpg
>>681938992
this is not YLYL thread
lost
>>681951666
>Always look both ways
>>681953304
but that hard damn
>>681951304
ded?
>>681951666
yo nice digits stan
>>681951631
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>681951666
this is suicide right?
>>681951066
...says the nigger. lel.
>>681956069
Yeah I'm curious as fuck now too
>>681941469
Misdirect working as intended
>>681954788
lost thanks dude
>>681938992
We all secretly hope you die like that, and that someone's cynical enough to take a pic of it and spread it around like the one you're mocking. <3
>>681956568
Nah, that was jos verstrappen. He was fine.
>>681952602
story?
>>681954449
Amazing
>>681947115
he is on something.... fire.
>>681941735
he was using his mix tape to get away but it went off to early
>>681952692
The world is just. Corruption is a myth. Only good things come to good people. Nothing bad ever happens without being deserved.
>>681940964
The black ghost rider. Kek
>>681941469
Holy fuck is that good
>>681953996
the one child whos flying is waving a bit in the end kek
>>681953996
whos foult guys?
>>681954704
Yes, he was in the news the next day, lol
>>681951066
Enjoy the wheelchair, whale.
>>681957003
you might have taken the wrong turn, this is /b/
>>681940533
>: brazilianterminator.webm
that's Chile, not Brazil
>>681953807
Would delusions like this fall under Stockholm Syndrome, or what else would you call it when someone is so used to being a fucking bitch that they defend the very people that treated them that way?
>>681957970
top shrek
>>681954875
underrated post
>>681957970
gonna be new reaction pic, thanks
>>681957970
Kek
>>681951631
This is golden.
>>681956805
>>681956805
She fucks up looking at the one train and once that one passes, she walks across missing the other one (distracted + noise from train #1)
>>681957898
"he was all over the newspapers the next day" would've actually been funny, faggot.
>>681957838
Driver.
25 over the speed limit. Shit awareness. Slav.
>>681956924
innit. we need some fucking answers!
>>681953996
freestyla
>>681958486
keks
>>681951304
Remember watching that race as child. What a clusterfuck 1994 was.
>>681958235
brou u have any link 4 me? i dunno but this one is too hardcore for me
>>681952602
The pleasure of automatic
>>681954810
Fucking driver was going over 70 on a 40 road when he hit them.
>>681954579
how do you think the world works?
>>681953996
I wonder if babies survived or not
>>681948897
Maybe a dumb question but how don't they see that thing coming at them?
>>681941386
not calling this 'lag in real life' smh
>>681945077
>>681958018
Autistic Samefag detected
>>681947886
Msia
>>681959672
>3 x cerebral palsy
I hope they did not
>>681949010
just kill the fucken things. I witnessed similar thing once but with one dog, my dad saved the guy by just strangling the dog to death. Was a very fucked up situation
>>681960466
yea, natural selection
>>681951206
is kill?
has be kill.
>>681941469
is he scrapping with a monkey?
>>681941838
Just like arma 3
>>681958154
LP>>681957970
>The rarest of Pepes
>The Pepe that dead
>>681960776
i think she is alive after this
>>681957129
Happened in my town. Basically the driver was a girl, and somehow confused the breaks with the fucking throttle. Both women are R.I.P.
>>681960776
if destroyed so much brain it kills she would be dead already, but she wasnt in the hospital so she will survive >90%
>>681961302
wut
grammar is ded
>>681961440
fuck my english sucks, i should just shut up and only read, i only speak german :( sorry
>>681957003
Thats just you cunt
>>681954810
>>681953996
>>681959672
all 3 survived, one broke his clavicle or arm, other 2 were just bruised up
>>681957548
preach it
>>681957838
both the driver who was going over limit and the dumb ass parents jaywalking
>>681941838
these graphics looks impressive
>>681957838
both the drivers for going over limit and thedumb ass parents jaywalking
luckily the kids survived and the driver wont end up in jail
>>681962407
sick fuck!
>>681960622
Didnt that guy survived?
>>681962407
dis is real magic, kids
>>681949010
why the fuck to people still own pit bulls?? they do this shit ALL THE TIME
>>681957003
Are you sure you are on the right site?
>>681953906
Guy kicks the shit out of a tranny because he's an asshole with no self-control who was beaten as a child.
>>681963358
give that kid a sandwich ffs
>>681963544
fuck off kid, I've been having pits all my life and they have never caused any kind of trouble, blame the owners, never the pit
>>681964053
takin it like a champ!
>>681941386
I love how he got back in the car.
>>681959404
Okay, let me spell it out for you, you fucking idiot.
That was a part of a televised series known as Formula 1. It's widely known that there's far more gruesome footage and images out there, but the FIA - the even bigger idiots in charge of Formula 1 - have covered it up.
So my original request, as you might now imagine, has some merit, you dickless shithead.
>>681940964
there's nothing funnier than watching filthy nigger scum being set on fire.
>>681964555
Watch the edge white boy
>>681963358
Piranhas..
>>681937757
when that meatball is too spicy
>>681954449
>over 9000 keks
>>681949010
Seems like kicking them would be a better idea.
>>681940533
nerve gas
>>681964775
>Hello I'm from reddit!
>>681951631
Was that one purpose?
>>681954449
>>681963890
Read up, faggot. You're in for a rude awakening:
http://www.dogsbite.org/dangerous-dogs-pit-bull-myths.php
>>681962110
its ok man, we knew what you meant. prost
>>681954449
Is this OC? This is excellent work
>>681948475
nerve gas
>>681952006
piece of shit nigger got what it deserved
>>681964199
Thats actually when the crane collapsed at mecca, killed a lot of muzzies, it was (ironically) on 11SEP15.
>>681949010
story? how did he get bleeding?
>>681944896
Methanol fires are invisible, so maybe that's somehow the answer
>>681965510
Mr Sillyputty.
>>681954449
loool
>>681965510
Looks like Play Doh
>>681965180
>DogsBite.org is a national dog bite victims' group dedicated to reducing serious dog attacks.
Founded by Aaron Abramowski...
>>681963544
>>681965180
any animal behaves the way you raise it you can mistreat any animal and it'll be aggressive or terrified for its life
>>681965854
is this ylyl or rekt m8 come on get ur act together
>>681965978
b-b-but muh pitbulls are dangerous, lets ban them because of muh feels
>>681964775
Too bad he wasn't like this guy
>>681951341
Just a nigger. No problem
>>681965095
pink toilet men have feeling to you know
>>681966299
>oh Im getting robbed
>instead of just let the robber do his thing and then call the police and insurance company let me risk my life and murder someone
>>681965579
Any footage of the phenomenon?
>>681966864
>1 in 3 people survive armed robbery
That's not very reassuring at all. It sort of adds to the pro-guns for self-defense argument. Rather than taking a 1 in 3 chance and hoping for the best, you take it in your own hands.
>>681967025
What happened here? Electrocution?
>>681965978
yeah, nigger, because all of these recent beagle maulings have gotten really out of control. Please spare me that shit. Pits have been known to attack (and kill) without provocation or any signs of neglect/abuse.
>>681966203
no, fuckface, we should just systematically wipe them out. we've done it in the past to other dog breeds, so why not do it to the one dog breed that's killed more people than every other dog breed combined?
>>681954449
I'm proud of this moment
>>681938992
thank you based anonymous
>>681953056
what game is this?
>>681965814
info's legit, tho
>>681940728
did he died?
>>681966864
>nigger takes your stuff
>shoots you in the head before you can call the police or insurance
You didn't really think this through, did you?
>>681967050
sorry to burst your bubble but there is only one pro gun argument and it is as follow, 'fuck off, I like guns'
>>681966864
>robber takes my shit
>shoots me not to leave witnesses
Lol criminal apologist
