Waifu Claiming ThreadBroken arms and legs editionThe rules are simple:Claim your
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Waifu Claiming Thread
>Broken arms and legs edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>shit post
>insult other waifu
>discuss shit
most important: dont get butthurt
sachi claim
Kongou claimed
>I will not get butthurt
>>681921046
You forgot the rule to feel
>claimed
still here
Best German CV Claimed
>I have my eyes on you
Rory Claim
Claimed.
I'm off to a nocturnal rest, take care comrades, and have a wonderful night/morning/day/afternoon.
>>681921629
Goodnight comrade! Sleep well :)
>>681921287
Guten Morgen
>>681921629
have a good sleep
Yin besto
Iowa claimed.
I hear thread is dying. Live.
>>681922236
>Hug tackles
Yes! More boats!
>>681922275
And A Homura!
Post sad
let it die
>>681922345
Im a boat too, I swear.
>>681922345
Ayyy. what's up kongou. There will never been enough boats for these breads.
>>681922441
BREATHE DARN YOU
>>681922489
A lewd one o.o
>>681922569
I was saying it earlier we need a Fubuki claim so I can have my own little Bucky to call my side kick!
>>681922596
You are a very mean boat =~=
>>681922644
Spike pls.
>>681922596
Oh hey there.
>>681922383
From 1 to 10 how sad do you want?
>>681922777
wat the fuck
this is not the pic I posted!!!
Ships shipping ships. I like it.
>>681922794
Okay okay you're a boat calm down T_T
>>681922843
Told you you were lewd. Geez.
>>681922894
I can ship you too if you want~
>>681922777
Fucking 777/10
>>681922727
Just a little... but thats how you like it!
>>681922966
But... I blame moot.
>>681922966
You can try. I don't really feel affection though Ti- I mean Kong
Your daily morning tumblrtale spiderfag reporting for claiming.
>As if anybody else wants her
>>681922727
Maybe soon enough but I do not need a sidekick.
>>681922596
>>681922794
spooky bad abyssals
>>681922894
If you need to set sail we're here.
>>681922843
Sure ya did
>>681923143
Wh-where'd you get that idea?? Shut up!
>>681923168
I'm sorry what was that? You got it wrong twice now... Tell me what you were gonna say!
>>681923216
I want mine back T_T I want a Fubuki.
>>681923196
Unique waifus are the best.
>>681923216
I promise... and yet I can't repost the real pic... how fucked up is 4chan code for this to happen?
Makes me wonder if its an intentional easter egg since I only saw in on /b/
>>681923168
>
>>681923196
Interesting choice!
>>681923311
I will never forget the 1 pixel nipple pics.
>>681923311
>back
Well she had to be here in the first place.
>>681923343
Spaghetti code. Gues they took tips from Riot
.
>>681923634
That would make sense, they are coding their images as minions.
Speaking of riot... didn't play lol since the start of s3, if dubs I reinstall league.
Mato Kuroi claimed
>>681923766
OOOOOO
>>681923766
Well. Get to downloading.
>>681923311
You know what I almost said
>>681923766
Get Got.
>>681923425
I have never posted a nipple picture of my current waifu.
>>681923634
I guess so.. regardless. It's still a problem!
>>681923884
You leave my real name out of this! Unless you want to play THAT game.
>>681923766
Well shit. May the lord have mercy in my soul and lets see how long it takes me to ragequit again.
>>681923884
>filename
Not really... but now I have to.
>>681923343
>>681923389
T-thank, your wives are n-nice too ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3tLQ09bnvE
>>681923766
WELCOME BACK TO HELL
>>681923950
Well she could be anywhere
>>681924207
I want her here though so I can have my sidekick =~=
>>681924359
>
>>681923950
I can't tell if that makes me happy or sad. Im gonna go with happy.
>>681924010
Thanks... so what brings you here?
>>681924207
Emm thanks for the warm welcome into hell. I hope I have a nice stay.
>>681924397
Maybe someday but you still got me!
>>681924433
Ohohoho it never is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tT1ALOw2Zw
>>681924433
It better make you happy dess!
>>681924491
Hmm.. that's true.. I guess that's more than enough for now~
>>681924491
I know its not... But hopefully I can have a bad stay together with some of you.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>681924632
this video is pretty great.
>>681924636
Til next time I suppose.
>>681924692
I'll always be around to make the salt a little less saltier.
>>681924148
>>681924632
Oh would you look at that.
Someone is pretending to be Syndra
>>681924636
Alrighty then, im very happy!
>>681924777
>trips entrance
Good morning Noire.
>>681924786
Good to know, but how will you do that? Will you water it down?
>>681924777
Trips check'd and demand cosplay
>>681924892
More tea, more kys, more sleep, more soundtracks next time.
>>681924786
W-wait you're not going anywhere are you..??
>>681924894
Then I guess it's my job to keep you that way!
>>681924894
I am not certain yet but it involves taking it.
>>681925069
Not leaving yet. Thought you wanted to end that conversation haha.
>>681924894
>Lucky
Hood morning Nomura c:
>>681924945
Have some Hestia Cosplay~
>claimed
morning everyone :)
>>681925242
You wear it much better.
>>681925069
Your next step to keep me that way is to kill the impersonator >>681925161
>>681925074
I like what im reading. So is the 3 ward limit still a thing? That was one of the things they changed that I disliked the most.
>>681925242
Its good indeed! What about yours? Got any plans for the weekend?
>>681925365
It is but there is now an alteration that lets you place down as many as you want. However they are visible and are one hit. You can also put them down from long range
>>681925133
No way you're fun to talk to dess n_n
>>681925256
Bucky! You're here! I knew you'd show up dess!
>>681925365
B-but.. isn't there another way maybe?
>>681921887
Hello there Sachi !
Sorry for late respond
>Taking shower and made a breakfast
>And make a coffee ofc !
How you doing today ?
Iowa class be like
https://youtu.be/7R5A0pg4oN8
>>681925359
Thanks Vigil <3
I have others too~
>>681925365
I'm doing fine thanks, cooking lunch right now.
My plan is to go to buy some beers and have a long relaxing night session of chilling outside.
>>681925242
Can't cosplay her but I can cosplay some other stuff.
>>681925451
I guess there is, but the impersonator still has to be stopped.
>>681925446
>long range
Like how long? That sounds really weird but I guess a big change like that once in a while keeps the game fresh.
>>681925451
Of course I am! You're talking to the one and only Iowa!
>>681925453
Oh boy you know me too well don't you.
>>681925613
From about blue side blue buff to red raptors I think is a good way to describe it.
>>681925605
Sounds like a good plan, hope you have fun!
>forgot I was supposed to use a cosplay pic on last post
>>681925451
Of course, but it's my first claim in one of these threads
>maybe lurking now
>>681924433
Eh just mucking about waiting for my ride to work, how about you lad?
>>681925613
Niiice~
>>681925810
Don't worry about it.
It's nice to have nights like that.
Unless my friend comes over without warning me before, that's what I'm going to do.
>>681925796
>red raptors
Wtf I don't remember any raptors... there was the buffs, golems, wraiths and wolves.
>>681925847
>poke
>>681925900
Oh you're going to work on weekends, that sucks. Im just chilling out a bit before I get to work on something... basically my sister let her new cat run and im going to have to be printing and placing "missing cat" papers around the town for her...
>>681925613
Maybe we ask politely?
>>681925796
Hmm you're pretty energetic. But you won't pass me Dess! No way!
>>681925847
No problem dess! Please stick around along as you like, bucky! You're always welcome here!
>>681926131
Oh right! Raptors are what used to be wraiths. Golems are krugs. Wolves are still wolves. Brambleback is the new red buff. Gromp Replaced Grule. there is also a scuttle crab and Rift herald. Scutt crab gives a speed boost to the team the kills it when they walk over it. Rift herald gives a mini baron buff to the player that takes it's buff.
>>681926228
Ohoho I've already passed you by miles. No way you can catch up!
>>681926081
11/10 cosplay I want a duel disk too...
Either way sounds like you're going to have a good time... take me with you!
>>681926228
That rarely works for me... asking politely with a gun pointed at their head works better.
>select all squares with street signs
>basketball hoop
Tatsuta claimed.
>Take a shower
>Start drying hair
>Step on a tiny stone
>Why even live?
>>681926131
Yeah that's welding at a steel mill for ya, and that's a shame man. I hope you guys find her kitty. :c
>>681926515
I found her kitty
>>681921046
The spiciest claim in the world, bar none.
>Only when you have reached rock bottom do you find out those who deserve to be called your friend
>>681925605
My Pasta boy !
How are you doing ?
>>681925796
>
>>681926499
Hello there !
>Step on a tiny stone
Could be worst
>lego brick
>>681926361
That scutt crab thingy sounds weird... So basically its a nice idea to kill it when moving from one lane to another?
>>681926499
Hey Tats. Do hard drugs and the pain will go away.
>>681926515
Sounds like a tough job. I hope we can find her too, she got pretty upset about it.
>>681926361
No way! I have to be the best so I can impress admiral! There's not a chance I'd let you pass me up.
>>681926388
That's rather violent, no?
>>681926499
Tasuta! There you are n_n
>Burning loves
>>681926631
Where did you get those!?
>>681925453
im really tired but other than that im pretty good, just had some breakfast
>>681926631
You wouldn't dare leak those.
>>681926696
I forgot to mention that also provides vision. It makes ganking and roaming easier. as well as a good vision on the 2 objectives.
>>681926751
Me and you both know I can impress the admiral more than you.
>>681926751
>That's rather violent, no?
Impersonation is violent too in a metaphorical way. But you can't call me violent when you're killing poor abyssals for a living.
>>681926631
I don't remember what it feels like stepping on lego.
>>681926696
I don't like drugs. I'll just have to live with the pain.
>Deep statement because reasons
>>681926751
Hi Kongou. Were you looking for me? Or perhaps looking forward to me?
>Accepts baningu rabu
>>681926894
You take that back..! The Admiral is going to be mine, we all know who he would really pick here.
>>681926906
>poor abyssals
I'm sorry did I miss something..?
>>681926998
Just looking forward to you dess :) It's been a while since I've said hello.
>>681926601
I'mma have to ask for source because morbid curiosity.
>>681926696
Been doing it for years, practically takes no effort now 'n I don't mind. So wot type of cat was it? :^0
>>681926894
That sounds really OP. I wonder how are my old favourite champs doing now. Is Irelia still a thing?
>>681926998
Drugs are bad mmkay. Its not like they remove the pain, they just make you forget it is there for a while.
>what it feels like stepping on lego
Like being castrated but on your feet.
>>681927078
pokemon
>>681927072
You did... some of them are so cute and don't deserve to die.
>>681927078
Thats great to know, a stable job is something a lot of people envy. A 3 months old white kitty or something, she caught her on the street when the cat was super sick etc and treated her, then she felt sorry and let her go outside because cats love being outside but it was too soon and it just run away again.
>>681927072
I will take back nothing. You know the admiral will like nothing more than something American made.
>>681927151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfnUMdPjlLc this might answer your question
>>681927360
Forgot my pic
>claiming yume
>>681927072
It's my fault. I lurk too hard.
>Inb4 code word
What are you up to right now? Isn't it just over 3 AM your time?
>>681927151
>they just make you forget it is there for a while
Forgetting about the pain doesn't make it any less real. I've also watched someone become hooked on pain killers. Not a pretty sight.
>Like being castrated but on your feet
I don't know what it feels like getting castrated.
>>681927330
That isn't true.. they'd take over the seas if I didn't stop them des..
>>681927360
People everywhere know that Japanese made products are better than American ones. Heck Even America knows that~
>Plus being born in Britain means I have class as well.
>>681927485
Yume!!
>hugs
>>681927536
Haha yeah :) i got another 3 hours in me or so I hope.. what about you?
I cannot decide if I want to continue working or let the white dry so I can start completely fresh.
Well... I'm still here, and looking after a toddler.
>smugmarine
>>681927691
Look who came crawling back.
>>681927360
Better nerf. God I missed LoL memes. So the last nerf Irelia took I was still playing actively.
>>681927485
Sup Yume! I forgot to ask you the other day when your memory was still fresh about the movie, did you enjoy MM - Rebellion?
>>681927536
>Forgetting about the pain doesn't make it any less real.
Pretty much, and im sure we could go on and on to why painkillers are bad for you and you should only take them when your body really needs them.
>I've also watched someone become hooked on pain killers.
That sounds really rough, be it a friend, family member or just someone you know. Ever watched requiem for a dream?
>I don't know what it feels like getting castrated.
I dunno either, but I don't think its a nice feel.
>>681927606
How do you know... maybe they just want to chill out but you keep attacking them.
>>681927606
Hey Kongo
how are you doing? I missed you the whole week by 20 min or something around that
>>681927670
flip a coin
>>681927670
Paint?
Let it dry.
>>681927285
>image title
>>681927330
Aww that's so sweet, I really hope it's okay wherever it is because I absolutely adore cats 'n seeing them hurt breaks me ;-;
>>681927691
trips flush it down the toilet
>>681927922
I still didn't watched it because Shiina is a lazy ass fucking fucktard
also I might not look it till tuesday after I am done with my final exam
>>681927606
Oh come on now you know Britain isn't what it used to be.
>>681927922
If you have any other questions regarding season 6 you can just ask me.
>>681927934
I don't have any. I mailed them all to someone. I'll sit here and ruminate. I've got cigarettes and divine music to occupy me.
>>681927951
Oil paint, yes.
>>681928116
Britain ain't what it used to be and neither is the grey old mare.
>>681927606
Another three hours, huh. You're on an interesting schedule. I've probably got another 14 hours before I'm going to need to sleep, seeing how it's 12:32 PM here.
>>681927922
>you should only take them when your body really needs them
Let's add penicillin to that while we're on the topic of drugs and medicine.
>requiem for a dream
I haven't seen the movie. Although I've heard the leitmotif several times.
>I dunno either, but I don't think its a nice feel
I'll agree with you on that one.
>>681927959
I know right, but if I treated every cat I find abandoned on the street my house would be filled with cats.
>>681928023
kek, so that means im still going to have the chance to know your opinion right after you watch it or something.
And good luck again with your exam, how are the studies going?
>>681928116
Thanks lad, I will just play some casuals for a while to get a feel of the game again and see if I have any doubts.
What im probably going to be more confused about is the new items and what are the cookie cutter builds.
>>681928074
>>681927951
Prove me you're the real one.
>>681926388
I wish I could Heh~
>>681926631
Heyo Graf, I'm doing fine thanks~
You?
Going to have lunch, see you later guys~
>>681928322
No
What does it matter. You can't tell which of those posts is real by an additional.
>>681928074
Anon, stop being a faggot.
>>681928129
I guess it depends on the situation, but letting it dry might be for the best.
>>681928322
Go bury yourself
>>681927922
I trust what the Admiral tells me is the truth u_u
>>681927931
I'm doing well n_n I've missed ya. Sorry I've been leaving so early...
>>681928116
If it were, we would still own you after all. Thank God that isn't case eh? ;)
>>681928321
Yeah trust me it isn't fun >~< but I gotta do it.. sorry if I just black out here..
>>681927606
>I have class
I'll presume that you're talking in-character.
>>681928398
Later on.
>>681928322
yeah probably
>>681928408
how did you get that in there?
>>681928481
what are your plans for this weekend?
>>681928547
Clearly n_n IRL I'm a cali chick meaning no class here and I'm proud of it. <3
>>681928223
Then we gotta make it great again.
>>681928322
Alright if I remember correctly, Deadman's plate was added which is a tank item that gains movement speed the more you move and gives additional damage depending on how much stacks you have (up to 100)the stacks are used up upon basic attacking something. Duskblade of draktharr is basically a zed ult. Rapidfire cannon is basically statikk shiv without the lightning but instead gives additional range fully charged. I need to remember more items and can't remember the builds.
>>681928481
Of course then you wouldn't have so,meone to compete with
>>681928321
>penicillin
I am not really informed about this and might say bullshit, but isn't penincilin in blue cheese and few other foods? Does ingesting it like that affect your body tolerancy to it in any way or something?
>I haven't seen the movie. Although I've heard the leitmotif several times.
I really loved that movie, it shows how people with big dreams can slowly rot to drug addiction and the soundtrack is great. Christiane F. is also a great read on this topic and its a real story.
>>681928398
Why even live when I can't hang out with my fellow anons.
>>681928466
The situation is I've gone mad and cut the canvas off its stretcher to tack directly to the wall and painted it over in white to reset the canvas after a fashion.
>>681928712
But the grey old mare, she ain't what she used to be.
>>681928627
I might go to a surprise party for a friend :p other than that just the normal kind of stuff..
>>681928712
If you want to call it a competition I guess..
>>681928481
K is for konichiwa.
Im curious, what did the admiral do to gain your trust like that?
>>681928712
>gains movement speed the more you move
Hecarim intensifies.
>>681928779
Oh so that's what it means. Got confused for a sec.
>>681928809
Yea you're right. I've already won by a landslide.
>>681928952
Jesus christ hecarim is pretty fun right now. they made it so that his e knockback scales with how far he's run.
>>681928481
I believe I know what you are talking about, having to force oneself to stay up. Have I ever mentioned how much I like CA? More specifically San Francisco, CA. I wish I could live there.
>>681928747
>penicillin
Unless I am thinking of another drug, it's one of the most over-used and over-prescribed drug. This means that bacteria and other nasty things are evolving to become immune to it, which would severely cripple our society.
>I really loved that movie
A few people have recommended me the movie. I just don't watch too many movies anymore. Last movie I watched was Deadpool. And before that, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, unless I'm mistaken.
>>681928322
Ah shit it's time for me to shove off! Nice talking to you man, especially since this was my first waifu thread where I actually talked to people as opposed to claiming then leaving immediately. See ya Lad.
>>681929066
>Immobile mage update
>Viktor nowhere in sight
Feelsbad.jpeg
>>681928952
He's such a strong leader.. he's smart and cute and professional and tall and serious and mmm <3 He's the admiral! And I listen to what he says! And I won't let any other fleet girl get to his heart before me!
>>681929066
Your top presidential candidate right now is Donald Trump.
>If you consider that winning there's no point in talking anymore.
>>681929106
I love San Fran! It's beautiful... I live up near LA though which in turn is.. not so beautiful..
>>681929066
Now I need to determine if I let the white dry or if I work on it while it is still wet.
>>681928779
Be patient and dry it.
Nothing good will come out of rushing it
And now ill be going for a while.
>>681929181
Viktor used to be my main and now they decided to gut him unless riot decided to turn back the E change. God Riot surprises me it's dumb
>>681929191
>implying you're trying to stump the trump
